just plain chatting about
ANYTHING (except if it doesn't obey the rules)
let the chatting begin!!!!
So I told this old lady one day....listen you...either you give me all of your money......oh crap....never mind...bye!!
M_T_M said:
So I told this old lady one day....listen you...either you give me all of your money......oh crap....never mind...bye!!
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pls tell me i like storys
Oh no!
Another useless off topic thread inside off topic
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no it's for pure chatting about anything land thats different do you have anything to chat about orb?
so...the police showed up and I tried to bribe them with donuts...which did not go well btw.....
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so...the police showed up and I tried to bribe them with donuts...which did not go well btw.....
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donuts are tasty
what type of donuts were they?
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donuts are tasty
what type of donuts were they?
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The expensive ones...$2.60 each
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The expensive ones...$2.60 each
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tasty mmm......
how come the police didn't fall for it? i would of.
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tasty mmm......
how come the police didn't fall for it? i would of.
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Well...so anyway after I got deported to Antartica...I came across this old friend of mine which I owed money to....I was telling him the story about the police and the donuts when....wham! a Whale ate him
M_T_M said:
Well...so anyway after I got deported to Antartica...I came across this old friend of mine which I owed money to....I was telling him the story about the police and the donuts when....wham! a Whale ate him
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at least you didn't have to pay the money back!
what happened next?
I got up and told the waitress...you call this chowder!!....as I trew it at her and left without paying
this story is very interesting
did the waitress or police catch you?
that's when I went to the park and tried to take that old ladie's money
did the old lady use kung fu on you?
Hmmm... I'm betting the old lady FLASHED you!!! I think I saw her over the ORD thread!!!
Sorry, Zac, could not resist...
EDIT: I'll quit now, I promise...
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that's when I went to the park and tried to take that old ladie's money
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I always knew we had a fugitive here on XDA
I wish girls had a Nandroid Backup. It would make things so much easier.
Let me tell you a story...
I was at work in the ER one night back in January, 1997 when I received a phone call from home. My daughters Sarah and Jennifer were on the line, flush with excitement after visiting a local pet shop with our youngest offspring, Mary Caroline.For weeks the two girls had been after me to get a kitten for Mary. Sarah and Jenni were both getting married in '97, Sarah in April and Jenni in October. Sarah was taking her orange tabby cat Woody to her new home while Jen was marrying a man who was owned by a big black and white tomcat named Frank. (Yes, I say 'owned' because any cat lover knows that people don't 'own' cats -- we are simply the servants of our beloved felines.) According to my oldest daughters, Mary was going to be lonely enough without them at home. How in the world would she survive without a cat to keep her company? I'd been resisting their pleas since before Christmas, but with me out of the way at work, the three girls had worked their charm on their doting father. They'd found the perfect kitten for Mary, and being a cat lover himself, my husband had caved in quite easily. But he ageed to their plan only if I said yes. Thus the phone call.
Given the hectic atmosphere in the ER that evening, I had no time to argue the merits of bringing a new pet into the house. And what could I say anyway now that Fred was behind them? I knew when I was beat, so I surrendered with hardly a whimper.
I returned home that night expecting to find a kitten curled up on Mary's bed. Instead, I found THREE kittens! Two of them were females, striped tabbies from the same litter. The third was a big pawed gray tabby from a different litter, a male who looked up at me with soft eyes that said, "I'm all yours!" I immediately fell in love with him. My daughters spun me a long involved story as to why we now had three newcomers in the house instead of one. It didn't matter; I was won over by the gray cat and the other two were just bonuses. Shadow (as we named him) grew by leaps and bounds over the next few months. His playmates were on a slower growing curve, always a pound and several inches behind him. The difference in size caused problems. Shadow wanted to play with his adopted sisters, but his roughhousing turned them into shrinking violets. They began hiding behind the couch each time he approached. Shadow couldn't figure it out. He'd **** his head to one side and look up at me as if to say, "Hey, ma! Why won't they wrestle with me?" Our vet supplied the answer: the girls were afraid of Shadow. They weren't developing as they should and they needed to be separated from the big gray cat -- permanently. Eventually our son Matt took one cat to his apartment and a friend adopted the other. Shadow stayed with us. Over the years Shadow grew into his paws and became, as my husband put it, "one pound short of a puma". During the day he followed me around the house, sitting on my lap and checking out the computer while I wrote, or helping me in the garden by stalking and destroying any leaf that dared to fall from a tree. Each morning he would circle the yard looking for intruders in the form of mice or rabbits, then trot back to the door and meow as if to say, "You can come out now. It's safe!" In the evening, Shadow would lie on the patio next to our chairs, guarding us just in case a stray sparrow flitted our way. Then at night he would jump up on the bed, curl up next to my husband, and stare me in the eyes as he placed one paw on Fred's hand. I always felt he was claiming Fred as his own, letting me know Fred was his guy as much as he was mine. When he was sure I'd gotten the message, he'd jump down and go upstairs to sleep with Mary Caroline. Promptly at 5 a.m. he'd be back to wake Fred for work. We never needed an alarm clock; Shadow did the job for us. I grew up with cats, lived with cats most of my life. But never have I known a cat like Shadow. For love and companionship, he had no equal. I will miss him.
Let me tell you another story...
Four years ago, I started subscribing to the New York Times, the Daily News, the Wall Street Journal and the New York Post.
Then one morning I heard the guy across the hall open his door and my newspapers were gone. The whole stack.
I let it go because I get the full set of papers comped at work, and also because it just wasn’t worth the confrontation: He was a really grumpy old man who just growled and grunted at people– like the man from the movie “Up” but 6’ 3”.
This went on for several years, until he died.
After that, I started to get the papers for about a month. Then one by one they started disappearing again, except for the Post.
This time it’s the lady next door to me. She’s a very quirky older woman who has been in building for 30 years.
She’s very nice and actually reads my papers for me and pulls articles out and puts them on my door with a magnet and a thought-you’d-be-interested note.
The reason I don’t ask her to stop, or confront her, is that we have a nice little thing going: She’s my built-in nanny-cam.
She is home all day and tells everything my nanny does with my son. She will tell me she saw my son and nanny walking and singing a song and totally happy together. Or that another nanny brought three kids over for two hours. Or she will tell me really loved the way my son was talking to my son in the hallway.
She's like my own little Reader's Digest.
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So how is/was your day? Vent or brag about how your day was!
Mine has just begun and it seems like it will go good. I have a ton of meetings.
is it you in your avatar
my day went in preparing for exam.
Yep that's me.
Good and bad
My day has good news, and bad news....
The good news is I got laid , the bad news is I was by myself when it happened .
LOL that's funny.
GWelker62 said:
My day has good news, and bad news....
The good news is I got laid , the bad news is I was by myself when it happened .
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Eh. I'm 16 so take it easy I has a busy life and I'm only a sophomore so most of you might think of me as a child and consider my day to be of no certain interest to you and you may just disreagard it as stupidity. Stay tuned for the following. This is long since I haven't explained my day to anyone in a long time.
My day today:
Went to school. PE is always fun. Hot girls. Chemistry is a bore. Had a fire drill go off today, but I had to finish my history homework in chem class. Thank god had 5 minutes before class ended. Went to history, talked about some crap and listened to people in the next door room watch Titanic? lol Lunch was a bore too. Math was just math. Spanish was ghey. I hate my teacher. She's a bich. Seriously. Then on to english. Oh my favorite class of the day Our teacher made us do a socratic seminar for an essay that we're supposed to turn in by monday. So our whole class is innocent except me and 3 other kids. Innocent as in like straight edge. No sex, drugs, etc...not even talking about it. (I don't do drugs btw I'm just pointing out what I mean.) But it was weird to talk to this girl I'm crazy about and find out these things that she wouldn't tell anyone. I was quite shocked at finding out at all the things she's been telling me lately. It's weird. I was just thinking to myself. I have this girl's number and everything, but I have practically no idea who she is. I mean I could try and call her and she would respond sometimes, other times she's just eh. I mean it seems like she's using me (cause I'm the smartest kid in my classes not bragging, just saying people come to me for help for various things). Funny how you can solve other people's problems, but not your own. So it's weird. I feel like I'm asking for relationship advice rather than how was my day. I guess it's a crush. I've been torn. I mean I'm 16. So stfu if all you're gonna say is get over it. I've heard it enough. Well. that was my day.
Double post! Ghey! first accidental double post in my life >.> phailz.
i ripped apart HTC update today!!!!!!!!
Kraize said:
Eh. I'm 16 so take it easy I has a busy life and I'm only a sophomore so most of you might think of me as a child and consider my day to be of no certain interest to you and you may just disreagard it as stupidity. Stay tuned for the following. This is long since I haven't explained my day to anyone in a long time.
My day today:
Went to school. PE is always fun. Hot girls. Chemistry is a bore. Had a fire drill go off today, but I had to finish my history homework in chem class. Thank god had 5 minutes before class ended. Went to history, talked about some crap and listened to people in the next door room watch Titanic? lol Lunch was a bore too. Math was just math. Spanish was ghey. I hate my teacher. She's a bich. Seriously. Then on to english. Oh my favorite class of the day Our teacher made us do a socratic seminar for an essay that we're supposed to turn in by monday. So our whole class is innocent except me and 3 other kids. Innocent as in like straight edge. No sex, drugs, etc...not even talking about it. (I don't do drugs btw I'm just pointing out what I mean.) But it was weird to talk to this girl I'm crazy about and find out these things that she wouldn't tell anyone. I was quite shocked at finding out at all the things she's been telling me lately. It's weird. I was just thinking to myself. I have this girl's number and everything, but I have practically no idea who she is. I mean I could try and call her and she would respond sometimes, other times she's just eh. I mean it seems like she's using me (cause I'm the smartest kid in my classes not bragging, just saying people come to me for help for various things). Funny how you can solve other people's problems, but not your own. So it's weird. I feel like I'm asking for relationship advice rather than how was my day. I guess it's a crush. I've been torn. I mean I'm 16. So stfu if all you're gonna say is get over it. I've heard it enough. Well. that was my day.
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well i think so, you should get over it. I mean its clear shes using you!! Never force anybody to like you or love, it wont work. Concentrate on your studies its more imp, and as time will pass you will get the right gal. ok no more lectures!!!
the worst weekend which i have to spend the time by finishing my paper
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well i think so, you should get over it. I mean its clear shes using you!! Never force anybody to like you or love, it wont work. Concentrate on your studies its more imp, and as time will pass you will get the right gal. ok no more lectures!!!
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Haha. I know. I've been through this before. Btw. I'm indian too
Actually, I felt something. I'm not making her love/like me by force, just waiting for the right time. All that finding your soulmate and the right girl will come to you is bulls**t. No one comes to you if you don't try yourself. It's not like someone will magically fall for you. Life doesn't work that way. That's my personal opinion and it's what I've learned from many of my friends' experiences. But all opinions aside, I've actually made my decision, but thanks for the suggestion.
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Haha. I know. I've been through this before. Btw. I'm indian too
Actually, I felt something. I'm not making her love/like me by force, just waiting for the right time. All that finding your soulmate and the right girl will come to you is bulls**t. No one comes to you if you don't try yourself. It's not like someone will magically fall for you. Life doesn't work that way. That's my personal opinion and it's what I've learned from many of my friends' experiences. But all opinions aside, I've actually made my decision, but thanks for the suggestion.
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yea you are right, actually you have to look for it. But my point was that you shouldnt go to every gal, thinking that she's the one.
Oh, terrible. Is this weekend - when someone disturbs you every 5 minutes?
Eh, hate my family
I had a tiring day from work. Super exhausted and energy-drained for 24 hours working and making errands. I'm glad that is over right now because I just got home. Now I feel like I need something to munch on.
samy.3660 said:
well i think so, you should get over it. I mean its clear shes using you!! Never force anybody to like you or love, it wont work. Concentrate on your studies its more imp, and as time will pass you will get the right gal. ok no more lectures!!!
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Good advice. I was a "nerd" back in the day as well. I know a couple of guys who were pretty cool and popular with the girls, not too popular anymore.
Today was a good day for me, I woke up, found XDA, fixed problems which had frustrated me on my XV6800 for weeks in under an hour and then had a good day of work.
Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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My commiserations. Doesn't Android Market have a Magic 8 Ball type app?
needspractice said:
Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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Surely the Death March on mp3 should be enough? (I know your feeling mate, i get married start of August)
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Stay on track, use the voice record feature to make a recording of you saying, "Yes, Dear!" and play it OFTEN!
You'll be fine.
NOTE, the opinions expressed above my not be mine but that's what She Who Must Be Obeyed told me to post.
This is becoming epic in it's humour.
Just remember what is hers is hers.... and what is yours is hers too!
Well...if you still need practice do not marry
(see what I did there? ....see username )
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@M_T_M
Why must u hide your online status on xda??? For some reason seing you post and not have the green online atena is driving me bananas!!!
M_T_M is ninja-like in his stealth, posting ability.
You never know when he's gonna 'delete' somebody
Do whatever she says.... Very quickly....
Where is MY cookie?
There is nothing outside of OT!
LOL! These little gems are sure worth it. Keep them coming. I was thinking about creating a couple elfs on World of Warcraft and having Mr. T. Do our Vows; but I have a feeling that isn't going to work.
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Remember the Milk is a good app. Download, install, but never key in any data. Now, memorize your shopping lists, but NEVER write it down anywhere. Every time you forgot to buy something, shout at your phone and say, "You never remind me about these important stuff." That is a great approximation of 90% of non-sexually related arguments. Oh, and you'll feel like throwing the phone away, but you've invested too much time on it to do so. And think of the sd-cards. I mean kids.
Start using Astrid, it's semi-sarcastic reminders for you to do stuff will be good practise. Also set the reminders to the highest frequency to get an idea of how nagging will feel like from then on.
Delete everyone from your contacts except your wife. That'll give you an idea on how your social life will be after you get married. Unless you married your best friend, which IMO is kinda retarded (no offense to the mentally disabled. Or to the married for that matter) coz you should know how to coax sex out of your best friends of the opposite sex anyway.
Get a dog, and a cat, and a goat. Set the dog on the goat, and the cat on the dog, and never feed the goat. Now, let loose a pet hamster. This has nothing to do with getting married, except that you will feel like the dog, your wife is the cat, the goat is your sex life, and the hamsters are your kids.
Explanation: you, as the dog, will keep wanting sex (goat), but the goat is totally apathetic to your needs. The cat will keeping sic-ing itself on you, but you are so focused on the goat (sex) that you are ignoring something you could have controlled easily. Since the goat is never fed, it means you'll never have sex. And everytime you do, it'll either smell of goat (that's your wife) or the goat will kick in you in 'nads and you'll never wanna have sex again (but you're a dog and a few days after the pain faded you'll start humping the goat, I mean your wife, again). Now when your kids are born (the hamsters) the cat will totally forget about you and everytime you hump the goat, the cat will look at you in disgust.
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Get Angry Birds. Jog for 30 minutes and then have ONE attempt at getting three stars. This will be the approximation for trying to please your wife sexually. And you can only have a go at each of the Seasons campaign on the appropriate day. Also remember that Angry Birds Seasons do not have an "Anniversary" campaign or a "Birthday" Campaign. Try as you might, you'll never remember when these campaigns are supposed to be. Then...
Download FML and PostSecrets. Laugh, or cry, or laugh and cry at the same time as people put up stuff that mirrors your life exactly. Especially the trying to hump a goat part. If you are a New Zealander, you can just talk to a neighbour (pun intended) about the goat part, except they prefer sheep.
Did I miss anything?
sakai4eva said:
Remember the Milk is a good app. Download, install, but never key in any data. Now, memorize your shopping lists, but NEVER write it down anywhere. Every time you forgot to buy something, shout at your phone and say, "You never remind me about these important stuff." That is a great approximation of 90% of non-sexually related arguments. Oh, and you'll feel like throwing the phone away, but you've invested too much time on it to do so. And think of the sd-cards. I mean kids.
Start using Astrid, it's semi-sarcastic reminders for you to do stuff will be good practise. Also set the reminders to the highest frequency to get an idea of how nagging will feel like from then on.
Delete everyone from your contacts except your wife. That'll give you an idea on how your social life will be after you get married. Unless you married your best friend, which IMO is kinda retarded (no offense to the mentally disabled. Or to the married for that matter) coz you should know how to coax sex out of your best friends of the opposite sex anyway.
Get a dog, and a cat, and a goat. Set the dog on the goat, and the cat on the dog, and never feed the goat. Now, let loose a pet hamster. This has nothing to do with getting married, except that you will feel like the dog, your wife is the cat, the goat is your sex life, and the hamsters are your kids.
Get Angry Birds. Jog for 30 minutes and then have ONE attempt at getting three stars. This will be the approximation for trying to please your wife sexually. And you can only have a go at each of the Seasons campaign on the appropriate day. Also remember that Angry Birds Seasons do not have an "Anniversary" campaign or a "Birthday" Campaign. Try as you might, you'll never remember when these campaigns are supposed to be. Then...
Download FML and PostSecrets. Laugh, or cry, or laugh and cry at the same time as people put up stuff that mirrors your life exactly. Especially the trying to hump a goat part. If you are a New Zealander, you can just talk to a neighbour (pun intended) about the goat part, except they prefer sheep.
Did I miss anything?
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This totally just made my day. Lmfaoo
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Misery in motion
SGN2
Troll Trill Trulz
needspractice said:
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Banned?
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I got mad by reading this .
Goat-dog-god-cry-laugh-marry-sex-hamster.
Oh god save me!Yes me ofcourse!
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Sanjay said:
I got mad by reading this .
Goat-dog-god-cry-laugh-marry-sex-hamster.
Oh god save me!Yes me ofcourse!
Sent after :stirthepot:
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Post All Your Rants About Anything You Want....
Try to keep it clean...
Hopefully this wont get deleted...
My Rant to start:
I hate when driving behind someone and they want to make a right hand or left hand turn and turn from the driving lane when there is a perfectly good turn lane.
Dear Apple:
Why you have underhanded techniques to try and muscle out the competition?!
Why can't you just....I don't know....NOT SUCK!?
I think I've lost the little respect for apple that could possibly exist inside the deepest depths of my heart.
But of course the masses of the world will be like "IOS is so revolutionary!" They've just caught up with everyone else!
They still blow.
//rant
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Dear XDA,
Please stop loading so slowly!!!
It is very irritating!!!!!
Please FIX!!!
\RANT
Apple, Police, My phone.... Get your act together
/rant
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Dear XDA,
Please stop loading so slowly!!!
It is very irritating!!!!!
Please FIX!!!
\RANT
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Funny, I have no issues with XDA loading slowly?
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Who's idea was it to combine peanut butter and jelly in the same jar? I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated but peanut butter gets to hard when its in the fridge. Who wants to spread hard PB on their sandwhich? I mean COME ON PEOPLE! Stop being so lazy and spread the smooth PB on one side from its own container and the cold jelly on the otherside. It is not rocket science.
Sigh, ok i'm done. Thanks for letting me vent.
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Funny, I have no issues with XDA loading slowly?
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Who's idea was it to combine peanut butter and jelly in the same jar? I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated but peanut butter gets to hard when its in the fridge. Who wants to spread hard PB on their sandwhich? I mean COME ON PEOPLE! Stop being so lazy and spread the smooth PB on one side from its own container and the cold jelly on the otherside. It is not rocket science.
Sigh, ok i'm done. Thanks for letting me vent.
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Its fine now, but earlier i want to beat it with a stick LOL
I hate when people call android "DROIDS" and i also hate when everyone wants an ipad, when they are just an oversized iphone or ipod touch for another 400 bucks more I think tablets and ipads are way overrated.
Why can't summer and winter join forces (pun?) together and keep it spring all year long?
Fall is nice, except I gotta rake the dreaded fallen leaves.
Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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When I'm on my bike, why do people in cars only look left when I'm coming coming from the right?
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Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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Why can't MEN (Sparky) put dirty clothes...in say....the clothes hamper? As opposed to my bathroom floor.
(I get the pile theory, I do. Just keep your damn dirty pile OFF MY FLOOR.) Thank you.
/end rant.
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Couple of things that need to be adressed here
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I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated....
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First off, I think you mean "Jam" or "Fruit Preserve"....
This is jelly...........
And as for keeping it in the fridge..... well thats just wrong. Its almost as bad as keeping tomato sauce in the fridge....
Secondly, and more importantly......
DO NOT start a rant thread if your "rant" is only one line long
Thats not a rant............
Thats nothing but a minor gripe........
If your gonna rant, RANT. Dont just throw out a tiddly little one liner and expect people to feel sorry for you. You need to make them feel your pain!
Your need to spew absolute bile and vitriol at whatever it is thats grinding your gears.
I dont expect to come in here and see a threads called "Rants Thread" only to open it up and find you crying into your soup because someone cut across you on your way home from work....
I want to experience a level of anger not seen since that video of the angry german kid smashing his keyboard to bits! I want to believe your so absolutely livid with rage that you would punch your own mother full force in the face if she popped her head around the door to offer you a cup of tea!
There should be pictures of you stood on the roof of your house with a megaphone in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other screaming blue murder at the cops below.
There should be ridiculous amounts of the most vile and offensive profanity imaginable, language of such a filthy and depraved nature that it would make a sailor blush.(but not on XDA
It beggars belief that this is what passes for a rant these days. In my day rants would go on for days..........
Thats the problem with "da yoof" of today, theres no passion. Nothing gets your blood pumping except Justin Bieber and the new limited edition flavour of Doritos.
Back in my day rants would go on for days. You could walk into any pub and find an old man in the corner jabbering on for hours putting the world to rights. You come back 2 hours later and he's still be going. Come back in another 2 hours and he'd be starting all over again from the beginning.
And thats another thing, whats up with pubs these days?
They dont even smell like pubs anymore, I remember when you walk past a pub at any hour of the day and smell nothing but stale beer and cheese and onion crisps. (Thats right crisps not "chips", chips is the correct name for "fries" ). Pubs nowadays smell like the perfume counter at an overpriced department store....They dont even sell pickled eggs
They're just filled with overgroomed morons with stupid hairdos wearing T-shirts sporting the name of a Japanese city they've probably never heard of and a random number! Pffft most places dont even serve a decent pint. Its all watered down continental lagers that think they're better than a real pint because they're made with some obscure type of hops and barley cmobination. They dont even let you re-use your glass after your finished your drink because the health and safety types might wet they're pants if they see someone using the same glass for two drinks in a row. Its H&S gone mad thats what it is!!
Like those kids that werent even allowed to play conkers at school without safety goggles, they probably had to walk through some bleak inner city craphole full of junkies and degenerates all by themselves to get to school in the first place because they're lazy benefit cheating parents couldnt be bothered to get off they're lazy ass and take them, but OHHH NOOOOO, heaven forbid they should play conkers and maybe get hit in the face by a tiny little fragment of some overgrown seed......
Not that kids these days can even get hold of a decent conker these days, back in the day you could find them everywhere, big as a cats head.
Like that cat from next door, always coming across into my garden and crapping all over my prize begonias. I oughta set up a snipers nest in my loft and wait for it to come creeping in one night then.... BOOOOM..... headshot!!
Of course, I'd be in the wrong.....
"It was just a defenceless kitty " they'd cry......
Bah, It was trespassing on my property and I was defending myself. Whats the world coming too when a man cant even defend his own home from being attacked by his neighbours rogue feline??
This countrys gone to the dogs I tell you..............
Anyway, I dont have time for this I need to go and teach that bloody cat a lesson..........
tl : dr
NEED MOAR RANTZ
(Disclaimer, I do not kill cats and have no intention to do so. No cats were harmed during the typing of this post)
^^Now that was a rant!
Well played sir.
DirkGently1 said:
^^Now that was a rant!
Well played sir.
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Errr......well...after the one above, is there any more need for this thread to even exist?
I was going to rant about rants that ranting people rant about whilst being ranted for ranting for ranters that rant about rants but... never mind I guess
orb3000 said:
Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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Well, this is for all rants and not just one rant per thread if you mods want to throw it away thats fine, or how about a giant merge but that may be too much work.. So Mods do what you want, i don't care.
End of not a rant
Rant: I HATE PANTS
Yeah, that's all.
"PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN"
Dear XDA,
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO BE TIL THE MULTI QUOTE BUTTON WORK?!!!!?
Its causing me to multipost
/Rant
Sorry its not long, but usually my rants are short..
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Dear XDA,
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO BE TIL THE MULTI QUOTE BUTTON WORK?!!!!?
Its causing me to multipost
/Rant
Sorry its not long, but usually my rants are short..
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Exactly! The damn button doesn't work and I have to open quote in multiple tabs and because my computer is slow, it freezes and crashes! I have to turn it back on again (it takes forever to boot) and the god damn button still doesn't work! Oh, and did I mention you have to find a link if you want to put a picture in a post?? If I want to put a pic in a post, I have to first upload it to some stupid site and it takes forever with my slow connection! I don't want my picture as a god damn attachement! Oh, and weather is **** here, and that's because of XDA!! I also blame XDA for global warming!!!*
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*What I said, is not 100% true. By reading this you agree with the fact, that I'm more awesome than you.
idavid_ said:
...I also blame XDA for global warming!
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Ok, so I need some opinions here...We had a discussion at work today where someone said that they pay you TO live in Alaska but someone else said they pay you BECAUSE you live there...And then the first person said that there's no difference in "Because" and "To"...
So, I will give you some info from Wikipedia and you let me know which one yall think is correct...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska
"Starting in 1982, dividends from the fund's annual growth have been paid out each year to eligible Alaskans, ranging from an initial $1,000.00 in 1982 (equal to three years' payout, as the distribution of payments was held up in a lawsuit over the distribution scheme) to $3,269.00 in 2008 (which included a one-time $1,200.00 "Resource Rebate"). Every year, the state legislature takes out 8 percent from the earnings, puts 3 percent back into the principal for inflation proofing, and the remaining 5 percent is distributed to all qualifying Alaskans. To qualify for the Permanent Fund Dividend, one must have lived in the state for a minimum of 12 months, maintain constant residency subject to allowable absences, and not be subject to court judgments or criminal convictions which fall under various disqualifying classifications or may subject the payment amount to civil garnishment."
'Because' is correct, if you qualify of course. 'To' suggests paying people to move there, in which case under the rules they wouldn't qualify anyway having not been a resident.
I want to live in Alaska. It is the most most beautiful corner of the world. Anybody remember the series 'Northern Exposure'?. Best setting for a TV show ever.
The problem with this idea is that you aren't the first one to have it. There are a ****ton of government leaches living in alaska. It also has the highest percentage of rapes and pedophilia per capita of any other state.
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westicle said:
The problem with this idea is that you aren't the first one to have it. There are a ****ton of government leaches living in alaska. It also has the highest percentage of rapes and pedophilia per capita of any other state.
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Trust me, i wouldn't be moving there for the 'qualities' of it's indiginous population. I'm long past the point where i can be surprised, or even care, about what the other inhabitants of this once beautiful planet think or do.
isn't it also the meth capital of the world?
best reason to live there, you have a chance with bristol palin
Don't forget the Spiders! I have a friend who lives there and she told me about the huge spiders that live everywhere...including in your bed. EAK! But it would be great to live in such a beautiful place.
Id love to love there, it's do beautiful. But everything that's going on,...... Sucks....
ADR6300
Trolololol
watt9493 said:
Id love to love there, it's do beautiful. But everything that's going on,...... Sucks....
ADR6300
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Soooo....if you "love to love there" would you "live to live there" also?
And...of you love to love there...wouldn't that make you the most redundant person that ever lived?
And lastly.....if is "do beautiful" does that mean that you bit your tongue while saying that?
Just wondering
M_T_M said:
Soooo....if you "love to love there" would you "live to live there" also?
And...of you love to love there...wouldn't that make you the most redundant person that ever lived?
And lastly.....if is "do beautiful" does that mean that you bit your tongue while saying that?
Just wondering
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Ah mtm. I use swype. So sometimes it's confusing.
ADR6300
thetinybus said:
isn't it also the meth capital of the world?
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Cheap drugs, who could resist?
TheRomMistress said:
Don't forget the Spiders! I have a friend who lives there and she told me about the huge spiders that live everywhere...including in your bed. EAK! But it would be great to live in such a beautiful place.
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I LOVE spiders. They'd be welcome to share my log cabin in the woods!
M_T_M said:
Soooo....if you "love to love there" would you "live to live there" also?
And...of you love to love there...wouldn't that make you the most redundant person that ever lived?
And lastly.....if is "do beautiful" does that mean that you bit your tongue while saying that?
Just wondering
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DirkGently1 said:
BLAH BLAH BLAH -snip
I want to live in Alaska. It is the most most beautiful corner of the world. Anybody remember the series 'Northern Exposure'?. Best setting for a TV show ever.
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I love Alaska, I have been there many times. But I currently live in Washington state, where Northern Exposure was filmed.
And the Permanent Resident Dividend Fund is just for the people that live there, as previously stated. The best part of Alaska (besides the fishing and hunting) is how backwards the whole state still is. They have open carry laws (meaning no permits needed to carry a firearm) and it is still common for people in the winter to leave their vehicles running while they grocery shop. Nobody steals them.
kdj67f said:
I love Alaska, I have been there many times. But I currently live in Washington state, where Northern Exposure was filmed.
And the Permanent Resident Dividend Fund is just for the people that live there, as previously stated. The best part of Alaska (besides the fishing and hunting) is how backwards the whole state still is. They have open carry laws (meaning no permits needed to carry a firearm) and it is still common for people in the winter to leave their vehicles running while they grocery shop. Nobody steals them.
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Where should i build my log cabin? (Think 'Grizzly Adams' if you're old enough). It has to be near a fresh water river or lake and far enough into the wilderness so that i never have to encounter another person for the rest of my days.
No internet, no phone, just a knife, gun and a blissful hunter/gatherer life.
DirkGently1 said:
Where should i build my log cabin? (Think 'Grizzly Adams' if you're old enough). It has to be near a fresh water river or lake and far enough into the wilderness so that i never have to encounter another person for the rest of my days.
No internet, no phone, just a knife, gun and a blissful hunter/gatherer life.
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No hunting dog?
Sent using two tin cans and some string.....
Scary Spiders...
TheRomMistress said:
Don't forget the Spiders! I have a friend who lives there and she told me about the huge spiders that live everywhere...including in your bed. EAK! But it would be great to live in such a beautiful place.
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You want to see some SERIOUS spiders, you should be around those freakin Camel Spiders in Iraq. GAWD! Ya, I know everyone's seen the pics of them on the interwebs. But when I was there they scared the hell out of me, cuz they are really, really freakin fast. Walking a post at night, you would see a good sized shadow "flying" across the ground. Saw one once, run up another Marine's leg, and before he even knew it was on him, it was in between his shoulder blades, whoa!
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No hunting dog?
Sent using two tin cans and some string.....
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A dog would be nice but it'd end up eating all my food!
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You want to see some SERIOUS spiders, you should be around those freakin Camel Spiders in Iraq. GAWD! Ya, I know everyone's seen the pics of them on the interwebs. But when I was there they scared the hell out of me, cuz they are really, really freakin fast. Walking a post at night, you would see a good sized shadow "flying" across the ground. Saw one once, run up another Marine's leg, and before he even knew it was on him, it was in between his shoulder blades, whoa!
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Ninja spider?
Hi! Guys, There's a one girl i like. We've been texting each other since week. i asked her out for dinner or do something else ..few days back and she said she don't mind. we met each other today. i bought some flowers for her. she loved it. than we went on a walk near to her university 2-3 hours. i asked her everything i could. she asked me almost everything. took some beautiful pics. & than middle of between walk she said, she have to online 7 o'clock to talk with her mom P.S. She lives away from her mom. So, She didn't mention about dinner neither i! & than like after half hour i just drop her off and she said she really liked walking with me.& She said she'd wait for my text or call. After 15 minutes i sent her a Message, telling i had a great time with her. Does that mean she's interested in me? Or she isn't ?
Come on you peoples give me your views
It sounds very promising to me! Try to keep the texting to a minimum, unless she's the one who begins it. Instead, call her and show her that you're confident enough to talk in person.
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Thanks dude, lets see where it takes
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Sounds very promising indeed.
But as Dirk said, try to keep the texting down a bit unless shes the one that starts it.
Dont come on to her too strong.
Such things might get a girl\woman to loose interest.
Keep up the good work and and good luck!
Be confident in a good way, but don't ever take advantage of her.
She texting/calling you is a very very good sign.
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I would think that is obvious?? Why would she ask for you to text her if she was not interested?
TheRomMistress said:
I would think that is obvious?? Why would she ask for you to text her if she was not interested?
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I guess she could just want to talk.. As friends.. But don't get stuck in that friend thing
Worst part is yet to come, She came into my city for two months only at the end of the august she is going back to her country. She said if i ever visit her country than she will be there for me to help me and all. i think we are becoming good friends. She also said she likes my city more than her city..& don't want to leave. She don't know much about my city. i'm thinking to ask her and show her around my city. Should I ask her out a second time? She loves watching movies in cinema. But she's never been into IMAX in my City T-3
P.S Some introduction about the flower girl:- She's 20..She is from yaroslavl. Single child, gray eyes, Actually i find it very sexy, tall, Slim, She's a bit shy type of a girl. loves walking, loves wearing dresses, Loves volleyball+ 5 years in a college volleyball team , loves cooking!, loves, instrumental music, melody movies, there are lot more but my hands are itching!
Has anyone ever experience this type of girl?
She most likely did tell her mom about you because the relationship is still fresh.. maybe a few months in.
@ - GazaIan
Do girls still share everything!
Dude... it's at a stage called the "Budding Romance". She doesn't tell her mom because she's not sure about you, and she's not sure about herself.
I have to ask, do you even like her in the first place? It does seem that you are excited about it, but ask yourself deep inside that if you like her?
Because if you do, hold on to her. Chances like this don't come by very often, and from your description, she sounds like an interesting girl to get to know.
You can, and should, develop the relationship more. Explore her feelings, and try to coax some emotions out of her. Try to find out, discreetly and indirectly, if she likes you (she does, but the point is to make her voice it out, even in her own head, so that she subconsciously admits to liking you) and then profess your feelings (if you do have such things for her, at least). She is already hinting that being in your proximity has a positive feeling for her, and the next step should be to get her to admit to liking you.
The distance would not really matter. Sometimes, girls say these things out so that you will try to hold on to her. She is afraid that the relationship might have problems too, you know. That's why she points out that she might be leaving town and you should capitalize on your time together. Who knows? She might find other opportunities to stay.
Once you've gotten past the budding romance stage, come back for advice.
p/s: If you do get married and have kids in the future with this girl, I'm calling dibs on the name of the first boy. Yes, he'll be called David.
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Once you've gotten past first base, come back for advice...
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Fixed that for you
DirkGently1 said:
Fixed that for you
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@$$hat...
And here I was, being semi-serious
Miracle happened She asked me out, And then i told her to go watch a movie in the cinema. She loves Tulip flower, She loves peach and pear fruit. i bought white roses on a first date. She's been sick past 1-2 days (Common Cold).i'll be picking her up at her university. Do you guys think it will be appropriate to bring her some of her favorite fruits since she's been sick i guess it'd be okay? may be some nice mixed of Tulip flowers, And Either book or Chocolates?
Throw some light guys!
Flatter her but definetly dont overdue it. Since your with her take her out late and if you can take her to see like the stars and whisper sweet nothings in her ear. Make her feel loved every minute she's with you. Also dont always be the first one to contact her. When she does dont give her short answers either. Remember once its true love to remind her how much you love her every single day.
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Bring the fruits, but not the flowers and the chocs yet. If you wanna be her man, you've gotta know how to take good care of her. Chocs for later, once you're sure she's recovered. No flowers as they might cause an allergic reaction (that you don't know of yet) since she just recovered and it might not be a good idea to agitate her systems so soon.
When you do get her the fruits, make sure you try to get an opportunity to cut them up and feed her with it. That'll help create intimacy between the two of you and soon...
Go get her, tiger!
maheshpatel said:
Miracle happened She asked me out, And then i told her to go watch a movie in the cinema. She loves Tulip flower, She loves peach and pear fruit. i bought white roses on a first date. She's been sick past 1-2 days (Common Cold).i'll be picking her up at her university. Do you guys think it will be appropriate to bring her some of her favorite fruits since she's been sick i guess it'd be okay? may be some nice mixed of Tulip flowers, And Either book or Chocolates?
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You are IN! Well played.
Don't overdo it with the gifts, just pay when you go out. See if she is up for turning the date into movie and dinner, something simple like pizza perhaps?
Well it seems like she really does like you. The way you explained what you guys did made it convincing. Don't mind the fact that she didn't mention you to her mom. She will when it's the right time. Good luck with your relationship and have fun
Thank you guys
Yesterday night i went out with her, A little talk, A little walk & a dance of course i asked her lots of things, she did the same. She was with her friends. She was going in the early morning alone in a taxi, i walked out with her at the door, told her i could drop her at her university at least. She didn't mind it. then me and her was talking front of her dorm like 10 minutes. the way she was looking in my eyes i find something fishy like she was wanted to kiss me but i didn't i just talked and then came back to home.
we already made a plan going out most probably Tuesday for a movie. Do you guys think its too soon to tell her my feelings, how i feel about her ? i might want to tell her when we go for a movie that i like her, i care for her & i want to care for her. i know that she's leaving town in short time. but i like spending time with her.
maheshpatel said:
Thank you guys
Yesterday night i went out with her, A little talk, A little walk & a dance of course i asked her lots of things, she did the same. She was with her friends. She was going in the early morning alone in a taxi, i walked out with her at the door, told her i could drop her at her university at least. She didn't mind it. then me and her was talking front of her dorm like 10 minutes. the way she was looking in my eyes i find something fishy like she was wanted to kiss me but i didn't i just talked and then came back to home.
we already made a plan going out most probably Tuesday for a movie. Do you guys think its too soon to tell her my feelings, how i feel about her ? i might want to tell her when we go for a movie that i like her, i care for her & i want to care for her. i know that she's leaving town in short time. but i like spending time with her.
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Erm... try to see if she sees a future with you or not before revealing your feelings towards her. And I sincerely think that it is too soon for you to know if a girl is "The One" for you.
Give it time. You haven't even got into your first argument yet.