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So I told this old lady one day....listen you...either you give me all of your money......oh crap....never mind...bye!!

M_T_M said:
So I told this old lady one day....listen you...either you give me all of your money......oh crap....never mind...bye!!
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pls tell me i like storys

Oh no!
Another useless off topic thread inside off topic

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no it's for pure chatting about anything land thats different do you have anything to chat about orb?

so...the police showed up and I tried to bribe them with donuts...which did not go well btw.....

M_T_M said:
so...the police showed up and I tried to bribe them with donuts...which did not go well btw.....
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donuts are tasty
what type of donuts were they?

Zac.Santer said:
donuts are tasty
what type of donuts were they?
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The expensive ones...$2.60 each

M_T_M said:
The expensive ones...$2.60 each
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tasty mmm......
how come the police didn't fall for it? i would of.

Zac.Santer said:
tasty mmm......
how come the police didn't fall for it? i would of.
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Well...so anyway after I got deported to Antartica...I came across this old friend of mine which I owed money to....I was telling him the story about the police and the donuts when....wham! a Whale ate him

M_T_M said:
Well...so anyway after I got deported to Antartica...I came across this old friend of mine which I owed money to....I was telling him the story about the police and the donuts when....wham! a Whale ate him
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at least you didn't have to pay the money back!
what happened next?

I got up and told the waitress...you call this chowder!!....as I trew it at her and left without paying

this story is very interesting
did the waitress or police catch you?

that's when I went to the park and tried to take that old ladie's money

did the old lady use kung fu on you?

Hmmm... I'm betting the old lady FLASHED you!!! I think I saw her over the ORD thread!!!
Sorry, Zac, could not resist...
EDIT: I'll quit now, I promise...

M_T_M said:
that's when I went to the park and tried to take that old ladie's money
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I always knew we had a fugitive here on XDA

I wish girls had a Nandroid Backup. It would make things so much easier.

Let me tell you a story...
I was at work in the ER one night back in January, 1997 when I received a phone call from home. My daughters Sarah and Jennifer were on the line, flush with excitement after visiting a local pet shop with our youngest offspring, Mary Caroline.For weeks the two girls had been after me to get a kitten for Mary. Sarah and Jenni were both getting married in '97, Sarah in April and Jenni in October. Sarah was taking her orange tabby cat Woody to her new home while Jen was marrying a man who was owned by a big black and white tomcat named Frank. (Yes, I say 'owned' because any cat lover knows that people don't 'own' cats -- we are simply the servants of our beloved felines.) According to my oldest daughters, Mary was going to be lonely enough without them at home. How in the world would she survive without a cat to keep her company? I'd been resisting their pleas since before Christmas, but with me out of the way at work, the three girls had worked their charm on their doting father. They'd found the perfect kitten for Mary, and being a cat lover himself, my husband had caved in quite easily. But he ageed to their plan only if I said yes. Thus the phone call.
Given the hectic atmosphere in the ER that evening, I had no time to argue the merits of bringing a new pet into the house. And what could I say anyway now that Fred was behind them? I knew when I was beat, so I surrendered with hardly a whimper.
I returned home that night expecting to find a kitten curled up on Mary's bed. Instead, I found THREE kittens! Two of them were females, striped tabbies from the same litter. The third was a big pawed gray tabby from a different litter, a male who looked up at me with soft eyes that said, "I'm all yours!" I immediately fell in love with him. My daughters spun me a long involved story as to why we now had three newcomers in the house instead of one. It didn't matter; I was won over by the gray cat and the other two were just bonuses. Shadow (as we named him) grew by leaps and bounds over the next few months. His playmates were on a slower growing curve, always a pound and several inches behind him. The difference in size caused problems. Shadow wanted to play with his adopted sisters, but his roughhousing turned them into shrinking violets. They began hiding behind the couch each time he approached. Shadow couldn't figure it out. He'd **** his head to one side and look up at me as if to say, "Hey, ma! Why won't they wrestle with me?" Our vet supplied the answer: the girls were afraid of Shadow. They weren't developing as they should and they needed to be separated from the big gray cat -- permanently. Eventually our son Matt took one cat to his apartment and a friend adopted the other. Shadow stayed with us. Over the years Shadow grew into his paws and became, as my husband put it, "one pound short of a puma". During the day he followed me around the house, sitting on my lap and checking out the computer while I wrote, or helping me in the garden by stalking and destroying any leaf that dared to fall from a tree. Each morning he would circle the yard looking for intruders in the form of mice or rabbits, then trot back to the door and meow as if to say, "You can come out now. It's safe!" In the evening, Shadow would lie on the patio next to our chairs, guarding us just in case a stray sparrow flitted our way. Then at night he would jump up on the bed, curl up next to my husband, and stare me in the eyes as he placed one paw on Fred's hand. I always felt he was claiming Fred as his own, letting me know Fred was his guy as much as he was mine. When he was sure I'd gotten the message, he'd jump down and go upstairs to sleep with Mary Caroline. Promptly at 5 a.m. he'd be back to wake Fred for work. We never needed an alarm clock; Shadow did the job for us. I grew up with cats, lived with cats most of my life. But never have I known a cat like Shadow. For love and companionship, he had no equal. I will miss him.

Let me tell you another story...
Four years ago, I started subscribing to the New York Times, the Daily News, the Wall Street Journal and the New York Post.
Then one morning I heard the guy across the hall open his door and my newspapers were gone. The whole stack.
I let it go because I get the full set of papers comped at work, and also because it just wasn’t worth the confrontation: He was a really grumpy old man who just growled and grunted at people– like the man from the movie “Up” but 6’ 3”.
This went on for several years, until he died.
After that, I started to get the papers for about a month. Then one by one they started disappearing again, except for the Post.
This time it’s the lady next door to me. She’s a very quirky older woman who has been in building for 30 years.
She’s very nice and actually reads my papers for me and pulls articles out and puts them on my door with a magnet and a thought-you’d-be-interested note.
The reason I don’t ask her to stop, or confront her, is that we have a nice little thing going: She’s my built-in nanny-cam.
She is home all day and tells everything my nanny does with my son. She will tell me she saw my son and nanny walking and singing a song and totally happy together. Or that another nanny brought three kids over for two hours. Or she will tell me really loved the way my son was talking to my son in the hallway.
She's like my own little Reader's Digest.

I'm engaged to be married this year! Is there an app for this?

Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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My commiserations. Doesn't Android Market have a Magic 8 Ball type app?

needspractice said:
Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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Surely the Death March on mp3 should be enough? (I know your feeling mate, i get married start of August)

needspractice said:
Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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Stay on track, use the voice record feature to make a recording of you saying, "Yes, Dear!" and play it OFTEN!
You'll be fine.
NOTE, the opinions expressed above my not be mine but that's what She Who Must Be Obeyed told me to post.

This is becoming epic in it's humour.
Just remember what is hers is hers.... and what is yours is hers too!

Well...if you still need practice do not marry
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@M_T_M
Why must u hide your online status on xda??? For some reason seing you post and not have the green online atena is driving me bananas!!!

M_T_M is ninja-like in his stealth, posting ability.
You never know when he's gonna 'delete' somebody

Do whatever she says.... Very quickly....
Where is MY cookie?
There is nothing outside of OT!

LOL! These little gems are sure worth it. Keep them coming. I was thinking about creating a couple elfs on World of Warcraft and having Mr. T. Do our Vows; but I have a feeling that isn't going to work.
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Remember the Milk is a good app. Download, install, but never key in any data. Now, memorize your shopping lists, but NEVER write it down anywhere. Every time you forgot to buy something, shout at your phone and say, "You never remind me about these important stuff." That is a great approximation of 90% of non-sexually related arguments. Oh, and you'll feel like throwing the phone away, but you've invested too much time on it to do so. And think of the sd-cards. I mean kids.
Start using Astrid, it's semi-sarcastic reminders for you to do stuff will be good practise. Also set the reminders to the highest frequency to get an idea of how nagging will feel like from then on.
Delete everyone from your contacts except your wife. That'll give you an idea on how your social life will be after you get married. Unless you married your best friend, which IMO is kinda retarded (no offense to the mentally disabled. Or to the married for that matter) coz you should know how to coax sex out of your best friends of the opposite sex anyway.
Get a dog, and a cat, and a goat. Set the dog on the goat, and the cat on the dog, and never feed the goat. Now, let loose a pet hamster. This has nothing to do with getting married, except that you will feel like the dog, your wife is the cat, the goat is your sex life, and the hamsters are your kids.
Explanation: you, as the dog, will keep wanting sex (goat), but the goat is totally apathetic to your needs. The cat will keeping sic-ing itself on you, but you are so focused on the goat (sex) that you are ignoring something you could have controlled easily. Since the goat is never fed, it means you'll never have sex. And everytime you do, it'll either smell of goat (that's your wife) or the goat will kick in you in 'nads and you'll never wanna have sex again (but you're a dog and a few days after the pain faded you'll start humping the goat, I mean your wife, again). Now when your kids are born (the hamsters) the cat will totally forget about you and everytime you hump the goat, the cat will look at you in disgust.
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Get Angry Birds. Jog for 30 minutes and then have ONE attempt at getting three stars. This will be the approximation for trying to please your wife sexually. And you can only have a go at each of the Seasons campaign on the appropriate day. Also remember that Angry Birds Seasons do not have an "Anniversary" campaign or a "Birthday" Campaign. Try as you might, you'll never remember when these campaigns are supposed to be. Then...
Download FML and PostSecrets. Laugh, or cry, or laugh and cry at the same time as people put up stuff that mirrors your life exactly. Especially the trying to hump a goat part. If you are a New Zealander, you can just talk to a neighbour (pun intended) about the goat part, except they prefer sheep.
Did I miss anything?

sakai4eva said:
Remember the Milk is a good app. Download, install, but never key in any data. Now, memorize your shopping lists, but NEVER write it down anywhere. Every time you forgot to buy something, shout at your phone and say, "You never remind me about these important stuff." That is a great approximation of 90% of non-sexually related arguments. Oh, and you'll feel like throwing the phone away, but you've invested too much time on it to do so. And think of the sd-cards. I mean kids.
Start using Astrid, it's semi-sarcastic reminders for you to do stuff will be good practise. Also set the reminders to the highest frequency to get an idea of how nagging will feel like from then on.
Delete everyone from your contacts except your wife. That'll give you an idea on how your social life will be after you get married. Unless you married your best friend, which IMO is kinda retarded (no offense to the mentally disabled. Or to the married for that matter) coz you should know how to coax sex out of your best friends of the opposite sex anyway.
Get a dog, and a cat, and a goat. Set the dog on the goat, and the cat on the dog, and never feed the goat. Now, let loose a pet hamster. This has nothing to do with getting married, except that you will feel like the dog, your wife is the cat, the goat is your sex life, and the hamsters are your kids.
Get Angry Birds. Jog for 30 minutes and then have ONE attempt at getting three stars. This will be the approximation for trying to please your wife sexually. And you can only have a go at each of the Seasons campaign on the appropriate day. Also remember that Angry Birds Seasons do not have an "Anniversary" campaign or a "Birthday" Campaign. Try as you might, you'll never remember when these campaigns are supposed to be. Then...
Download FML and PostSecrets. Laugh, or cry, or laugh and cry at the same time as people put up stuff that mirrors your life exactly. Especially the trying to hump a goat part. If you are a New Zealander, you can just talk to a neighbour (pun intended) about the goat part, except they prefer sheep.
Did I miss anything?
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This totally just made my day. Lmfaoo
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Misery in motion
SGN2

Troll Trill Trulz

needspractice said:
Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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Banned?
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I got mad by reading this .
Goat-dog-god-cry-laugh-marry-sex-hamster.
Oh god save me!Yes me ofcourse!
Sent after :stirthepot:

Sanjay said:
I got mad by reading this .
Goat-dog-god-cry-laugh-marry-sex-hamster.
Oh god save me!Yes me ofcourse!
Sent after :stirthepot:
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You must be new here
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Rants thread

Post All Your Rants About Anything You Want....
Try to keep it clean...
Hopefully this wont get deleted...
My Rant to start:
I hate when driving behind someone and they want to make a right hand or left hand turn and turn from the driving lane when there is a perfectly good turn lane.

Dear Apple:
Why you have underhanded techniques to try and muscle out the competition?!
Why can't you just....I don't know....NOT SUCK!?
I think I've lost the little respect for apple that could possibly exist inside the deepest depths of my heart.
But of course the masses of the world will be like "IOS is so revolutionary!" They've just caught up with everyone else!
They still blow.
//rant
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

Dear XDA,
Please stop loading so slowly!!!
It is very irritating!!!!!
Please FIX!!!
\RANT

Apple, Police, My phone.... Get your act together
/rant
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davidrules7778 said:
Dear XDA,
Please stop loading so slowly!!!
It is very irritating!!!!!
Please FIX!!!
\RANT
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Funny, I have no issues with XDA loading slowly?
/Begin Rant
Who's idea was it to combine peanut butter and jelly in the same jar? I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated but peanut butter gets to hard when its in the fridge. Who wants to spread hard PB on their sandwhich? I mean COME ON PEOPLE! Stop being so lazy and spread the smooth PB on one side from its own container and the cold jelly on the otherside. It is not rocket science.
Sigh, ok i'm done. Thanks for letting me vent.
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TheRomMistress said:
Funny, I have no issues with XDA loading slowly?
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Who's idea was it to combine peanut butter and jelly in the same jar? I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated but peanut butter gets to hard when its in the fridge. Who wants to spread hard PB on their sandwhich? I mean COME ON PEOPLE! Stop being so lazy and spread the smooth PB on one side from its own container and the cold jelly on the otherside. It is not rocket science.
Sigh, ok i'm done. Thanks for letting me vent.
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Its fine now, but earlier i want to beat it with a stick LOL
I hate when people call android "DROIDS" and i also hate when everyone wants an ipad, when they are just an oversized iphone or ipod touch for another 400 bucks more I think tablets and ipads are way overrated.

Why can't summer and winter join forces (pun?) together and keep it spring all year long?
Fall is nice, except I gotta rake the dreaded fallen leaves.

Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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LMAO^^^
When I'm on my bike, why do people in cars only look left when I'm coming coming from the right?

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Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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Why can't MEN (Sparky) put dirty clothes...in say....the clothes hamper? As opposed to my bathroom floor.
(I get the pile theory, I do. Just keep your damn dirty pile OFF MY FLOOR.) Thank you.
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Couple of things that need to be adressed here
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I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated....
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First off, I think you mean "Jam" or "Fruit Preserve"....
This is jelly...........
And as for keeping it in the fridge..... well thats just wrong. Its almost as bad as keeping tomato sauce in the fridge....
Secondly, and more importantly......
DO NOT start a rant thread if your "rant" is only one line long
Thats not a rant............
Thats nothing but a minor gripe........
If your gonna rant, RANT. Dont just throw out a tiddly little one liner and expect people to feel sorry for you. You need to make them feel your pain!
Your need to spew absolute bile and vitriol at whatever it is thats grinding your gears.
I dont expect to come in here and see a threads called "Rants Thread" only to open it up and find you crying into your soup because someone cut across you on your way home from work....
I want to experience a level of anger not seen since that video of the angry german kid smashing his keyboard to bits! I want to believe your so absolutely livid with rage that you would punch your own mother full force in the face if she popped her head around the door to offer you a cup of tea!
There should be pictures of you stood on the roof of your house with a megaphone in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other screaming blue murder at the cops below.
There should be ridiculous amounts of the most vile and offensive profanity imaginable, language of such a filthy and depraved nature that it would make a sailor blush.(but not on XDA
It beggars belief that this is what passes for a rant these days. In my day rants would go on for days..........
Thats the problem with "da yoof" of today, theres no passion. Nothing gets your blood pumping except Justin Bieber and the new limited edition flavour of Doritos.
Back in my day rants would go on for days. You could walk into any pub and find an old man in the corner jabbering on for hours putting the world to rights. You come back 2 hours later and he's still be going. Come back in another 2 hours and he'd be starting all over again from the beginning.
And thats another thing, whats up with pubs these days?
They dont even smell like pubs anymore, I remember when you walk past a pub at any hour of the day and smell nothing but stale beer and cheese and onion crisps. (Thats right crisps not "chips", chips is the correct name for "fries" ). Pubs nowadays smell like the perfume counter at an overpriced department store....They dont even sell pickled eggs
They're just filled with overgroomed morons with stupid hairdos wearing T-shirts sporting the name of a Japanese city they've probably never heard of and a random number! Pffft most places dont even serve a decent pint. Its all watered down continental lagers that think they're better than a real pint because they're made with some obscure type of hops and barley cmobination. They dont even let you re-use your glass after your finished your drink because the health and safety types might wet they're pants if they see someone using the same glass for two drinks in a row. Its H&S gone mad thats what it is!!
Like those kids that werent even allowed to play conkers at school without safety goggles, they probably had to walk through some bleak inner city craphole full of junkies and degenerates all by themselves to get to school in the first place because they're lazy benefit cheating parents couldnt be bothered to get off they're lazy ass and take them, but OHHH NOOOOO, heaven forbid they should play conkers and maybe get hit in the face by a tiny little fragment of some overgrown seed......
Not that kids these days can even get hold of a decent conker these days, back in the day you could find them everywhere, big as a cats head.
Like that cat from next door, always coming across into my garden and crapping all over my prize begonias. I oughta set up a snipers nest in my loft and wait for it to come creeping in one night then.... BOOOOM..... headshot!!
Of course, I'd be in the wrong.....
"It was just a defenceless kitty " they'd cry......
Bah, It was trespassing on my property and I was defending myself. Whats the world coming too when a man cant even defend his own home from being attacked by his neighbours rogue feline??
This countrys gone to the dogs I tell you..............
Anyway, I dont have time for this I need to go and teach that bloody cat a lesson..........
tl : dr
NEED MOAR RANTZ
(Disclaimer, I do not kill cats and have no intention to do so. No cats were harmed during the typing of this post)

^^Now that was a rant!
Well played sir.

DirkGently1 said:
^^Now that was a rant!
Well played sir.
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Errr......well...after the one above, is there any more need for this thread to even exist?
I was going to rant about rants that ranting people rant about whilst being ranted for ranting for ranters that rant about rants but... never mind I guess

orb3000 said:
Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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Well, this is for all rants and not just one rant per thread if you mods want to throw it away thats fine, or how about a giant merge but that may be too much work.. So Mods do what you want, i don't care.
End of not a rant

Rant: I HATE PANTS
Yeah, that's all.
"PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN"

Dear XDA,
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO BE TIL THE MULTI QUOTE BUTTON WORK?!!!!?
Its causing me to multipost
/Rant
Sorry its not long, but usually my rants are short..

davidrules7778 said:
Dear XDA,
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO BE TIL THE MULTI QUOTE BUTTON WORK?!!!!?
Its causing me to multipost
/Rant
Sorry its not long, but usually my rants are short..
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Exactly! The damn button doesn't work and I have to open quote in multiple tabs and because my computer is slow, it freezes and crashes! I have to turn it back on again (it takes forever to boot) and the god damn button still doesn't work! Oh, and did I mention you have to find a link if you want to put a picture in a post?? If I want to put a pic in a post, I have to first upload it to some stupid site and it takes forever with my slow connection! I don't want my picture as a god damn attachement! Oh, and weather is **** here, and that's because of XDA!! I also blame XDA for global warming!!!*
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*What I said, is not 100% true. By reading this you agree with the fact, that I'm more awesome than you.

idavid_ said:
...I also blame XDA for global warming!
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There's a girl i like....

Hi! Guys, There's a one girl i like. We've been texting each other since week. i asked her out for dinner or do something else ..few days back and she said she don't mind. we met each other today. i bought some flowers for her. she loved it. than we went on a walk near to her university 2-3 hours. i asked her everything i could. she asked me almost everything. took some beautiful pics. & than middle of between walk she said, she have to online 7 o'clock to talk with her mom P.S. She lives away from her mom. So, She didn't mention about dinner neither i! & than like after half hour i just drop her off and she said she really liked walking with me.& She said she'd wait for my text or call. After 15 minutes i sent her a Message, telling i had a great time with her. Does that mean she's interested in me? Or she isn't ?
Come on you peoples give me your views

It sounds very promising to me! Try to keep the texting to a minimum, unless she's the one who begins it. Instead, call her and show her that you're confident enough to talk in person.
oh, and....
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Thanks dude, lets see where it takes
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Sounds very promising indeed.
But as Dirk said, try to keep the texting down a bit unless shes the one that starts it.
Dont come on to her too strong.
Such things might get a girl\woman to loose interest.
Keep up the good work and and good luck!

Be confident in a good way, but don't ever take advantage of her.
She texting/calling you is a very very good sign.
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I would think that is obvious?? Why would she ask for you to text her if she was not interested?

TheRomMistress said:
I would think that is obvious?? Why would she ask for you to text her if she was not interested?
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I guess she could just want to talk.. As friends.. But don't get stuck in that friend thing

Worst part is yet to come, She came into my city for two months only at the end of the august she is going back to her country. She said if i ever visit her country than she will be there for me to help me and all. i think we are becoming good friends. She also said she likes my city more than her city..& don't want to leave. She don't know much about my city. i'm thinking to ask her and show her around my city. Should I ask her out a second time? She loves watching movies in cinema. But she's never been into IMAX in my City T-3
P.S Some introduction about the flower girl:- She's 20..She is from yaroslavl. Single child, gray eyes, Actually i find it very sexy, tall, Slim, She's a bit shy type of a girl. loves walking, loves wearing dresses, Loves volleyball+ 5 years in a college volleyball team , loves cooking!, loves, instrumental music, melody movies, there are lot more but my hands are itching!
Has anyone ever experience this type of girl?

She most likely did tell her mom about you because the relationship is still fresh.. maybe a few months in.

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Dude... it's at a stage called the "Budding Romance". She doesn't tell her mom because she's not sure about you, and she's not sure about herself.
I have to ask, do you even like her in the first place? It does seem that you are excited about it, but ask yourself deep inside that if you like her?
Because if you do, hold on to her. Chances like this don't come by very often, and from your description, she sounds like an interesting girl to get to know.
You can, and should, develop the relationship more. Explore her feelings, and try to coax some emotions out of her. Try to find out, discreetly and indirectly, if she likes you (she does, but the point is to make her voice it out, even in her own head, so that she subconsciously admits to liking you) and then profess your feelings (if you do have such things for her, at least). She is already hinting that being in your proximity has a positive feeling for her, and the next step should be to get her to admit to liking you.
The distance would not really matter. Sometimes, girls say these things out so that you will try to hold on to her. She is afraid that the relationship might have problems too, you know. That's why she points out that she might be leaving town and you should capitalize on your time together. Who knows? She might find other opportunities to stay.
Once you've gotten past the budding romance stage, come back for advice.
p/s: If you do get married and have kids in the future with this girl, I'm calling dibs on the name of the first boy. Yes, he'll be called David.

sakai4eva said:
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Once you've gotten past first base, come back for advice...
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Fixed that for you

DirkGently1 said:
Fixed that for you
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@$$hat...
And here I was, being semi-serious

Miracle happened She asked me out, And then i told her to go watch a movie in the cinema. She loves Tulip flower, She loves peach and pear fruit. i bought white roses on a first date. She's been sick past 1-2 days (Common Cold).i'll be picking her up at her university. Do you guys think it will be appropriate to bring her some of her favorite fruits since she's been sick i guess it'd be okay? may be some nice mixed of Tulip flowers, And Either book or Chocolates?
Throw some light guys!

Flatter her but definetly dont overdue it. Since your with her take her out late and if you can take her to see like the stars and whisper sweet nothings in her ear. Make her feel loved every minute she's with you. Also dont always be the first one to contact her. When she does dont give her short answers either. Remember once its true love to remind her how much you love her every single day.
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Bring the fruits, but not the flowers and the chocs yet. If you wanna be her man, you've gotta know how to take good care of her. Chocs for later, once you're sure she's recovered. No flowers as they might cause an allergic reaction (that you don't know of yet) since she just recovered and it might not be a good idea to agitate her systems so soon.
When you do get her the fruits, make sure you try to get an opportunity to cut them up and feed her with it. That'll help create intimacy between the two of you and soon...
Go get her, tiger!

maheshpatel said:
Miracle happened She asked me out, And then i told her to go watch a movie in the cinema. She loves Tulip flower, She loves peach and pear fruit. i bought white roses on a first date. She's been sick past 1-2 days (Common Cold).i'll be picking her up at her university. Do you guys think it will be appropriate to bring her some of her favorite fruits since she's been sick i guess it'd be okay? may be some nice mixed of Tulip flowers, And Either book or Chocolates?
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You are IN! Well played.
Don't overdo it with the gifts, just pay when you go out. See if she is up for turning the date into movie and dinner, something simple like pizza perhaps?

Well it seems like she really does like you. The way you explained what you guys did made it convincing. Don't mind the fact that she didn't mention you to her mom. She will when it's the right time. Good luck with your relationship and have fun

Thank you guys
Yesterday night i went out with her, A little talk, A little walk & a dance of course i asked her lots of things, she did the same. She was with her friends. She was going in the early morning alone in a taxi, i walked out with her at the door, told her i could drop her at her university at least. She didn't mind it. then me and her was talking front of her dorm like 10 minutes. the way she was looking in my eyes i find something fishy like she was wanted to kiss me but i didn't i just talked and then came back to home.
we already made a plan going out most probably Tuesday for a movie. Do you guys think its too soon to tell her my feelings, how i feel about her ? i might want to tell her when we go for a movie that i like her, i care for her & i want to care for her. i know that she's leaving town in short time. but i like spending time with her.

maheshpatel said:
Thank you guys
Yesterday night i went out with her, A little talk, A little walk & a dance of course i asked her lots of things, she did the same. She was with her friends. She was going in the early morning alone in a taxi, i walked out with her at the door, told her i could drop her at her university at least. She didn't mind it. then me and her was talking front of her dorm like 10 minutes. the way she was looking in my eyes i find something fishy like she was wanted to kiss me but i didn't i just talked and then came back to home.
we already made a plan going out most probably Tuesday for a movie. Do you guys think its too soon to tell her my feelings, how i feel about her ? i might want to tell her when we go for a movie that i like her, i care for her & i want to care for her. i know that she's leaving town in short time. but i like spending time with her.
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Erm... try to see if she sees a future with you or not before revealing your feelings towards her. And I sincerely think that it is too soon for you to know if a girl is "The One" for you.
Give it time. You haven't even got into your first argument yet.

Anyone got out of the friendzone?

So yeah,you look at the line up and already know what is it about.So c'mon let's hear all of you who turned superheroes and manage to overpass or should I say "root" your friendzone relationship.Anyone actually done it?

naa not yet...got friendzoned twice..might come out of it someday. maybe i will try killing her current boyfriend so then she will be with me

DekinGBar said:
So yeah,you look at the line up and already know what is it about.So c'mon let's hear all of you who turned superheroes and manage to overpass or should I say "root" your friendzone relationship.Anyone actually done it?
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if you find yourself in the friendzone and you don't want to be in there, then you need to stop acting like you're in there, you need to be physically escalating and doing all the things someone sexually interested would be doing. If she's resisting and giving you the "I'm sorry, we're just friends" bit, tell her something along the lines of "sorry I didn't mean to lead you on and give you the vibe that I wanted to be just friends" <- this is funny because now you appear the one who was leading her on, instead of her leading you on. Granted, this kind of behavior might end your friendship with this person, but in reality do you really want to keep being strung along? My experience with that is its very emotionally draining, it's usually not worth the friendship.
if you legitimately value your friendship with this person and don't want it to end, I would still try to escalate when you can but you need to keep her on the back burner and go date other people that will solve all your problems
but I'm not really an expert on dating in fact I'm ****ing terrible with women, but I was once friendzoned for six years and then finally got to **** her, but I had a lot of help from friends and it involved social manipulation (girl I knew pretended to be interested in me so friendzone girl got jealous and we ended up ****ing... it's all very dumb)

4d3d3d3 said:
if you find yourself in the friendzone and you don't want to be in there, then you need to stop acting like you're in there, you need to be physically escalating and doing all the things someone sexually interested would be doing. If she's resisting and giving you the "I'm sorry, we're just friends" bit, tell her something along the lines of "sorry I didn't mean to lead you on and give you the vibe that I wanted to be just friends" <- this is funny because now you appear the one who was leading her on, instead of her leading you on. Granted, this kind of behavior might end your friendship with this person, but in reality do you really want to keep being strung along? My experience with that is its very emotionally draining, it's usually not worth the friendship.
if you legitimately value your friendship with this person and don't want it to end, I would still try to escalate when you can but you need to keep her on the back burner and go date other people that will solve all your problems
but I'm not really an expert on dating in fact I'm ****ing terrible with women, but I was once friendzoned for six years and then finally got to **** her, but I had a lot of help from friends and it involved social manipulation (girl I knew pretended to be interested in me so friendzone girl got jealous and we ended up ****ing... it's all very dumb)
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Woww as I can see that's the point.Nah anyways I'm starting to think my plan is working.You see I was friendzoned for 6 freaking months,till a 1 month ago,where I told her everything.So she actually after was still talking to me,even that she said that this will change everything and it's not the way she feels about me.So than I started chilling her out and,now she is looking att me smiles at me and I kinda feel weird even though that's the girl I want.So about a week ago unfriended her from FB,blocked her on Twitter,and she freaked out and tweeted "you eill regret for letting me go".And yeah,I feel like a di** a little bit,and I'm gonna go on a date eith this new girl,I have a feeling that she will freak out there.So ****ed up yeah for sure,but hey on the bright side,If I don't make with this date I will get her in my arms.Proudly said by di**.

Yep. It sucks 4rse to be friend zoned. But I kept trying. Got the chick. Still got it last time I checked.
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CnC-ROCK said:
naa not yet...got friendzoned twice..might come out of it someday. maybe i will try killing her current boyfriend so then she will be with me
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Yes, nothing is hotter than a desperate sociopath. Maybe you should move on.
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I married inside the friendzone. Still great friends, benefits abound as well.
-No longer accidental, just Jeremy. F.cfb
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'Friends' What's that?
Men make such a big deal out of this 'friendzone' thing, why is that?
LordManhattan said:
Yes, nothing is hotter than a desperate sociopath. Maybe you should move on.
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We're considered hot these days? Also, psychopaths murder people, sociopaths simply don't care about people. (I do not walk around carrying an axe trying to chop off as many heads as possible.) Rather significant difference

I was best friends with the mother of my daughter and son for 2yrs. Then she realized the guy she was looking for, the man who was with her no matter what happened, was right there in front of her. We were friends but she knew I liked her because I asked her out a couple weeks after we met. So I think it's best to tell them in the beginning. But that's just my story.
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ShadowLea said:
We're considered hot these days? Also, psychopaths murder people, sociopaths simply don't care about people. (I do not walk around carrying an axe trying to chop off as many heads as possible.) Rather significant difference
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That's like... your opinion man woman!

LordManhattan said:
Yes, nothing is hotter than a desperate sociopath. Maybe you should move on.
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that sarcasm......i like it.:silly:
ya..i have done that 2 times already. i am quite sure that the girl will leave her current boyfriend. he is no good except that his father is rich. a dumb*ss who got into college just because of sports quota. she will realize that soon and then its a win win.
@OP. change the topic to Relationship advice. we are getting new threads on it every now and then. people will have a place to put up their problem without flooding the forum with new threads.
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ShadowLea said:
'Friends' What's that?
Men make such a big deal out of this 'friendzone' thing, why is that?
We're considered hot these days? Also, psychopaths murder people, sociopaths simply don't care about people. (I do not walk around carrying an axe trying to chop off as many heads as possible.) Rather significant difference
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lol..girls never understand that.

Why don't you use Max Repel?
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ak700 said:
Why don't you use Max Repel?
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but my highest level pokemon is less than the wild pokemon it wont work

CnC-ROCK said:
but my highest level pokemon is less than the wild pokemon it wont work
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Wow. You must really suck at pokemon.

Ichigo said:
Wow. You must really suck at pokemon.
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well last time i checked repels dont work on pokemon with higher level than your pokemon in the first slot and i am correct too.
here noob
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Repel

Great, now this is a Pokemon thread.
-kcco-

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Great, now this is a Pokemon thread.
-kcco-
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A significant improvement!

CnC-ROCK said:
well last time i checked repels dont work on pokemon with higher level than your pokemon in the first slot and i am correct too.
here noob
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Repel
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Yeah but you still suck at Pokémon if your highest level isn't higher than wild Pokémon.

CnC-ROCK said:
well last time i checked repels dont work on pokemon with higher level than your pokemon in the first slot and i am correct too.
here noob
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Repel
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veeman said:
Yeah but you still suck at Pokémon if your highest level isn't higher than wild Pokémon.
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^^^This. Thanks veeman.

veeman said:
Yeah but you still suck at Pokémon if your highest level isn't higher than wild Pokémon.
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Ichigo said:
^^^This. Thanks veeman.
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that was a f*cking joke
i always end the game by taking everyone in my party to lvl 100
and there is a possibility that i caught one at low level while my other are at very high level...idjits