dont you hate it when you go to meet your girl's family or go to a wedding of one of her family members only to find out that her cousins and sisters are so hot and you have to pretend not to stare?
nope, opportunity! Never turn it down ...
So there was this couple getting ready. The groom is at his house getting ready for the bug day, when his future wive's super hot sister comes in. She asks him if he wants to have sex with her, since technically he's still not married. He gets excited and runs down to his car to get a condom. Upon exiting the house, the bride's family is standing there, and the father congratulated him that he didn't take the bait, and that now he knows he loves his daughter. Moral of the story? Keep you condoms in the car.
I LOVE DOIN STUFF LIKE THAT
Mine is a little different, the one who's hot is my cousin.
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So there was this couple getting ready. The groom is at his house getting ready for the bug day, when his future wive's super hot sister comes in. She asks him if he wants to have sex with her, since technically he's still not married. He gets excited and runs down to his car to get a condom. Upon exiting the house, the bride's family is standing there, and the father congratulated him that he didn't take the bait, and that now he knows he loves his daughter. Moral of the story? Keep you condoms in the car.
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that is an awesome post. bravo
Don't you hate it when you're driving and the person on the road in front of you doesn't follow proper turning protocol? Instead, they slam their breaks on 5 feet before the turn, THEN flip on the signal. As if, at that point the turn signal is a necessity and the turn couldn't be executed without the signal.
By the way, proper protocol is put signal on 15-20 meters (at least) before turning, THEN break and turn.
iynfynity said:
Mine is a little different, the one who's hot is my cousin.
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Rofl shady.
Sent from my Droid Incredible running CM7.0.3.
Don't you hate when people use these off topic forums as places to just get their 10 posts in?
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Don't you hate when people use these off topic forums as places to just get their 10 posts in?
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and that WAS your tenth! lol you should thank me for the chance. jk. no do it. jk.
Dont you hate it when i post a perfectly good rant thread and no one uses it
Why not post your rants in my thread?
Don't you hate it when people put nyan cat in their signature and avatar? Soooooooo annoying
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Dont you hate it when i post a perfectly good rant thread and no one uses it
Why not post your rants in my thread?
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No no no
It should be:
Y U NO POST RANTS IN MY THREAD????
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Don't you hate it when people put nyan cat in their signature and avatar? Soooooooo annoying
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Look Who's Talking
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Look Who's Talking
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I did it on purpose
idavid_ said:
No no no
It should be:
Y U NO POST RANTS IN MY THREAD????
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Don't hate when you walk and stub your toe on the side of the table or something?
Don't you hate it when your hoe doesn't be shaking that money maker for you even if it's your birthday?
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davidrules7778 said:
Dont you hate it when i post a perfectly good rant thread and no one uses it
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this wasnt to meant to be a rant thread. i was just talking about a single subject, when you meet a girls family and she has hot relatives. that is specifically why i wrote it. i didnt know it would turn into a rant thread. read my sig, it alludes to the fact that i am a noob. read my posts. i believe there are several of my posts saying i am sorry for posting in the wrong thread or place. it was my belief that you could post anything in the offtopic area. once again, i am sorry if i have posted in the wrong area and this has made you angry. i didnt think it would even matter if it was in the offtopic area anyway.
kind sir, could you please direct me to a place where people can post anything anytime and they dont have to search for an hour to do so?
this thread was not started as a rant thread. it was started to get opinions on dealing with / laugh at the fact that our girlfriends/fiances/wives have hot relatives. maybe it was the title of the post that lead people to believe it was a rant thread. maybe there should be some rules more clearly outlined on titles of threads.
did you notice there was a question icon on my thread? it was a question. not a rant. that is why i used a question mark. dont blame me for the actions of others. good day to you, sir.
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maybe it was the title of the post that lead people to believe it was a rant thread.
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This. It was the elipsis that threw me off, haha. But I wouldn't worry about any of that, this is off-topic, after all. If anything, you just gave david something to rant about in his rant thread *waves at david*
As far as hot relatives of your SO go, in my book that isn't necessarily a bad thing. Just don't get caught staring!
i wasnt too upset. i was just frustrated because i NEVER seem to post or start a thread in the correct place. thanks for making me feel better about it, djbacon06. and sorry if i sounded like an arse, davidrules778.
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Cause she thinks that I am....so what's wrong with that????
because she's standing right here while I'm typing this.
LOL??
thats off topic xD...
and theres already a section for that xd!!
yes maybe is a NERD maybe you are a NERD and me and all ..
But remember "Smile Jesus Loves You"
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i think mike all of us here on xda r nerds some of us r just bigger nerds
My wife called me a cell phone geek till she inherited my 8525 and now she's the bigger geek!
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My wife called me a cell phone geek till she inherited my 8525 and now she's the bigger geek!
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Dont you love that?! People talk so much crap about how they would never use phones like ours. But once they get their hands on one, they NEVER, i repeat... NEVER put them down? And we are still the nerds lol
Yep Nerd
I'm doing stuff with my Phone and computer.....and not with her.....The things that I do don't talk back or give me dirty looks.....etc......And to me this is ROM DEVELOPMENT
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But remember "Smile Jesus Loves You"
: )
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The Mods will move it soon enough. There letting us make asses out of our selves first.
i know how you all feel, my girlfriend was whining that i loved my phone more than her and that my phone couldn't be that great so i let her play with it one day and she wants to play with my phone more than me now. ;-) ;-) but she now understands the bond that i share with my phone and she wants me to get her a hermes now.
Nothing against the OP since i dont really care and the thread was fine... I just found it ironic some of the users that posted in this thread and didnt complain that this thread was useless, but complain and treat others like dirt when others post threads that are actually more on topic for the site then this thread. So I guess I learned theres such thing as general popularity on here, and not a matter of fighting for the principles of specific values.
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Nothing against the OP since i dont really care and the thread was fine... I just found it ironic some of the users that posted in this thread and didnt complain that this thread was useless, but complain and treat others like dirt when others post threads that are actually more on topic for the site then this thread. So I guess I learned theres such thing as general popularity on here, and not a matter of fighting for the principles of specific values.
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I'm just about to go to sleep so I'm being good.... I can't go on a bad note!!
(Damn OP, this shouldn't be in ROM Development! WTF???)
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Nothing against the OP since i dont really care and the thread was fine... I just found it ironic some of the users that posted in this thread and didnt complain that this thread was useless, but complain and treat others like dirt when others post threads that are actually more on topic for the site then this thread. So I guess I learned theres such thing as general popularity on here, and not a matter of fighting for the principles of specific values.
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I think it is the difference between entertainment and harrassment. Being asked to work for someone who says - I am too busy to figure this out - would you tell me how to do this... is VERY different from a fellow geek who just discovered his wife is one as well. IMHO
Bill
mike19722 said:
Cause she thinks that I am....so what's wrong with that????
because she's standing right here while I'm typing this.
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Well im glad your spending so much time with your computer and phone, because while your busy with that, your wife's not calling me a NERD
**note**
i will move later after we've had our fun with his wife.. i mean this thread!
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Well im glad your spending so much time with your computer and phone, because while your busy with that, your wife's not calling me a NERD
**note**
i will move later after we've had our fun with his wife.. i mean this thread!
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SHe never called me a nerd. She just kept calling me DADDY!!!
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Nothing against the OP since i dont really care and the thread was fine... I just found it ironic some of the users that posted in this thread and didnt complain that this thread was useless, but complain and treat others like dirt when others post threads that are actually more on topic for the site then this thread. So I guess I learned theres such thing as general popularity on here, and not a matter of fighting for the principles of specific values.
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Yup, When you are a "Senior Member" you get more Respect. Then PowerRangers, like ATW, P1Tater, etc. Then ROM Cooks. Then Bootloader and Unlockers, like OliPro, pof, jockey, etc. Then Moderators. Then Administrator. Then The Founder.
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I think it is the difference between entertainment and harrassment. Being asked to work for someone who says - I am too busy to figure this out - would you tell me how to do this... is VERY different from a fellow geek who just discovered his wife is one as well. IMHO
Bill
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Agreed!
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Well im glad your spending so much time with your computer and phone, because while your busy with that, your wife's not calling me a NERD
**note**
i will move later after we've had our fun with his wife.. i mean this thread!
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BA-ZING!
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SHe never called me a nerd. She just kept calling me DADDY!!!
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ooooohh. She calls me Big Poppa.
P1Tater said:
SHe never called me a nerd. She just kept calling me DADDY!!!
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Great for the remark your donation amount just went down LOL.
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Great for the remark your donation amount just went down LOL.
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LMAO. Oops. Im sorry for my preious remark.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMAO. Oops. Im sorry for my preious remark.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jimmy, I want you to know I just about pissed my pants on that one.
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Jimmy, I want you to know I just about pissed my pants on that one.
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I don't know if I would pitch in for you to get new pants.
Ranting Thread..
Rules
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-If Posting Pictures No Nude/Pornographic
-No Profanity
-Don't take anything personally
Why isn't this woman in my bed yet?!
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-My life is a shooting range, people never change-
Sigh...I am pretty sure we have one of these somewhere...
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Sigh...I am pretty sure we have one of these somewhere...
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Ohh yes, I think our king offtopic thread maker (Dirkgently) already opened 1.
Since no one is ranting....I hate how noobs start pointless repeat threads.
/rant.
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Why isn't this woman in my bed yet?!
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-
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I'll send her right over!
For the record, i've never started a ranting thread. I just usually rant all over everyone else's threads!
DirkGently said:
I'll send her right over!
For the record, i've never started a trolling thread. I just usually troll all over everyone else's threads!
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FTFY
xda y u acting weird today?
there are other rant threads too...wher do i post nao???
Rant- I seriously hope that the people who tailgate motorcycles all total their cars by crashing into poles and hurting no one other than themselves. Not hurting them seriously mind you, just a few bumps and bruises so they learn not to tailgate bikes.
Why is there not some kind of shocking device implanted into cell phones to shock people every time they say something stupid? There is a mic there and speech recognition is sophisticated enough to recognize stupidity so where are the stupid-shockers?
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Why is there not some kind of shocking device implanted into cell phones to shock people every time they say something stupid? There is a mic there and speech recognition is sophisticated enough to recognize stupidity so where are the stupid-shockers?
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Better idea, make stupid shock collars. Whenever someone spews stupidity the collar will shock them.
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Better idea, make stupid shock collars. Whenever someone spews stupidity the collar will shock them.
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This reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman gets the shock collar for swearing too much.
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This reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman gets the shock collar for swearing too much.
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South Park is oddly insightful in a says what everyone thinks but doesn't say kind of way. So obviously we need shock collars in child sizes too.
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This reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman gets the shock collar for swearing too much.
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Hahaha you mean the V-Chip that they implanted in his head. Yeah basically the same concept.
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South Park is oddly insightful in a says what everyone thinks but doesn't say kind of way. So obviously we need shock collars in child sizes too.
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+1
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Hahaha you mean the V-Chip that they implanted in his head. Yeah basically the same concept.
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Yeah that's the one. I saw it a long time ago.
So, I had a local deal in trading my HTC Rezound for a Razr Maxx. We kept in contact via text. The trade was my Rezound for the Maxx. Then I was asked what accessories it came with, so I told them it came with screen protector , and they asked, "if you get an extended battery, you got a deal ."
So I said ok to getting the extended battery and ordered it the same day. Took about 4days to get to my house. I contact the person saying I received the extended battery and asked when we could meet. We agreed on the upcoming Saturday. Saturday comes, and the person asks if we can meet around noon , I said ok.
About 15mins later I receive a text saying the deal is canceled as the person is giving it to their father. So I say ok. I check Craigslist about 20 mins later and find the same person selling it. I emailed the person asking for a trade to make sure it was them. Same email, same location, and same number. My conclusion, I was lied to.
I don't have a problem if they decide not to do the trade, but don't say you're gonna do the trade, have me buy an expensive item, then lie to me about not wanting to the trade by saying you're giving it to your dad. Just don't blatantly lie to me that you're nit interested in the trade. The fact that they lied is more of why I'm pissed.
Was I wrong to be too trusting? Maybe.
Anyways, thanks for reading 
My head hurts. I need a drink......and maybe a wall to bash my head against.
Driver A is given job to pick up locally and take Customer B to EWR (Newark/Liberty International Airport for you taxi n00bs  ).
Fifteen minutes later said customer calls and politely asks if they missed the cab or if he's stuck in traffic.....I call the driver on the radio and ask for an ETA to the pickup.... THE DRIVER TELLS ME HE'S ON THE WAY TO EWR!!
REALLY?!!?
Where's your customer you ****tard?
DAMMIT!
//END RANT
Sorry.
One X running Viper ROM and Faux kernel....
[rant]I was nearly finished rewriting a large section of my guide here and my f*cking computer overheated and shut down. Lost everything I had just written and need to redo it all again... :crying: [/rant]
A 142 MEG ROM WAS DOWNLOADING AND INTERNET SPEEDS MADE IT GO FOR 2 HOURS AND AT 99% IT STOPPED AND SAID DOWNLOAD UNSUCCESSFUL PLEASE TRY AGAIN, CANNOT RESUME. CANT RESUME MY A$$!!!!
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Guyz sum n00b jus didn search! I so angree ??
Sent from my sushi quality tuna
Another great Cracked.com article:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-annoying-hidden-agendas-internet/
"There are a lot of unspoken (and spoken) no-nos on the Internet, like attention whoring, spamming, bragging and disliking Christopher Nolan's Batman movies. As more people catch on to these rules, it doesn't make the behavior go away, it just makes people more sneaky."
So if you've been vaguebooking or humblebragging, knock it off now! (Personally i think the Internet should have an adults only area, but what do i know).
I just read this article in 10 seconds while having a threesome in the back seat of my bugatti, and I must say I take offense to it, we who humble brag are a elite group of humans. We do what we want.
Edit: Posted while working out my perfectly sculpted body
Thanks Dirk - great read, and since you asked here's my picture.
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I am attractive, are not I?
Seriously, I know someone who vaguebooks all the time. Admittedly she's 16 so it's more understandable than a 40 year old doing it, but it does make me want to shake her and shout "STOP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF" right into her face! If I didn't care, it wouldn't bother me.
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Thanks Dirk - great read, and since you asked here's my picture.
I am attractive, are not I?
Seriously, I know someone who vaguebooks all the time. Admittedly she's 16 so it's more understandable than a 40 year old doing it, but it does make me want to shake her and shout "STOP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF" right into her face! If I didn't care, it wouldn't bother me.
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Those glasses must have the ladies come flocking to you oh, but who am I kidding, it's that charming smile.
On another note, when searching for xaccers, his fb pic was what I kinda pictured you look like.
deliriousDroid said:
Those glasses must have the ladies come flocking to you oh, but who am I kidding, it's that charming smile.
On another note, when searching for xaccers, his fb pic was what I kinda pictured you look like.
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I change quite regularly. Anyone who has me on Google+ knows what I look like, but the glasses and hair is often different. I've not seen his FB pic - just the one he posted on here.
God, he's so like "Look at me"
I don't know why i bother...!
Some people say that Transformers is a sad movie. What do you guys think? It didn't make me cry but perhaps i just wasn't getting it?
Anyway, i found this other movie that's even sadder. (It's on my youtube channel coincidentally)! It's from the refugee aid work i did years ago. Anybody else done this? I have thousands of pictures of the experience....
(Did i cover all the bases?)
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I don't know why i bother...!
Some people say that Transformers is a sad movie. What do you guys think? It didn't make me cry but perhaps i just wasn't getting it?
Anyway, i found this other movie that's even sadder. (It's on my youtube channel coincidentally)! It's from the refugee aid work i did years ago. Anybody else done this? I have thousands of pictures of the experience....
(Did i cover all the bases?)
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Wrong thread mate?
Archer said:
I change quite regularly. Anyone who has me on Google+ knows what I look like, but the glasses and hair is often different. I've not seen his FB pic - just the one he posted on here.
God, he's so like "Look at me"
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Link?
LordManhattan said:
Link?
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http://goo.gl/HOMpf
Sigh.. I wish I wasn't so ugly!
Hahahaha I saw this one yesterday at work. Quite hilarious.
I knew what archer looked like before it was cool
/hipster
BTW, they forgot about the XDA mods hidden agenda to stifle the open source community....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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Wrong thread mate?
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Parody post in the style of an Internet agenda!
My genius is too subtle
deliriousDroid said:
Those glasses must have the ladies come flocking to you oh, but who am I kidding, it's that charming smile.
On another note, when searching for xaccers, his fb pic was what I kinda pictured you look like.
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Wait, you thought it was what I looked like, or what Archer looks like?
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Wait, you thought it was what I looked like, or what Archer looks like?
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That is what I kinda pictured archer as.
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That is what I kinda pictured archer as.
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But I'm way hotter than him! (I'm running a temperature of 101)
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http://goo.gl/HOMpf
Sigh.. I wish I wasn't so ugly!
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I want your G+ link!
(I bet i'm the first person on this planet asking that)
I know how to settle this!
Everyone here should submit a picture to BeautifulPeople.com* and then we'll see who is accepted and who isn't!
*For those who don't know, it's an elitist dating site where new member applications are vetted and voted on by existing member. Score well and you're in!
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I want your G+ link!
(I bet i'm the first person on this planet asking that)
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Quite possibly!
I never actually use it, other than to go on and remove people from my circles. When it first came out everyone was adding everyone, and now my stream is just swamped with random crap.
If you wanna add me just search johncmolyneux.
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I know how to settle this!
Everyone here should submit a picture to BeautifulPeople.com* and then we'll see who is accepted and who isn't!
*For those who don't know, it's an elitist dating site where new member applications are vetted and voted on by existing member. Score well and you're in!
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Been a member for years, it's how I met Danielle.
No hang on, I mean plentyoffish, and now reading that url it sounds terrible for a dating site name plenty-offish...
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Been a member for years, it's how I met Danielle.
No hang on, I mean plentyoffish, and now reading that url it sounds terrible for a dating site name plenty-offish...
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Not as bad as expertsexchange, which is now hyphenated to experts-exchange
Or maybe it's BBC that got trolled IRL. lol
Evacuate the dungeon!
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Grab teh cookies...grab teh cookies!!!!! and don't forget The game *which you've lost*
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Grab teh cookies...grab teh cookies!!!!! and don't forget The game *which you've lost*
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Godammit... again??
Edit: Nice to see the BBC Licence Fees not being wasted on frivolous reporting. 'Coming next to the BBC. A six part expose... M_T_M, Troll or Genius - A 9 part miniseries on the life of a forum moderator.
I'm glad we don't experience that kind of troll in here. That's a pretty low form of life right here.
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I just feel that it's hilarious how a an international network does a piece about internet trolling. What happened to 'do not feed the troll'? And isn't that guy happy now since the point of trolling is to get attention?
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I just feel that it's hilarious how a an international network does a piece about internet trolling. What happened to 'do not feed the troll'? And isn't that guy happy now since the point of trolling is to get attention?
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Troll was fed filet mignon that day....also the game was lost by all of you...again!
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Troll was fed filet mignon that day....also the game was lost by all of you...again!
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But I lost less then 30 minutes ago.
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Clearly that guy was a ****, but some trolling is just so well done that you can't help but be in awe of it:
Segue to a Cracked article...
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-biggest-****-moves-in-history-online-gaming/
I always loved this one, mainly for the EVE Online story. I read about this when it happened and it was so audacious you couldn't help but laugh.
"As with the real-world economy, making a profit in the world of EVE Online is easier if you form corporations. While many spend years working together for mutual gain, others behave a lot like corporations do in the real world. Or at least how they would if they operated in a universe where murder is legal.
For instance, the Guiding Hand Social Club assassinates people for profit and steals their stuff for bonuses. In one instance, they were hired to destroy "Mirial," the CEO of Ubiqua Seraph corporation. While many EVE Online players literally grind rocks for hours to make a profit, the GHSC use the assignment to show everyone what Ocean's Eleven would have been like if it took place in the Star Wars universe."
I use my rl fb account, come at me BBC
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btw, RIP pages and insults like that are pure noobism, that's not trolling, that's newf*gotry
M_T_M said:
Grab teh cookies...grab teh cookies!!!!! and don't forget The game *which you've lost*
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Here mtm... Take this
Happy? I lost 4 times in 5 minutes because of your posts
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Just when I thought it was safe to talk trash behind my computer.
I actually watched that whole episode of panorama after seeing that clip a few days ago...
Sick b*******s.....
Btw, all the good threads are on the second page...
Obviously not this one anymore but meh....
Trolls are annoying cowards lol they only say what they say because they no none can get at them lol
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psxpetey said:
Trolls are annoying cowards lol they only say what they say because they no none can get at them lol
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psxpetey said:
Trolls are annoying cowards lol they only say what they say because they no none can get at them lol
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Totaly agree, and i was browsing BBC right now, and guess what? The dude (troll) got beaten up yesterday.
"Nimrod Severn" Attacked After BBC Confrontation"
LordManhattan said:
Totaly agree, and i was browsing BBC right now, and guess what? The dude (troll) got beaten up yesterday.
"Nimrod Severn" Attacked After BBC Confrontation"
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Finally trolls getting what they deserve. I'm happy to see someone to stand against trollism and trolls.
kelson18 said:
your argument is invalid xD
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Who's argument?
jaszek said:
Who's argument?
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He's the guy over there that looks like Alan but sounds like twitch....
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conantroutman said:
He's the guy over there that looks like Alan but sounds like twitch....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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Twallan????
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455
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roofrider said:
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GoD PARTICLE.
Pfft.... And?
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conantroutman said:
Pfft.... And?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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And Boe
King ACE said:
And wut?
This particle supposed to be building block of the universe..the thang that gave it its shape and size...so well the thing you're living on and in is partly made by this particle..thus the name God particle..stupid thing i say...as long as it wont force us to go back to school, its fine..
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ehm, no. get your facts straight. Higgs boson has nothing to do with God. It is known like that just because until recently we couldnt observe it, but we knew its existence( until yesterday we doubted that too) and in a report someone gave it that name( "Gods particle"), but he was being humoristic ( like the above can be applied to God too) . It has NOTHING to do with God. and yes, physicists have terrible sense of humor...
no some do have a good sense of humor..that Lederman author of "The God Particle: If the Universe Is the Answer, What Is the Question?" infact wanted it to be Goddamn Particle...not sure how true that is.
But seriously...Richard Feynman is right up that alley.
One of the greatest minds.
I thoroughly enjoyed reading "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!"
dexter93 said:
ehm, no. get your facts straight. HIggs boson has nothing to do with God. It is known like that just because until recently we couldnt observe it, but we knew its existence( until yesterday we doubted that too) and in a report someone gave it that name( "Gods particle"), but he was being humoristic ( like the above can be applied to God too) . It has NOTHING to do with God. and yes, physicists have terrible sense of humor...
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lolol. No your wrong, this particle IS god, it died for your sins and it loves you and will banish you to hell if you break its commandments. Also it wants your money. /sarcasm
Mod edit: I'll just remove the rant that would offend anyone with certain religious beliefs. Carry on now.
This may be the biggest scientific discovery of our lifetimes. I will be following this story for the months and most likely years and even decades to come. To anybody that isn't an idiot or a reality tv junky this should be extremely interesting. More than anything else on this entire site. Dont get me wrong I dont claim to to be a physicist and fully understand it, although I do have a firm grasp on the concepts, but I'm bright enough to recognize this is a huge leap forward in understanding our universe and how it was formed and how it will continue to grow.
My edit: might as well remove it, you know what they say.. The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
WiredPirate said:
I would have to disagree with the your statement "we couldnt observe it, but we knew its existence", nobody knows of the existence of any deity. I didn't see anyone saying this has anything to do with god.
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i'm pretty sure dexter was referring to king Ace's post before it was edited.
my bad..he has quoted it.
roofrider said:
i'm pretty sure dexter was referring to king Ace's post before it was edited.
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oIc, I didn't get to read it before it was edited. Still my opinion is relative, but it is just that: an opinion. It is MY opinion though, I didn't go somewhere to socialize every weekend and take those people's opinions as my own because I cant come up with mine.
m1l4droid said:
You're*.
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You're a poor grammar nazi if that is the only error you found, as much as I typed I am sure there are plenty more. I will give you a second chance though, try one more again. Also, in your signature.. That should read recovery, not reovery.
WiredPirate said:
oIc, I didn't get to read it before it was edited. Still my opinion is relative, but it is just that: an opinion. It is MY opinion though, I didn't go somewhere to socialize every weekend and take those people's opinions as my own because I cant come up with mine.
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I agree u, i've been excited ever since i first came to know about CERN but i've not been following the developments lately.
Now that a major discovery has been made..i'll start listening again.
Luks like it has not been officially confirmed yet.
Also, in your signature.. That should read recovery, not reovery.
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lol nice catch.
m1l4droid said:
That was just enough for me to stop reading...
My signature? Where?
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Yes, your signature, I see you found it and corrected it. Funny how you stopped reading my post because of a grammatical error yet you have had them in ALL of your posts. Ironic, huh? It's really not a big deal though so dont feel bad, typos and grammatical errors happen. If you cant even read something with one in it though that is a problem you might want to look into. Its not like I was typing in ebonics and using numbers for letters with multiple abbreviations and acronyms.
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Yes, your signature, I see you found it and corrected it. Funny how you stopped reading my post because of a grammatical error yet you have had them in ALL of your posts. Ironic, huh? It's really not a big deal though so dont feel bad, typos and grammatical errors happen. If you cant even read something with one in it though that is a problem you might want to look into. Its not like I was typing in ebonics and using numbers for letters with multiple abbreviations and acronyms.
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Don't mind him. Tomorrow he'll do a 180 and post in l337 speak only.
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Babydoll25 said:
Don't mind him. Tomorrow he'll do a 180 and post in l337 speak only.
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lol, no mind. He and I are 1 for 1 on grammar correcting, if we got together on this thing we could probably grammar check all of Off-topic before the end of the day. What do you say m1l4droid, are you down for the challenge? Wait let me guess..
"My Off-topic. Where?"
All hail the god particle.
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veeman said:
All hail the god particle.
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No bloody need..
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local...superstition/2012/07/11/gJQAQT8NdW_story.html
Saw this article on Google News and figured I'd share.