The 7 Most Annoying Hidden Agendas on the Internet: - Off-topic

Another great Cracked.com article:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-annoying-hidden-agendas-internet/
"There are a lot of unspoken (and spoken) no-nos on the Internet, like attention whoring, spamming, bragging and disliking Christopher Nolan's Batman movies. As more people catch on to these rules, it doesn't make the behavior go away, it just makes people more sneaky."
So if you've been vaguebooking or humblebragging, knock it off now! (Personally i think the Internet should have an adults only area, but what do i know).

I just read this article in 10 seconds while having a threesome in the back seat of my bugatti, and I must say I take offense to it, we who humble brag are a elite group of humans. We do what we want.
Edit: Posted while working out my perfectly sculpted body

Thanks Dirk - great read, and since you asked here's my picture.
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I am attractive, are not I?
Seriously, I know someone who vaguebooks all the time. Admittedly she's 16 so it's more understandable than a 40 year old doing it, but it does make me want to shake her and shout "STOP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF" right into her face! If I didn't care, it wouldn't bother me.

Archer said:
Thanks Dirk - great read, and since you asked here's my picture.
I am attractive, are not I?
Seriously, I know someone who vaguebooks all the time. Admittedly she's 16 so it's more understandable than a 40 year old doing it, but it does make me want to shake her and shout "STOP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF" right into her face! If I didn't care, it wouldn't bother me.
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Those glasses must have the ladies come flocking to you oh, but who am I kidding, it's that charming smile.
On another note, when searching for xaccers, his fb pic was what I kinda pictured you look like.

deliriousDroid said:
Those glasses must have the ladies come flocking to you oh, but who am I kidding, it's that charming smile.
On another note, when searching for xaccers, his fb pic was what I kinda pictured you look like.
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I change quite regularly. Anyone who has me on Google+ knows what I look like, but the glasses and hair is often different. I've not seen his FB pic - just the one he posted on here.
God, he's so like "Look at me"

I don't know why i bother...!
Some people say that Transformers is a sad movie. What do you guys think? It didn't make me cry but perhaps i just wasn't getting it?
Anyway, i found this other movie that's even sadder. (It's on my youtube channel coincidentally)! It's from the refugee aid work i did years ago. Anybody else done this? I have thousands of pictures of the experience....
(Did i cover all the bases?)

DirkGently said:
I don't know why i bother...!
Some people say that Transformers is a sad movie. What do you guys think? It didn't make me cry but perhaps i just wasn't getting it?
Anyway, i found this other movie that's even sadder. (It's on my youtube channel coincidentally)! It's from the refugee aid work i did years ago. Anybody else done this? I have thousands of pictures of the experience....
(Did i cover all the bases?)
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Wrong thread mate?

Archer said:
I change quite regularly. Anyone who has me on Google+ knows what I look like, but the glasses and hair is often different. I've not seen his FB pic - just the one he posted on here.
God, he's so like "Look at me"
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Link?

LordManhattan said:
Link?
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http://goo.gl/HOMpf
Sigh.. I wish I wasn't so ugly!

Hahahaha I saw this one yesterday at work. Quite hilarious.

I knew what archer looked like before it was cool
/hipster
BTW, they forgot about the XDA mods hidden agenda to stifle the open source community....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......

deliriousDroid said:
Wrong thread mate?
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Parody post in the style of an Internet agenda!
My genius is too subtle

deliriousDroid said:
Those glasses must have the ladies come flocking to you oh, but who am I kidding, it's that charming smile.
On another note, when searching for xaccers, his fb pic was what I kinda pictured you look like.
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Wait, you thought it was what I looked like, or what Archer looks like?

xaccers said:
Wait, you thought it was what I looked like, or what Archer looks like?
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That is what I kinda pictured archer as.

deliriousDroid said:
That is what I kinda pictured archer as.
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But I'm way hotter than him! (I'm running a temperature of 101)

Archer said:
http://goo.gl/HOMpf
Sigh.. I wish I wasn't so ugly!
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I want your G+ link!
(I bet i'm the first person on this planet asking that)

I know how to settle this!
Everyone here should submit a picture to BeautifulPeople.com* and then we'll see who is accepted and who isn't!
*For those who don't know, it's an elitist dating site where new member applications are vetted and voted on by existing member. Score well and you're in!

LordManhattan said:
I want your G+ link!
(I bet i'm the first person on this planet asking that)
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Quite possibly!
I never actually use it, other than to go on and remove people from my circles. When it first came out everyone was adding everyone, and now my stream is just swamped with random crap.
If you wanna add me just search johncmolyneux.

DirkGently said:
I know how to settle this!
Everyone here should submit a picture to BeautifulPeople.com* and then we'll see who is accepted and who isn't!
*For those who don't know, it's an elitist dating site where new member applications are vetted and voted on by existing member. Score well and you're in!
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Been a member for years, it's how I met Danielle.
No hang on, I mean plentyoffish, and now reading that url it sounds terrible for a dating site name plenty-offish...

xaccers said:
Been a member for years, it's how I met Danielle.
No hang on, I mean plentyoffish, and now reading that url it sounds terrible for a dating site name plenty-offish...
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Not as bad as expertsexchange, which is now hyphenated to experts-exchange

Related

Android sucks!

Ok everyone. I tricked you. Obviously from my posts yall know I love Android. However when you saw this title I bet you wanted to argue with me about it. Well guess what. I have a website I just launched where you can do just that. Informal Debates is a debate community and I desperately need people who want to join the site. I come here because I know you guys know your stuff (about Android at least) and I trust you guys. If you want to join, please do http://www.informaldebates.com
Oh and Toast, please forgive me for stepping out of line. I know this isn't specifically Android based but I figured this may help slow down some of the inter debating that goes on here. If you want to delete I understand don't blame you but this is my reasoning.
MOD EDIT: Moved this to off-topic for you, as it fits better in there than in one device forum
Interesting site, I hate debating with liberals though, unless there's a choke button haha.
phatmanxxl said:
Interesting site, I hate debating with liberals though, unless there's a choke button haha.
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HA HA HA! awesome and agreed! It's not just politics though. Literally anything you want to debate or discuss you can. Phones included lol
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My face when I read the title.
phatmanxxl said:
Interesting site, I hate debating with liberals though, unless there's a choke button haha.
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"with Liberty and justice for all"
Dredge said:
My face when I read the title.
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Exactly why I made it that title lol
DirtyShroomz said:
"with Liberty and justice for all"
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Which is why I made the site. Liberty to speak your mind.
chuckhriczko said:
Which is why I made the site. Liberty to speak your mind.
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It's fun to debate but not about politics. Though I do love how people hate "liberals" which is what this country was founded on... smh.
I was reading through the site and someone made the case how the constitution is outdated because it allows criminals to have guns, I was like ugh, *facepalm* I know sooner or later im going to get sucked in to set the record strait.
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I was reading through the site and someone mentioned made the case how the constitution is outdated because it allows criminals to have guns, I was like ugh, *facepalm* I know sooner or later im going to get sucked in to set the record strait.
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Lol! I guess they forgot about the part where it allows law-abiding citizens the ability to protect themselves from these criminals
How can you be desperate for users if you just launched the site? I would study SEO and get effective keywords running through a sitemaps xml file to get crawled if you want users. After that's setup submit it into the search engines. Many of them.
Rick Astley. RULES!
rutter9 said:
How can you be desperate for users if you just launched the site? I would study SEO and get effective keywords running through a sitemaps xml file to get crawled if you want users. After that's setup submit it into the search engines. Many of them.
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Not desperate but I just want people to use the site. I have seo measures in place, though I do need to set up meta tags for the dynamic pages. I just figure this is one way to get people interested. Besides even good seo takes a month to see any results.
DirtyShroomz said:
It's fun to debate but not about politics. Though I do love how people hate "liberals" which is what this country was founded on... smh.
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I find it fun to debate about anything including politics. But that's why you have the choice. And though you're technically correct the term liberal meant something completely different back then. I don't hate anyone. Except Nancy Pelosi
I aspect some fan boy flaming....
htc fan89 said:
I aspect some fan boy flaming....
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Fan boy? Who?

[Q] Dont you hate it when...

dont you hate it when you go to meet your girl's family or go to a wedding of one of her family members only to find out that her cousins and sisters are so hot and you have to pretend not to stare?
nope, opportunity! Never turn it down ...
So there was this couple getting ready. The groom is at his house getting ready for the bug day, when his future wive's super hot sister comes in. She asks him if he wants to have sex with her, since technically he's still not married. He gets excited and runs down to his car to get a condom. Upon exiting the house, the bride's family is standing there, and the father congratulated him that he didn't take the bait, and that now he knows he loves his daughter. Moral of the story? Keep you condoms in the car.
I LOVE DOIN STUFF LIKE THAT
Mine is a little different, the one who's hot is my cousin.
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jaszek said:
So there was this couple getting ready. The groom is at his house getting ready for the bug day, when his future wive's super hot sister comes in. She asks him if he wants to have sex with her, since technically he's still not married. He gets excited and runs down to his car to get a condom. Upon exiting the house, the bride's family is standing there, and the father congratulated him that he didn't take the bait, and that now he knows he loves his daughter. Moral of the story? Keep you condoms in the car.
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that is an awesome post. bravo
Don't you hate it when you're driving and the person on the road in front of you doesn't follow proper turning protocol? Instead, they slam their breaks on 5 feet before the turn, THEN flip on the signal. As if, at that point the turn signal is a necessity and the turn couldn't be executed without the signal.
By the way, proper protocol is put signal on 15-20 meters (at least) before turning, THEN break and turn.
iynfynity said:
Mine is a little different, the one who's hot is my cousin.
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Rofl shady.
Sent from my Droid Incredible running CM7.0.3.
Don't you hate when people use these off topic forums as places to just get their 10 posts in?
brett6781 said:
Don't you hate when people use these off topic forums as places to just get their 10 posts in?
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and that WAS your tenth! lol you should thank me for the chance. jk. no do it. jk.
Dont you hate it when i post a perfectly good rant thread and no one uses it
Why not post your rants in my thread?
Don't you hate it when people put nyan cat in their signature and avatar? Soooooooo annoying
davidrules7778 said:
Dont you hate it when i post a perfectly good rant thread and no one uses it
Why not post your rants in my thread?
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No no no
It should be:
Y U NO POST RANTS IN MY THREAD????
idavid_ said:
Don't you hate it when people put nyan cat in their signature and avatar? Soooooooo annoying
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Look Who's Talking
davidrules7778 said:
Look Who's Talking
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I did it on purpose
idavid_ said:
No no no
It should be:
Y U NO POST RANTS IN MY THREAD????
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Don't hate when you walk and stub your toe on the side of the table or something?
Don't you hate it when your hoe doesn't be shaking that money maker for you even if it's your birthday?
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
davidrules7778 said:
Dont you hate it when i post a perfectly good rant thread and no one uses it
Why not post your rants in my thread?
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this wasnt to meant to be a rant thread. i was just talking about a single subject, when you meet a girls family and she has hot relatives. that is specifically why i wrote it. i didnt know it would turn into a rant thread. read my sig, it alludes to the fact that i am a noob. read my posts. i believe there are several of my posts saying i am sorry for posting in the wrong thread or place. it was my belief that you could post anything in the offtopic area. once again, i am sorry if i have posted in the wrong area and this has made you angry. i didnt think it would even matter if it was in the offtopic area anyway.
kind sir, could you please direct me to a place where people can post anything anytime and they dont have to search for an hour to do so?
this thread was not started as a rant thread. it was started to get opinions on dealing with / laugh at the fact that our girlfriends/fiances/wives have hot relatives. maybe it was the title of the post that lead people to believe it was a rant thread. maybe there should be some rules more clearly outlined on titles of threads.
did you notice there was a question icon on my thread? it was a question. not a rant. that is why i used a question mark. dont blame me for the actions of others. good day to you, sir.
georgiajad said:
maybe it was the title of the post that lead people to believe it was a rant thread.
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This. It was the elipsis that threw me off, haha. But I wouldn't worry about any of that, this is off-topic, after all. If anything, you just gave david something to rant about in his rant thread *waves at david*
As far as hot relatives of your SO go, in my book that isn't necessarily a bad thing. Just don't get caught staring!
i wasnt too upset. i was just frustrated because i NEVER seem to post or start a thread in the correct place. thanks for making me feel better about it, djbacon06. and sorry if i sounded like an arse, davidrules778.

Dedication to SassiBoB - She is so elegant! We should all make songs for her.

I am going to start making a song for SassiBob. She is just so striking with her beauty that its our pleasure to make songs for her.
Ooooooookay.
Stalker in training.
Waaaaaa?
$1 gets you a reply
Who?
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This is SassiBoob SassiBob:
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This is SassiBoob SassiBob:
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*_*mind blown
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Wow most of thr comments are about her boobs....... Nerds
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You mean on YouTube? What did you expect? It's Youtube, home of the retards.
Grace Kelly was elegant.
SB is simply hawt!
m1l4droid said:
Dirk! Where have you been?
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Hunting around for a cool detective like silhouette to use as an avatar to match my detective nom de guerre.
After many fruitless weeks i gave up the search only to find that some git in Off-topic was already using the perfect one!
I'll give you $1.00 for it and no more! And that's cuttin' me own throat.
m1l4droid said:
You know what's even cooler? That's actually me in the picture!
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Must have been using a phone camera. Did you have the LED flash turned on?
m1l4droid said:
No, photoshop.
This is the actual picture:
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That is so cool! I actually did scour the internetz for a decent detective silhouette to use as an avatar but didn't find one i liked. If you'd read the books you'd see how hard it is to find something relevant, an avatar to match the name.
Once your done with yours i'm having it!
m1l4droid said:
Sadly I haven't read the books, but I know finding avatars are hard. If you have found the picture you like, I can Photoshop it for you.
Um, I also think I've found my perfect avatar, so, it's here to stay!
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And back on topic:
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Seriously.. you guys are sick.
-_-
I thought the web was done with this kind of abuse.
Bunch of 4 year old's.
OmegaRED^ said:
Seriously.. you guys are sick.
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I thought the web was done with this kind of abuse.
Bunch of 4 year old's.
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I'm not entirely sure at what point we overstepped the boundaries. Was it with the hot pictures of SB or the hot pictures of Milad?
Could you clarify?
DirkGently said:
I'm not entirely sure at what point we overstepped the boundaries. Was it with the hot pictures of SB or the hot pictures of Milad?
Could you clarify?
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Females should not be viewed as objects of desire for their curves alone.
No offense meant.
Remember guys. She is also has knowledge on tech. Isn't that just hot?
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Females should not be viewed as objects of desire for their curves alone.
No offense meant.
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None taken. In fact i completely agree, although the aforementioned curvaciousness shouldn't only apply to females. I mean, i'm as guilty as the next guy for objectifying people on the basis of their appearance, but it's not every day that you see a fellow forumite like Milad in the flesh.. and i'm sure you'll agree that it's understandable if one finds themselves carried away in the moment.
After all, knowing Milad as i do, it's safe to say that he's not all about the pleasing aesthetics... Ok, he may be somewhat a good looking fella in his own right, (and tbh that whole outfit is really doing it for me), but he also has a great mind behind the facade, and it's a little shallow of people to judge him on his stunning good looks alone. Have a heart, the man has personality and character too you know?
I'd post a picture of myself but i'm too afraid people would either objectify, or more likely, ridicule me instead.
DirkGently said:
None taken. In fact i completely agree, although the aforementioned curvaciousness shouldn't only apply to females. I mean, i'm as guilty as the next guy for objectifying people on the basis of their appearance, but it's not every day that you see a fellow forumite like Milad in the flesh.. and i'm sure you'll agree that it's understandable if one finds themselves carried away in the moment.
After all, knowing Milad as i do, it's safe to say that he's not all about the pleasing aesthetics... Ok, he may be somewhat a good looking fella in his own right, (and tbh that whole outfit is really doing it for me), but he also has a great mind behind the facade, and it's a little shallow of people to judge him on his stunning good looks alone. Have a heart, the man has personality and character too you know?
I'd post a picture of myself but i'm too afraid people would either objectify, or more likely, ridicule me instead.
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Sometimes ones opinion about oneself sucks, i always though of myself as a not very good looking guy, but when i go out a fair number of girls find me attractive
But when i see myself in the mirror i think, sheet! How am i allowed to go out the streets
But if you are good looking then... You suck for being embarrased for no reason
Someone Ridiculizing and judging other for the way they look proves he has the iq of a banana and its not worth of being heard
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negrobembon said:
Sometimes ones opinion about oneself sucks, i always though of myself as a not very good looking guy, but when i go out a fair number of girls find me attractive
But when i see myself in the mirror i think, sheet! How am i allowed to go out the streets
But if you are good looking then... You suck for being embarrased for no reason
Someone Ridiculizing and judging other for the way they look proves he has the iq of a banana and its not worth of being heard
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It's true! Every mirror i've ever looked in has cracked for some reason. I guess i should stop punching them! Seriously though, anyone who thinks they can do better than SB or Milad should post a pic of themselves...if they dare!
Personally, i'd rather get by judging people on who they are rather than how they look tbh. The internet is full of hot 'looking' people, but xda is full of hot 'real' people.

Tunes

Okay so a lot of us like having some music going while surfing through this great and amazing resource of a forum, so to maybe help expand my musical tastes what are you all listening to? Im sure only a few will probably post but just hit this thread every so often whenever you hear something good...doesn't have to be something new, just share with us whatever you got going at the moment!
me
song: 2 a.m.
artist: Slightly Stoopid
album: Chronchitis
source: Pandora...on my Incubus station
erad1 said:
Okay so a lot of us like having some music going while surfing through this great and amazing resource of a forum, so to maybe help expand my musical tastes what are you all listening to? Im sure only a few will probably post but just hit this thread every so often whenever you hear something good...doesn't have to be something new, just share with us whatever you got going at the moment!
me
song: 2 a.m.
artist: Slightly Stoopid
album: Chronchitis
source: Pandora...on my Incubus station
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yz.hd said:
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I'm listening to the same tune as well. It's pretty good.
maybe no one noticed but my thread has a completely different and entirely unique and original title and ....
ok, ok so I completely missed the other thread, oh the shame of flame! LOL! but to be honest I didnt realize till today this section even existed!
"....you know I gets excited 'bout my tunes, man"!
erad1 said:
maybe no one noticed but my thread has a completely different and entirely unique and original title and ....
ok, ok so I completely missed the other thread, oh the shame of flame! LOL! but to be honest I didnt realize till today this section even existed!
"....you know I gets excited 'bout my tunes, man"!
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Chill out man. Just wait for the lock
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dexter93 said:
Chill out man. Just wait for the lock
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How old is Dee Dee now?
Inb4..
Get yourself into some Pink Floyd!
Thread ready for locking now!
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How old is Dee Dee now?
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Off-topic post in a thread, which is in an off-topic forum.
logic...
even though I make light of, and am laughing at my own mistake, and accept the deserved flaming the guy tells me to chill? I love this place.
posted with the ferocity and fearless tenacity of a honey badger! eww...what's that in its mouth? Honey badger don't care.
erad1 said:
even though I make light of, and am laughing at my own mistake, and accept the deserved flaming the guy tells me to chill? I love this place.
posted with the ferocity and fearless tenacity of a honey badger!
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You even got a "thank"
He invoked the Honey Badger..
We've got a hard arse here!
The only creature that see's the Eagle as a play-thing, right before tearing it to pieces for the lulz!
Lol!...sorry no hard arse here, thats just my custom signature when I post from my phone! I'm having fun hanging with the "+1000 posts club"! I find it an honor (and a lot easier to take!) to be flamed by the "elder ones"!
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Lol!...sorry no hard arse here, thats just my custom signature when I post from my phone! I'm having fun with hanging with the "1000 + " club! I find it an honor (and a lot easier to take!) to be flamed by the "elder ones"!
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I guess I should make a new account and flame you so you feel bad? lol
Hey, anybody who knows what teh Honey Badger is gets respect in my book!
Just don't send one round to my place ok? I like my physical bits just teh way they are now tbh.
kthxbai.
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bout your physical bits.
jaszek said:
I guess I should make a new account and flame you so you feel bad? lol
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Wow...I would have to admire your willingness to go the extra mile on my behalf but totally not necessary and thank you just the same sir!
DirkGently said:
Hey, anybody who knows what teh Honey Badger is gets respect in my book!
Just don't send one round to my place ok? I like my physical bits just teh way they are now tbh.
kthxbai.
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Yes sir...any friend of the honey badger is a friend of mine! and I too hold my "physical bits" in very high regard!
jaszek said:
bout your physical bits.
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.....LMFAO!
jaszek said:
bout your physical bits.
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Wow, that picture makes it look like something big and fearsome! In reality it's the size of a malnourished cat that just happens to bite your limbs off when you get too close to it!
"hey cute little fella, let me just stroke you for a moment..."
"Ouch, F**k, you little b*****d, give my arm back right this minute...!"
Everybody else on the planet sees Wasps as annoying and meaningless little buggers that should be avoided at all costs. The Honey Badger sees them as a snack. Tiger bothering you? Probably because it has a Honey Badger trying to eat it's leg!

Higgs boson confimed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18702455
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roofrider said:
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GoD PARTICLE.
Pfft.... And?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Pfft.... And?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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And Boe
King ACE said:
And wut?
This particle supposed to be building block of the universe..the thang that gave it its shape and size...so well the thing you're living on and in is partly made by this particle..thus the name God particle..stupid thing i say...as long as it wont force us to go back to school, its fine..
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ehm, no. get your facts straight. Higgs boson has nothing to do with God. It is known like that just because until recently we couldnt observe it, but we knew its existence( until yesterday we doubted that too) and in a report someone gave it that name( "Gods particle"), but he was being humoristic ( like the above can be applied to God too) . It has NOTHING to do with God. and yes, physicists have terrible sense of humor...
no some do have a good sense of humor..that Lederman author of "The God Particle: If the Universe Is the Answer, What Is the Question?" infact wanted it to be Goddamn Particle...not sure how true that is.
But seriously...Richard Feynman is right up that alley.
One of the greatest minds.
I thoroughly enjoyed reading "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!"
dexter93 said:
ehm, no. get your facts straight. HIggs boson has nothing to do with God. It is known like that just because until recently we couldnt observe it, but we knew its existence( until yesterday we doubted that too) and in a report someone gave it that name( "Gods particle"), but he was being humoristic ( like the above can be applied to God too) . It has NOTHING to do with God. and yes, physicists have terrible sense of humor...
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lolol. No your wrong, this particle IS god, it died for your sins and it loves you and will banish you to hell if you break its commandments. Also it wants your money. /sarcasm
Mod edit: I'll just remove the rant that would offend anyone with certain religious beliefs. Carry on now.
This may be the biggest scientific discovery of our lifetimes. I will be following this story for the months and most likely years and even decades to come. To anybody that isn't an idiot or a reality tv junky this should be extremely interesting. More than anything else on this entire site. Dont get me wrong I dont claim to to be a physicist and fully understand it, although I do have a firm grasp on the concepts, but I'm bright enough to recognize this is a huge leap forward in understanding our universe and how it was formed and how it will continue to grow.
My edit: might as well remove it, you know what they say.. The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
WiredPirate said:
I would have to disagree with the your statement "we couldnt observe it, but we knew its existence", nobody knows of the existence of any deity. I didn't see anyone saying this has anything to do with god.
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i'm pretty sure dexter was referring to king Ace's post before it was edited.
my bad..he has quoted it.
roofrider said:
i'm pretty sure dexter was referring to king Ace's post before it was edited.
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oIc, I didn't get to read it before it was edited. Still my opinion is relative, but it is just that: an opinion. It is MY opinion though, I didn't go somewhere to socialize every weekend and take those people's opinions as my own because I cant come up with mine.
m1l4droid said:
You're*.
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You're a poor grammar nazi if that is the only error you found, as much as I typed I am sure there are plenty more. I will give you a second chance though, try one more again. Also, in your signature.. That should read recovery, not reovery.
WiredPirate said:
oIc, I didn't get to read it before it was edited. Still my opinion is relative, but it is just that: an opinion. It is MY opinion though, I didn't go somewhere to socialize every weekend and take those people's opinions as my own because I cant come up with mine.
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I agree u, i've been excited ever since i first came to know about CERN but i've not been following the developments lately.
Now that a major discovery has been made..i'll start listening again.
Luks like it has not been officially confirmed yet.
Also, in your signature.. That should read recovery, not reovery.
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lol nice catch.
m1l4droid said:
That was just enough for me to stop reading...
My signature? Where?
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Yes, your signature, I see you found it and corrected it. Funny how you stopped reading my post because of a grammatical error yet you have had them in ALL of your posts. Ironic, huh? It's really not a big deal though so dont feel bad, typos and grammatical errors happen. If you cant even read something with one in it though that is a problem you might want to look into. Its not like I was typing in ebonics and using numbers for letters with multiple abbreviations and acronyms.
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Yes, your signature, I see you found it and corrected it. Funny how you stopped reading my post because of a grammatical error yet you have had them in ALL of your posts. Ironic, huh? It's really not a big deal though so dont feel bad, typos and grammatical errors happen. If you cant even read something with one in it though that is a problem you might want to look into. Its not like I was typing in ebonics and using numbers for letters with multiple abbreviations and acronyms.
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Don't mind him. Tomorrow he'll do a 180 and post in l337 speak only.
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Babydoll25 said:
Don't mind him. Tomorrow he'll do a 180 and post in l337 speak only.
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lol, no mind. He and I are 1 for 1 on grammar correcting, if we got together on this thing we could probably grammar check all of Off-topic before the end of the day. What do you say m1l4droid, are you down for the challenge? Wait let me guess..
"My Off-topic. Where?"

			
				
All hail the god particle.
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veeman said:
All hail the god particle.
Sent from a thingymajig that sends things.
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No bloody need..
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local...superstition/2012/07/11/gJQAQT8NdW_story.html
Saw this article on Google News and figured I'd share.

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