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Worst first name?

I would have to say Oaker. Who the **** names their child, Oaker?
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"Jennifer" when their last name is Taylor.

well for me the winner is this guy
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Moon Unit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Zappa
I actually do think it's pretty cool at the same time though!

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Moon Unit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Zappa
I actually do think it's pretty cool at the same time though!
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Someone was into the whole Apollo and NASA thing. Haha
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corneilius

Gaylord
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Cello.
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Someone at work said they know someone named Richard rider. **** is short for richard. So "**** rider" lol. Also there's a nascar driver name **** trickle or something. And ****head (pronounced ****h-eed)

Dunno if anyone here has read freakonomics, but there are some names like ****head, orangejello (pronounced oran-zhello or something) and his brother lemonjello. Also some guy named his children 'Winner' and 'Loser' to see who would do better in life. Turns out Loser did, whilst Winner became a drug addict and went to prison Also someone named their Child after the first name they saw, which turned out to be the name of the hospital :L

HondaCop said:
Mexico????
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That's even worse!
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Bridget: worst name ever=fact
Too many stupid things rhyme with it:
Midget
Gidget
Widget
Digit
Frigid (sort of)
Ect..
Trust me grasshopper....I speak from experience
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Babydoll25 said:
Bridget: worst name ever=fact
Too many stupid things rhyme with it:
Midget
Gidget
Widget
Digit
Frigid (sort of)
Ect..
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Thanks for sharing, Bridget. lol ;-)
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Esteban, that sounds like the name of a butler.
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Esteban, that sounds like the name of a butler.
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Reminds me of the Mysterious Cities of Gold
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My daddy left home when I was three And he didn't leave much to ma and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."
Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk, It seems I had to fight my whole life through. Some gal would giggle and I'd get red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head, I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean, My fist got hard and my wits got keen, I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame. But I made a vow to the moon and stars That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars And kill that man who gave me that awful name.
Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July And I just hit town and my throat was dry, I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew. At an old saloon on a street of mud, There at a table, dealing stud, Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."
Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had, And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye. He was big and bent and gray and old, And I looked at him and my blood ran cold And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do! Now your gonna die!!"
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes And he went down, but to my surprise, He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear. But I busted a chair right across his teeth And we crashed through the wall and into the street Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men But I really can't remember when, He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile. I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss, He went for his gun and I pulled mine first, He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.
And he said: "Son, this world is rough And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along. So I give ya that name and I said goodbye I knew you'd have to get tough or die And it's the name that helped to make you strong."
He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight And I know you hate me, and you got the right To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do. But ya ought to thank me, before I die, For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye Cause I'm the son-of-a-***** that named you "Sue.'"
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun And I called him my pa, and he called me his son, And I came away with a different point of view. And I think about him, now and then, Every time I try and every time I win, And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!
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HondaCop said:
Thanks for sharing, Bridget. lol ;-)
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I'm just trying to save the future daughters of any xdians that happen upon this thread from that pain....DON'T NAME YOUR DAUGHTERS BRIDGET (or your sons either....that would be EVEN WORSE!)
Edit: except for Sue^^^^
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Skip to 0:42 for worst name part. haha.
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Just for s&g"s...
The person who thought Moonunit was a terrible name should have noted that she had a brother named Dweezil... Thanx Frank Zappa...
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Skip to 0:42 for worst name part. haha.
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I took the challange!!! Video

I ate the hottest pepper in the world...man that sucked this video is a must watch lol...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMzdDmYEObk

Dude, that is INSANE
"....my eyes are on fire..."
Thanks for the lulz!

LOL! Funny stuff!

Dud it was the worst expeirence ever lol...
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I wouldn't do it. How much did they pay you? Not enough. Especially if they didn't pay you at all
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

I did it for free!!! Lol i know im an idiot
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Were there any lingering after effects? Personally i would have thrown a tube of hemorrhoid cream in the fridge ready for the next day, just in case!
I once saw a guy set the World Record for eating those things. It was on an old TV show called 'Record Breakers', and he sat there popping them into his mouth like they were Maltesers! I think he'd gone through 30 or so in the given time. The amazing thing is he didn't so much as blink while he was doing it!
Must have had an asbestos lined mouth!

DirkGently1 said:
I once saw a guy set the World Record for eating those things. It was on an old TV show called 'Record Breakers', and he sat there popping them into his mouth like they were Maltesers! I think he'd gone through 30 or so in the given time. The amazing thing is he didn't so much as blink while he was doing it!
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So, what you're saying is that the OP is a *****?

johncmolyneux said:
So, what you're saying is that the OP is a *****?
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Only in the same way that i am for not being able to beat up 10 guys using only my testicles, like Chuck Norris can!

I saw this thing in India where this lady was taking peppers and rubbing them in her eyes. I know they weren't those peppers, but I know they were hot.

DirkGently1 said:
Were there any lingering after effects? Personally i would have thrown a tube of hemorrhoid cream in the fridge ready for the next day, just in case!
I once saw a guy set the World Record for eating those things. It was on an old TV show called 'Record Breakers', and he sat there popping them into his mouth like they were Maltesers! I think he'd gone through 30 or so in the given time. The amazing thing is he didn't so much as blink while he was doing it!
Must have had an asbestos lined mouth!
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This morning was rough man lol
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This morning was rough man lol
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And you didn't get paid? How do you expect to get colonic renewal surgery paid for?
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This comes from a spicy food eating Mexican...AKA...me!
WHY!!???​

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And you didn't get paid? How do you expect to get colonic renewal surgery paid for?
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Hahahaha
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Bump for those who never saw this first time around. Still one of the funniest, most insane things i've ever seen!
Hope the OP is still in good health?

i see a nice torturing method that i could possibly use
i like spicy food though, i think i would give it a go to see how it feels like yes i know im crazy
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dexter93 said:
i see a nice torturing method that i could possibly use
i like spicy food though, i think i would give it a go to see how it feels like yes i know im crazy
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If you decide to do it I will to
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Lololololololololol the guy with the tattoos reaction was the funniest thing ever!!!!!!1!!!1!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks for the video.
These peppers are great. I guess when you grow up in the Caribbean you get used to the heat of the many variety of peppers we have. I remember one of my English mate eating some jerked pork in Jamaica and he poured the jerk pepper sauce all over it after seeing me do it. What followed was pure lols and he became quite intimate with the toilet for a day or so.

I Just want a freaking beer right now

so im chillin up here at college, just doin a little general studying and trying to stay on top of my course work and stuff. and the only thing i can think about right now is how good a Stella, carlsberg or a Nordeast would taste right now. anyone else feel the same way?

I feel that way all the time. I think I have a problem.

jaszek said:
I feel that way all the time. I think I have a problem.
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meh, its only a problem if you drink a case so lets say you have 11 out of a 12 pack...no big deal but yea i usually crave a nice lager at the end of the day, if i ever get around to getting to the liquor store, i usually only have like 2 bottles and im golden; i just love the flavor idk why.

I really like a local lager (Brooklyn Lager), it's not your typical Lager, and has the best mix of hops and other stuff.

could use a beer and a nice blunt or bong rip right now... doing college spanish homework got an oral presentation and i cant speak this language smdh..

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I really like a local lager (Brooklyn Lager), it's not your typical Lager, and has the best mix of hops and other stuff.
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I would love to try that, I'm usually a big fan of micro brews. The best beers I have are.the ones I can't remember the names of
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This is how it looks like. I was at a party at their brewery like 8 months ago. They had a bunch of bartenders with drinks they invented them selves. Lets just say they all sucked, but then I went to where they had the beer. After having a few small cups, the guy behind the counter started giving me the big cups. lol. Nothing beats drinking in a place like a brewery being under 21 and getting piss drunk all because I was taking photos for a newspaper. lol. I also like Guinness and Sam Adams Octoberfest.
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jaszek said:
This is how it looks like. I was at a party at their brewery like 8 months ago. They had a bunch of bartenders with drinks they invented them selves. Lets just say they all sucked, but then I went to where they had the beer. After having a few small cups, the guy behind the counter started giving me the big cups. lol. Nothing beats drinking in a place like a brewery being under 21 and getting piss drunk all because I was taking photos for a newspaper. lol. I also like Guinness and Sam Adams Octoberfest.
never tried a guiness but i want to...my favorites are stella artois, pilsner urquell, carlsburg, grainbelt nordeast, and pacifico...all great stuff to me...i need to find me one of them brewery parties ha
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I like stella, I tried Carlsberg, but not really my type, didn't hear any of the other ones. What country are you located? Usually breweries have tours, where at the end you get to drink the nectar of the gods for free. lol

Still got a 1 1/2 years to go before I can legally drink beer. Am I really missing a lot from not drinking one?

jaszek said:
I like stella, I tried Carlsberg, but not really my type, didn't hear any of the other ones. What country are you located? Usually breweries have tours, where at the end you get to drink the nectar of the gods for free. lol
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im from around the Minneapolis area so we got the grain belt brewery here...i should defiantly check it out...and to the other poster....yes you are missing out on alot a good beer is more about getting the taste rather than the buzz...a good buzz is always nice tho ha

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Still got a 1 1/2 years to go before I can legally drink beer. Am I really missing a lot from not drinking one?
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So in other words you are young(er than me). WHen you are of your age, you drink to get drunk. I know because I did that. Now, I actually enjoy the rich flavour of beer...but happen to get drunk while tasting it. lol

Cheers!!
I wanna do the same, chill with Heineken!!
Cheers!! \m/

5 years to go.....
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I want some Gambrinus.

So good
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I still remember the best beer I've ever tasted... Believe it or not it was a local beer in central Africa
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My fridge right now. Racer 5 is headache in a bottle
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Mmmmm y'all made me have the most intense craving for a Delerium Tremes or Rogue Dead Guy right now. Thanks, still got 4 hours of work to go
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*passes out*
moonshine for everyone

Collectors: What do you collect: Share your collectibles or collections

Everyone collects something, I have had the collection bug since I was young. I would like to see what others here collect no matter how obscure. It can be as simple as your typical coin, stamp, baseball card collection. Share and tell us about your collectibles.
I have a lot of collections, but to start this thread; I collect old vinyl LP's and frame them to put up in my garage ( I really like any Surf themed album covers).
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I don't collect anything. My mother and father never collected anything.
Android>iOS... Android FTW!

Yeah I've begun a few collections but never bothered to follow anything through.....
I know a guy who collects locks though.
Edit - I do have a lovely limited edition. (1 of 5000) vinyl of the eponymous QOTSA album. If i can gather up all the desert sessions on the original man's ruins vinyls that be a collection to be proud of.
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Josepho1997 said:
I don't collect anything. My mother and father never collected anything.
Android>iOS... Android FTW!
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Thats impossible; I have no doubt that you have dust collecting around the house! Maybe even some junk.

I've started collecting ukuleles.
So far I have one.

xaccers said:
I've started collecting ukuleles.
So far I have one.
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The blushin' bride, she looks divine
The bridegroom he is doin' fine
I'd rather have his job than mine
When I'm cleanin' windows

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The blushin' bride, she looks divine
The bridegroom he is doin' fine
I'd rather have his job than mine
When I'm cleanin' windows
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If you cant beat them, join them: One handsome devil.

I'm a car collector. I've got 0 so far.

Phones...and birds....
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Beer cans. Worthless beer cans.
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I collect old/unique coins, pennies (currently have over $100 of just pennies in a jug lol), dollar bills that have sequential serial numbers, knives and Android collectable figurines.
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I collects records also.. all modern heavy metal and rock though..
I collect firearms
For some insane reason I collect video game strategy guides..
And I collect watches..
Im sure I have more crap than just that though..
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I collect thanks
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I collect thanks
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Not with that post you're not.

I collected all my beer bottle tops in college... when I graduated, I had a cooler with 4000 (yes I counted), and prob 500 more..... you have no idea how mad I was when my dad threw them away for more garage space... to this day... I still miss them....
Also, I collected my NASCAR Talladega tickets... I think I still have those and know where...

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I collected all my beer bottle tops in college... when I graduated, I had a cooler with 4000 (yes I counted), and prob 500 more..... you have no idea how mad I was when my dad threw them away for more garage space... to this day... I still miss them....
Also, I collected my NASCAR Talladega tickets... I think I still have those and know where...
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In a court ordered DUI program I attended, they asked us to estimate how much we drank in our lives, and since I'm very precise in my regimen, it was fairly easy. From 1994-2009, I estimated I had drank roughly 50,000 beers. How am I still alive?
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In a court ordered DUI program I attended, they asked us to estimate how much we drank in our lives, and since I'm very precise in my regimen, it was fairly easy. From 1994-2009, I estimated I had drank roughly 50,000 beers. How am I still alive?
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Good genes, strong liver... :good:
Same here... I've destroyed my body countless times yet I look 10yrs younger than I am... Acute Pancreatitus twice... NOW THAT SUCKS... Worst pain ever...

Too lazy to take pics, but I collect guitars(I own three electric guitars, one electric bass and one acoustic. Total value about 2K€). Also guitar picks. I try order them online to get unique picks, wouldn't it be boring if there were only two kinds of them?!
I used to collect old & foreign coins. I have couple boxes of them. Today,I just focus on collecting money that actually works...
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BNaughty said:
Good genes, strong liver... :good:
Same here... I've destroyed my body countless times yet I look 10yrs younger than I am... Acute Pancreatitus twice... NOW THAT SUCKS... Worst pain ever...
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Yeah man, I was poisoned with good genes. I hardly look 36, but not in a Ralph Macchio kind of way. I just really don't look my age. Clerks that see my ID constantly comment on it.
So I guess, keeping with the topic of the thread, I collect years. Years I apparently haven't lived yet.

How's your boss?

What's your thoughts about the person who manages your day at work, school or even at home?
Do they treat everyone with understanding or does this person resemble Godzilla.
Is the boss all business or trusting enough to let things run?
Can you find the boss when need be or stays hidden so you get the blame?
Are they a clock watcher-nitpicker or pays no attention to a few gimmes as long the work is done on time?
Is the boss easy to work for or does everybody just live with attitude for pay?
Would you ever want to be the boss?
Been on both sides myself not easy either way.

I like my boss because I am my boss
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Danial723 said:
I like my boss because I am my boss
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Bout the best option out there especially if your raking in the money

Danial723 said:
I like my boss because I am my boss
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My boss pretty terrible. She can not speak English, has poor management skills and has no idea what she's doing. She's not the prettiest woman but at least she got a nice bwooooooty
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My boss pretty terrible. She can not speak English, has poor management skills and has no idea what she's doing. She's not the prettiest woman but at least she got a nice bwooooooty
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She has a nice one of these?

Our boss is rather.. insane. xD
Hide all the snacks, because if you look away they're gone.
If he's bored, he'll come over to see if we have anything interesting to watch. (I have a 1TB portable drive full of films and TVshows.)
Or he suddenly starts doing pushups on the stairs out of boredom. xD
Or do a fashionshow catwalk thing in the hall (we're a bodybuilder clothing brand. He is not a bodybuilder.... xD)
Also, randomly hands someone keys and tells them to go buy 14 bigmacs. xD

My boss is pretty typical. Acts like he is your friend, but you can tell, if you **** up, he will fire you on the spot. He is a company man to the core. Work at a large grocery distribution center. If we were not union, who knows how much people he would of fired.

With 35 years of clock punching I've had most every type of boss.
The great bosses usually didn't last long they always got moved out for better jobs.
The bad ones always stuck around till the union filed so many grievances they ran away.
I was kicked into the boss chair back in 2002.
Wow...talk about overwhelming!
I had women in my office crying, people ratting each other out, fist fights, investigations into willful property damage (aircraft parts), union rep in my office everyday, quality investigations, daily IT reports about network misuses, stand-up briefings with our center maintenance chief (USAF LT General), no more overtime...scary!
I wasn't very good at handling most things except the briefings, always had my facts straight and never lied.
Lasted a little under five years then bailed with an early out incentive.
Funny how you get the "we're gonna miss you around here" after the daily eye blackening.
Stress almost killed me...still get chest pains when I think about

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Surely, you can do better than that.
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I enjoy reading these...... So i guess ill add in I'm only 17 so not much work experience but I lifeguard at an Olympic sized usually popular pool...I have two main bosses and one is some big lady and the other is a very nice man their both scary to me but I like the guy better becuae he's more friendly...also I referee for soccer so no boss there...and I'm doing a scholarship/volunteer program at john Muir hospital and that's very fun and interesting nice boss there....

the first boss (well erm, supervisor) i ever had was a 21 year old hot chick who i was with in my 1st job, she was pretty, hot, and pretty.... and also she never got mad even though i was always late (30mins to be exact) every single day, i was 18 back then and worked for StraightTalk Wireless as a tier 1 customer and sales support agent, boy those were the times, i sometimes slept through work since i go to college in the morning whilst working in the graveyard shift and had a maximum of 5 hours sleep per day, she just taps my shoulder and says "don't let the seniors see ya", i really wonder why she let's me off the hook so easy, maybe it was because i was the teams top agent,
after that i had an indian boss, pretty cool guy, and he's the "democratic guy" who kicks ya out of you do something so stupid but yet lets you choose the options,
now i have american boss the "strict and sleek type" he doesn't like slacking around and wants you to be busy (i just act like im busy), he's okay since he'll defend his team from the corporate arseholes,

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Surely, you can do better than that.
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He can't. I've seen his work, it's terrible.
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He can't. I've seen his work, it's terrible.
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Call him Shirly from now on. Shirley, he can't be serious.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Call him Shirly from now on. Shirley, he can't be serious.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-
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I see what you did there but he strikes me as more of a Belinda.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
I see what you did there but he strikes me as more of a Belinda.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Ooooooh, you might be right. He gets weak.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-

My boss owns the company. He basically said "here, run the place...I've got other things to do"
He's alright.
After hurricane Sandy, we had a dispatcher and a couple drivers that had no place to go. I told him about it and he gave them temporary housing in one of his buildings.

The last boss I dealt with was in a word "lost."
Before any decisions he had to call his boss.
He'd get the shakes and turn white if he had to jump on anyone.