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shoot the iphone4

Good riddance! lol

Blackman778g said:
Good riddance! lol
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Sad truth, they probably paid more for the phone than the gun!

I've heard that if you are close enough (about 10 cm from it) to the .50 cal bullet when it passes you, the displacement of the air alone is enough to either rip your arm off or cause severe skin tearing.
Any truth to this?

think mythbusters proved it wrong?

chikoo said:
think mythbusters proved it wrong?
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yeah good old Mythbusters

would you really wanna be that close to a .50 cal bullet? lol

Coooool!
So a Blender, .50 calibur bullet, and a left hand. Will stop the iphone.
Not so perfect now huh?
good day

How can he afford to do that?

HEY! We should use that to try and fix the Signal problem!?

Is this stuff even funny anymore ?
Or is it just another idiot thinking he is clever by by wasting a two week's pay by destroying an expensive piece of electronics on you tube ?

I am very disappointed.
Just a hole in the iphone. That is it?
Is the 50 cal bullet a joke or the Iphone built to not shatter in pieces?

chikoo said:
I am very disappointed.
Just a hole in the iphone. That is it?
Is the 50 cal bullet a joke or the Iphone built to not shatter in pieces?
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The marksman was a poor shot. I also think the frame around the phone is preventing the glass from shattering into a million pieces.

PoisonWolf said:
The marksman was a poor shot. I also think the frame around the phone is preventing the glass from shattering into a million pieces.
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A marksman would have hit it right. He just knew how to pull a trigger. And for never really holding an iphone but seeing the way it cracks seems that it is a tempered and laminated glass with a coating. Has there been anyone that butchered their thumb on a broken iphone screen?
good day.

Do you have OCD? (obsessive cleaning disorder)

I have it. Its kinda bad, and good at the same time. When I washed up in the morning, I must vacuum our it bothers me.
When I am in the car, if there is too many drinks/bottles, I have to throw them away.
When I am at my desk, everything has to be straight and minimal stuff on it. Maybe like a water bottle and a cable, but that's pushing it.
Even my desktop (computer) is clean all I have on my desktop is the recycle bin and whatever projects I am working on.
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I just did the hoovering and cleaned up a bit Haha

hell no.
My room is the messiest place in England.

JimJam707 said:
hell no.
My room is the messiest place in England.
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No mine is!

JimJam707 said:
hell no.
My room is the messiest place in England.
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flyboyovyick said:
No mine is!
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You two have obviously never been in the Queen's bedroom then hehe

MacaronyMax said:
You two have obviously never been in the Queen's bedroom then hehe
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I have no idea if that meant to sound dodgy, but it did

I have ocd, but I'm also lazy so it balances out

I do have it, but my wife and kids doesn't so that's the balance.

JimJam707 said:
I have no idea if that meant to sound dodgy, but it did
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Hehe Yeah it was

I guess the stereotypes about Mods are that they are lazy. ;D Just got done organizing some stuff.

I have a habit of polishing the glass screen on my hero with a microfibre cloth a lot... does that count? It does still look nice despite being almost a year old...

pulser_g2 said:
I have a habit of polishing the glass screen on my hero with a microfibre cloth a lot... does that count? It does still look nice despite being almost a year old...
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Same Here I dont even use a screen protector I just treat it well

I've always had a minimal OCD attitude, but ARMY Basic Training sure as hell fixed that.. due to everything having to be 10,000% organized...
Now, when it comes to home, I usually only go OCD on the rooms I access the most (except for my desk area)... Living Room, Kitchen, Office, and my Bedroom.
BUT :: When it comes to my phone(s)... I'm very OCD... possibly too much. I buy new screen protectors for each device atleast twice a month, I despise smudges, so I RARELY actually touch my screen with my fingers. And even when I'm holding my main phone, I always have a cleaning cloth between my palm and the phone. It's actually quite sad.

I am also OCD with my my phone too. Every time I see a smudge on it, I wipe it, right away. I also own about 10+ microfiber clothes for my computer, phone, and iPad.
Once I get done eating, I don't touch my phone, I must clean my hands before I even take it out my pocket.
Whenever my friends ask to see my phone, I ask if there hands are greasy/dirty. I rarely give it to them because of fear they might break it.
When I had my iPhone, I had 4 cases because none of them were good enough to protect.
I am also going to order a tough case from Case-Mate, since my barely there isn't protecting much.
I ordered some Realooks when I first got my phone, since I didn't want to scratch them phone.
That's my story of OCDness. yay

pulser_g2 said:
I have a habit of polishing the glass screen on my hero with a microfibre cloth a lot... does that count? It does still look nice despite being almost a year old...
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+1
Captainkrtek said:
Same Here I dont even use a screen protector I just treat it well
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+1
SamVib said:
I am also OCD with my my phone too. Every time I see a smudge on it, I wipe it, right away. I also own about 10+ microfiber clothes for my computer, phone, and iPad.
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+1 Pretty much exactly the same but i only have 2 microfibre clothes lol

There's no need for a screen protector on most of the new hTC's with glass screens (hero etc). So I just polish the fingerprints off with my m'fibre cloth
There was an awesome youtube video of a guy attacking his hero with a stanley knife... No damage even after attacking it with the knife, a bunch of keys, an some coins

Climbing 3 story roof punishable?

OK so my friend and I threw balls on the roof for laughs. We got caught and had to get them down. But with what, you might ask? Well the teachers made us climb up the 3 story roof and push the balls down. It was raining too, so that made it slippery. It was also tilted, and there was nothing to hold onto but the edge of the roof. What I'm asking is, is this legal? Could it be punishable by law or get to the local authorities? Because we could have stayed after school with a supplied ladder and get the balls down! This is not hypothetical. I won't do naything with the cops, but I'm just interested. Given the conditions, rain, tilted, and 3 stories high, what did we learn from this? Teamwork of two 14 year old guys pushing each other up a roof? My hands started to bleed when I was done pushing the balls down from holding onto the sharp edge of the roof. And I know I've said this, I just want to reinforce it. I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING! I AM MERELY INTERESTED! Thanks for the time xD

This is an easy one.
Don't do it again.
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LOL hahaha advice taken

invasion2 said:
OK so my friend and I threw balls on the roof for laughs. We got caught and had to get them down. But with what, you might ask? Well the teachers made us climb up the 3 story roof and push the balls down. It was raining too, so that made it slippery. It was also tilted, and there was nothing to hold onto but the edge of the roof. What I'm asking is, is this legal? Could it be punishable by law or get to the local authorities? Because we could have stayed after school with a supplied ladder and get the balls down! This is not hypothetical. I won't do naything with the cops, but I'm just interested. Given the conditions, rain, tilted, and 3 stories high, what did we learn from this? Teamwork of two 14 year old guys pushing each other up a roof? My hands started to bleed when I was done pushing the balls down from holding onto the sharp edge of the roof. And I know I've said this, I just want to reinforce it. I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING! I AM MERELY INTERESTED! Thanks for the time xD
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It will have hopefully taught you a valuable lesson about maturity... You throw something up on a roof... How do you expect it will get down? Someone will have to go onto it and fetch it...
If you fell, it was your own fault, and I guarantee you would have never dared throw something onto the roof again (after you got out of hospital)

definitely illegal haha, good lesson though!
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what kind of ball is it?
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All sorts...basketballs, kick balls, tennis balls, baseballs.

i smell a lawsuit?

LOL naw. Too young and it's meaningless ....I'm leaving that school in 2 and 1/2 months anyway.

invasion2 said:
LOL naw. Too young and it's meaningless ....I'm leaving that school in 2 and 1/2 months anyway.
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Ha I wish I got to do something that exciting in my school... Stupid cmts

Waddle said:
Ha I wish I got to do something that exciting in my school... Stupid cmts
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Lol...2nd time this week alone I've been sent to the principle's ...but the roof thing really pisses the living sh!t out of me...and the teachers just left us! Oh well, I just got dirty and a few cuts

Smoking vs Beer Belly - which is harder?

so which is more harder to achieve to quit smoking or reducing that Beer Belly
for me the beer belly was the one that's very very hard to achieve specially at my age of 48
....but i'm trying
last year 111mm now it 108mm

Let's be honest mate.....
Life's too short. Just drink and smoke as much as you possibly can. *
*Not good advice, follow at your own peril.
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..won't that make it even shorter lol

conantroutman said:
Let's be honest mate.....
Life's too short. Just drink and smoke as much as you possibly can. *
*Not good advice, follow at your own peril.
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I do copious amounts of both. Still skinny.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I do copious amounts of both. Still skinny.
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Well, same here now that you mention it.
I reckon my heart is probably something like a walnut in a ball of fat by now though....
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conantroutman said:
Well, same here now that you mention it.
I reckon my heart is probably something like a walnut in a ball of fat by now though....
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Oh, my liver has probably already eaten my pancreas by now.
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Smoking Makes you impotent, beer bellies make women avoid you !!
Neither is cool, yet i do both !

definetly the belly i guess
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negrobembon said:
definetly the belly i guess
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+1 on that
it just comes & goes & comes & comes & comes

The belly
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Mjones307 said:
The belly
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Belly - it's brutal. :crying:

belly for sure...cardio...then binge...cardio...then binge...that is my secret...my heart loves me...my liver is like wtf are you doing...yes i smoke too

i like trains

I tried to get myself interested in both but failed in the end

in my case its smoking

I don't have lung cancer or a beer belly. I need to step it up.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I don't have lung cancer or a beer belly. I need to step it up.
Sent from your mom.
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But then you'll lose your Handle. TheChubbyDrummer doesn't have the same ring.

sigh!
I have to get new pants! :silly:
tried to run, lost a few pounds but now i've gotten lazy & the pounds are back with a vengeance!

mengfei said:
so which is more harder to achieve to quit smoking or reducing that Beer Belly
for me the beer belly was the one that's very very hard to achieve specially at my age of 48
....but i'm trying
last year 111mm now it 108mm
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Not quite as aged at the age of 39, but i've got rid of both the habit and the belly in the previous few months.
I'd say it was harder to live with being hungry to start with as there's no food replacement products like there is with nicotine. On the upside, getting healthy meant getting back to the gym. Getting back to the gym meant burning calories at an ever increasing rate. Burning up those calories means i can eat as much as i want and i never put the weight back on!
I gave up alcohol entirely though. I'm not sure how well people here would take to that. (Somebody throw a bucket of water over CTM. He just passed out from shock thinking about it!)

DirkGently said:
Not quite as aged at the age of 39, but i've got rid of both the habit and the belly in the previous few months.
I'd say it was harder to live with being hungry to start with as there's no food replacement products like there is with nicotine. On the upside, getting healthy meant getting back to the gym. Getting back to the gym meant burning calories at an ever increasing rate. Burning up those calories means i can eat as much as i want and i never put the weight back on!
I gave up alcohol entirely though. I'm not sure how well people here would take to that. (Somebody throw a bucket of water over CTM. He just passed out from shock thinking about it!)
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My shares in a certain Belgian brewery have plummeted that's for sure....
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Farting at Work/School

Inquiring minds want to know.
I remember once in class, I farted so loudly and blamed it on the kid behind me. And the teacher actually loled!
EDIT: Poll's up. Vote away.

Pull my finger!
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This just became my favorite thread.
On a family vacation to Toronto, my family went to a local mall to eat dinner in the food court. My dad got up to go through his leftover scraps away. A minute or so after he came back, my mom made this disgusted face and said, "AUUGH, what is that awful smell?!?!" She then proceeded to check my little brother's diaper, and asked if me or my little sister had pooped our pants. My dad is turning blue in the face laughing through all of this, and my mother finally caught on. We all looked over to the trash can where he threw his food away. There were two teenage girls, bent over with green faces, trying not to puke, as the stench from my dad's fart was so bad. To this day, my dad is forbidden by the Toronto city authorities from entering.
I made my own mark (not in my pants) a few years later when I farted so bad on our way home that my dad fell out of the car. He wasn't hurt, as we had just pulled into our driveway, but the smell was pretty bad.
Just a couple of many awesome fart stories

Ph0enix_216 said:
This just became my favorite thread.
On a family vacation to Toronto, my family went to a local mall to eat dinner in the food court. My dad got up to go through his leftover scraps away. A minute or so after he came back, my mom made this disgusted face and said, "AUUGH, what is that awful smell?!?!" She then proceeded to check my little brother's diaper, and asked if me or my little sister had pooped our pants. My dad is turning blue in the face laughing through all of this, and my mother finally caught on. We all looked over to the trash can where he threw his food away. There were two teenage girls, bent over with green faces, trying not to puke, as the stench from my dad's fart was so bad. To this day, my dad is forbidden by the Toronto city authorities from entering.
I made my own mark (not in my pants) a few years later when I farted so bad on our way home that my dad fell out of the car. He wasn't hurt, as we had just pulled into our driveway, but the smell was pretty bad.
Just a couple of many awesome fart stories
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Cool story sorry gotta call BS that your dad got kicked out of someplace forever over farting.

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Cool story sorry gotta call BS that your dad got kicked out of someplace forever over farting.
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Yeah, that part is a bit exaggerated. It's fun to joke about though. Kinda surprised they didn't kick him out, it was that bad.

I'm a bamboo, I don't fart.

veeman said:
I'm a bamboo, I don't fart.
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How do you not fart? Wouldn't you explode?

Ph0enix_216 said:
How do you not fart? Wouldn't you explode?
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Well, I produce oxygen. Don't know if you consider that farting.

Tis a sweet flatulence of life when bamboo expels oxygen.
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veeman said:
Well, I produce oxygen. Don't know if you consider that farting.
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Depends on where it comes from. If it's out of your butt, yeah, it's a fart. If it comes out of your face, probably not (unless you are a professed butt head).
And isn't a fart methane?

I work in a hospital. I fart and blame it on the patients.

Ph0enix_216 said:
Depends on where it comes from. If it's out of your butt, yeah, it's a fart. If it comes out of your face, probably not (unless you are a professed butt head).
And isn't a fart methane?
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Um, as his avatar demonstrates, he is a stalk of bamboo, hence he produces oxygen. You, as part of the animal philia, you expel mostly CO2
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I work at a restaurant. So I crop dust the sections of servers I don't like.

Just wanna pop in here say that Crop Dusting is an art form. I also crop dust the corridors in between switching classes.

Farting in the car is the best. If you have passengers, lock the windows and turn on the heater.

Ph0enix_216 said:
Farting in the car is the best. If you have passengers, lock the windows and turn on the heater.
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I've made my son exit the vehicle and walk home for repeated intentional car farting.
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I was in line at walgreens and had to fart so I dropped my wallet and had to bend over to get it and as soonb as i did BOOOOM there it went one loud ass WET fart .Dripping down my leg with shorts on and it stunk like dog poop. About 5 people walked ouit of line to the next and I dropped my stuff in the nearest shelf and got the heck out of there and drove home and changed my shorts...

lazy_prodigy said:
I work in a hospital. I fart and blame it on the patients.
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Lol disgusting.
But if something, it has got to be an quiet agent.
Usually those smell the worst too.

WHY do we need this thread?
The OP should be banned!
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