so which is more harder to achieve to quit smoking or reducing that Beer Belly
for me the beer belly was the one that's very very hard to achieve specially at my age of 48
....but i'm trying
last year 111mm now it 108mm
Let's be honest mate.....
Life's too short. Just drink and smoke as much as you possibly can. *
*Not good advice, follow at your own peril.
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..won't that make it even shorter lol
conantroutman said:
Let's be honest mate.....
Life's too short. Just drink and smoke as much as you possibly can. *
*Not good advice, follow at your own peril.
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I do copious amounts of both. Still skinny.
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I do copious amounts of both. Still skinny.
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Well, same here now that you mention it.
I reckon my heart is probably something like a walnut in a ball of fat by now though....
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Well, same here now that you mention it.
I reckon my heart is probably something like a walnut in a ball of fat by now though....
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Oh, my liver has probably already eaten my pancreas by now.
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Smoking Makes you impotent, beer bellies make women avoid you !!
Neither is cool, yet i do both !
definetly the belly i guess
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definetly the belly i guess
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+1 on that
it just comes & goes & comes & comes & comes
The belly
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The belly
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Belly - it's brutal. :crying:
belly for sure...cardio...then binge...cardio...then binge...that is my secret...my heart loves me...my liver is like wtf are you doing...yes i smoke too
i like trains
I tried to get myself interested in both but failed in the end
in my case its smoking
I don't have lung cancer or a beer belly. I need to step it up.
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I don't have lung cancer or a beer belly. I need to step it up.
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But then you'll lose your Handle. TheChubbyDrummer doesn't have the same ring.
sigh!
I have to get new pants! :silly:
tried to run, lost a few pounds but now i've gotten lazy & the pounds are back with a vengeance!
mengfei said:
so which is more harder to achieve to quit smoking or reducing that Beer Belly
for me the beer belly was the one that's very very hard to achieve specially at my age of 48
....but i'm trying
last year 111mm now it 108mm
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Not quite as aged at the age of 39, but i've got rid of both the habit and the belly in the previous few months.
I'd say it was harder to live with being hungry to start with as there's no food replacement products like there is with nicotine. On the upside, getting healthy meant getting back to the gym. Getting back to the gym meant burning calories at an ever increasing rate. Burning up those calories means i can eat as much as i want and i never put the weight back on!
I gave up alcohol entirely though. I'm not sure how well people here would take to that. (Somebody throw a bucket of water over CTM. He just passed out from shock thinking about it!)
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Not quite as aged at the age of 39, but i've got rid of both the habit and the belly in the previous few months.
I'd say it was harder to live with being hungry to start with as there's no food replacement products like there is with nicotine. On the upside, getting healthy meant getting back to the gym. Getting back to the gym meant burning calories at an ever increasing rate. Burning up those calories means i can eat as much as i want and i never put the weight back on!
I gave up alcohol entirely though. I'm not sure how well people here would take to that. (Somebody throw a bucket of water over CTM. He just passed out from shock thinking about it!)
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My shares in a certain Belgian brewery have plummeted that's for sure....
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What do you do to save water?
The next world war will definitely be fought over water resources.
Please be sincere and post sensible replies. Don't get your OT mindset here.
Also do not spam this thread.
Treat it as an important environmental topic.
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Pee in the shower so I don't gave to flush JK
Nothing...
Lol
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Stop people drinking it
Including yourself
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get a few barrels , dig a hole and put em underground , then cover the place with a flowerbed or such
also ask a pro chemist or pharmacist on how can u treat it so it doesnt get all green and smelly
A little bleach can make stagnant water drinkable
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Completely agree!
Glad you opened this thread and hope members can take it seriously, not all in the world is joke...
I do the following actions to save water:
- My house is equipped with rain collecting system so I use very small amount from the general water supply
- I close the shower during I put soap on me
- I wash my car with buckets or high pressure pumps
- My toilet is water saving approved
- Pee in the shower for real
Also choosed the place to where I live based on the water resources, we have a lot of humidity almost all year!
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What do you do to save water?
The next world war will definitely be fought over water resources.
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Completely agree!
Glad you opened this thread and hope members can take it seriously, not all in the world is joke...
I do the following actions to save water:
- My house is equipped with rain collecting system so I use very small amount from the general water supply
- I close the shower during I put soap on me
- I wash my car with buckets or high pressure pumps
- My toilet is water saving approved
- Pee in the shower for real
Also choosed the place to where I live based on the water resources, we have a lot of humidity almost all year!
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Good to see serious fellows replying
Nd great methods to preserve and prevent wastage of precious water
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That is the prob in OT members are only fighting and competing and only junk non serious posts (including me as well)
But glad you put this IMPORTANT topic on here
Yeah
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To save water we should replace it with Brawndo, because that's what plants crave.
It's not that water is becoming really scarce... it's just that DRINKABLE water is becoming scarce because of pollution and geographical drought. My great-great-grandparents already got me covered; I live in a country where we cuss the sky 'til it rains and cuss it 'til it stops.
I do my part for my good friends in Singapore by pissing southwards.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEWater
Yeh Singapore's water supply is quite good, my brother just graduated from nanyang this year. Well I heard most if your potble water imported from Malaysia.
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Awesome sewage water treatment!
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Awesome sewage water treatment!
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Well, the joke is that Malaysian water tastes so bad that Singaporeans rather drink their own piss.
Being someone with refined tastebuds, I beg to differ. But still funny nonetheless
Lol
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To save water we should replace it with Brawndo, because that's what plants crave.
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Itz teh electrolights
(Incorrect spelling intentional) - great movie
Yah... I should do more to conserve... but water is so easy to waste... I bet the following is stolen by kohler:
Coin operated (or eft linked) water system with display to show RT use (and cost) - more accountability usually results in greater conservation...
water is kinda like poker chips or the card system at a casino... I bet it would be much more difficult to gamble away 10k worth of pennies (in one shot) as opposed to a few (or one) poker chip that held the same value...
I suppose most developed countries have come to a low point where water is devalued and taken for granted (potable water, that is)
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Well, the joke is that Malaysian water tastes so bad that Singaporeans rather drink their own piss.
Being someone with refined tastebuds, I beg to differ. But still funny nonetheless
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In hindsight, what I said could be taken both ways...
My wife and I shower together, that's about or biggest effort to conserve water...
Just got one today. Given to me by coworker. He is 4 months old and very social.
Wondering if anybody has one and do you have any tips on care.
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boborone said:
Just got one today. Given to me by coworker. He is 4 months old and very social.
Wondering if anybody has one and do you have any tips on care.
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Check dr fosters & smith.com (online just google it cuz i forget the exact address) they have a small animal section. Also get them the correct type of bedding for the cage... Some small animals can be sensitive to certain oils in certain bedding,(like cedar).
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I'll check em out, thanks. With bedding, don't think I have to worry too much, they sleep in pouches.
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I'll check em out, thanks. With bedding, don't think I have to worry too much, they sleep in pouches.
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True. but don't they still need something to line the cage with? "Bedding" was the only thing I could think to call it. Birds sleep on perches but still need "bedding" (or something to line their cages with) Paper is no good for small animals because of the ink... They still need some type of material to absorb droppings and to just scratch around in....
Oh yeah, ok. He has a tray like a bird cage under grating that droppings and urine fall through. My coworker had a pillow case over half of the bottom cause she put a small plate with food on it at night. In the cage she gave me, he has two other food dishes and a water bottle. There is the house (pouch), a couple bird dowels for climbing and that's it. Found a couple cages on amazon that I want to get, but they are pretty expensive. I'm gonna look around on craigslist to find something for cheaper. What he is in now is kinda small.
Just searched em on goo ogle that looks awesome !
From what I remember they should be kept at least in pairs lest they suffer depression, and they can be prone to calcium deficiency.
He's still a little rattled by today
Got him out in the bathroom. Pissed on my back.
Adorable :x
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Got him out in the bathroom. Pissed on my back.
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Tapatalk!
Why you no show picture?
sakai4eva said:
Tapatalk!
Why you no show picture?
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Black scrub top doesn't show liquid. Nothing for camera to pick up.
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Black scrub top doesn't show liquid. Nothing for camera to pick up.
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Damn... I need a pet.
Cursed no pets policy... I'ma gonna need to move out soon
sakai4eva said:
Damn... I need a pet.
Cursed no pets policy... I'ma gonna need to move out soon
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Pets are great, I have two. Cat and now a sugar glider. My wife has three. Two dogs and a cat. I don't claim hers. They are bad, mine are good and relieve stress. Hers are the cause of it.
Lol. Make sure she doesn't read XDA.
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Pets are great, I have two. Cat and now a sugar glider. My wife has three. Two dogs and a cat. I don't claim hers. They are bad, mine are good and relieve stress. Hers are the cause of it.
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Haha thats the same way I feel about my girlfriend's dog. makes me SOOOO mad
Moar pics.....
I want one.
Youre looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD
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Chicharito is the cutest little thing!
(next to my pipsqueak and finchy poo, of course )
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Chicharito is the cutest little thing!
(next to my pipsqueak and finchy poo, of course )
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What do have? Are those their names?
OK so my friend and I threw balls on the roof for laughs. We got caught and had to get them down. But with what, you might ask? Well the teachers made us climb up the 3 story roof and push the balls down. It was raining too, so that made it slippery. It was also tilted, and there was nothing to hold onto but the edge of the roof. What I'm asking is, is this legal? Could it be punishable by law or get to the local authorities? Because we could have stayed after school with a supplied ladder and get the balls down! This is not hypothetical. I won't do naything with the cops, but I'm just interested. Given the conditions, rain, tilted, and 3 stories high, what did we learn from this? Teamwork of two 14 year old guys pushing each other up a roof? My hands started to bleed when I was done pushing the balls down from holding onto the sharp edge of the roof. And I know I've said this, I just want to reinforce it. I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING! I AM MERELY INTERESTED! Thanks for the time xD
This is an easy one.
Don't do it again.
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LOL hahaha advice taken
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OK so my friend and I threw balls on the roof for laughs. We got caught and had to get them down. But with what, you might ask? Well the teachers made us climb up the 3 story roof and push the balls down. It was raining too, so that made it slippery. It was also tilted, and there was nothing to hold onto but the edge of the roof. What I'm asking is, is this legal? Could it be punishable by law or get to the local authorities? Because we could have stayed after school with a supplied ladder and get the balls down! This is not hypothetical. I won't do naything with the cops, but I'm just interested. Given the conditions, rain, tilted, and 3 stories high, what did we learn from this? Teamwork of two 14 year old guys pushing each other up a roof? My hands started to bleed when I was done pushing the balls down from holding onto the sharp edge of the roof. And I know I've said this, I just want to reinforce it. I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING! I AM MERELY INTERESTED! Thanks for the time xD
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It will have hopefully taught you a valuable lesson about maturity... You throw something up on a roof... How do you expect it will get down? Someone will have to go onto it and fetch it...
If you fell, it was your own fault, and I guarantee you would have never dared throw something onto the roof again (after you got out of hospital)
definitely illegal haha, good lesson though!
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what kind of ball is it?
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All sorts...basketballs, kick balls, tennis balls, baseballs.
i smell a lawsuit?
LOL naw. Too young and it's meaningless ....I'm leaving that school in 2 and 1/2 months anyway.
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LOL naw. Too young and it's meaningless ....I'm leaving that school in 2 and 1/2 months anyway.
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Ha I wish I got to do something that exciting in my school... Stupid cmts
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Ha I wish I got to do something that exciting in my school... Stupid cmts
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Lol...2nd time this week alone I've been sent to the principle's ...but the roof thing really pisses the living sh!t out of me...and the teachers just left us! Oh well, I just got dirty and a few cuts
Inquiring minds want to know.
I remember once in class, I farted so loudly and blamed it on the kid behind me. And the teacher actually loled!
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Pull my finger!
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This just became my favorite thread.
On a family vacation to Toronto, my family went to a local mall to eat dinner in the food court. My dad got up to go through his leftover scraps away. A minute or so after he came back, my mom made this disgusted face and said, "AUUGH, what is that awful smell?!?!" She then proceeded to check my little brother's diaper, and asked if me or my little sister had pooped our pants. My dad is turning blue in the face laughing through all of this, and my mother finally caught on. We all looked over to the trash can where he threw his food away. There were two teenage girls, bent over with green faces, trying not to puke, as the stench from my dad's fart was so bad. To this day, my dad is forbidden by the Toronto city authorities from entering.
I made my own mark (not in my pants) a few years later when I farted so bad on our way home that my dad fell out of the car. He wasn't hurt, as we had just pulled into our driveway, but the smell was pretty bad.
Just a couple of many awesome fart stories
Ph0enix_216 said:
This just became my favorite thread.
On a family vacation to Toronto, my family went to a local mall to eat dinner in the food court. My dad got up to go through his leftover scraps away. A minute or so after he came back, my mom made this disgusted face and said, "AUUGH, what is that awful smell?!?!" She then proceeded to check my little brother's diaper, and asked if me or my little sister had pooped our pants. My dad is turning blue in the face laughing through all of this, and my mother finally caught on. We all looked over to the trash can where he threw his food away. There were two teenage girls, bent over with green faces, trying not to puke, as the stench from my dad's fart was so bad. To this day, my dad is forbidden by the Toronto city authorities from entering.
I made my own mark (not in my pants) a few years later when I farted so bad on our way home that my dad fell out of the car. He wasn't hurt, as we had just pulled into our driveway, but the smell was pretty bad.
Just a couple of many awesome fart stories
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Cool story sorry gotta call BS that your dad got kicked out of someplace forever over farting.
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Cool story sorry gotta call BS that your dad got kicked out of someplace forever over farting.
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Yeah, that part is a bit exaggerated. It's fun to joke about though. Kinda surprised they didn't kick him out, it was that bad.
I'm a bamboo, I don't fart.
veeman said:
I'm a bamboo, I don't fart.
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How do you not fart? Wouldn't you explode?
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How do you not fart? Wouldn't you explode?
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Well, I produce oxygen. Don't know if you consider that farting.
Tis a sweet flatulence of life when bamboo expels oxygen.
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Well, I produce oxygen. Don't know if you consider that farting.
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Depends on where it comes from. If it's out of your butt, yeah, it's a fart. If it comes out of your face, probably not (unless you are a professed butt head).
And isn't a fart methane?
I work in a hospital. I fart and blame it on the patients.
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Depends on where it comes from. If it's out of your butt, yeah, it's a fart. If it comes out of your face, probably not (unless you are a professed butt head).
And isn't a fart methane?
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Um, as his avatar demonstrates, he is a stalk of bamboo, hence he produces oxygen. You, as part of the animal philia, you expel mostly CO2
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I work at a restaurant. So I crop dust the sections of servers I don't like.
Just wanna pop in here say that Crop Dusting is an art form. I also crop dust the corridors in between switching classes.
Farting in the car is the best. If you have passengers, lock the windows and turn on the heater.
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Farting in the car is the best. If you have passengers, lock the windows and turn on the heater.
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I've made my son exit the vehicle and walk home for repeated intentional car farting.
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I was in line at walgreens and had to fart so I dropped my wallet and had to bend over to get it and as soonb as i did BOOOOM there it went one loud ass WET fart .Dripping down my leg with shorts on and it stunk like dog poop. About 5 people walked ouit of line to the next and I dropped my stuff in the nearest shelf and got the heck out of there and drove home and changed my shorts...
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I work in a hospital. I fart and blame it on the patients.
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Where's that thanks button?
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Lol disgusting.
But if something, it has got to be an quiet agent.
Usually those smell the worst too.
WHY do we need this thread?
The OP should be banned!
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Just caught a TV commercial with Samsung announcing its Next Big Thing (really, they really said that in their commercial). It's a washing machine that can also be used as a sink! Why would anyone want to use their washing machine as a sink? Will there be an app for custom water? Will it be able to be rooted? Will it run Android or Tizen? Too funny Samsung. Maybe next they can make a matching dryer. Perhaps you'll be able to use it to also dry your hair. SMH
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I think they misunderstood "logic".
Actually I really like Samsung appliances, and MUCH more than their phones (which I don't really like anymore)...
Someone has clearly never done his own laundry...
The sink is there to manually wash out stubborn stains without having to run to the kitchen or bathroom all the time. The sink has a wall texture like an old-fashioned washing board for scrubbing.
Not to mention, some fabrics and clothes can't be done in a washingmachine without ruining them or the print. It's so much more convenient when you don't have to walk down three floors just to do one t-shirt, and then back up three floors again to hang it to dry with the rest. And no, not everyone can build a sink wherever they like. Some people rent.
The idea behind the washer-sink is convenience. It's not stupid, it's brilliant.
If they do make a dryer to go with it, one with a flip up clothing rack for the items that can't go in the dryer for obvious reason would be incredibly helpful.
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Someone has clearly never done his own laundry...
The sink is there to manually wash out stubborn stains without having to run to the kitchen or bathroom all the time. The sink has a wall texture like an old-fashioned washing board for scrubbing.
Not to mention, some fabrics and clothes can't be done in a washingmachine without ruining them or the print. It's so much more convenient when you don't have to walk down three floors just to do one t-shirt, and then back up three floors again to hang it to dry with the rest. And no, not everyone can build a sink wherever they like. Some people rent.
The idea behind the washer-sink is convenience. It's not stupid, it's brilliant.
If they do make a dryer to go with it, one with a flip up clothing rack for the items that can't go in the dryer for obvious reason would be incredibly helpful.
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You're absolutely correct ShadowLea, not even once. Isn't that one of the reasons we get married? So we don't have to cook, clean and do laundry? Lol
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KB2VYZ said:
You're absolutely correct ShadowLea, not even once. Isn't that one of the reasons we get married? So we don't have to cook, clean and do laundry? Lol
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Comedy at its finest...
I wouldn't quit my day job
orangekid said:
Comedy at its finest...
I wouldn't quit my day job
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Lol, don't worry orangekid, I won't. And not to worry, my wife and I both do the cooking, cleaning and laundry. Which is why I've remained HAPPILY MARRIED for the last 30 years.
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KB2VYZ said:
Lol, don't worry orangekid, I won't. And not to worry, my wife and I both do the cooking, cleaning and laundry. Which is why I've remained HAPPILY MARRIED for the last 30 years.
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Wow 30 years, that's pretty amazing! and happily at that, that's quite a feat my man!
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Wow 30 years, that's pretty amazing! and happily at that, that's quite a feat my man!
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Thank you orangekid. I truly met my soul mate and wouldn't trade her for any woman in the world. In all of our years together, we've had just one argument.
I was just reading an article recently about how short marriages are these days, and I forget whether it's 10 or 15 years, which isn't bad, but still sad that people that claimed to love one another would rather divorce than try to work things out.
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