Alright, this started from that other thread, but here, I'm gonna appeal to the wisdom of the crowd, and we're gonna start pooling our wisdom together.
If it exists.
I'm gonna start:
Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
Friends don't let friends have friends
Amidoingitright?
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Friends don't let friends have friends that's not friends with the friends of the friends?
Friends don't let friends go as far as to decided to even look more like.
Friends don't let friends open threads like this.
Friends don't read the above post ^
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Friends please dont let friends do drugs.
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Friends please dont let friends do drugs alone
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Fixed that for yah.
Friends don't let friends get iCraps, blackberries *cough*AlanRocks*cough* or other inferior type OS based phones....
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friends don't let friends scoring friends's gfs
Friends don't let friends ride unicycles
Friends don't let friends open a new thread when they could have just hijacked the other one.... (only in OT though, we have rules you know )
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Friends don't let friends drunk text their bootie call from 5 yrs ago if they know that booty put on 20lbs
I obviously have no friends
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Friends don't let friends drunk text their bootie call from 5 yrs ago if they know that booty put on 20lbs
I obviously have no friends
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Friends with no friends is like cake.
IT IS A LAY!
Friends don't let friends not know about epic threads.
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There is this girl I like.
I dated her for a week but she dumped me saying she didn't have those feeling for me.
I've only known her for about 7 months.
How can I get her to like me?
Please!
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Girls are very fickle but they love to see sacrifice and feel special. Do something for her that you wouldn't do for some other girl. And if it doesn't work, well you can't always get someone to change how they feel. Good luck to you.
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Tell her your name is galaxys
galaxys said:
Tell her your name is galaxys
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She said, "What"
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Alanrocks15 said:
There is this girl I like.
I dated her for a week but she dumped me saying she didn't have those feeling for me.
I've only known her for about 7 months.
How can I get her to like me?
Please!
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This problem very entanglements.And as you encounter yesterday！
Tell her about the "banana" she will love u for life
Alanrocks15 said:
She said, "What"
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Act like you don't want her and she'll come running
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no solution..
in accordance to my experience,no one can get a good affection by this way.
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Dude, just tell her how you really feel. If she rejects you deal with it, if she doesn't congrats. At least you will feel good and have yyour thoughts expressed.
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Man tell her once , if she says yes then its really great news for you or else don't waste your time behind one girl , there are probably good and sexiest girls out there Girls are like Chewgum , It loses its sweetness and you want to spit it out after a while.
p.s. I don't believe in love
Holy ****. Did I really type that drunk? One mistake, my record.
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tell her your dad owns a ferrari..she will come after you in a heartbeat
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
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....sexual innuendo
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protip: dont act like you need her, make her want you by acting like you dont care about her, girls like a challenge. Trust me bro
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Dude, just tell her how you really feel. If she rejects you deal with it, if she doesn't congrats. At least you will feel good and have yyour thoughts expressed.
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Man tell her once , if she says yes then its really great news for you or else don't waste your time behind one girl , there are probably good and sexiest girls out there Girls are like Chewgum , It loses its sweetness and you want to spit it out after a while.
p.s. I don't believe in love
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what ever u do , dont do these , opening your deepest feelings and spilling your heart to a woman is the equivalent of surrendering and turning belly upwards like a dog , when it meets a larger dog . girls dont like that ... captin kriek is on point on this one , act like a harda** and either she will want ya , or shes made up your mind already ... just make sure u make good use of the experience from this one , if u dont do the same mistake , and ur already a winner in this one
I would suggest moving on for now. Keep in general contact with her, but not so closely. And then after a few months, see how you feel and try again if you have the same feelings.
My best piece of advice, don't listen to us haha
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If she said, she hasnt feelings for you, shes has not... You have to accept this as a fact
Hello friends I have been here on xda reading and posting for a while. I feel that the people here are very helpful and kind. I feel we could help.each other with any thing. Cell phones. Girlfriends. Money. Advice. Anything is possible thanks to all of us. I made a utube video with my girlfriend last nite. And right before we got it on I was taping it with my waterproof defy. She made a comment that she didn't want me to take it cause it would end up on the internet. So I made a joke about not putting her face on it. It went over very well we had a good moment it was fun. So today I placed it on utube so she could she it on her phone. I also told her I was gonna get big hits because I was gonna send it to all my friends. And she laughed @ me a lil bit more then alot. So I sent it to every1 I knew. Apparently I only know 39 people including myself. So now jokes on me. Im hoping xda friends and reader can get me some more views to shut her up. If not take a look @ a pretty lady @ least. Please be nice and leave a funny comment or least thumb it up. Thanks for reading and looking. And thanks xda for making my phone better then non xda users or iphone bums. And remember least mine can go swimming. The link finally http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASvnwJZmLEo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Ps. I suck @ the "ban some1 above u" topic. I quoted nothing. Booo
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Is she getting undressed?
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Yes! " can't believe im doing this again " lol please says its kinda funny in here. Im dying for hits I need to shut her up. N Mayb get a 3 rd vid. :0)
10 hits in about 30 mins. Not bad guys thanks.
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I c wut u did thar
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??? The joke? That was my favorite part. :9)
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That's not my favorite part of your body anyways....haha
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this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn
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this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn
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I think the word you're looking for is funny
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twitch153 said:
I think the word you're looking for is funny
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nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here
^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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you don't need your friends to hit the like button or to give a silly comment for a silly video , you need your MAN stuff to shut your gf mouth ... show her the DUDE stuff or just do her the GOLDEN Rule ( Helicopter Dance ) works sometimes
I showed it to her. Just how she likes it. That's y the vid was cut short :0) sincerely sorry bout that.
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nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here
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I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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So what left for me huh!
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I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Lady
You are a selfish lady
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Lady
You are a selfish lady
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I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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He gets no approval, he may use the ban mallet though...
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Hello,
I am writing to reach out to this wounderful community. Today my 2 year old was diagnosed with leukemia and an unknown viral disease. As you all know this is never good news but it is even harder for us as it was right in the middle of a major move for us from Ohio to Georgia. Unfortunetly I have to proceed with the move and will be about 700 miles from my wife and daughter as they will be staying in Ohio for treatment at Akron Childrens Hospital. I will be flying from Georgia to Ohio as often as I can.
It breaks my heart to see my daughter going threw this. It is especially hard for me because I am a paramedic and I can't fix this.
Please keep my wife and daughter in ur prayers.
Simcerely,
James E Studer NREMT-P, EMSI
UPDATE:
Today she gets her med port. We did get some good news. She has the most common type. It will be a long road of treatment but we should have a great outcome. Thank you all for the prays.
UPDATE 6-26-2012:
Yesterday my daughter was discharged from the hospital. Today we will be reunited as a family in our new home in Georgia. We have a long road ahead of us. She has 2 years worth of chemo to do.
Donations: Since peoe have asked there is a page on facebook for my daughter Zoe Paige Studer. Easiest way is prolly paypal. Will try to lost links after work to Zoe's FB page my FB and my Wifes FB.
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I am sadden to read about your daughter's illness. I am a nurse and used to work at a children hospital in ca and it breaks my heart to see kids sick. My prayers to you and family.
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I hope she gets well soon. I saddens me to see young children ill like this
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I'm sorry to hear about this. God tests us in health wealth and children.
She's in my prayers sir
Shes in my prayer tonight. I'm sorry to hear about this. Its hard. But stay strong.
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I pray Yeshua strengthen you and your family and heals your daughter of her illness. I'm a father myself and it breaks my heart to see your family go thru something like this.
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Very sorry to hear this... I'll pray for her everyday. Hopefully she will get better inshaAllah ( Arabic for with the help of god or if god wills )
And make it easy for you and your wife. Stay strong...
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Bump for more prayers
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May she have a speedy recovery and hope she gets better
I will put this in my signature so more members can also give their prayers, will do when I'm on the PC
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In my prayer from me.
Get better soon.
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Maybe.. something I found a while back .
http://patients4medicalmarijuana.wo...es-cancer-us-government-has-known-since-1974/
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Sorry to hear James about your situation and you will be in my prayers. We have made a ton of advances in technology and medical breakthroughs and here's hoping for the best for your beautiful daughter. Im glad we live in a time when we have Skype and are able to connect with people around the world or in your case across the US so you can check in on her and your wife with more than just a phone call.
My thoughts and prayers go out to your family. Sincerely hope everything turns out perfectly fine
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Stay strong sir and godspeed.
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my nephew and neice died in similar circumstance, they were both under 1. man all i can tell you is to be strong
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I wish you and your family all the best. Stay strong and positive!! This is the most important.
My thoughts and prayers go out to your family......i am sure she will get well soon
i'm sorry to hear that.. GWS
As the title says, well.... for more fun on OT thread share your funny names here you are called.
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*Embarrassed*
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Me: my friends called me technogeek
Seriously, man, even those Year 9 graders looked amazed even when I'm ONLY modding updater-script and unpacking boot.img at library.My friends says I'm the [email protected]$$ in ICT.*WHAT?* No big deal. And why the fark is Omega Statusbar saying I've enabled HSPA while wifi is working? *bad app*
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I'm called Gadget
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they call my dad dadong
i just go by my 1st name
huggs is my funny name
lotsa people used to call me it because my first name is jason
there were always like 3 or 4 jasons in every class in school
my last name is hugg
so people just started calling me huggs
i still get people come up and say whatup huggs all the time
even though i'm pretty well-known now and i am jason no matter how many jasons are around
now every other jason gets some nickname because the hood knows me as jason or j or white j
Jesus.
Cause of my hair.
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Jesus.
Cause of my hair.
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^THIS^
I probably get told "You look like Jesus." twice a week. I usually respond with "Have faith in me and I will lead you." but sometimes when I am not in a mood for it I will say "Please don't compare the way I look to a dead artist's rendition of what he imagined a hypothetical construct to look like." (That'll get some looks.)
I get called "hippy" allot too because of my hair.
Most people just call me Steven, sometimes people that dont know me well call me Steve, and a few of my good friends sometimes call me Steve-o even though probably because they know I dislike it. When I am up north I get called "Bama" or "Dirty".
KidCarter if I'm on stage.
Carter by my mates.
Jimjam by my closest friends.
Nothing too interesting, but you asked so I answered
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Mostly just variations of my name (Zak). So things like Big Zak, Possibly Zak, Zak Attack (and just about anything else that rhymed).
Although some of my friends call me Ice Man as a joke from something that happened a long time ago.
I am called Earthling by my Martian friends.
This thread survived the night. lots of my threads are locked at OT coz they duplicate. *phew*
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People call me Mr Right. Somebody said you were looking for me?
Knarf
Just my name reversed.
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Funny Asian names
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Shane, nobody is called Shane at my school. And everyone knows me as Shane because of my scholarship, how? Well because my name and face is on like every wall :banghead:
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Usually negro or mister big or pichero
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believe it or not they call me stiil xD
They call me bubbles and snowflake. Cant get more manly than that.
Skinny is the only nickname I've ever had. Had it since I was 6 years old.
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Hello XDA members,mods,and noobs who need to go to their mom and tell them that they are sorry for having her telling you youre special and you're not because your a looooosser.
This is a thread were you post all your favorite,amazing,awesome,naughty(clean),bad, worst, horrible, memories about high school and/or middle school.
Im in middle school (junior high)
So ill start with one in middle school this year....I got a front row seat next to the teachers desk because I was flirting with girls on the first day of school (august 21,2012)
I hope some people will share :thumbup:
I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Kelton Rivas said:
I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Hahaha that sucks having them kick u out
So youre going to college to be a doctor?
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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No, I want to be an Engineer. Ideally for electrical because it's one of the broadest degrees of engineering (I've been told the more broad the degree is the more useful it is). I volunteered at the hospital for extracurricular hours, etc
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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It was a win win.
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i dont remember that far back
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i dont remember that far back
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Trust me, I definitely can't remember what flavor ice cream I had.
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Back in high school in maths class i asked a student if he was feeling moist, really loudly and got sent out of the room and told off by the teacher hehe
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And now you work in icecream
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And now you work in icecream
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It is my density.
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saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college
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saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college
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Why u no take pictures?
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Hmm let's see when I was in the 7th grade(middle school) I was dating this girl. We were going out for a while I believe it was 8 months. We decided it wad time to go a little further. So on Valentine's she walked to my house in the middle of the night( she knew where I lived but I didn't know where she did lol). We spent some time together for a couple of hours . Then she would walk back home before her parents would wake up. We did this a couple times then finally got caught. She would use her moms phone to text me and she would take her phone when she came to my house. Well one day her mom woke up early and saw her phone was missing. So she called the phone a bunch of times and then saw that her daughter wasn't home she thought she had run away but she was really still at my house . Well since her parents didnt know we were going out but her parents knew my parents for a long time.......
And that's all for now ill finish this later since I just waisted my time writing this instead of my essay due tomorrow lol
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
It is my destiny.
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FTFY
veeman said:
FTFY
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I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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Grammar Nazis don't watch movies.
Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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.........go on
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