funny,jokes,laughter thread - Off-topic

This is a place where you can have good laughs and humor,tell jokes bust on each other post funny links ect.,Because we have some amusing members on xda

We already have a thread like this. That said...in before the lock
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Got one already
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=980359&highlight=Daily+laugh

Yay, another thread to keep our mods busy
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deliriousDroid said:
Yay, another thread to keep our mods busy
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i dont care if they close it i didnt know there was already a thread like this i wont lose no money if they close it or my life so whats the biggie

phonegod said:
i dont care if they close it i didnt know there was already a thread like this i wont lose no money if they close it or my life so whats the biggie
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that's why there is Search function you have to use it , and also during you created the thread there is some other threads that similar to your thread showed up when you write the thread title
just my 2cent

you wont lose no monies?

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Attn: Mistress

Purple Drama Llama is looking for you, please reply back on this thread, he needs the whip...
T.C.P said:
Purple Drama Llama is looking for you, please reply back on this thread, he needs the whip...
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Temporarily of course. Hubby being disobedient.
Purple Drama Llama said:
Temporarily of course. Hubby being disobedient.
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he needs to spanks dan
bump to the top
I suppose yelling out "HEY ****" would be crossing the line? Haha just jokes
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deliriousDroid said:
I suppose yelling out "HEY ****" would be crossing the line? Haha just jokes
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Nope. Totally normal.
Bump
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OMG. Super old thread.
XD Was this when llama married Dan, don't think she's seen it
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So.... what now?
Not sure, hmm.
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The end is nigh!
Dead threads are being resurrected!
Husam is sobering up, and not being emo either!
Milad is still killing himself. Wait, that's no difference...
A new Mafiag just got banned!
TRM is stalking us!
The end is nigh!
You have no chance to survive make your time. For great justice. All your threads are belong to us.
sakai4eva said:
The end is nigh!
Dead threads are being resurrected!
Husam is sobering up, and not being emo either!
Milad is still killing himself. Wait, that's no difference...
A new Mafiag just got banned!
TRM is stalking us!
The end is nigh!
You have no chance to survive make your time. For great justice. All your threads are belong to us.
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you forgot:
max is not failing
sakai is turning into a bear
husam666 said:
you forgot:
max is not failing
sakai is turning into a bear
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Wha-? Dafuq? Bear?
sakai4eva said:
So.... what now?
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Age of the Cow.
sakai4eva said:
Wha-? Dafuq? Bear?
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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)
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WTH! I missed that one?? What did that boy want?
TheRomMistress said:
WTH! I missed that one?? What did that boy want?
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I forget now, we need him back to tell us
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deliriousDroid said:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)
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not that kind of bear, you know the one who invented the kids meal, but that works as well
husam666 said:
not that kind of bear, you know the one who invented the kids meal, but that works as well
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Ahh, da [email protected] you mean... yea, your right, both work.haha
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[Q] How to use Gamecih????

Guys, you could me explain how to run and how to use Gamecih???
Pleasee, when I open the app I get the message:
Error!!
Root users only!!!
I do not know what it means,you explained to me????
You need to root your phone first, what phone do you have?
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-
twitch153 said:
You need to root your phone first, what phone do you have?
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-
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I was gunna be all smart and look through his posts to see what forum he'sposted in but this is his only post
Yeah you need root, Here read this from wikepidia
On many computer operating systems, the superuser, or root, is a special user account used for system administration.
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I have a Optimus One
XxJackxX95 said:
I have a Optimus One
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Are you a rucking fetard? We just told you that you have to have rooted your phone first. Go to the optimus thread to find out how to root, buddy. We cater to a different crowd here.
After that, go over to the Android Application thread to find the GameCIH post if you're still facing problems.
sakai4eva said:
Are you a rucking fetard? We just told you that you have to have rooted your phone first. Go to the optimus thread to find out how to root, buddy. We cater to a different crowd here.
After that, go over to the Android Application thread to find the GameCIH post if you're still facing problems.
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Easy there Sakai, don't want to scare him away now
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Just because this is OT doesn't mean it is the dumpsite for everything. He should respect the sanctity of OT as our ultimate dumpsite for all things stupid and/or the drama that is Alan's love life.
Haha great sakia made me lol
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Just because this is OT doesn't mean it is the dumpsite for everything. He should respect the sanctity of OT as our ultimate dumpsite for all things stupid and/or the drama that is Alan's love life.
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Edit... isn't there already a thread for cih in the soft dev forums?
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Haha great sakia made me lol
Edit... isn't there already a thread for cih in the soft dev forums?
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Yeah, but the OP didn't have root, and he posted in the wrong section (ie, mine)
This is not your section o-0 we all know this is macaroni's
sakai4eva said:
Yeah, but the OP didn't have root, and he posted in the wrong section (ie, mine)
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
This is not your section o-0 we all know this is macaroni's
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XD Lmao, Yes, It's Mine
dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
This is not your section o-0 we all know this is macaroni's
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MacaronyMax said:
XD Lmao, Yes, It's Mine
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Nope, it's mine. But I'll be nice and share.
Ok so,weres my cut of the pie
sakai4eva said:
Nope, it's mine. But I'll be nice and share.
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To OP: Learn to root, read the ****ing instructions, and then learn to use Cheat Engine on your PC.
... Cheating scum.
dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Ok so,weres my cut of the pie
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I ate it long ago
@obsidian: Yeah, that's the way forward!
ppl i have a problem whit gamecih 2 it all the time when i try change someting on dungeon hunters 2hd or some other games it says me "NOT supported in Lite Version" what i have to do so i can change the velum
I made a forum dedicated to cheating android apps/games.
I would like anyone who uses GameCIH, Hex-edit, GameCheat Engine, or want cheats to sign up!
Tell me what cheats you want for what app/game and ill try to find them. And hopefully you guys can post some good stuff too.
see ya'll there, and hope this isnt against xda.
www.AndroidGamer.tk
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Dude, take your pills!
From your responces in just this topic I decided your a 13 year old boy, kind of chubby (the greasy finger kind) who gets picked on at school the whole the time and feels he has some chance here to show his <cartman voice>authority!</cartman voice> on this forum. Hoping to have at least some place to compensate the rest of the day outside of this forum.
Ofcourse this is just my first impression based on these few (most part on the first responce) messages so I could be a bit wrong...
XxJackxX95 said:
I have a Optimus One
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For this app to work you'll need to root your phone.
If you don't know about rooting ask a friend to help you out and let him tell you about the risks. (or read more about it in this forum)
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If your phone is rooted you need to allow this app root access (you'll get a popup).
Good luck and don't mind Cartman.
Vextreme said:
Dude, take your pills!
From your responces in just this topic I decided your a 13 year old boy, kind of chubby (the greasy finger kind) who gets picked on at school the whole the time and feels he has some chance here to show his <cartman voice>authority!</cartman voice> on this forum. Hoping to have at least some place to compensate the rest of the day outside of this forum.
Ofcourse this is just my first impression based on these few (most part on the first responce) messages so I could be a bit wrong...
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I'm a 26 year old accountant that gives sound career and relationship advice in the OT. I am also the King of OT, the Chef of the Mafia, and instigator of the "Off Topic Infinite Loop".
I'm no longer chubby, but I still have a tummy (getting round to it). I used to bully people like you in school, who only dare to act tough behind the internet and watch too many cartoons (I'm a much nicer guy now. Ask the crew)
I mostly post from work (shows how awesome a job I have), and come here occasionally on weekends to chat with the crew.
Your first impression sucks, because you didn't notice the near impeccable grammar, spelling, and choice of words, neither do you notice that I have 5k+ posts, neither do you realize that 80% or more of my thanks come from helping people in the OT section.
Get our of your basement more, and stop resurrecting dead threads.
****ing troll.

LETS RYMMME!!! Easy Rules!!!

1. HAS TO RYMME WITH ANOTHER POST OF THE SAME PAGE (if you start a new page you can change the word if you want.
2. You can change the word if you think it had enough rymme at any time
Android is cool and fun....
And I want a tasty...
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Burger with a Bun
I like alot of...
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I like alot of...
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Your suppose to rymme with tasty
Lets get back on track, try and edit you post and change it.
THIS POST DOESNT COUNT!!!
Why should I wait
Edit: tried to keep it flowing, but it seems like I failed. David you made it. You killed your own thread in the third post... Congrats
Jk ofc
this thread went off course pretty quick
All cause of maxes hate.
Rhyme*!!!
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need to leave the state
and do crime
But not whine
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and drugs like cocain
and Marry Jane
(this thread rules are hard to keep with)
and get some alchohol (sp)
And the rules are now final
I want to try and rhyme
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get rid of the grime
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From the inside
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And is a smelly
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Runnin away beyond mexico boderline

Anyone in LONDON UK need small help..

Bump done
Looks like no one reads off topic stuff ..
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warriorvibhu said:
Looks like no one reads off topic stuff ..
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Lotsa people read ot, but I don't think there is many people who know what you need to know
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deliriousDroid said:
Lotsa people read ot, but I don't think there is many people who know what you need to know
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Seems you are right... I just thought why not yet here it's an international helping community... Lol... Anyhow thanks for reply..

want to know about blackberry

hi i am going to perches new blackberry which one is best mobile hand set in Barry series.
I've used them - they all suck. even the lowest android phone has more functionality.
Not meaning to be rude, but this is the wrong place for a question like this. You sound like you're really new to the whole "smartphone" thing, so i'd suggest, save yourself some headaches, go to your carrier's store, and let them pick out an android phone or an iPhone for you.
Yeah, there's pretty much nothing good about a blackberry beyond battery life...
mtmerrick said:
I've used them - they all suck. even the lowest android phone has more functionality.
Not meaning to be rude, but this is the wrong place for a question like this. You sound like you're really new to the whole "smartphone" thing, so i'd suggest, save yourself some headaches, go to your carrier's store, and let them pick out an android phone or an iPhone for you.
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+1
You can get everything you want out of an android with a much lower price range.
You can test drive them in a shop and find it out on your own
they haven't changed significantly for about 5 years!
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Koryfreese said:
Yea my friend has a blackberry and hes always like "man this blackberry sucks man I can wait to get my EVE so I can smash this ****.." so yea blackberries arnt good
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EVE? WTF?
n00b much?
sakai4eva said:
EVE? WTF?
n00b much?
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LG Eve is a phone
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deliriousDroid said:
LG Eve is a phone
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http://www.gsmarena.com/lg_gw620-2936.php
Here, take a look at this. Now zoom in on the specs. Resistive 320 x 480 screen? Android (1.5)?
sakai4eva said:
http://www.gsmarena.com/lg_gw620-2936.php
Here, take a look at this. Now zoom in on the specs. Resistive 320 x 480 screen? Android (1.5)?
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Yeah, ik they are sh!t. I have one.lol. I thought you meant it wasn't a phone, sorry. I'm tired.
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Either way, it is an epic fail if you "looked forward" to the Eve... or you misspelled the EVO.
I look foreword to getting my Eve running again, just so I can root it now that I know how to do these things
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Enjoy the resistive screen.
sakai4eva said:
Either way, it is an epic fail if you "looked forward" to the Eve... or you misspelled the EVO.
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Nice, a win-win. I like it.
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iynfynity said:
Nice, a win-win. I like it.
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I'm an accountant. I know all about double entries, double entendre and double entries about double entendre while doing double entries.
op you would be better off with the chacha
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