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Inspired by Possan and his power button mod/hack, I feel compelled to post the best mod site on the net.
www.afrotechmods.com
I'm not racist, nor is any such racism implied. Simply stupid/funny **** for computer dorks.
Have fun, and don't forget to breath!

wth!! i read this!!!!!
i was bored

That's soooo a trick to get people to read it.
It's like if you say to somebody "click this and you'll get a virus", they'll click it to see if it actually is lol.

Skellyyy said:
That's soooo a trick to get people to read it.
It's like if you say to somebody "click this and you'll get a virus", they'll click it to see if it actually is lol.
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i bumped a thread that's almost 6 years old Mods... as you please....

T.C.P said:
i bumped a thread that's almost 6 years old Mods... as you please....
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We gotta vote for your punishment ... i say beheading with xda written on the axe

souljaboy said:
We gotta vote for your punishment ... i say beheading with xda written on the axe
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nah thats not cruel enough

Banned. That's as cruel as cruel can get.

banned ... wrong thread bro

Banned because it's not supposed to be in the Ban the user above thread bro.

Yeah his suggestion was banning haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

dare I
yes.. one more bump for the mister

We all fail

MacaronyMax said:
We all fail
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i fail... i accidently thanked u :{

T.C.P said:
i fail... i accidently thanked u :{
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Haha, Thanks, I'd thank back but I'm on old xda

ohh boy.
thread closed.

Mr. Clown said:
ohh boy.
thread closed.
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not yet!
haha

Big Fat Loser

I would love to drive some traffic my new blog, so I am going shamelessly promote it to my fellow xda people.
BFL Blog
Feedback welcome

Haha Looks pretty cool
Edit:
I think its safe to assume that I dont frequent the local gyms often. However, I was not expecting to immediately walk into the locker room and see an old wrinkly penis with a huge gray bush. Im not an unreasonable person. I understand that people have to change out of their nasty workout clothes, but I would at least have the decency to point my junk towards a wall or something so that innocent passers by dont see the goods
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hahhahah xD Just that post deserves the site to be on my bookmarks

Thanks! I try to throw in some comedy where I can

You have my support
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

twitch153 said:
You have my support
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
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Me two, me three, me four....
Sent from either my Nexus S, N1 or telepathically using two tin cans and some string.

Thanks guys!

Dredge said:
Thanks guys!
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bookmarked lol

You guys are awesome!

Dredge said:
You guys are awesome!
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We know
Also... I see no ads.. I was going to click some to help you out

MacaronyMax said:
We know
Also... I see no ads.. I was going to click some to help you out
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There are ads at the very bottom...2 of them

I guess I've decided to go with lap band surgery. Im not one to ask for handouts typically, but if you are interested in donating to the cause....
I have added a button to my blog.
BFL Blog

Dredge said:
There are ads at the very bottom...2 of them
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Oops... I had an Adblocker on... I shall do now

I just wanted to give this thread a little bump. I also now have a youtube channel.
Sent from the bowels of my mind....

From what I've seen, all I can say is LOL I'll read it a little more.

Thanks!
Sent from the bowels of my mind....

Read it, and i think it's awesome! Keep it up big man!
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Confessions

http://youtu.be/EJ-y5k9qJBU
I am he. Alan was never banned from the vibrant forums. I just made a look-alike accounts. It got banned http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=3976767
Had yalls foo too. Figured I should confess cuz everyone thinks alan is "SO AWESOME" since his few recent threads. Yea, all me!
I was also the fake macaronymax that only max noticed. AKA "MacaroryMax". Yup, r instead of n. Look closer people.
Theres a few others. But i'd rather not tell you who/when they were around and how you reacted.

Good post. I have a confession to make to... I have no idea if it was a good post or not. Web page not foouuunnnnddddd
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deliriousDroid said:
Good post. I have a confession to make to... I have no idea if it was a good post or not. Web page not foouuunnnnddddd
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Awwww. I givez u da cookiez.

Nobody cares that I care to confess?

WHAT??????????????''''

idavid_ said:
WHAT??????????????''''
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Yes yes, no cameras please. Its true.

wait, what?!
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Purple Drama Llama said:
http://youtu.be/EJ-y5k9qJBU
I am he. Alan was never banned from the vibrant forums. I just made a look-alike accounts. It got banned http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=3976767
Had yalls foo too. Figured I should confess cuz everyone thinks alan is "SO AWESOME" since his few recent threads. Yea, all me!
I was also the fake macaronymax that only max noticed. AKA "MacaroryMax". Yup, r instead of n. Look closer people.
Theres a few others. But i'd rather not tell you who/when they were around and how you reacted.
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XD XD Well played lama, well played haha I had thought I saw posts that I hadn't even posted... then I spotted it ... Also congrats on the Alan thing You had me fooled : D

MacaronyMax said:
XD XD Well played lama, well played haha I had thought I saw posts that I hadn't even posted... then I spotted it ... Also congrats on the Alan thing You had me fooled : D
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Thanks Max
Now I gotta talk to sushi and twitch about a certain puppy.....

Purple Drama Llama said:
Thanks Max
Now I gotta talk to sushi and twitch about a certain puppy.....
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(Sushi xD xD)
haha awesome, What puppy is this?

MacaronyMax said:
(Sushi xD xD)
haha awesome, What puppy is this?
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Mmmmm.... iPad 2 guy who thought it was a Xoom (twitch or sushi cant remember who fell for it?). That was the best ever one.

Purple Drama Llama said:
Mmmmm.... iPad 2 guy who thought it was a Xoom (twitch or sushi cant remember who fell for it?). That was the best ever one.
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XD hahahaha That was you too! Hahahah Both did i think That's great! XD

wait so your twitch152 also???

T.C.P said:
wait so your twitch152 also???
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I think that's hus xD

MacaronyMax said:
I think that's hus xD
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sure it was him *evil laugh*

T.C.P said:
sure it was him *evil laugh*
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Hahaha It was you then xD

MacaronyMax said:
Hahaha It was you then xD
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well since this is a confession thread, then yes it is me, i also got a fake husam one and 2 more that i troll with

T.C.P said:
well since this is a confession thread, then yes it is me, i also got a fake husam one and 2 more that i troll with
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Haahah I think I know the othha one Black something? xD

MacaronyMax said:
Haahah I think I know the othha one Black something? xD
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shhhhh it max

T.C.P said:
shhhhh it max
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Hahaha Sure xD

[Q] App review

Hey Friends,
I was wondering if there was a forum that was appropriate for shameless plugs to our own websites for app/game reviews? If so which one? If not...Hi, how's your day?
Sam

Not that I am aware of Sorry!!! Doesn't mean its not there. I just don't know where!!!

No. You can always add the link to your website in your sig & on your profile though.

Bummer. That could be a good idea maybe. Have a thread or a sub forum where we all post our reviews and critique each other?

samsabri said:
Bummer. That could be a good idea maybe. Have a thread or a sub forum where we all post our reviews and critique each other?
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We have the Portal for reviews...that would kind be like shooting ourselves in the foot.

TheRomMistress said:
We have the Portal for reviews...that would kind be like shooting ourselves in the foot.
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Where is this Portal you speak of? lol thanks!

I just checked out the Portal. It's not what I had in mind. I was thinking of a place for user submitted reviews by everybody.

Why dont you just submit them in the corresponding app thread?

Bad day thanks, How has yours been?

MacaronyMax said:
Bad day thanks, How has yours been?
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lol, right thread Max?
Sent from my SilverBullet 'HTCDesireZ running CM7'

deliriousDroid said:
lol, right thread Max?
Sent from my SilverBullet 'HTCDesireZ running CM7'
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Yep last thing in OP
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TheRomMistress said:
Why dont you just submit them in the corresponding app thread?
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Great idea! Thanks for your help
MacaronyMax said:
Bad day thanks, How has yours been?
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Today has been a good day

samsabri said:
Great idea! Thanks for your help
Today has been a good day
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Well glad it's been good
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What i can do when am hurted....by ....stupid indian politics. .

I ADI SHETTY LEAVING MY HONOR DUE TO BLEADY INDIAN POLITICS ....
TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO....
DID I HAVE TO TAKE BIRTH IN AFRICAN FOREST....FOR REDIFINING ...EVERYTHING. ...
SADLY
YOUR
ADI
There is no value for talented personal in India. ..

adishakthi said:
I ADI SHETTY LEAVING MY HONOR DUE TO BLEADY INDIAN POLITICS ....
TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO....
DID I HAVE TO TAKE BIRTH IN AFRICAN FOREST....FOR REDIFINING ...EVERYTHING. ...
SADLY
YOUR
ADI
There is no value for talented personal in India. ..
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"politics' . Nope. Bye bye.

This is an stupid politics in an job.
.what an hel bro....
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You have to speak English on this forum. Read the rules.
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Y did my comment get deleted
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Tezlastorme said:
You have to speak English on this forum. Read the rules.
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You also have to be courteous to other members
boborone said:
Y did my comment get deleted
Sent from my Galaxy SII
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Check your PM
@OP Is there a point to this thread, or should it just get closed as a personal rant thread?

Archer said:
You also have to be courteous to other members
Check your PM
@OP Is there a point to this thread, or should it just get closed as a personal rant thread?
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Got it and replied
Sent from my Galaxy SII

I seriously thought it said 'Hunted by Indian police"....

ShadowLea said:
I seriously thought it said 'Hunted by Indian police"....
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Strange... That's what I thought too...
Almost. I read it "What can I do when I am hunted by Stupid Indian Police"
Needless to say, I was disappointed when I saw the OP.

Jessica said:
Strange... That's what I thought too...
Almost. I read it "What can I do when I am hunted by Stupid Indian Police"
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Agreed, however 'Stupid Police' is a bit redundant. The police are stupid by default, it's their natural state. :silly:

So you lost your job then?

Thank u so much archer sir....
I am realy hurted and I postponed my sungsonic hd rom to note 2....
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Hurt by what?

Dafuq did I just read?

Doh! ARCHER Y U NO CLOSE THREAD ALREADY?

roofrider said:
Doh! ARCHER Y U NO CLOSE THREAD ALREADY?
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Archer said:
You also have to be courteous to other members
Check your PM
@OP Is there a point to this thread, or should it just get closed as a personal rant thread?
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Read above words....u will get answer......
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adishakthi said:
Read above words....u will get answer......
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You seem to have misread Archer's post :what:
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Move to US. They seem to accept any and everyone, no questions asked.... Well, that is if you can afford to pay 4 USD for a gallon of gas and 4.5 USD for a gallon of milk. Wait,you don't have to be able to afford it,they will give you food and a cell phone . What more do ya need. :silly:

Dahell is this o.o
"Imma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly And all those who look down on me, I am tearing down your balcony"-Eminem(Not afraid)

You aren't the only one suffering...
And if you are talented... You can get jobs in private sector... They consider value for money... Politicians don't interfere much in private sector...