DONT READ THIS - Off-topic

Inspired by Possan and his power button mod/hack, I feel compelled to post the best mod site on the net.
www.afrotechmods.com
I'm not racist, nor is any such racism implied. Simply stupid/funny **** for computer dorks.
Have fun, and don't forget to breath!

wth!! i read this!!!!!
i was bored

That's soooo a trick to get people to read it.
It's like if you say to somebody "click this and you'll get a virus", they'll click it to see if it actually is lol.

Skellyyy said:
That's soooo a trick to get people to read it.
It's like if you say to somebody "click this and you'll get a virus", they'll click it to see if it actually is lol.
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i bumped a thread that's almost 6 years old Mods... as you please....

T.C.P said:
i bumped a thread that's almost 6 years old Mods... as you please....
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We gotta vote for your punishment ... i say beheading with xda written on the axe

souljaboy said:
We gotta vote for your punishment ... i say beheading with xda written on the axe
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nah thats not cruel enough

Banned. That's as cruel as cruel can get.

banned ... wrong thread bro

Banned because it's not supposed to be in the Ban the user above thread bro.

Yeah his suggestion was banning haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

dare I
yes.. one more bump for the mister

We all fail

MacaronyMax said:
We all fail
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i fail... i accidently thanked u :{

T.C.P said:
i fail... i accidently thanked u :{
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Haha, Thanks, I'd thank back but I'm on old xda

ohh boy.
thread closed.

Mr. Clown said:
ohh boy.
thread closed.
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not yet!
haha

Related

Epic Skype WIN!

WARNING - foul language awaits. Also a long log. 21,812 words long. BUT IT IS WORTH IT!
Also - @BabyDoll25 - don't read this. You may become
Also - there is a lot of POO. Like loads of it.
If you are tl;dr, scroll near the bottom and read the reveal.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/ahe6keigilrt927/SkypeChatLog.doc
Number 1 on the charts!
MacaronyMax said:
I HATE YOU
loool
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Number 2!
husam666 said:
max and panda you've just got punk'd
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Number 3?
!PANDA said:
You on about babydoll and me showering etc?! Wow, that says something, not a doublee entendre
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[RESERVED FOR BEST RESPONSES]
Again.
I HATE YOU
loool
Edit: Could a mod please delete this thread due to foul language, behavior and innapropriate links in the attactched file Hehe
MacaronyMax said:
I HATE YOU
loool
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Good response. XDa
max and panda you've just got punk'd
husam666 said:
max and panda you've just got punk'd
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You on about babydoll and me showering etc?! Wow, that says something, not a doublee entendre
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!PANDA said:
You on about babydoll and me showering etc?! Wow, that says something, not a doublee entendre
Sent from my HTC Desire using XDA App
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You showering and something else... EW!
MacaronyMax said:
I HATE YOU
loool
Edit: Could a mod please delete this thread due to foul language, behavior and innapropriate links in the attactched file Hehe
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Please mods do not delete this. Max is just upset that we PWND him.
MacaronyMax said:
I HATE YOU
loool
Edit: Could a mod please delete this thread due to foul language, behavior and innapropriate links in the attactched file Hehe
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Is this a formal request?
M_T_M said:
Is this a formal request?
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no its not..
hes just mad and doesnt know what hes talking about
M_T_M said:
Is this a formal request?
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Of course not.
DON'T LISTEN TO HIS LIEEESSS!
Also you fixed your caps lock!
Naa. don't trouble your self mtm Its okay
oh no!!! the link is down!
Oh THANK Goodness
You don't want to read it flyboy... xD
Edit: Where my choclate
reupload later
MacaronyMax said:
Edit: Where my choclate
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Well.... You know what the Royal Mail is like!!
Its probably stuck in the post somewhere.
Hahaha! Okay thanks.. i'll wait for it Hope it's not melted
new link http://www.mediafire.com/?ach65k3p1js1bkl
This is what happened after
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11809598/What happened.txt

How can I get a girl to lick me?

Like the title. How?
Aǀanrocks15 said:
Like the title. How?
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Taste like chocolate
Put some whipped cream and chocolate on yourself
or roofies, roofies are always the answers.
Make lots and lots of money, it works I promise
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lick what ?
if you typed this , i guess you one of the two-leggeds , you dont need any licking to clean yourself , you need a damn shower
also , sage
souljaboy said:
lick what ?
if you typed this , i guess you one of the two-leggeds , you dont need any licking to clean yourself , you need a damn shower
also , sage
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Lol
spend 20 bucks on a cheap prostitute
Aǀanrocks15 said:
Lol
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wait? y did u make another account?
T.C.P said:
wait? y did u make another account?
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he forgot the pw , duh !!
souljaboy said:
he forgot the pw , duh !!
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Nah, banned. Those Vibrant forum fights can get nasty.
Aǀanrocks15 said:
Nah, banned. Those Vibrant forum fights can get nasty.
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you know you only get banned if you lose the fight
souljaboy said:
you know I only get banned if I lose the fight
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Really?
Aǀanrocks15 said:
Really?
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yep , thats why im still here
Aǀanrocks15 said:
Nah, banned. Those Vibrant forum fights can get nasty.
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when was this? im active in the miui thread and vibrant forums and i havent seen this???
souljaboy said:
you know you only get banned if you lose the fight
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or if u get our forum mod hella mad...
T.C.P said:
when was this? im active in the miui thread and vibrant forums and i havent seen this???
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Just a few hours ago. They deleted the thread. People were bringing up guns & hot soup n stuff.
Aǀanrocks15 said:
Just a few hours ago. They deleted the thread. People were bringing up guns & hot soup n stuff.
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in the general section?
T.C.P said:
in the general section?
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Yes. It was hilarious.
Aǀanrocks15 said:
Really?
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LOL. How long before the mods are going to ban him THIS time? Any takers?
sakai4eva said:
LOL. How long before the mods are going to ban him THIS time? Any takers?
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hmm... give me a minute and let me report him

Confessions

http://youtu.be/EJ-y5k9qJBU
I am he. Alan was never banned from the vibrant forums. I just made a look-alike accounts. It got banned http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=3976767
Had yalls foo too. Figured I should confess cuz everyone thinks alan is "SO AWESOME" since his few recent threads. Yea, all me!
I was also the fake macaronymax that only max noticed. AKA "MacaroryMax". Yup, r instead of n. Look closer people.
Theres a few others. But i'd rather not tell you who/when they were around and how you reacted.
Good post. I have a confession to make to... I have no idea if it was a good post or not. Web page not foouuunnnnddddd
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deliriousDroid said:
Good post. I have a confession to make to... I have no idea if it was a good post or not. Web page not foouuunnnnddddd
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Awwww. I givez u da cookiez.
Nobody cares that I care to confess?
WHAT??????????????''''
idavid_ said:
WHAT??????????????''''
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Yes yes, no cameras please. Its true.
wait, what?!
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Purple Drama Llama said:
http://youtu.be/EJ-y5k9qJBU
I am he. Alan was never banned from the vibrant forums. I just made a look-alike accounts. It got banned http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=3976767
Had yalls foo too. Figured I should confess cuz everyone thinks alan is "SO AWESOME" since his few recent threads. Yea, all me!
I was also the fake macaronymax that only max noticed. AKA "MacaroryMax". Yup, r instead of n. Look closer people.
Theres a few others. But i'd rather not tell you who/when they were around and how you reacted.
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XD XD Well played lama, well played haha I had thought I saw posts that I hadn't even posted... then I spotted it ... Also congrats on the Alan thing You had me fooled : D
MacaronyMax said:
XD XD Well played lama, well played haha I had thought I saw posts that I hadn't even posted... then I spotted it ... Also congrats on the Alan thing You had me fooled : D
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Thanks Max
Now I gotta talk to sushi and twitch about a certain puppy.....
Purple Drama Llama said:
Thanks Max
Now I gotta talk to sushi and twitch about a certain puppy.....
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(Sushi xD xD)
haha awesome, What puppy is this?
MacaronyMax said:
(Sushi xD xD)
haha awesome, What puppy is this?
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Mmmmm.... iPad 2 guy who thought it was a Xoom (twitch or sushi cant remember who fell for it?). That was the best ever one.
Purple Drama Llama said:
Mmmmm.... iPad 2 guy who thought it was a Xoom (twitch or sushi cant remember who fell for it?). That was the best ever one.
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XD hahahaha That was you too! Hahahah Both did i think That's great! XD
wait so your twitch152 also???
T.C.P said:
wait so your twitch152 also???
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I think that's hus xD
MacaronyMax said:
I think that's hus xD
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sure it was him *evil laugh*
T.C.P said:
sure it was him *evil laugh*
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Hahaha It was you then xD
MacaronyMax said:
Hahaha It was you then xD
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well since this is a confession thread, then yes it is me, i also got a fake husam one and 2 more that i troll with
T.C.P said:
well since this is a confession thread, then yes it is me, i also got a fake husam one and 2 more that i troll with
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Haahah I think I know the othha one Black something? xD
MacaronyMax said:
Haahah I think I know the othha one Black something? xD
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shhhhh it max
T.C.P said:
shhhhh it max
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Hahaha Sure xD

Are XDA mods full of themselves???

Whats your opinion people??
meXdroid meXperia V3
I vote ....yes!!
No, because I don't want a ban xD
No, not really. Unless you go out of your way to be a pain in the arse.
cjward23 said:
No, not really. Unless you go out of your way to be a pain in the arse.
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or by summoning erick xD
husam666 said:
or by summoning erick xD
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who is erick?
cjward23 said:
who is erick?
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our genie, you can summon him by writing his name over and over in a new line
but to get wishes you'll have to rub him
cjward23 said:
who is erick?
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Don't worry about it, trust me. You'll be better off
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
twitch153 said:
Don't worry about it, trust me. You'll be better off
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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now I really want to know
cjward23 said:
now I really want to know
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visit the mafia thread, his username is T.C.P
So.....how's the voting going? Are we or are we not?
M_T_M said:
So.....how's the voting going? Are we or are we not?
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I guess not
I vote that it all depends on the person, but if I was a mod, I would be.
Edit: M_T_M for def is.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Its the person, I'd say no in general .... But.... can't be said for every one
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M_T_M said:
So.....how's the voting going? Are we or are we not?
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MTM, I think I seen you yesterday. I saw somebody with MTM tattooed on the back of there head Oh, and on that note, some are and some aren't.
Sent from my 'SilverBullet' HTCDesireZ running CM7
The OP frequents the G2/DZ forums, so no prizes for guessing who he is referring to.
Soooo....can I haz cookie then?
If I can't haz cookie then all your bases are belong to me
Yeah we are all jerks
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
I said one tiny thing in dev thread i frequent, and it wasnt even bad, and all hell broke out. Rom mistress is one pain in my arse. She wants to destroy little ole me i guess
meXdroid meXperia V3
GhostZini said:
I said one tiny thing in dev thread i frequent, and it wasnt even bad, and all hell broke out. Rom mistress is one pain in my arse. She wants to destroy little ole me i guess
meXdroid meXperia V3
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oo HER!
you're on ur own

My 15,000th POST!! ORB3000 come at me bro!

So orb3000 promised me a surprise when I get to 15,000 I'm here waiting dude
Is this going to turn out like this thread? http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1209834
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MacaronyMax said:
Is this going to turn out like this thread? http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1209834
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I hope not xD
XD well Congrats anyway
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MacaronyMax said:
XD well Congrats anyway
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thx
it took me a year and one month to get to it
Congrats you spammer you, because it's your birthday I won't flame for the unnecessary thread.
twitch351 said:
Congrats you spammer you, because it's your birthday I won't flame for the unnecessary thread.
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its not my birthday, its my 10,000 post birthday
husam666 said:
its not my birthday, its my 10,000 post birthday
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..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Husam, it's not your birthday? Then may the mods have mercy on your soul!!!!!!!!!
Bwhahahaha .. that being said .....in b4 the lock!
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Word, Ib4l
Anyone want to buy a class 2 8GB micro SD card from me? $6.50 plus shipping
twitch351 said:
Word, Ib4l
Anyone want to buy a class 2 8GB micro SD card from me? $6.50 plus shipping
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anyone wants to buy an xda account with 10,004 posts
$100 only
husam666 said:
anyone wants to buy an xda account with 10,004 posts
$100 only
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Nope, it has no realistic value
twitch351 said:
Nope, it has no realistic value
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that's what you think
if i post a noob question in the dev forum, i get all the respect for it, no one dares to troll
husam666 said:
that's what you think
if i post a noob question in the dev forum, i get all the respect for it, no one dares to troll
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I'll remember this, and by the way, are you so sure about that? Do you not remember what happened to Sakai?
twitch351 said:
I'll remember this, and by the way, are you so sure about that? Do you not remember what happened to Sakai?
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positive, i asked a real noob question when i had 6000 in the tp2 android sub forum and i got all the respect from the biggest jerk out there
husam666 said:
positive, i asked a real noob question when i had 6000 in the tp2 android sub forum and i got all the respect from the biggest jerk out there
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Then try that in a newer forum, with newer devices. See what happens.
I bet all the girls are just lining up
twitch351 said:
Then try that in a newer forum, with newer devices. See what happens.
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no, unless i have a mod who is willing to cover my back
husam666 said:
no, unless i have a mod who is willing to cover my back
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Exactly.
-My signature is better than yours-
Just posting to get my ten posts.
Jk, congrats man! At my post rate, it'll take me forever to get to 10k lol.
Sent from my Droid Incredible running a random CM7 nightly.

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