How can I get a girl to lick me? - Off-topic

Like the title. How?

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Like the title. How?
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Taste like chocolate

Put some whipped cream and chocolate on yourself
or roofies, roofies are always the answers.

Make lots and lots of money, it works I promise
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lick what ?
if you typed this , i guess you one of the two-leggeds , you dont need any licking to clean yourself , you need a damn shower
also , sage

souljaboy said:
lick what ?
if you typed this , i guess you one of the two-leggeds , you dont need any licking to clean yourself , you need a damn shower
also , sage
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Lol

spend 20 bucks on a cheap prostitute

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Lol
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wait? y did u make another account?

T.C.P said:
wait? y did u make another account?
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he forgot the pw , duh !!

souljaboy said:
he forgot the pw , duh !!
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Nah, banned. Those Vibrant forum fights can get nasty.

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Nah, banned. Those Vibrant forum fights can get nasty.
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you know you only get banned if you lose the fight

souljaboy said:
you know I only get banned if I lose the fight
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Really?

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Really?
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yep , thats why im still here

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Nah, banned. Those Vibrant forum fights can get nasty.
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when was this? im active in the miui thread and vibrant forums and i havent seen this???

souljaboy said:
you know you only get banned if you lose the fight
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or if u get our forum mod hella mad...

T.C.P said:
when was this? im active in the miui thread and vibrant forums and i havent seen this???
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Just a few hours ago. They deleted the thread. People were bringing up guns & hot soup n stuff.

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Just a few hours ago. They deleted the thread. People were bringing up guns & hot soup n stuff.
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in the general section?

T.C.P said:
in the general section?
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Yes. It was hilarious.

Aǀanrocks15 said:
Really?
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LOL. How long before the mods are going to ban him THIS time? Any takers?

sakai4eva said:
LOL. How long before the mods are going to ban him THIS time? Any takers?
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hmm... give me a minute and let me report him

Related

DONT READ THIS

Inspired by Possan and his power button mod/hack, I feel compelled to post the best mod site on the net.
www.afrotechmods.com
I'm not racist, nor is any such racism implied. Simply stupid/funny **** for computer dorks.
Have fun, and don't forget to breath!
wth!! i read this!!!!!
i was bored
That's soooo a trick to get people to read it.
It's like if you say to somebody "click this and you'll get a virus", they'll click it to see if it actually is lol.
Skellyyy said:
That's soooo a trick to get people to read it.
It's like if you say to somebody "click this and you'll get a virus", they'll click it to see if it actually is lol.
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i bumped a thread that's almost 6 years old Mods... as you please....
T.C.P said:
i bumped a thread that's almost 6 years old Mods... as you please....
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We gotta vote for your punishment ... i say beheading with xda written on the axe
souljaboy said:
We gotta vote for your punishment ... i say beheading with xda written on the axe
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nah thats not cruel enough
Banned. That's as cruel as cruel can get.
banned ... wrong thread bro
Banned because it's not supposed to be in the Ban the user above thread bro.
Yeah his suggestion was banning haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
dare I
yes.. one more bump for the mister
We all fail
MacaronyMax said:
We all fail
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i fail... i accidently thanked u :{
T.C.P said:
i fail... i accidently thanked u :{
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Haha, Thanks, I'd thank back but I'm on old xda
ohh boy.
thread closed.
Mr. Clown said:
ohh boy.
thread closed.
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not yet!
haha

i need

i seen this gurl in my school wit these and it looked so great but i need help on doing this
oiamsorrywatnow?
Is this Original Android?
chopper the dog said:
Is this Original Android?
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Haha do you mean that because its a pointless random post with a question thats no realy a question ?
JK
MacaronyMax said:
Haha do you mean that because its a pointless random post with a question thats no realy a question ?
JK
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that , and also cuz hes yung and would be afraid to ask us somthin like this with his orig screen name
souljaboy said:
that , and also cuz hes yung and would be afraid to ask us somthin like this with his orig screen name
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haha ......
nardo64 said:
i seen this gurl in my school wit these and it looked so great but i need help on doing this
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Dooiingg whaaat???
You have to take this, put that in it and you have the thing she has, and that is a great thing, and you can do a lot of things with these.
jaszek said:
You have to take this, put that in it and you have the thing she has, and that is a great thing, and you can do a lot of things with these.
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Ohhhh... I see now. I must've misread the question.
jaszek said:
You have to take this, put that in it and you have the thing she has, and that is a great thing, and you can do a lot of things with these.
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Hhahahahaha dont think thats what he was talking about but if so okay
MacaronyMax said:
Hhahahahaha dont think thats what he was talking about but if so okay
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There wasn't a picture before, right?
If its tits you want son, drink lots of beer and by the time your 40 you'll have man boobs!
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johndub71 said:
If its tits you want son, drink lots of beer and by the time your 40 you'll have man boobs!
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ahaha
ahem, screenshots please

No fap(jerkoff) December!

Basically you can't fap (jerkoff) the whole month of December! It's a test to see who can stand the pain!
Let me know if your in!
-If your in just update about once a week to tell if your still in, or your out.
Losers will be listed in RED
List of Participants
twitch153
MacaronyMax
westicle
flyboyovyick
Alex530
jaszek
Frizzanko
Master™
AdrianK
tookewl4skewl
souljaboy
C0mpu13rFr34k
blkout01
Qazz~
shr
westicle
Tallyphillips
kyouko
sirphunkee
silkuze
cashyftw said:
Basically you can't fap (jerkoff) the whole month of December! It's a test to see who can stand the pain!
Let me know if your in!
-If your in just update about once a week to tell if your still in, or your out.
Losers will be listed in RED
List of Participants
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What is this buzz about?
shr said:
What is this buzz about?
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Basically no jerking off for a whole month! Lol too see who the real men are
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Put me in red I lost.
Chalup said:
Put me in red I lost.
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It's the 28th of November
Haha lmao at this thread
Chalup said:
Put me in red I lost.
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lol da**, you were out before it started! ahhah
MacaronyMax said:
Haha lmao at this thread
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+1
cashyftw said:
Basically no jerking off for a whole month! Lol too see who the real men are
Sent from the speed demon
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How does this mean you're a real man?
This sounds terrible. After two weeks, you'll be so snippy!
FAP ON!
Haha jezz it doesn't start until december 1st! So fap all you want until then!
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Are we allowed to have someone do it for us
MacaronyMax said:
Are we allowed to have someone do it for us
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I was just thinking that... (not thinking *about* that, mind)
Haha nope, that counts as stroking!
Sent from the speed demon
cashyftw said:
Haha nope, that counts as stroking!
Sent from the speed demon
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No stroking either?!
Come on guys really?! Lmao This is just an odd thread!
twitch153 said:
Come on guys really?! Lmao This is just an odd thread!
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I take it your not up to the challenge then
Funniest thread ever!!
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MacaronyMax said:
Quote: I take it your not up to the challenge then
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.....Bring it trick!
What about have someone do it... with no hands?...
vmiguel said:
What about have someone do it... with no hands?...
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Good question! I'm in for this...lol
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i'm in!
i will try my best

[Q] How do you say the word "Monster"

Is it (Mon-ster) or (Mun-ster)?
Correct pronounciation is "Mother-in-Law"
Burko said:
Correct pronounciation is "Mother-in-Law"
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WIN.
Also I see wut you did thar.
Who says 'munster'?
AdrianK said:
Who says 'munster'?
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Me
10char.
For me its "Ex-Wife" still. (yup it really was that bad)
But.. I say "Mon-ster"
Munster was the silly 50's television show that was trying to rip off the Adam's family. (But I liked it just the same.)
.. or a really great cheese.
Monster, Like it's spelt
Burko said:
Correct pronounciation is "Mother-in-Law"
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You just won the internet.
MacaronyMax said:
Monster, Like it's spelt
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liar you say it mounstaer, you brit ass
Monstruo
JimJam707 said:
Me
10char.
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Why?
orb3000 said:
Monstruo
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Orb's really thrown a spanner in the works there!
I say monster. Munster is a type of cheese.
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On Topic:
I say it like this, "Monster!!!"
Off Topic:
Like my sig JimmyJammy?
Master™ said:
On Topic:
I say it like this, "Monster!!!"
Off Topic:
Like my sig JimmyJammy?
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I just stole your stolen sig
Master™ said:
On Topic:
I say it like this, "Monster!!!"
Off Topic:
Like my sig JimmyJammy?
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I love your sig.
The person who made that must a good looking chap.
MacaronyMax said:
I just stole your stolen sig
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Oh no you didn't! hahah
MONster.
That is all.
Depends on which ex-wife I'm talking about!

Confessions

http://youtu.be/EJ-y5k9qJBU
I am he. Alan was never banned from the vibrant forums. I just made a look-alike accounts. It got banned http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=3976767
Had yalls foo too. Figured I should confess cuz everyone thinks alan is "SO AWESOME" since his few recent threads. Yea, all me!
I was also the fake macaronymax that only max noticed. AKA "MacaroryMax". Yup, r instead of n. Look closer people.
Theres a few others. But i'd rather not tell you who/when they were around and how you reacted.
Good post. I have a confession to make to... I have no idea if it was a good post or not. Web page not foouuunnnnddddd
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deliriousDroid said:
Good post. I have a confession to make to... I have no idea if it was a good post or not. Web page not foouuunnnnddddd
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Awwww. I givez u da cookiez.
Nobody cares that I care to confess?
WHAT??????????????''''
idavid_ said:
WHAT??????????????''''
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Yes yes, no cameras please. Its true.
wait, what?!
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Purple Drama Llama said:
http://youtu.be/EJ-y5k9qJBU
I am he. Alan was never banned from the vibrant forums. I just made a look-alike accounts. It got banned http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=3976767
Had yalls foo too. Figured I should confess cuz everyone thinks alan is "SO AWESOME" since his few recent threads. Yea, all me!
I was also the fake macaronymax that only max noticed. AKA "MacaroryMax". Yup, r instead of n. Look closer people.
Theres a few others. But i'd rather not tell you who/when they were around and how you reacted.
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XD XD Well played lama, well played haha I had thought I saw posts that I hadn't even posted... then I spotted it ... Also congrats on the Alan thing You had me fooled : D
MacaronyMax said:
XD XD Well played lama, well played haha I had thought I saw posts that I hadn't even posted... then I spotted it ... Also congrats on the Alan thing You had me fooled : D
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Thanks Max
Now I gotta talk to sushi and twitch about a certain puppy.....
Purple Drama Llama said:
Thanks Max
Now I gotta talk to sushi and twitch about a certain puppy.....
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(Sushi xD xD)
haha awesome, What puppy is this?
MacaronyMax said:
(Sushi xD xD)
haha awesome, What puppy is this?
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Mmmmm.... iPad 2 guy who thought it was a Xoom (twitch or sushi cant remember who fell for it?). That was the best ever one.
Purple Drama Llama said:
Mmmmm.... iPad 2 guy who thought it was a Xoom (twitch or sushi cant remember who fell for it?). That was the best ever one.
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XD hahahaha That was you too! Hahahah Both did i think That's great! XD
wait so your twitch152 also???
T.C.P said:
wait so your twitch152 also???
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I think that's hus xD
MacaronyMax said:
I think that's hus xD
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sure it was him *evil laugh*
T.C.P said:
sure it was him *evil laugh*
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Hahaha It was you then xD
MacaronyMax said:
Hahaha It was you then xD
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well since this is a confession thread, then yes it is me, i also got a fake husam one and 2 more that i troll with
T.C.P said:
well since this is a confession thread, then yes it is me, i also got a fake husam one and 2 more that i troll with
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Haahah I think I know the othha one Black something? xD
MacaronyMax said:
Haahah I think I know the othha one Black something? xD
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shhhhh it max
T.C.P said:
shhhhh it max
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Hahaha Sure xD

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