Contribute for XDA - Off-topic

hello members,
We all have been here since years, months and days, many more are coming to join this legendary forum. So, i am starting this thread to show my contribution for this forum.
I am posting just a wallpaper that i made for my cell.
I hope many of you will join in, you can contribute anything and everything
Regards

I might be getting really, really cynical...or maybe i always was, but my sarcasm detector just went right off the charts
It's just as well i'm a well measured and rational person! Perhaps i'm spending too much time in the 'bad' kind of forum today...dunno?
OP. thanks for your work, it's good and we'd all like to see more. Forgive my ramblings and stop by Off-Topic for a chat anytime.
Edit: Friday night is often humming. Stay here for duration/visit then go out for whole night/visit-go out-come-back!

Nooooooooooooooooo please!!!!!!!
DJoptimus-One said:
many more are coming to join this legendary forum.
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orb3000 said:
Nooooooooooooooooo please!!!!!!!
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hahahahha! Rofl

orb3000 said:
Nooooooooooooooooo please!!!!!!!
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Nope, nothing at all! Didn't even twitch
Is there i can take my detector for re-calibration?
I'm broken...help me guys
Edit: Goddammit, now i accidentally my sentence. What's wrong with me??

DirkGently1 said:
Nope, nothing at all! Didn't even twitch
Is there i can take my detector for re-calibration?
I'm broken...help me guys
Edit: Goddammit, now i accidentally my sentence. What's wrong with me??
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Time to put the stella down sir.
I think you've had enough.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Time to put the stella down sir.
I think you've had enough.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I haven't had any!!!111
*tumbleweeds....*pennies drop...*the other shoe does too...*clanking and high pitched squeal.....
...
Aaaahhhh, i see what you did there! Very clever, reverse psycology...make the subject approach the problem from a different angle.
You're in the wrong line of work my friend!
So what you're saying is Drink more Stella and everything will be fixed? You sir are a genius, i shall commence your plan forthwith.

DirkGently1 said:
I haven't had any!!!111
*tumbleweeds....*pennies drop...*the other shoe does too...*clanking and high pitched squeal.....
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Aaaahhhh, i see what you did there! Very clever, reverse psycology...make the subject approach the problem from a different angle.
You're in the wrong line of work my friend!
So what you're saying is Drink more Stella and everything will be fixed? You sir are a genius, i shall commence your plan forthwith.
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Precisely.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

WTH are you rambling about @DirkGently1???

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This Is Just Sad....

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XDA-Portal said:
It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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PurpleLlamaLover said:
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
PurpleLlamaLover said:
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway
LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).
Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!
I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!
Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....
More sad
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )
Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do
WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!
orb3000 said:
I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation
Ooooooh, interesting!
orb3000 said:
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community[...]
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
6 months later and it's still sad
bbobeckyj said:
Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
Coldskiesfullofblue said:
With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?
I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
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[OMG]XDA Chat

So I remade an unofficial XDA chatroom, and since we don't have a shoutbox, this works. You can show yourself off on webcam, talk about llama recipes and hunting tips, or have team llama vs. anti-llama foundation arguments.
Can we talk about National Sea Monkey day?
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
Can we talk about National Sea Monkey day?
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We can talk about what ever you want. Also, you don't have to have a webcam to talk.
Hmm.... or do you.....
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
Hmm.... or do you.....
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what ever you want to believe, just join the chat room. lol
Alright!
Wait... was that a insult?
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
Alright!
Wait... was that a insult?
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was it??? lol
I didn't think so... but you never know...
Good ol tinychat.
I couldn't see anything... I'll try again though.
are people actually joining? If something i'm on http://tinychat.com/ia
I am bumping this, first post updated.
I'm also looking for moderators since I can't be in there 24/7. Hmmm....first 5 people to join get it?
No time for that sorry, enough with XDA, no more time left...
But but, the chat is part of XDA...unofficially. lol
Perhaps later
Good luck!
thanks mate..
And right now, you are at home, without friends, just flashed the newest rom and have nothing to do. Come into the chat
Wow, xda really is a lot of work to keep running smoothly
You don´t even imagine
iFoxy said:
Wow, xda really is a lot of work to keep running smoothly
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mods are asleep! post cp.

http://bit.ly/97V5YV
That's my favorite. Oh god I love white cp.
I prefer an 80lb Royal Laid Natural. Perfect for durable set lists on the stage.
good day.
I see the kitty below me... **** rock, here **** rock, here kitty kitty.
Boise X9 is what our office uses.
i loaded the page earlier and i just looked up and saw the thread name after 1 hour of h.a.w.x. and i was like , damn i couldnt of been playing THAT long cuz i dont remember when i typed 4chan on comp the last time
SamVib said:
http://bit.ly/97V5YV
That's my favorite. Oh god I love white cp.
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We don't sleep . We are XDA addicts, eventhough my subconscious is writing this message.
Mr. Clown said:
We don't sleep . We are XDA addicts, eventhough my subconscious is writing this message.
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Same. I keep checking the Vibrant's forum every 10 minutes. Then I go to off topic then apps and games.
And....your clown.... damn. It's scary. Especially that .gif, it just stared at me.... whoa. It gets freakier every second.
SamVib said:
Same. I keep checking the Vibrant's forum every 10 minutes. Then I go to off topic then apps and games.
And....your clown.... damn. It's scary. Especially that .gif, it just stared at me.... whoa. It gets freakier every second.
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That's because I don't sleep ...Always watching.
Beware, a Mod is always watchin you
That´s right, actually some of us really live here
http://tinyurl.com/38crsnp
orb3000 said:
That´s right, actually some of us really live here
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Talking about that Orb...rent's up buddy!!
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That's because I don't sleep ...Always watching.
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Do you also have that white curtian
MacaronyMax said:
Do you also have that white curtian
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Yes, and it's giving me a hell of a headache
Mr. Clown said:
Yes, and it's giving me a hell of a headache
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Did you freak out when you saw this thread Mr clown? haha
C0dy said:
http://tinyurl.com/38crsnp
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Haha nice one
http://tinyurl.com/onpsjp
Personally, I cant stand his role
lonelykatana said:
Did you freak out when you saw this thread Mr clown? haha
Haha nice one
http://tinyurl.com/onpsjp
Personally, I cant stand his role
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Of course I did...because they stated that I'm asleep...and I don't sleep at all
Mr. Clown said:
Of course I did...because they stated that I'm asleep...and I don't sleep at all
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Hell yeah, I think once you become a mod the amount of caffeine intake rises, Ill be up at 2am writing and then up at 4am checking RP's. you can never hide from us
Captainkrtek said:
Hell yeah, I think once you become a mod the amount of caffeine intake rises, Ill be up at 2am writing and then up at 4am checking RP's. you can never hide from us
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I'd happily help to lower your workload! Shame im not a mod *hinthinthint XDA people*
And i defiantly would would not abuse my powers all the time!
lonelykatana said:
I'd happily help to lower your workload! Shame im not a mod *hinthinthint XDA people*
And i defiantly would would not abuse my powers all the time!
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Haha It would be tempting
lonelykatana said:
I'd happily help to lower your workload! Shame im not a mod *hinthinthint XDA people*
And i defiantly would would not abuse my powers all the time!
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You can help me / us , since we basically depend on members to mod the whole site. Make sure if you think something is not right and against the rules in any forum to report us this by clicking "!" in the post. This will inmediately alert me and other mods as well.
SamVib said:
http://bit.ly/97V5YV
That's my favorite. Oh god I love white cp.
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Free Copy Paper, Sweet! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lofg46spZGE
MicrosoftSam said:
Free Copy Paper, Sweet! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lofg46spZGE
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Wow, 7 years...
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If i were a Developer, I would develop....

Hi Today everyone want to develop an App according to his
needs but main problem is they don't know how to develop.
Post your wishes here,
If you were a Developer then what you want to
develop or Port
may be it new idea or its already became an App
good luck..
A tool for automatically move threads to their correct section, and other one to ban noobs asking the same questions again and again....
orb3000 said:
A tool for automatically move threads to their correct section, and other one to ban noobs asking the same questions again and again....
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Bumped for the sheer pwnage dished out by a Mr. Orb!
sakai4eva endorses this!
orb3000 said:
A tool for automatically move threads to their correct section, and other one to ban noobs asking the same questions again and again....
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I shall bow to your highness Mr orb
Sent from my HTC Desire
virus for iphones
Just to be able to give to the community really. The community here that is.
Sent from a world beyond imagination
mprou said:
virus for iphones
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There's an app for that. It's called:
"You're not holding it right"
sakai4eva said:
There's an app for that. It's called:
"You're not holding it right"
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So you are an ifanboy. TRAITOR!!
Sent from my HTC Desire
dexter93 said:
So you are an ifanboy. TRAITOR!!
Sent from my HTC Desire
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Nope. I'm an iFanBoi fan. I love watching them smash themselves in the face.
Also, I'm implying that Steve Jobs is one of the greatest trolls on the face of the earth.
Am app to wipe the every iphone and blackberrys memory and replace it with a android shell
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An app that would automatically alert me every time my husband (Sparky, for those who don't know) was thinking about doing something stupid.....So I could smack him in the head and stop him. Anyone willing to help?
An app that if i put the idea of an app in it and features i have, it makes the app in an hour or less.
Babydoll25 said:
An app that would automatically alert me every time my husband (Sparky, for those who don't know) was thinking about doing something stupid.....So I could smack him in the head and stop him. Anyone willing to help?
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Reminds me of the idea I had years ago for a sarcasm detector. An app for such would be nice; something to emit a loud beep or vibrate every time someone says or writes something sarcastic, I have many friends/acquaintances who would benefit.
Oh and I wouldn't mind making an android mud client
I would develop an app that cooks for me and washes my clothes!
I would have to buy a lot of android tablets and make a robot out of them haha
Sblood86 said:
Reminds me of the idea I had years ago for a sarcasm detector. An app for such would be nice; something to emit a loud beep or vibrate every time someone says or writes something sarcastic, I have many friends/acquaintances who would benefit.
Oh and I wouldn't mind making an android mud client
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You can thank me later:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02/01/the_color_of_irony/
hahahahahhahaha
orb3000 said:
A tool for automatically move threads to their correct section, and other one to ban noobs asking the same questions again and again....
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dayyumm
Why did you think I bumped it in the first place?
It doesn't happen much, but when it does, that **** has to hurt. Orb own, the worst.
sakai4eva said:
You can thank me later
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haha, thieves stole my idea; awesome
thats great. i will help you ^^

Wandered into Off-Topic and can't find my way out! Where is the door anyway?

I spend more time in ot than any useful thread. Not complaining, only wondering if anyone else got trapped in here too
Kneel before your Mage-God!
Yes, welcome to OT. You won't be leaving
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
Pardon the pun. but "Resistance is futi...................
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Pardon the pun. but "Resistance is futi...................
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Ha! Perfect, one of my favorite races from my favorite series. Thanks for the welcome guys, it's nice here. Warmer than I would've though for being so far down
Kneel before your Mage-God!
PaganAng3l said:
Ha! Perfect, one of my favorite races from my favorite series. Thanks for the welcome guys, it's nice here. Warmer than I would've though for being so far down
Kneel before your Mage-God!
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Yeah, we're just not warm to the "Just trying to get my 10 posts" noobs. They need to be killed with fire! Or prevented from spamming OT.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
After a while I forgot this is a phone forum. I had a problem once, and searched on google and remembered I'm a member on a phone forum. lol. I only go to my phones forum to get a new rom once in a blue moon.
You can't leave. Pipsqueak guards the door and She bites!
It's a tablet dammit! Not a BIG phone....
There I'd no easy out..that is unless...
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TheRomMistress said:
There I'd no easy out..that is unless...
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Is*
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Pancakess.
it might be off-topic, but i just don't wanna be posting 10 times in a useful thread to say thanks.
so i'm glad there is an off-topic section to get this outta the way so i don't have post thanks in all the threads that helped me not brick my phone!
I'm about to blow up some thanks meters.
ADB_Initiate said:
it might be off-topic, but i just don't wanna be posting 10 times in a useful thread to say thanks.
so i'm glad there is an off-topic section to get this outta the way so i don't have post thanks in all the threads that helped me not brick my phone!
I'm about to blow up some thanks meters.
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Grab your torch and pitch forks!!! grrrrr
Stacked like waffles son
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ADB_Initiate said:
it might be off-topic, but i just don't wanna be posting 10 times in a useful thread to say thanks.
so i'm glad there is an off-topic section to get this outta the way so i don't have post thanks in all the threads that helped me not brick my phone!
I'm about to blow up some thanks meters.
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Ruuuuuunnnn!!!!! They have fire!
Kneel before your Mage-God!
PaganAng3l said:
Ruuuuuunnnn!!!!! They have fire!
Kneel before your Mage-God!
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The fire is reserved for the 10post noobs. You need not worry
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m1l4droid said:
There's no exit. Once in off-topic, there's no going back. We are all doomed.
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"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED" - Bender
seemed appropriate
Also I need help findind new music! Created an OT thread and linked some of my favs. HEEEEELP!
Kneel before your Mage-God!
I made it out once about 5 minutes ago i came back in for the first time in about 1 year feels good to be back.
I've never got any thanks in my whole XDA life
Zd0s said:
I made it out once about 5 minutes ago i came back in for the first time in about 1 year feels good to be back.
I've never got any thanks in my whole XDA life
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You're back, Where'd you go?
MacaronyMax said:
You're back, Where'd you go?
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On a journey across the galaxies.....
Zd0s said:
On a journey across the galaxies.....
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sounds sweet dude

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