If i were a Developer, I would develop.... - Off-topic

Hi Today everyone want to develop an App according to his
needs but main problem is they don't know how to develop.
Post your wishes here,
If you were a Developer then what you want to
develop or Port
may be it new idea or its already became an App
good luck..

A tool for automatically move threads to their correct section, and other one to ban noobs asking the same questions again and again....

orb3000 said:
A tool for automatically move threads to their correct section, and other one to ban noobs asking the same questions again and again....
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Bumped for the sheer pwnage dished out by a Mr. Orb!
sakai4eva endorses this!

orb3000 said:
A tool for automatically move threads to their correct section, and other one to ban noobs asking the same questions again and again....
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I shall bow to your highness Mr orb
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virus for iphones

Just to be able to give to the community really. The community here that is.
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mprou said:
virus for iphones
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There's an app for that. It's called:
"You're not holding it right"

sakai4eva said:
There's an app for that. It's called:
"You're not holding it right"
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So you are an ifanboy. TRAITOR!!
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dexter93 said:
So you are an ifanboy. TRAITOR!!
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Nope. I'm an iFanBoi fan. I love watching them smash themselves in the face.
Also, I'm implying that Steve Jobs is one of the greatest trolls on the face of the earth.

Am app to wipe the every iphone and blackberrys memory and replace it with a android shell
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An app that would automatically alert me every time my husband (Sparky, for those who don't know) was thinking about doing something stupid.....So I could smack him in the head and stop him. Anyone willing to help?

An app that if i put the idea of an app in it and features i have, it makes the app in an hour or less.

Babydoll25 said:
An app that would automatically alert me every time my husband (Sparky, for those who don't know) was thinking about doing something stupid.....So I could smack him in the head and stop him. Anyone willing to help?
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Reminds me of the idea I had years ago for a sarcasm detector. An app for such would be nice; something to emit a loud beep or vibrate every time someone says or writes something sarcastic, I have many friends/acquaintances who would benefit.
Oh and I wouldn't mind making an android mud client

I would develop an app that cooks for me and washes my clothes!
I would have to buy a lot of android tablets and make a robot out of them haha

Sblood86 said:
Reminds me of the idea I had years ago for a sarcasm detector. An app for such would be nice; something to emit a loud beep or vibrate every time someone says or writes something sarcastic, I have many friends/acquaintances who would benefit.
Oh and I wouldn't mind making an android mud client
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You can thank me later:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02/01/the_color_of_irony/

hahahahahhahaha
orb3000 said:
A tool for automatically move threads to their correct section, and other one to ban noobs asking the same questions again and again....
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dayyumm

Why did you think I bumped it in the first place?

It doesn't happen much, but when it does, that **** has to hurt. Orb own, the worst.

sakai4eva said:
You can thank me later
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haha, thieves stole my idea; awesome

thats great. i will help you ^^

Related

This Is Just Sad....

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XDA-Portal said:
It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
PurpleLlamaLover said:
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway
LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).
Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!
I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!
Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....
More sad
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )
Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do
WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!
orb3000 said:
I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation
Ooooooh, interesting!
orb3000 said:
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community[...]
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
6 months later and it's still sad
bbobeckyj said:
Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
Coldskiesfullofblue said:
With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?
I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
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[Q] survey about fastfood

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Just added a link for easy answering, when done click the button at the buttom of the page. http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/MKVMRRZ
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We are a group of physiotherapists that have been forced to do a survey about junk-food and peoples thoughts about it, please take your time to answer these questions.
Why aren't we investing in long-term solutions such as improving the quality / nutritional value of the soil?
Why do you think fast food has become so widespread, despite the poor quality?
Why are people still "uninformed" about food, although knowledge is available?
Why do scare campagns do poorly in your country. if they do ?
Do you think that people who drink alcohol or smoke should have to pay for treatment of diseases related to lifestyle, and why?
what country are you from?
Thanks in advance.
I'm from the U.S.A. Weed is the cause of all these problems.
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I'm from England. I eat junk when I cannot be bothered to cook. We have hectic lives now for what our bodies were not intended to do. Hence the rise in mental health issues. Easiest way out is fast food...
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I´ve made a link to make it easier for ppl to answer.
hopefully I´ll get some answers I can use
westicle said:
I'm from the U.S.A. Weed is the cause of all these problems.
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Don't start on marij****, I would win on an argument with that.. We** does nothing to your braincells like some of your 5th grade teachers say.
Master™ said:
Don't start on marij****, I would win on an argument with that.. We** does nothing to your braincells like some of your 5th grade teachers say.
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+1, I smoke weed every day and I eat better (healthier) than probably 90% of my fellow Americans, but that's a whole other topic..
It made you forget a couple of letters, "uana" and "ed".
good day.
chopper the dog said:
It made you forget a couple of letters, "uana" and "ed".
good day.
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Baaaahahahahahahahaha...wait, what's next? oh yeah...hahahahaha Priceless

Thread Nazi's *Wrong Forum Fool*

What do you guys think? I'm seeing way to many dev's, forum goers and mods alike jump all over people ****e whenever they post in the wrong forum
Be Kind to your fellow man no need to be a **** about it. It's a learning experience if you are really getting upset over the "wrong category" you just shouldn't post there is plenty of other outlets for you.
My Two Cents and did I put it in the wrong forum? lol
Wrong section
Trash maybe?? Jk, but are you alowed to use the term [email protected] because its a hate word
I don't know what the vibrant forums are like, but in the realm of the almighty nexus mods and admins are constantly moving and deleting threads to the proper section, and it really clutters up the flow of the forum. It also makes it near impossible to find the thread you want...and, if you're like me, you don't want to waste the five minutes you can spare for xda daily on forum sifting.
Posting in the right subforum, AFAIK, are a part of the rules you agreed to by creating an account. I'm probably wrong there, but it would make sense.
BTW, I like the post count Max (1337)
Usually just ignore the *COUGH* jerks *COUGH* but sometimes I have to let a little anger out cause there are seriously a lot of *COUGH* jerks *COUGH* posting in the wrong section, not reading the first post etc... Now you made me mad You happy?
whats a tread nazi
Oh God. The vibrant forums are hell. They rip yer scalps off for asking a simple question. It gets annoying really. Look at the general. Noobs ask a question and they get flamed for it. That's BS.
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Alex530 said:
Oh God. The vibrant forums are hell. They rip yer scalps off for asking a simple question. It gets annoying really. Look at the general. Noobs ask a question and they get flamed for it. That's BS.
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Glad I'm not the only one seeing it.
Nazi stopped being a hate word since the COD Nazi Zombie invasion we got better words to use now
ZombieDude00 said:
Glad I'm not the only one seeing it.
Nazi stopped being a hate word since the COD Nazi Zombie invasion we got better words to use now
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Some might call it a compliment. "You move like a nazi zombie" "Thanks"
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Alex530 said:
Some might call it a compliment. "You move like a nazi zombie" "Thanks"
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Haha LoL Im going to hang round the vibrant section for a little bit and see what it's like
MacaronyMax said:
Wrong section
Trash maybe?? Jk, but are you alowed to use the term [email protected] because its a hate word
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I agree, be careful you might up set someone.
flyboyovyick said:
I agree, be careful you might up set someone.
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lol totally be careful Nazi's among us
Would Forum Gestapo be more pc? Or Forum Police? I like Forum A-wipes.
good day.
chopper the dog said:
Would Forum Gestapo be more pc? Or Forum Police? I like Forum A-wipes.
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Aha +1 for the Forum A-wipes
I believe Forum Nazi is just dandy.
Forumnistas
How about forumnistas
I usually post in Vibrant forums, What i see is there are alot punk kids in the forums (aka younger people) So I take their behavior with a grain of salt, and....... Most of the Galaxy owners believe they have the more noble phone ergo the more purest attitude in the forum.
understandable the Galaxy phone is an awesome phone, i think save the attitude for Apple
oka1 said:
How about forumnistas
I usually post in Vibrant forums, What i see is there are alot punk kids in the forums (aka younger people) So I take their behavior with a grain of salt, and....... Most of the Galaxy owners believe they have the more noble phone ergo the more purest attitude in the forum.
understandable the Galaxy phone is an awesome phone, i think save the attitude for Apple
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Haha like playing Xbox. There are a lot of screaming small kids there too but then again most of them has so high pitch voices that only elephants can hear them
We are okay with Forumistas

Contribute for XDA

hello members,
We all have been here since years, months and days, many more are coming to join this legendary forum. So, i am starting this thread to show my contribution for this forum.
I am posting just a wallpaper that i made for my cell.
I hope many of you will join in, you can contribute anything and everything
Regards
I might be getting really, really cynical...or maybe i always was, but my sarcasm detector just went right off the charts
It's just as well i'm a well measured and rational person! Perhaps i'm spending too much time in the 'bad' kind of forum today...dunno?
OP. thanks for your work, it's good and we'd all like to see more. Forgive my ramblings and stop by Off-Topic for a chat anytime.
Edit: Friday night is often humming. Stay here for duration/visit then go out for whole night/visit-go out-come-back!
Nooooooooooooooooo please!!!!!!!
DJoptimus-One said:
many more are coming to join this legendary forum.
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orb3000 said:
Nooooooooooooooooo please!!!!!!!
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hahahahha! Rofl
orb3000 said:
Nooooooooooooooooo please!!!!!!!
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Nope, nothing at all! Didn't even twitch
Is there i can take my detector for re-calibration?
I'm broken...help me guys
Edit: Goddammit, now i accidentally my sentence. What's wrong with me??
DirkGently1 said:
Nope, nothing at all! Didn't even twitch
Is there i can take my detector for re-calibration?
I'm broken...help me guys
Edit: Goddammit, now i accidentally my sentence. What's wrong with me??
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Time to put the stella down sir.
I think you've had enough.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Time to put the stella down sir.
I think you've had enough.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I haven't had any!!!111
*tumbleweeds....*pennies drop...*the other shoe does too...*clanking and high pitched squeal.....
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Aaaahhhh, i see what you did there! Very clever, reverse psycology...make the subject approach the problem from a different angle.
You're in the wrong line of work my friend!
So what you're saying is Drink more Stella and everything will be fixed? You sir are a genius, i shall commence your plan forthwith.
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I haven't had any!!!111
*tumbleweeds....*pennies drop...*the other shoe does too...*clanking and high pitched squeal.....
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Aaaahhhh, i see what you did there! Very clever, reverse psycology...make the subject approach the problem from a different angle.
You're in the wrong line of work my friend!
So what you're saying is Drink more Stella and everything will be fixed? You sir are a genius, i shall commence your plan forthwith.
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Precisely.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
WTH are you rambling about @DirkGently1???

A special person adopts Android

Looks like a very special person, whom I noted on my Facebook wall, has adopted Android.
http://gizmodo.com/5866007/the-pope-has-chosen-android
I couldn't care less about the fact that the Pope is gonna use an Android tablet to turn on some Christmas lights. I'm more interested in hacking the site that's being used so I can turn them on instead
*Puts on reading glasses*
"Archer"..... "Recognized Developer"....
Well, what are you waiting for? Code! CODE!
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I couldn't care less about the fact that the Pope is gonna use an Android tablet to turn on some Christmas lights. I'm more interested in hacking the site that's being used so I can turn them on instead
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Hehe...there's a special place that special person will send you if you do something cool and fun like that.
[wishing I knew how to code...]
BazookaAce said:
*Puts on reading glasses*
"Archer"..... "Recognized Developer"....
Well, what are you waiting for? Code! CODE!
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Heh - I've been warned off hacking
MartyLK said:
Hehe...there's a special place that special person will send you if you do something cool and fun like that.
[wishing I knew how to code...]
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There's far too many joke responses to that comment. It would be pointless to choose only 1 of them.
Archer said:
Heh - I've been warned off hacking
There's far too many joke responses to that comment. It would be pointless to choose only 1 of them.
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just like religions! eh?
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