My phone is haunted - Off-topic

Yesterday i noticed that a process was going wild and i could't find it in the system and therefore i could not kill it. You can read more about it in this thread.
As you can read in the other thread i managed to fix it, but that's not the end of the story. There's a new parasite in town:
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The funny part this time is that i deleted Watchdog yesterday, and it has manifestet itself into a battery sucking "thing" while i have been sleeping. I managed to make it go towards the light with an exorcist aka ROM Manager today, but i think it's strange that this happens, and i certainly do not understand why it happens.
Any thoughts? And yes, i think it's appropriate to post this here this time since i'm not really interested in the science behind this but some typical off-topic fun. Is this the spirit of the dog in watchdog? Is it still protecting me from evil spirits (malware), or was it only here to steal my power?

I know this doesn't help you... But what app us that? The one you took a screenshot of?
Sent from a phone controlling a computer controlling a different phone

This kinda scares me.
Sent from my SGH-T959 using XDA App

Meh. I've had "ghost processes" before. Tell it firmly but kindly to go into the light...DL a new ROM (or reinstall the old one) a do a clean install...ghost dog gone...
Silly people are silly.

sepherian said:
I know this doesn't help you... But what app us that? The one you took a screenshot of?
Sent from a phone controlling a computer controlling a different phone
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That's the stock MIUI battery monitor

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Zombie uprising soon

Avon's new miracle cream promises to bring back the dead. On sale now anywhere avon is sold. Expecting zombie outbreak at any time now, if you have a G1 please download the zombie RUN! application to track the local outbreak.
Also pay attention to local construction signs as they can be your first warning.
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Click here to go to he article @ joystiq
p.s. start running.
I wonder if we put this cream all over those devices that we had bricked, if they will come back to life, at least on bootloader mode......mmmmmmm....
That will be the solution for: "my deviced had bricked, need help" and save a lot of useless new threads.
As long as the phone don't try to take a bite off my ear I'm willing to try....
DanQ said:
I wonder if we put this cream all over those devices that we had bricked, if they will come back to life, at least on bootloader mode......mmmmmmm....
That will be the solution for: "my deviced had bricked, need help" and save a lot of useless new threads.
As long as the phone don't try to take a bite off my ear I'm willing to try....
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No silly! phones don't have teeth! at least most. And yes it works on phones too, though I would recommend to not try it on your car. It worked but a few hours later it started talking and then tried to run me over. For some reason I always pictured it with a voice like KITT, but it was just an evil voice.
ha ha herby goes bananas
Oh god! They've infected the economy! That explains everything!!!
OH MY GOD! THEY'VE TAKEN OVER THE ISRAELI BANKS!
btw, i have the whole series in good quality, if anyne's interested.
ZORT

[GUIDE] How to run iPhone/iPod touch Apps on a PPC

So I was just browsing through some of the sub-forums and I found a lot of questions asking, "HOW KENN I RUN iPHONE APZ ON MI PPC?"
I today have brought you a solution.
Using this method, your phone/device will not need any additional memory usage, or even any additional software/hardware for that matter. All games will run full speed too! And the best part is -- none of this will affect your battery life!
Here you go folks! A picture is worth a thousand words, so this video is worth a million (Or something like that! )
http://www.youtube.com/v/HA17r26Ytz0&hl=en_US&fs=1
Tada!!
edit: This will work with all screen resolutions!
Does this work on the HTC HD2?
Metta24 said:
Does this work on the HTC HD2?
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Upon further inspection it works on every phone on every operating system
It's a really hilarious* video showing someone running an app on an iphone which he has physically placed on top of a PPC.
* when I write, hilarious, I really didn't mean it.
Thread can be closed now, if not deleted, please.
It will run on my Tilt, as long as it is on my desk. But will not run on my Tilt if it is in the charging dock. Any ideas ?
fail thread.
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Hello, i'de just like to ask. HOw to instal the QUickpwn program on XP or windows 7. I try to instal it but its always have an error. Quickpwn is the program that can jail;break the ipod touch.
thanks
thats so cool, Im gonna try that.

XDA is KILLING me!!!!

I need help!!
I can't stop f5'ing xda forums.
I think I have something called XDA-fever.
XDA-Medical-help said:
XDA-Fever (also known as XDA-pyrexia), is a common medical sign characterized by an elevation of temperature above the normal range of 36.5–37.5 °C, depending on the power of your computers fan.
As a person's temperature increases, there is, in general, a feeling of cold despite an increasing body temperature, and a huge increasement on F5'ing XDA forums.
When a person has first started reading the forums, the chance of getting cured is very low.
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Its normal... the first 100 years are tough... After that,you are fully adapted
Sent from my HTC Sensation XE with Beats Audio using Tapatalk
The same disease
I keep f5'ing XDA!
Tetris Forever <3
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I keep checking xda forums every day since I registered.. I think I'll need some pills to decrease the symptoms of XDA-fever..
forget f5´ing... gotta love the xda app... getting the xda kick mobile...
the only thing keeping me sane is the fact that there is no iPad app. If there was one, I'd be in real trouble. maybe hospitalized, enjoying chocolate
alaman68 said:
the only thing keeping me sane is the fact that there is no iPad app. If there was one, I'd be in real trouble. maybe hospitalized, enjoying chocolate
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There is however tapatalk
Which i have and i hate the layout of where they put stuff, it is so much more annoying to navigate around it, Android version is much better
It is a symptom of ORD - and we all have it.
Wowww
He crezy.

Text Enhance has to die!

Sign in!
http://www.change.org/petitions/link-enhance-link-enhance-have-to-die-from-our-browser-2
Pointless petitions that wont solve anything need to die.
Someone explain this so I don't have to click the link.
Kthxbai
Okay, link explained nothing. OP, you have some explaining to do....
Why wouldn't I want my text enhanced? it sounds awesome....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Hmmm, issue seems non-existent on Firefox. Why you use IE?
Excuse my ignorance but what is that?
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It is spoon f##king annoying! I used to have it on my previous Windows installation. It keeps changing some words to links and it's full of ads!! I kept signing out but it came back every time I opened Chrome again. I want to brutally murder the developer of this horrible horrible thing.
Sent from my Nexus S with CyanogenMod 9
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It is spoon f##king annoying
spoon f##king annoying
spoon f##king
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WTF is this? I drink "a couple" of beers and this is what i find? ARCHER, kill this mofo!
Sent from my GT-N7000 using xda premium
1 out of 5000 signatures..
Your on your own on this one mate
Maybe this will help you
I have AIDS and i enjoy it.
That's a lie, but it's more interesting than this topic no?
Sent from my GT-N7000 using xda premium
robgee789 made it for me in his GFX thread
I don't know What i know is that it's a freaking awesome combo!

WikiLeaks confirms CIA hacking MObilie Devices

SO i was browsing through internet and i came across the mobile security is just a joke and can be bypoassed by #CIA#
This is the youtube link that i am talking about.
So aren't we safe anymore. What is XDA doing in terms of Securing a Device.
TESTING? ROMS?MODS?
Its an issue and i would love to hear it from the Tech Giants.
Thanks
Sawan Bhan
Cmd.sawan said:
SO i was browsing through internet and i came across the mobile security is just a joke and can be bypoassed by #CIA#
This is the youtube link that i am talking about.
So aren't we safe anymore. What is XDA doing in terms of Securing a Device.
TESTING? ROMS?MODS?
Its an issue and i would love to hear it from the Tech Giants.
Thanks
Sawan Bhan
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Here's what I do:
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Now I know that seems a bit extreme, but I'm working on a full body suit too. You can never have enough protection. :good:
I don't live in the U.S., so I just keep a lot of CIA memes on my phone and taunt them, since they can't touch me.
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Darth said:
I don't live in the U.S., so I just keep a lot of CIA memes on my phone and taunt them, since they can't touch me.
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Or... txtmessage and Facebook and WhatsApp all your friends the name of your new cat called ISIS will draw their attention too :laugh:

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