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Hi guys! Still here.

Hello people.
Some of you have been asking where I was?! No I wasn't busy with my girlfriend. I dumped her for another then got a girl a few days later and will dump her tomorrow.
That's pretty much it.

Maybe you like boys?

Poor girl. I still haven't seen her pics in your FB an you already have another? Lol
Anyway, congratulations for your awards!
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kids today can´t stand a long lasting relation
11 years was my last

orb3000 said:
kids today can´t stand a long lasting relation
11 years was my last
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That's a huge commitment Maybe he just enjoys this new found ability to get girls that he never had till we have him this ability....WE CREATED A MONSTER!
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New user name "alanmanwhore15" jks
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My friends keep calling me that! Lol
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Alanrocks15 said:
My friends keep calling me that! Lol
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I believe it.
How many woman you be hurtin', yo?

But sure to bang them before you hurt them, though you can do that at the same time.
Ok I kid I kid!
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She shut up in 3 days. Mods please remive

Hello friends I have been here on xda reading and posting for a while. I feel that the people here are very helpful and kind. I feel we could help.each other with any thing. Cell phones. Girlfriends. Money. Advice. Anything is possible thanks to all of us. I made a utube video with my girlfriend last nite. And right before we got it on I was taping it with my waterproof defy. She made a comment that she didn't want me to take it cause it would end up on the internet. So I made a joke about not putting her face on it. It went over very well we had a good moment it was fun. So today I placed it on utube so she could she it on her phone. I also told her I was gonna get big hits because I was gonna send it to all my friends. And she laughed @ me a lil bit more then alot. So I sent it to every1 I knew. Apparently I only know 39 people including myself. So now jokes on me. Im hoping xda friends and reader can get me some more views to shut her up. If not take a look @ a pretty lady @ least. Please be nice and leave a funny comment or least thumb it up. Thanks for reading and looking. And thanks xda for making my phone better then non xda users or iphone bums. And remember least mine can go swimming. The link finally http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASvnwJZmLEo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Ps. I suck @ the "ban some1 above u" topic. I quoted nothing. Booo
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Is she getting undressed?
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Yes! " can't believe im doing this again " lol please says its kinda funny in here. Im dying for hits I need to shut her up. N Mayb get a 3 rd vid. :0)
10 hits in about 30 mins. Not bad guys thanks.
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I c wut u did thar
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??? The joke? That was my favorite part. :9)
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That's not my favorite part of your body anyways....haha
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this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn

k0sh said:
this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn
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I think the word you're looking for is funny
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twitch153 said:
I think the word you're looking for is funny
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nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here

^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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gplock said:
^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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you don't need your friends to hit the like button or to give a silly comment for a silly video , you need your MAN stuff to shut your gf mouth ... show her the DUDE stuff or just do her the GOLDEN Rule ( Helicopter Dance ) works sometimes

I showed it to her. Just how she likes it. That's y the vid was cut short :0) sincerely sorry bout that.
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k0sh said:
nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here
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I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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So what left for me huh!
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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twitch153 said:
Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Babydoll25 said:
Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Lady
You are a selfish lady
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k0sh said:
Lady
You are a selfish lady
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I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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Babydoll25 said:
I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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He gets no approval, he may use the ban mallet though...
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LateNight Munchies ~THREAD~

Title says it folks^^
What are you eating for the LateNight Munchies..
I usually order pizza but got some WaffleHouse tonight,haven't had it in awhile and its open 24/7
Plus i love food;p
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Made a steak with the right seasonings. Had some brews for a side dish.
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Karakoram2 said:
Made a steak with the right seasonings. Had some brews for a side dish.
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I'm to lazy to make food at night
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I used to go straight from the bar to a fast food joint and get a double cheese burger. at 3 am.

jaszek said:
I used to go straight from the bar to a fast food joint and get a double cheese burger. at 3 am.
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That's why they make fast food places
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Late night munchies for me - it's coming up on 11:30 pm - a cold can of John Smiths and a couple of creme caramels from the fridge.

Simon.TS.HTC said:
Late night munchies for me - it's coming up on 11:30 pm - a cold can of John Smiths and a couple of creme caramels from the fridge.
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Creme caramels??
Lol
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Mod Edi: Really, you had to go there? ~ TRM

fleurdelisxliv said:
Mod Edi: Really, you had to go there? ~ TRM
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No drug talk in here sorry
Lol and i always have the munchies just eat alot at night
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ScubaSteev said:
No drug talk in here sorry
Lol and i always have the munchies just eat alot at night
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i always have the late night munchies after a lot of beer if im able to get the food to my mouth lol

ScubaSteev said:
Creme caramels??
Lol
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I knew, but it was the only food in my fridge and I couldn't be bothered to cook a pizza from frozen
As for the reason, just got back from a date - I know most of you have heard about Elizabeth recently through my posts here. I'd known all along that she was planning on going back gone to Romania next week to work out her future - I learnt that it's because she's been diagnosed with cancer and is going home for treatment.
Therefore, got home, couldn't sleep, needed food.

Simon.TS.HTC said:
I knew, but it was the only food in my fridge and I couldn't be bothered to cook a pizza from frozen
As for the reason, just got back from a date - I know most of you have heard about Elizabeth recently through my posts here. I'd known all along that she was planning on going back gone to Romania next week to work out her future - I learnt that it's because she's been diagnosed with cancer and is going home for treatment.
Therefore, got home, couldn't sleep, needed food.
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Ohh damn:/
Well i hope all works out.
But i was asking what is creme caramels? Lol
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ScubaSteev said:
Ohh damn:/
Well i hope all works out.
But i was asking what is creme caramels? Lol
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Look up on Google. Sweet caramel flavoured puddings - yum yum

Simon.TS.HTC said:
Look up on Google. Sweet caramel flavoured puddings - yum yum
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Lmfao!
That sounds kiddish ha
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Swiss cheese...thick slices...about 2 pounds per week. I don't know why, but it goes perfect with beer.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Swiss cheese...thick slices...about 2 pounds per week. I don't know why, but it goes perfect with beer.
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Holy crap dude......that's a lot
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Pizza or maccas... Sometimes just chocolate will ease the fever
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Vis1on said:
Pizza or maccas... Sometimes just chocolate will ease the fever
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Mmmm chocolate
Pizza is good too
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High School/middle school (junior high) Stories

Hello XDA members,mods,and noobs who need to go to their mom and tell them that they are sorry for having her telling you youre special and you're not because your a looooosser.
This is a thread were you post all your favorite,amazing,awesome,naughty(clean),bad, worst, horrible, memories about high school and/or middle school.
Im in middle school (junior high)
So ill start with one in middle school this year....I got a front row seat next to the teachers desk because I was flirting with girls on the first day of school (august 21,2012)
I hope some people will share :thumbup:

I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Kelton Rivas said:
I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Hahaha that sucks having them kick u out
So youre going to college to be a doctor?
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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No, I want to be an Engineer. Ideally for electrical because it's one of the broadest degrees of engineering (I've been told the more broad the degree is the more useful it is). I volunteered at the hospital for extracurricular hours, etc
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
Sent from your mom.
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And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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stumpyz9 said:
And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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It was a win win.
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i dont remember that far back

fleurdelisxliv said:
i dont remember that far back
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Trust me, I definitely can't remember what flavor ice cream I had.
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Back in high school in maths class i asked a student if he was feeling moist, really loudly and got sent out of the room and told off by the teacher hehe
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And now you work in icecream
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QuantumFoam said:
And now you work in icecream
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It is my density.
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saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college

YummyLaxatives said:
saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college
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Why u no take pictures?
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Hmm let's see when I was in the 7th grade(middle school) I was dating this girl. We were going out for a while I believe it was 8 months. We decided it wad time to go a little further. So on Valentine's she walked to my house in the middle of the night( she knew where I lived but I didn't know where she did lol). We spent some time together for a couple of hours . Then she would walk back home before her parents would wake up. We did this a couple times then finally got caught. She would use her moms phone to text me and she would take her phone when she came to my house. Well one day her mom woke up early and saw her phone was missing. So she called the phone a bunch of times and then saw that her daughter wasn't home she thought she had run away but she was really still at my house . Well since her parents didnt know we were going out but her parents knew my parents for a long time.......
And that's all for now ill finish this later since I just waisted my time writing this instead of my essay due tomorrow lol
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
It is my destiny.
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FTFY

veeman said:
FTFY
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I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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Grammar Nazis don't watch movies.

Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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.........go on
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Stupid question? Stupid answer!

What's this all about, you ask? Well, it's simple, really. You ask a question, someone gives you an answer. Yes, I know, that's no fun. Here's how you spice it up.
Ask a stupid question. The next person who replies gives you a stupid answer, and then asks their own stupid question.
OK, I get it, you need examples, so try this on for size:
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1st poster: Why is the sky blue?
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2nd poster: Because gravity was suddenly reversed for short period of time, and a bunch of water was suspended high in the atmosphere when it reverted back.
2nd poster: Why is six scared of seven?
It should go on back and forth.
So im first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Thread cleaned. Stay on topic or stay out

To meet the chick
Where was the chick?

Seraz007 said:
To meet the chick
Where was the chick?
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Under my bed.
Where was newton when an apple fell to his head?
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Out in international waters collecting shrimp harvest for thanksgiving.
What does red,white, and blue stand for?
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Well they are not colours. That I'm sure of.
How is your mother?
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ArmorD said:
Well they are not colours. That I'm sure of.
How is your mother?
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Depressed...
and yours?

Alive
If you fart underwater,can the fish smell it?
Screaming idgaf with his windows down and his system up

south956 said:
If you fart underwater,can the fish smell it?
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Yes, fish have ears.
Whats the song that goes, "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer?"

The fourth symphony by Beethoven in his later years.
Why not?
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Why not not?
Why can't we eat bricks?
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Thousands of years ago,way before Tellytubbies, there was a clan of cavemen trying to perfect themselves. One did eat a brick but fell on said brick and got short term amnesia. He awoke and thought it was with his head that he broke this brick. This tradition has continued to this day and is known as karate, all for a clumsy,brick-eating man.
How did curiosity kill the cat?
Man run in front of car get tired. Man run behind car get exhausted.
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The cat was curious of where cats from, upon learning the the truth, it did suicide.
Why haven't cats taken over the world yet?
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404-Not Found said:
Why haven't cats taken over the world yet?
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No opposable thumbs.
How long does thread have before I close it?

Archer said:
No opposable thumbs.
How long does thread have before I close it?
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A lot longer than it would take for me to open another.
Why do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Because swimming in squares would be weird. They are one legged after all...
Why has Archer not closed this thread already?
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ArmorD said:
Because swimming in squares would be weird. They are one legged after all...
Why has Archer not closed this thread already?
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Becoz Archer is nub.
Why all teh people are nubs?
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I dont know what nubs are but i aint a person imma dinosaur.
What did Peter Piper do with all the pecks of pickled pepper that he picked?
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the road can move, but the chicken can't
Why am i soo stupid?

Ninja'd......
Because you have your eyes closed
How is that even possible?
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