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This is indeed the most highly sought after and sophisticated programmer in all of history.

Is this a joke? I don't get it at all.

At least my phone works un-like iFonz

I wasn't saying anything negative. I really truly didn't understand your post. Are you saying that you are going to be introducing a whole bunch of new apps? if so, i am happy about that. But I am not sure if it is joke due to the image, which looked like a commodore 64, this is why i asked if joke

So what is this for?
I think you will come and teach us how to design in photoshop? coreldraw?
or maybe the designers Topic in off topic?... what is this for!!!! please!!!!! jajajaj lol sorry about that.

Okay this is my attempt at explaining everything at once, You see there is a problem, there is wizard who controls the world day & night and he has nothing better to do than to get developers to develop new software and everyday he switches them up like gloves. He's got a block on the skyways, the metro system, atm machines. Even your phone & international communications satellites. As you may beginning to understand, that this smart-chip is controlling everything from newscasts to the ethanol boom. Nobody is anybody and the cellphone has global control. I'm merely the wizard behind the magic, why? Because I was the first to put pen to paper. Then I went to mighty mount ararat and Found Two tablet PCs but when I got down and noticed everyone was using mac to edit "Artistic Nude" photos of their wives and daughter I decended upon them with a grave vengence. And only those that are traveling in my Arc will ever be saved.
In conclusion this phone does much more than control my schedule, it controls the world. It will change history.

StackOverflowException

*Does not compute* *initiate self-destruct sequence* *5 ... 4.... 3... 2.. 1...*

God! Can you please talk in english! We live in 2008, not shakespearen time where we talk like we're the almighty god/3rd person.
Basically, what I got from that is you're going to come out with new programs for your phone which will soon allow you to dominate the world because you're a magical programmer?

Kraize said:
God! Can you please talk in english! We live in 2008, not shakespearen time where we talk like we're the almighty god/3rd person.
Basically, what I got from that is you're going to come out with new programs for your phone which will soon allow you to dominate the world because you're a magical programmer?
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No, you've got it all wrong! He is a magic wizard who took a mighty adventure:
Then I went to mighty mount ararat and Found Two tablet PCs
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Where in 2008, magic tablet PC's await for their long lost master, who then add themes and sell it.
The End.

dude, you are hilarious! i love it. It's the Next Step after movie "Minority Report"... Wait, sorry, my chip is telling me I must go now to take a huge **** . Thank you for controlling everything for me, including my bowel movements. I sure hope you sound just like Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction -- otherwise you are, I am sorry to say, a failure. Please do not disappoint!
bingo1010 said:
In conclusion this phone does much more than control my schedule, it controls the world. It will change history.
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Sorry I can't hear your retarded rap from above the tree tops

bingo1010 said:
Sorry I can't hear your retarded rap from above the tree tops
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We're not trying to diss you or anything. That is the first actual post you wrote that I understood, I think >.> Can you please simply explain what you are trying to tell us? Not in code or from a businessman's view point. Are you like writing this and translating it into English?

AAHHH that was good
Oh hey check this out.
www.phillycontractorsinsurance.com
look at what I hacked on this website it looks sick on Skyfire

What is indecency?

Like the topic reads, What is indecency? What according to you is an indecent act?

Anyhting that goes against the moral ethics of one's religion, country or culture.

Tubgirl + Goatse on the same page. Anything less is kosher.

LOL! Funny thread!
It depends where you are. Of course being at a beach you can wear a swimming suit, but wearing anything close to a bathing suit outside of the beach is indecency (in my opinion).
Another thing, I HATE short-shorts, even on girls. It seems younger girls are now wearing revealing clothes, and very tight short shorts. I think if people dressed nicer, they would have much better self-esteem.

Indecency
Having sex with a goat
Posting as I do in XDA
Not helping a noob

Two Girls, One cup

I think it's when someone does something stupid intentionally/unintentionally and makes them self look bad. Sometimes, making people around them look bad. It happenes a lot. Many people do stupid crap like rocing out to classical music in a mall, and look like losers. Sometimes you accidently do something stupid and it's like, wow, should've known better. It's when you don't think something out twice.

G1BRICKED said:
I think it's when someone does something stupid intentionally/unintentionally and makes them self look bad. Sometimes, making people around them look bad. It happenes a lot. Many people do stupid crap like rocing out to classical music in a mall, and look like losers. Sometimes you accidently do something stupid and it's like, wow, should've known better. It's when you don't think something out twice.
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Hey, it was Lady Gaga's Bad Romance in the mall and rocking out to classical music on the street, get it right.

Provoking war for money's sake? Now, this is awesomely indecent!
Bad/sick things done to people under the mental age of six. This is also indecent, immoral, inhumane, in...etc...(fill in the blanks)

Here we go buddy!
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–adjective 1. offending against generally accepted standards of propriety or good taste; improper; vulgar: indecent jokes; indecent language; indecent behavior.
2. not decent; unbecoming or unseemly: indecent haste.
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1555–65; < L indecent- (s. of indecēns) unseemly. See in-3, decent
—Related forms in·de·cent·ly, adverb
—Synonyms
1.distasteful, immodest, indecorous, indelicate; coarse, outrageous, rude, gross; obscene, filthy, lewd, licentious. See improper. 2. inappropriate.
—Antonyms
2. appropriate; becoming.

I think your "indecent" when you go to a store, and buy more than 1 item. I mean what's the point of it!! It's really rude and offending to the cashire and the store because they need to ring up more things, and the store loses another item for green paper! Such a rip off. Anyone else with me on that!

2 people locking lips in the pooring rain down a dry alley way and taking up nearly the whole alley meaning others have to squeze past or flashing a bo**ock or bresticle

according to guidelines Apple has posted:
- images of women in bikinis.
- images of men in bikinis
- skin
- silhouettes
- sexual connotations or innuendo.
- images that can be sexually arousing
-apps in any way imply sexual content
are all indecent

indecency laws
check with you country.
not every country uses the same laws on this matter.

I was in a plane crash that had a better result than this thread. No one takes anything seriously. :/
Indecent? Only thing imho is rudeness. Nothing else can technically be indecent. Just because you don't like vulgar language or revealing clothes doesn't automatically make that persona "indecent." However, everyone has the ability to be polite and there's not a single reason why you shouldn't be. Unless you are, of course, provoked. That's just my two cents.

r3s-rt said:
I was in a plane crash that had a better result than this thread. No one takes anything seriously. :/
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http://www.answers.com/topic/obscenity

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6483349n

RANT @ Apple & Apple Product Users

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Before you read any further down in this thread, look HERE.
Imagine that! Apple is LITERALLY in denial. They're blaming the USERS for Apples ignorance in the Mobile Device World. When will the Apple users learn that their devices ARE HUGE PILES OF CRAP!?.. AND ACTUALLY ADMIT IT!?!?!?! FAIL.
Here's the Reality: *When Apple tells users not to hold their device as they see comfortably fit is the day that the sheep get prodded once more.. and all the sheep go back into their state of denial, following the trend of IDIOTS around the world who actually continue paying for Apples Stupidity. Apple has never been #1 in the world for anything besides failure, and that shall never change.
[*And hey, that happened TODAY... run along little mindless sheep... go back to your Apple Tree and cry]
Smart Choice: Buy something that doesn't have a FRUIT LOGO ON IT!!! And they day you do that is the day you'll look in the mirror and laugh at the previous you for falling for an over-budgeted advertising scheme and following the rest of the sheep. Forget Apple and you'll be human again, not an ignorant waste of [male mating juice].
God help all Apple users around the world, allow them to lose the blinding curtain of stupidity that floods their vision. And allow them to once-again think for themselves.
There, I feel better.
What are your thoughts on this issue? And be honest...
[At Staff: If this thread is simply TOO much, feel free to delete it. I just thought it was time for Apple Fans to step into reality.]

Agent Zach
I've been reading your posts for sometime now and in "some" occasions don't really approve or side with your opinions but this time...buddy...right in the nose.
I'm still in awe about the way Apple does business, taking advantage of people just because they are the company that once revolutionized the computer industry with personal computers. It’s like buying a cell phone from Fidel Castro using Hugo Chavez cell company…a marriage made to match.
Just like sheep I tells ya, sheep!!

I was shocked a flaw this big gets through product testing, and then they tell you not to hold it that way? That's it? A flaw that doesn't allow you to use the phone as a phone is a HUGE problem, and Apple won't acknowledge it.

Of course they won't. Why take the blame when they can blame at&t some more.
After reading some reviews, etc.. it seems even the WiFi loses signal when held in hand.
And I'm sure at&t isn't logged into every router in the world... or are they? [We already know Google was once. ]
It's just another fail strategy by the reincarnated Adolf Hitler {Zhe Fuhrer} [Steve Jobs].

if you dont like apple products then thats your problem why do you want the ppl to stop using apple???its a personal choice...not your choice....

All-in-all, I don't want people to stop using their Apple products, I just want them to stop lying to their friends, family, and even THEMSELVES.
Besides, when someone walks into my home with an Apple product, it makes me feel better about about my device, knowing that it works the way it should and they I want it to. Apples devices, on the other hand, work the way Apple wants them to, not how the user wants them to...

are you envy of your friends iphone dropping signals? theres an app for that! lol
http://uk.androlib.com/android.application.com-wmbest-iphone4-jzwBB.aspx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLreo24WYeQ
Nuff said

Both the App and the Video just made my day.

Apple raised the bar for Mobil devices, we are all profiting from that and the competition that comes with it, that is a very good thing.
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jimlad said:
Apple raised the bar for Mobil devices, we are all profiting from that and the competition that comes with it, that is a very good thing.
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I thought they lowered the bars?

JAguirre1231 said:
I thought they lowered the bars?
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Oh God, I laughed so hard at that.

Drilling square holes - in metal

This is fantastic. This is the invention of a square-hole drill and machine. Completely different from the wooden square hole variety.
http://gizmodo.com/5849810/how-the-hell-can-this-magical-square-hole-drilling-machine-works

Saw this on wimp recently. Bloody clever stuff!

DirkGently1 said:
Saw this on wimp recently. Bloody clever stuff!
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It seems the saying might well be true: "There isn't anything humanity can't do".

This is mindblowing Next we'll need square screws and bolts

tito12 said:
This is mindblowing Next we'll need square screws and bolts
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Now that would be a trick, threading a square screw into a square hole! I figure if we could find a way to do that, the universe will be able to make square planets. Then the world really would be flat lol

I'll tell you what...
..if you watch all the Wimp.com videos from beginning to end it will be a greater mind-altering/learning experience, than all the LSD on the planet +/- ten years ivy-league education!
I've learned more about about the human condition in 6 months of watching these videos than i have in 38 years of my real life. If you want to see what people are really capable of creating, instead of being drowned daily by what people are are capable of destroying, this is the answer for you!
If this planet is being ruined by 99% of the population, it's the 0.1% that you see in these videos that make the continuation of this species worthwhile!
To do a thread-type inception...were i to bring a person from history back from the dead?.. i would pick Leonardo De Vinci. In an era where dogmatic practices were holding the world back from immense discoveries, the few that dared to challenge the 'accepted' facts, Copernicus, for example, who 'dared' to suggest that the Earth wasn't the centre of the universe..only a part of it, these people, these innovators, led the world into an new era of understanding..these are the people who have driven the advancement of mankind.
In a thousand years from now, who will the future historians be thinking back on as the 'greats' of our time? The Physicians like 'Hawkins'? The artists like 'Dali'? Perhaps the visionaries like 'Asimov'?
Who know's who it'll be...but i'm willing to bet that the first ones for consideration will be the same people who are currently pushing the boundaries, doing the things that that we consider unimaginable, and yet are out there doing the impossible for the enjoyment and betterment of mankind!
I personally have a deep-seated hatred for the ignorance of mankind, but an overwhelming optimism that a select few can make a wealth of difference for the many!
/FridayNightPhilosophy!
EDIT: God only knows, as i sit here ,pissed, listening to great tunes..that out of 7 Billion souls currently on this planet, that my contribution to the planet as a whole is next to useless.
In a million years from now, the best that i can hope for is that my skeletal remains are part of the 0000.1% that may become part of the geological fossil record, that future generations can study and glean an ounce of information from. (Their deductions being that i came from an era where DNA destroying substances, and a penchant for warefare led to the extinction of an entire race...and that we were all obsessed by self-destructive paradigms that ended with us donating nothing more than a few genes to the generations to come, rather than being the fathers of a new and enlightened epoch of history.
Homo-Sapien? Pfft..
..in a million years from now we'll be nothing more that an another branch of the evolutionary tree that suddenly became a bookmark in history! The only hope as i see it is if people wake up to the fact that all we have is what we are now! We're living at at a turning point..and if we don't do the right things now, we'll be expunged from the record books, forever.

That's impressive!

More to the point, a square drill bit boggles my primitive Mind.
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For those who came to this post from a Google search, it has been removed and in its place is a correction based on a new understanding.
That new understanding is the knowledge that macro evolution is a lie. Anything about the universe that contradicts what a certain belief system
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says is false based on new knowledge and understanding.
I apologize for spouting falsehood and haring the belief system
of anyone harmed by what I spouted as truth.
If you need to discuss this with me, PM me.

I do believe that if religion keeps being discussed here...these thread will now "evolve" into a closed one.
Just deleted some posts regarding religion....keep to drilling topic alive....or magnets, how do they work?
Cheers,

If someone had a copy of my deleted post, do me a favor and PM them to me.
Thanks.

Should there be a maximum age for driving?

Maybe require them to take an annual driver-certification test of some kind after a certain age?
See http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lan...hits-9-children-while-backing-up-his-car.html

Yes, definitely. Here (in norway) people that are 70+ years old must have a "medical certificate" from their doctor, and they have to see their doctor once a year. If their doctor says that they're not fit to drive then that'll be it. Doesn't eliminate the dangers, but it's a start.

Look up driving and accident statistics anywhere in the state of Florida and you'll have a definitive answer. There is something truly frightening about seeing a 90 year old person behind the wheel of a Suburban or Excursion. Especially when they are so hunched over from arthritis that their only line of sight is looking under the steering wheel and over the dash. We called them Q-Tip drivers, since the only thing you could see was a puff of white hair. If you've seen Ferris Bueller you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.
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I think drivers should have to retake the entire driving test every time or two they renew their license. That way it doesn't discriminate any group of people, and will eliminate everyone who doesn't know how to drive, not just the older people.
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How about a mandatory retake of drivers ed courses for people who get in more than two accidents in five years?

It sounds good in principle, but I have literally seen DMV employees guiding elderly people through the vision test. I think people here regard driving as a right, not as a privilege and responsibility.
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Neontc said:
I think drivers should have to retake the entire driving test every time or two they renew their license. That way it doesn't discriminate any group of people, and will eliminate everyone who doesn't know how to drive, not just the older people.
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Cost a lot of money, and the lines will be astronomical. To take the drivers road test here in Nevada, I had to schedule it 7 weeks in advance.

well any age that can drive while holding a can of beer in the other seems good to me,

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I think people here regard driving as a right, not as a privilege and responsibility.
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+1. Then, there are the cases of old people driving their cars through buildings (they mistake the accelerator for the brake, in a parking lot, when they start their car). I guess when people get old, everything looks the same.
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Yes I live in Florida as well. I lost my driver side mirror because some old ass guy decided he didn't like the lane he was in. To bad I was right next to him and he just starts moving over. Luckily I quick enough to act and he only took out my mirror. I see waaay to many old fools that should not be driving.
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This is what I thought of when I saw this thread.
I dont think there should be no questions asked cut off age, not everybody ages equally. But for sure tests should be administered after a certain age, if you cant pass the test you shouldn't drive..

I think having to get a doctor's release to drive after a certain age makes the most sense. It's not about age, really, but the mental and physical competency that degrades with age.

Maybe not a max age but they def need to get better at screening with age. I mean, WTF, they are so mean there to everyone at the DMV so why are they being " nice" and letting our old folks get renewed when they shouldn't lol
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Definitely should be or least re-test after a certain age

Every summer, Southern California sees a temporary influx of old retirees from Arizona. They drive at very slow speeds on the fast lane of our freeways. We just love them for that :^)
Some Californians call this phenomenon "The invasion of the Zonies".

i just had to bring this up
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Oh god yes. Please. Senior drives are as dangerous as, if not more so than, junior drivers.
Going 50 and overtaking!!! on the bloody Autobahn, are you f*cking kidding me... Or just randomly slamming on the breaks in the middle of a corner. Or crossing the intersection without even so much as noticing all the oncoming traffic!
67. (pension-age) After that, every 5 years a re-exam. If you fail, get used to taking a cab.

I think so...
Seen this discussion on a lot of car forums.
I'm a bit neutral as far as opinion.
Some drivers are inherently incapable all thru their driving years then some are careful responsible till the end.
Now that I'm closing in on 60 I'm way more intolerant of others.
In the past I was a very angry aggressive driver...I never got anywhere faster than anybody else.
Haven't really slowed down, I just do my best to be safe and sane with constant self checks when driving.