Best Movie One Liner Ever? - Off-topic

"We've got buuuuush, we've got buuuuush!" - Booger from Revenge of the Nerds after successfully installing a secret surveillance camera in a sorority dorm. LOL
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I'll be back
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Luke, I am your father.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

HondaCop said:
"We've got buuuuush, we've got buuuuush!" - Booger from Revenge of the Nerds after successfully installing a secret surveillance camera in a sorority dorm. LOL
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Great, now I have "Hair pie! Hair pie!" going through my head!

I_am_Error said:
Luke, I am your father.
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Never actually said.

johncmolyneux said:
Never actually said.
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I know, but it's still awesome
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

johncmolyneux said:
Never actually said.
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What you mean?
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I_am_Error said:
I know, but it's still awesome
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Yeah, very true
It's like "beam me up Scotty". That was apparently never said but has become a catchphrase.

"Definitely not where I parked my car" -Eurotrip

"Aw... ****, man, we just ran over a Chinaman." - Crash

"what's my tattoo say?" "dude!" "what's my tattoo say?" "sweet!"
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride
"Crap, man! Look at that! That's, like, his stomach plug, on the ground back there. You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't even seem possible, if you think about it. I mean with body organs, and cartilage and bones. I mean, I'm no doctor, but, it was like, one clean chunk." - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
"At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about Iron Claws: THEY HURT LIKE CRAP, MAN!" - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
"You will now refer to me by the name, Betty!" - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Get To The Chopper - Predator ;]

How tall are you Private?
SIR FIVE FOOT NINE SIR!
Five foot nine, I didn't know that stacked **** that high
HAHAHA Best scene in ANY movie.
Full Metal Jacket

HondaCop said:
What you mean?
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He says "No, I'm your father"
List of misquotations

Not much of a one liner, buy still an awesome movie quote:
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
-Col. Jessep, A Few Good Men
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But Dad!! It's Shark Week!

Aliens (1986)
Hudson: "Yeah man, but it's a dry heat! ....."

"You shall not pass!"

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Maybe not the best line, but it's well delivered!

Related

Are there any girls here?

hmm are there any girls into the stuff us guys are?
Quick answer? Um... no. lol. wtf eh? Maybe if they come out with an interchangeable faceplated HTC TyTN with 400 included selectable ringtones?
ThaiM said:
Quick answer? Um... no. lol. wtf eh? Maybe if they come out with an interchangeable faceplated HTC TyTN with 400 included selectable ringtones?
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Actually, yes there are. . . even without the interchangeable faceplates.
Mike, if you've met my friend Joannaex, you'll realise how true that is.
She kicks butt. Literally and metaphorically!
V
Curiosity?
vijay555 said:
Mike, if you've met my friend Joannaex, you'll realise how true that is.
She kicks butt. Literally and metaphorically!
V
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Are you a female Vijay?
Lol... I have been accused of being overly in touch with my feminine side, but no, I'm very much XY.
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vijay555 said:
Mike, if you've met my friend Joannaex, you'll realise how true that is.
She kicks butt. Literally and metaphorically!
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Yeah !!!! VJ your are total right
Yikes! enjoy mikechannon's post while you can.....
Nice knowing you btw Mike
newbie2 said:
Actually, yes there are. . . even without the interchangeable faceplates.
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only 3????
Understandably, the HTC hacking WAF is very low.... I'm lucky to still be married
lol .. The Admin is pretty hot ...
Vijay, I kind of figured you swung that way .. but hey.. it's the 21st century, to each his own..
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only 3????
Understandably, the HTC hacking WAF is very low.... I'm lucky to still be married
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LOL!! I guess it's a good thing I'm not!! I have a feeling I'd be forced to choose between being married and my 8125. . . I'll leave it to you as to which would win. . .
argh.. dumb females...
After lurking for months, you've forced me to actually make a post
clairegrrl
this site deflects females.... on and offline
*goes to apologize to girlfriend*
Girl...no...I'm all woman. I have tweaked my pc, tweaked my wiz...when I get another gadget I'll tweak it too. Geeks come in all types...I happen to be a mother of twins...like my husband says...beauty AND brains...and I am a football junkie...JACKPOT...
I believe the real question here is: Are there any men with enough balls to handle women who frequent xda-devs.
The last guy with big balls who tried to take on JoannaEx:
I don't think this thread was intended to be sexist IIRC, but I think inevitably in a male dominated field like this, guys think they have the upper hand. I work as a lawyer, another male dominated field, but the smartest lawyers I ever met were women. I know many very highly skilled ladeez who share our passion for rom hacking and tweaking etc.
So IMHO it's best not to joke too loudly about geek girls - I don't think many men would take a knife to your gonads, but we know that women are mentally equipped in uterus for a pre-emptive de-gonadification. And buying all those handbags and shoes is a stronger motivator.
V
PS: I wish Flar looked like Angel Kitty. Yikes, we barely get any work done as it is...
PPS. Maybe we need an "Am I Hot Or Not" for geeks!
if there is women or girls her, they will not be ever from syria or any arabic country.
my girlfriend traveled this summer to turky, it is hard to find new one in Damascus, (adultfriend I mean), if there is one she is welcome to contact me
my post here for Flar, I wish she accept my apology and see my piano for her
i always saw the internet af being ageless genderless
those who dont suffer for it
http://cybercultures.edublogs.org/files/2007/04/cybersex.jpg
or
http://xark.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/santaporn2.jpg :O
My wife put her Motorola pink phone thing in the washing machine recently (no joke...), so as a temporary measure she used my old xda mini s....
I am glad to inform that she is in love with it! Certainly not using it to its full potential (and neither am I), however she's loves the layout, email, notes, the keyboard, and of course solitaire

Apartment Pets

I'm thinking of getting a pet for my apartment, but I'm not sure what to get - I don't want a Dog or Cat because I wont be there most of the day as this will be unfair but i'm open for suggestions.
Get a golden fish
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Get a golden fish
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I've had fish before (bad experience), but I was thinking something unusual
I recomend you
A URON!!!!!
see this vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BHQ_IyObUo
are nice pets, funny and dont need anykind of special and large bed... they only needs a basket hanging on the wall or hanging from the top but with a rope to the floor.
dont eats too much and are clean!... a lil expensive... less than a finest dog.
well,
i suggest you get a sheep, quite unusual, but i like sheep a lot.
Hamster low maintenance or even better a tamagotchi
stylez said:
or even better a tamagotchi
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Lol!!
samy.3660 said:
well,
i suggest you get a sheep, quite unusual, but i like sheep a lot.
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HAHAHAHA a sheep!!!???
I think its better to have sheeps as chairs... not as pets in a tiny appartment.
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snakes or lizards are reptiles
unusual aswell
and remember cats are self sufficient, theyll pretty much look after themselves
what happened to ur fish did she split and take u for half
well im in a 2 bedroom apt with my girl and our 3 yr old daughter
we have a hamster and a fish tank with some fresh water fish.
Very low maintenance and very inexpensive to keep up with, especially the hamster.
Get a canary. Nothing beats that (except a cat, but you don't want one lol).
Get a girl friend But be ready to spend big bucks
galaxys said:
Get a girl friend But be ready to spend big bucks
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Already did that, but my wife said we couldn't keep it.
Get a raccoon or better yet a skunk
Your never going to be facing any problems with thieves breaking into your apartment
galaxys said:
Get a girl friend But be ready to spend big bucks
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got a fience, and she is very high maintenance ha ha
-PiLoT- said:
what happened to ur fish did she split and take u for half
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Ha Ha - no the tank split and flooded my room, parents wern't happy
denco7 said:
Already did that, but my wife said we couldn't keep it.
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LOL
What about a parrot?
denco7 said:
already did that, but my wife said we couldn't keep it. :d
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fracking rofl
denco7 said:
Already did that, but my wife said we couldn't keep it.
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NO WAY!!! =p
LOL​
you dont want a pet piss on your car!! like this xtrange cute little pusycat
"URON" and other weasel types smell a lot at least if they're male
my brother had one my gf could not even enter his flat because of the sickly sweet smell it had
a CHINCHILLA could work as they are night animals so it's best for them to sleep during the day and when you're away at that point you can hang and chill in the evening
they do have pretty strict diets though
Get a tortoise!
Low maintenance, and just awesome!
(BTW, that's the family tortoise, not just some random one)

Happy Geek pride day.

List of basic rights and responsibilities of geeks
Rights:
The right to be even geekier.
The right to not leave your house.
The right to not like football or any other sport.
The right to associate with other nerds.
The right to have few friends (or none at all).
The right to have as many geeky friends as you want.
The right to be out of style.
The right to be overweight and near-sighted.
The right to show off your geekiness.
The right to take over the world.
Responsibilities:
Be a geek, no matter what.
Try to be nerdier than anyone else.
If there is a discussion about something geeky, you must give your opinion.
To save and protect all geeky material.
Do everything you can to show off geeky stuff as a "museum of geekiness."
Don't be a generalized geek. You must specialize in something.
Attend every nerdy movie on opening night and buy every geeky book before anyone else.
Wait in line on every opening night. If you can go in costume or at least with a related T-shirt, all the better.
Don’t waste your time on anything not related to geekdom.
Try to take over the world!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek_Pride_Day
So this is our day
HAPPY GEEKDAY FELLOW XDA GEEKS
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BUT BUT I LOVE FOOTBALL (NFL) MAYBE I CAN STILL GEEK IT UP AND HAPPY GEEKDAY TO ALL GEEKS
Happy geek day everyone.
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happy happy greek day!
SuperDeform said:
happy happy greek day!
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Every day is greek to me lol
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BUT BUT I LOVE FOOTBALL (NFL) MAYBE I CAN STILL GEEK IT UP AND HAPPY GEEKDAY TO ALL GEEKS
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GTFO, this is OUR day!
I'm a Geek and i wear the badge with pride
EDIT: Just Read the Wikipedia page and am delighted to see that it's also Towel day for Douglas Adams fans AND it's fandom day for those who like Terry Pratchett too. That's a triple-header for me. I should leave work immediately and return home to celebrate!
Happy geek day, not to me
I'm cool
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Happy geek day, not to me
I'm cool
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You are confusing geeks with nerds now.
I am a Goth Geek.
Yeah.
OmegaRED^ said:
You are confusing geeks with nerds now.
I am a Goth Geek.
Yeah.
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I'm a rockstar
An geek is walking down the street, and sees his friend, who is also a geek, walking along with a new bright red motorcycle. He's impressed, especially since his friend doesn't know how to ride a motorcycle, so he goes up and asks, "Wow, where'd you get that?"
The friend explains, "Well, I was walking along, and this gorgeous blond drives up on the motorcycle, stops in front of me, strips her clothes off and tells me, 'Take what you want!'"
The geek nods in understanding. "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
lol...what a coincidence...Geek Pride Day on my birthday
the_scotsman said:
lol...what a coincidence...Geek Pride Day on my birthday
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Happy birthday scott
and happy geekday
the_scotsman said:
lol...what a coincidence...Geek Pride Day on my birthday
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Happy geekbirthday then
Happy Geek Day Fellas!
Hopefully the missus with put out tonight to celebrate the geek day.
Happy G.P day chaps.
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Bottoms up!
I shall celebrate by watching DBZ
I dont fall in many of those categories..
I love watching sports and have a lot of friends that i hang out and drink with.
I will admit i am a geek when it comes to computer stuff, electronics and mobile device hacking tho.
HAPPY GEEK DAY!!!
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lol...what a coincidence...Geek Pride Day on my birthday
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happy birthday!!!
Is it friday yet over there????
davidrules7778 said:
happy birthday!!!
Is it friday yet over there????
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Thanks...lol...not quite It's Thursday morning though

I took the challange!!! Video

I ate the hottest pepper in the world...man that sucked this video is a must watch lol...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMzdDmYEObk
Dude, that is INSANE
"....my eyes are on fire..."
Thanks for the lulz!
LOL! Funny stuff!
Dud it was the worst expeirence ever lol...
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I wouldn't do it. How much did they pay you? Not enough. Especially if they didn't pay you at all
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
I did it for free!!! Lol i know im an idiot
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Were there any lingering after effects? Personally i would have thrown a tube of hemorrhoid cream in the fridge ready for the next day, just in case!
I once saw a guy set the World Record for eating those things. It was on an old TV show called 'Record Breakers', and he sat there popping them into his mouth like they were Maltesers! I think he'd gone through 30 or so in the given time. The amazing thing is he didn't so much as blink while he was doing it!
Must have had an asbestos lined mouth!
DirkGently1 said:
I once saw a guy set the World Record for eating those things. It was on an old TV show called 'Record Breakers', and he sat there popping them into his mouth like they were Maltesers! I think he'd gone through 30 or so in the given time. The amazing thing is he didn't so much as blink while he was doing it!
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So, what you're saying is that the OP is a *****?
johncmolyneux said:
So, what you're saying is that the OP is a *****?
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Only in the same way that i am for not being able to beat up 10 guys using only my testicles, like Chuck Norris can!
I saw this thing in India where this lady was taking peppers and rubbing them in her eyes. I know they weren't those peppers, but I know they were hot.
DirkGently1 said:
Were there any lingering after effects? Personally i would have thrown a tube of hemorrhoid cream in the fridge ready for the next day, just in case!
I once saw a guy set the World Record for eating those things. It was on an old TV show called 'Record Breakers', and he sat there popping them into his mouth like they were Maltesers! I think he'd gone through 30 or so in the given time. The amazing thing is he didn't so much as blink while he was doing it!
Must have had an asbestos lined mouth!
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This morning was rough man lol
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This morning was rough man lol
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And you didn't get paid? How do you expect to get colonic renewal surgery paid for?
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
Reminds me of this:
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This comes from a spicy food eating Mexican...AKA...me!
WHY!!???​
I_am_Error said:
And you didn't get paid? How do you expect to get colonic renewal surgery paid for?
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
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Hahahaha
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Bump for those who never saw this first time around. Still one of the funniest, most insane things i've ever seen!
Hope the OP is still in good health?
i see a nice torturing method that i could possibly use
i like spicy food though, i think i would give it a go to see how it feels like yes i know im crazy
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dexter93 said:
i see a nice torturing method that i could possibly use
i like spicy food though, i think i would give it a go to see how it feels like yes i know im crazy
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If you decide to do it I will to
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Lololololololololol the guy with the tattoos reaction was the funniest thing ever!!!!!!1!!!1!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks for the video.
These peppers are great. I guess when you grow up in the Caribbean you get used to the heat of the many variety of peppers we have. I remember one of my English mate eating some jerked pork in Jamaica and he poured the jerk pepper sauce all over it after seeing me do it. What followed was pure lols and he became quite intimate with the toilet for a day or so.

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Where is the "I can care less" option?
jaszek said:
Where is the "I can care less" option?
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+1
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What if we like HandEgg but just not the Giants or the Patriots..??
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jaszek said:
Where is the "I can care less" option?
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I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I could care less
Giants! History will repeat itself.
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ninrocket said:
If you could care less than just save it and go post somewhere else. This is obviously a post for people that like football. If you don't...fine...but don't clutter the thread.
Peace.
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Well believe it or not, on XDA I am allowed to post in whatever thread I want, and if it means you get butthurt let it be.
Also what is the whole point with hand egg? In the play offs they only play one game with each team. It should be like hockey where you actually need skill and determination, and not just luck, since you have to win at least 4 games with one team before you can go to the next round.
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I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
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I couldn't care less what you think about my grammar.
:>
Wait, the championship only has one game?
iynfynity said:
Wait, the championship only has one game?
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Yep. They have like 8 teams play in the play offs. So there are 4 games first round, then you have 4 teams left, 2 games, and then the super bowl. Maybe you have a bit more teams at the beginning. In hockey you have 7 games between the teams before going to the next round.
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All hail the New York Giants!
i say new orleans saints oh wait thats next year
Don't feel like quoting on my phone. Physical...with 20 kilos of protection. Not sure if you ever played rugby. I had a hard time standing straight for 2 days. And hockey is just as if not more physical. Getting slammed by a 200+ pound guy against a wall is worse than the same hit without a wall. Trust me.
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Even though I wanted the 49ers to win, I'll take the Giants over the Patriots anyday
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Giants all the way!
And Since im from Montréal, I'll also have a look at the hockey game in the afternoon!
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How's it going neighbor. It's been a while since I was in Montreal. Probably about 7 years ago. Nice place.
There used to be a street downtown where everyone would go party. I don't know if they still do it or not. 7 years ago it was considered to be one of the biggest party places in the world. I can't remember the name of the street?
I do remember people parking their cars in the middle of the street on Saturday because the street was so crowded with all the party goers that you couldn't drive down it anyway.
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Hey! There are many streets like that in Montreal! Lol!
Let's see: Sainte-Catherine Street ? Maybe Crescent Street?
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I'm laughing at this. You are comparing your one day of rugby to a pro NFL player. Hilarious.
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He made a point that hockey is clearly a tougher sport too. And it is. Football-play for 10 seconds then stop. Repeat. Hockey-play 3 periods of checking, falling, fights, pucks hittig you, falling on ice (hurts)
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