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Choose the winner and then line up your own dream fight!
Jason Bourne vs James Bond?
FIGHT!
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Jason Bourne vs James Bond?
FIGHT!
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Depends, really, because James Bond would have spawned sooooo many progeny by this point that the Bond clan of illegitimate children would swamp Bourne over.
Also, Sir Sean Connery.
DirkGently1 said:
Choose your winners and then line up your own dream fight.
Jason Bourne vs James Bond?
FIGHT!
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Easy. Bond. (And Daniel Craig is James Bond now Sakai )
Spidey or Batman...
FIGHT!!!
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Easy. Bond. (And Daniel Craig is James Bond now Sakai )
Spidey or Batman...
FIGHT!!!
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Tough fight but i say Batman! (I just can't picture Tobey Maguire giving Christian Bale anything to worry about!)
Barack Obama vs Vladamir Putin
Putin. Obama is too busy trying to change stuff, while Putin already killed a few bears.
sakai4eva vs. the rest of OT.
^Bash me.
sakai4eva said:
sakai4eva vs. the rest of OT.
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You'd like that, wouldn't you - taking a beating from us lot.
Fire v Ice.
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You'd like that, wouldn't you - taking a beating from us lot.
Fire v Ice.
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Ice. Turns to water and drowns the fire for a 1st round KO!
Mass Brawl:
DirkGently1 said:
Ice. Turns to water and drowns the fire for a 1st round KO!
Mass Brawl:
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The monkeys because Mcartney turned and fled like the big girls blouse that he is.
He was later tracked down hiding in a bin at a local primary school disguised as a wasp. Then swiftly beaten to a pulp. Dismembered and buried at sea.
Me vs the junkies.
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conantroutman said:
The monkeys because Mcartney turned and fled like the big girls blouse that he is.
He was later tracked down hiding in a bin at a local primary school disguised as a wasp. Then swiftly beaten to a pulp. Dismembered and buried at sea.
Me vs the junkies.
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Their syringes are no match for your mighty banhammer!
CT Wins!
John McClane vs Martin Riggs
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DirkGently1 said:
Their syringes are no match for your mighty banhammer!
CT Wins!
John McClane vs Martin Riggs
FIGHT!
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Impossible fight! There could be no winner. I think they'd just give up and make out.
Red/blue glasses or stereogram?
johncmolyneux said:
Impossible fight! There could be no winner. I think they'd just give up and make out.
Red/blue glasses or stereogram?
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the glasses won't cross my eyes out.. it win this time
the teen punk G+ vs Uncle Fb
FIGHT!
oguo said:
the glasses won't cross my eyes out.. it win this time
the teen punk G+ vs Uncle Fb
FIGHT!
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We'll call that Larry Page vs Mark Zuckerberg then!
Larry Page gives Zuckerberg a beatdown that he'll never forget!
*Reminder: There is a 'This or that' thread for random things. OP updated.
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The Cylon. I don't care what anyone says, Stormtroopers are not that accurate!
Anakin v Vader...
johncmolyneux said:
The Cylon. I don't care what anyone says, Stormtroopers are not that accurate!
Anakin v Vader...
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Have you ever seen a Cylon hit anything..?
Anakin v Vader...
Head just 'sloded! If either won, wouldn't that be suicide?
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Primates. They're more uglier.
Versus
FIGHT!
iynfynity said:
Primates. They're more uglier.
Versus
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Jb attract more haters + beliebers combined worldwide.. gomez stand no chance against him, unless if he carries her baby inside his tummy, then maybe the beliebers would worship her as the "virgin selena, holy teen mother".
Martial Arts Triple Header:
oguo said:
Jb attract more haters + beliebers combined worldwide.. gomez stand no chance against him, unless if he carries her baby inside his tummy, then maybe the beliebers would worship her as the "virgin selena, holy teen mother".
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Um... That's not selena gomez... It's rebekka black XD
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS
Related
Gentlemen,
I broadcast to you from my reinforced bunker with news of the impending end of the world.
The latest update suggest that the good people of National Geography have identified one of the possible vectors of the zombie virus, or, we shall have to say, the zombie fungus.
Please read up on Nat Geo while I stock up on insect repellents.
The only good news to come of this is that the fungi will make it easier to target, a la Halo's Flood.
The bad news is that it'll probably asplode when you shoot the pores. So if the zombies grab anyone, they're goners.
I'll be posting more insight into this new threat once I finish unpacking my shipment from South Korea . At least now it'll be easier to program...
Trolololololololol
Sentry guns are for whimps.
I got my handy shotgun
Remember, use your knife on the slow moving ones. You get more points and you can let it wander around while you rebuild the barriers!
im gonna hit them with my bat.
gonna play some red dead redemption, if my xbox gets rid of its e74.
it seems to do it when ever it wants.
sakai4eva said:
I'll be posting more insight into this new threat once I finish unpacking my shipment from South Korea . At least now it'll be easier to program...
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pfft, single barrel, I gots me one of these on order
Thos ants look like HUNGRY FOR BRAINZ!!!
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pfft, single barrel, I gots me one of these on order
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Dude, you will **** their brainz out of them Wanna company?
And I stock all sorts of ammo. I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse!
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And I stock all sorts of ammo. I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse!
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thats why id rather live in america
compared to them , 90% of the world population be squishy naked slugs in terms of legal self defense , what a shame who let this happen
souljaboy said:
thats why id rather live in america
compared to them , 90% of the world population be squishy naked slugs in terms of legal self defense , what a shame who let this happen
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My country was founded on revolution. And I vote to keep the public armed, it's the only way to check the government.
waydownsouth said:
pfft, single barrel, I gots me one of these on order
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jaszek said:
Sentry guns are for whimps.
I got my handy shotgun
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That as may be, but I have to keep my harem entertained, and an automated system will allow me to divert my attentions... elsewhere.
kdj67f said:
Remember, use your knife on the slow moving ones. You get more points and you can let it wander around while you rebuild the barriers!
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Also, look at my avatard. It may be a kitchen knife, but it was forged in the spirit of Japanese bladesmiths. That's the closest you'll ever get to a katana in this day and age
p/s: @waydownsouth, had to add the pic in the quote, hope you don't mind. Way too awesome.
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and i stock all sorts of ammo. I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse!
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OMFG is that a ****ing STEYR AUG?!?!?!
BodenM said:
OMFG is that a ****ing STEYR AUG?!?!?!
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Hahahah I love the quote in your sig.
im ready too...
Scent phrum mie fone!
kdj67f said:
My country was founded on revolution. And I vote to keep the public armed, it's the only way to check the government.
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Most countries were found on revolution. I'm ready as well.
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Coldskiesfullofblue said:
Most countries were found on revolution. I'm ready as well.
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No... your country was found when Christopher Columbus couldn't find his arse on an atlas and brought syphilis to Native Americans.
bodenm said:
omfg is that a ****ing steyr aug?!?!?!
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trololol at the quote, cyanogen for the win
D4rkSoRRoW said:
trololol at the quote, cyanogen for the win
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And people wonder why I'm running CM7 instead of other Ginger ROMs...
BodenM said:
OMFG is that a ****ing STEYR AUG?!?!?!
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Nah, nothing that cool. Thats just some of the newer firearms on my cleaning bench after a range day. I have more in the gun safe.
The oddball looking rifle at the bottom is actually a Saiga 12. Semi auto 12ga with removeable magazines based off a familiar russian design... Picture an AK47 that cracks of 3" 12ga rounds
These are tame firearms really, I don't have many newer assault rifles yet. From top to bottom they are:
Remington 721 in .30-06 (my hunting rifle)
Gamo Big Cat (.177 pellet gun )
Mossberg 702 Plinkster (.22Lr)
Saiga 12 (12ga 2.75" and 3")
Glock 20C (compensated 10mm auto)
Glock 19 (9mm)
So this is the thread to post what holiday you are celebrating. Post your holiday wherever you are. Not just America. Have fun guys.
I'll toast this day to Ms Mitchell. My redhead Advanced Arts teacher. I shall never forget thee. A nice earthy pinot will highlight your free spirit.
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Guys/girls this one goes to our first loves.
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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Thanks M_T_M for the merge
boborone said:
Early I know but never a time like drinking but now.
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I've had one six of these and have to say.....DON'T BUY IT. Tastes like a ***** Guinness. Get the real stuff. Much better.
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Whats in that altoids container? ;-)
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Whats in that altoids container? ;-)
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Altoids .....
Good to have fresh breath you know.
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Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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aw hell. ill have a drink tonight.
Sssshhhhh! Sparky might hear you...
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Happy saint pat's to you too. And I've heard the black lager stuff sucks. Haven't tried it yet.
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you need to change your siggy
Its Jack and coke. I promise
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watt9493 said:
you need to change your siggy
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NEVER!!!......
watt9493 said:
Its Jack and coke. I promise
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Is that a sippy cup?
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boborone said:
Is that a sippy cup?
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its an old smuckers mix thingie. its convenient and measures to 8fl oz. thats why i keep it.
My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.
jaszek said:
My guinness glass measures to a pint. That's why I keeep it.
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mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down
watt9493 said:
mine doesnt leak if tipped upside down
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Mine doesn't leak because it flows straight to my lips.
Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
Babydoll25 said:
Bunch a drunks....all of ya!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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I only had 3 tonight. Before they closed the bar down, I averaged 7 or 8 pints of guinness a night. People started buying guinness for me just to see how much of them I can drink. They never lived the day to see me pass out. lol
Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
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conantroutman said:
Yep, exactly what the Irish need, an excuse to drink...
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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You're so right.
Sent from my potted plant running Liberty 3
Just wanted to wish all a very Happy St Patricks Day
Don't have to much ale or guinness now
I'm so excited to spend this whole day at work! Please everyone have a drink for me
Due to three nominations in another thread and a lengthy discussion, I've decided I'm going to take over Australia.
So far, I'm running on the platform of increasing the quality of Domino's Pizza and a free Datsun 120Y for everyone.
I don't care about the monarchy one way or the other. I figure I'll put it to a vote once I take over.
Also, I'm going to have to seize power, since being elected Governor General doesn't really come with much power at all.
Feel free do add your thoughts on this as well. I promise to be a fair and mostly uncaring ruler. I'm along the line of a "sort out your own problems in that usual Aussie way" kind of leader.
Some of you may come along with me. I'll make a note of it here, so I don't forget.
New Australian Ministers:
Minister of Pizza Quality Control: CTM
Minister of Pints and Spirits: Juzz
First Lady/Minister of Servitude: TRM (also has a shoe budget)
Chief People Importer (and slave): m1l4droid
Minister of Highway and Datsun Safety: mf2112
Minister of Agriculture: Snoop D.O Double G
Minister of Da Fence: -DarkKnight-
Bridge Troll: QuantumFoam
Chief Supervisor in charge of Chief Supervisors and Quality Control: M_T_M
Zombie Koala Training Officer - StormMcCloud
Making me think about moving there already...
What's your stance on equal rights for our avian brethren?
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I'm only in because of the free pizza but until that runs out you have my unconditional support.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Please abolish Victoria Bitter, Tooheys New, and XXXX Gold.
Immediately.
Have you considered changing your name to aborigineflavoredbob (temporarily) to try to recruit some assistance from within?
mf2112 said:
Have you considered changing your name to aborigineflavoredbob (temporarily) to try to recruit some assistance from within?
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This............... May not sit too well.
juzz86 said:
This............... May not sit too well.
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Because it's a sensitive subject or just because they don't taste very good..
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What's your stance on equal rights for our avian brethren?
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Who? Birdman? He's ok. I'll allow it.
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I'm only in because of the free pizza but until that runs out you have my unconditional support.
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Your job is to keep the pizza from running out and make it taste even better.
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Because it's a sensitive subject or just because they don't taste very good..
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I never thought about it that way!
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Please abolish Victoria Bitter, Tooheys New, and XXXX Gold.
Immediately.
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Done. I promise to have a ministry of alcohol. The job will be to control the crappy beers and other spirits that plague the country. They will either have to make a better brew, or GTFO.
mf2112 said:
Have you considered changing your name to aborigineflavoredbob (temporarily) to try to recruit some assistance from within?
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I did mention it was a takeover, right?
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Because it's a sensitive subject or just because they don't taste very good..
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I've only eaten one. Not going into details. I will say to give it a go if you get the chance, though.
Snowflake does not approve unless you promise free swing toys.....then She'll think about it
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Done. I promise to have a ministry of alcohol. The job will be to control the crappy beers and other spirits that plague the country. They will either have to make a better brew, or GTFO.
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Also, cask wine should not be sold to University students. Watch the pass rates and national talent-pool go through the roof then
Snowflake is a beauty. Long way from home
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Snowflake does not approve unless you promise free swing toys.....then She'll think about it
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Doesn't look like snowflake is in a position to bargain for the goings on of the world down under.
If Snowflake ever moves there, I'll see what I can do.
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Ok, so it sounds like you should be my Alcohol minister. Congrats on the position. You and CTM should be working closely together. Pizza and beer...
cajunflavoredbob said:
Ok, so it sounds like you should be my Alcohol minister. Congrats on the position. You and CTM should be working closely together. Pizza and beer...
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Thankyou, Liege. I promise to bring years of experience to the table.
anyone who is a brony post here
According to Urban Dictionary:
A Brony is:
A name typically given to the male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the My Little Pony show or franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren't allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females.
Typically refers to 13-30 year old male fans of the 2010 reboot of the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but may also include females (see fillies).\
Fans of the new G4 My Little Pony show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Mostly refers to the older male viewers of the show, but female fans use it too. A Brony is generally pretty involved in the community at large.
Brony is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Krzyżanów, within Kutno County, Łódź Voivodeship, in central Poland. It lies approximately 12 kilometres (7 mi) south of Kutno and 40 km (25 mi) north of the regional capital Łódź.
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Gold Bronies
-DarkKnight-
UndisputedGuy
DevilDog
LethalTurd
Lauren Faust
XperiaPlayer
DarkKnight
Conantroutman
Archer
StormMcCloud
Hanisod
Thom109
Domini99
DarkShadow
Alucai Vuvorel
Lizardduder
[Insert clopper here]
M_T_M: (cause he gets his own section)
M_T_M
Italian members:
Android Pasta
Android Breadstick
Android Noodle
Android Pizza
(missing anyone?)
Silver Members:
TRM
Boborone
DeathNotice
063XBOX
85Gallon
Roofrider
Prawesome
NonExistantParan0ia
Veeman
Mehh:
Hasbro
Trolls/Banished
All the Immature Idiots of the world(not mentioned above)
No.jpg
-DarkKnight- said:
anyone who is a brony post here
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Can't stop here, it's broni country
Can you use it in a sentence?
lol
This would be funnier if brony hadn't been in use long, long before 2010.
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nice
we need to bring bronies to new australia
MissionImprobable said:
This would be funnier if brony hadn't been in use long, long before 2010.
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Yeah I was thinking of the rock when I saw this
Sent from your phone you lost the game.
boborone said:
Yeah I was thinking of the rock when I saw this
Sent from your phone you lost the game.
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That is jabroni.
-DarkKnight- said:
nice
we need to bring bronies to new australia
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Hahaha, I'm not a brony but I think the whole think is entertaining.
Can you find the child molester in this pic??
85gallon said:
Can you find the child molester in this pic??
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The guy in the background with the neckbeard?
85gallon said:
Can you find the child molester in this pic??
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I bet it is the guy with the sideburns.
StormMcCloud said:
That is jabroni.
Hahaha, I'm not a brony but I think the whole think is entertaining.
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Same
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Same
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Hey Dark, you do realize that your sig is FUBAR? Not sure if you saw it man.
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Hey Dark, you do realize that your sig is FUBAR? Not sure if you saw it man.
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Hahaha I was going to tell him that but I figured it was better to let him keep posting and looking like an ar-tard.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ..........THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO DIE......... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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conantroutman said:
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.......... THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT TO DIE......... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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But Conan the ponies love you.
I've thought about letting mine grow but then I know that some wpmen prefer a man who is clean shaven. On the other hand I'd like to grow it (plus the mustache) for me & I hope that wouldn't turn too many women off.
Should I? Or is it better if a man stays clean shaven? I need your input on this please....
aabc11 said:
I've thought about letting mine grow but then I know that some wpmen prefer a man who is clean shaven. On the other hand I'd like to grow it (plus the mustache) for me & I hope that wouldn't turn too many women off.
Should I? Or is it better if a man stays clean shaven? I need your input on this please....
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First thing to do is get sober bcause u sure as hell are in the wrong place to ask this
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Stubble is usually the best of both worlds!
Best thread ever on xda of all places? Quite possibly!
Let's sticky this!
Where is your app or game download link? Confused? :silly:
I think I'll move this to the off topic section for you. But, can you guess what the overwhelming gender population is here?
Good luck!
Darth
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Men with fat wallets
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I think not long beard but small. I am a man with small beard and my wife really like it.
Rickyzx said:
I think not long beard but small. I am a man with small beard and my wife really like it.
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Mr. Clown said:
+ 1.
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Senor Payaso has a barba??!!? :silly:
Pics or this never happened...
M_T_M said:
Senor Payaso has a barba??!!? :silly:
Pics or this never happened...
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The majority of western women do not like beards.
I can't speak for the other regions, and there's always women who do like beards (hell, there is a fetish for everything), but in the western world, most women find a beard a massive turn off.
Why? Because it's primitive, disgusting, uncomfortable and makes you look old.
You may not realize this because it never happens to you, but kissing a man with a stubble is actually quite painful. It's tiny needles pricking into your skin... It actually leaves scratches.
And if you have a longer beard? Know how uncomfortable it is when you're spooning, and your girl's hair is in your face? Well, that. Except that hair is soft, and a beard is not.
I know it hurts in the masculinity department, but the majority of women prefer clean shaven men. Sorry lads.
Women love my beard!
Darth said:
Women love my beard!
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Haha :laugh: checkmate @ShadowLea. Seriously though your words are encouraging as I've never been a bearded man and I'm sick of beards being the new trend in mens fashion. All my mates have beards now and they call me babyface for not having one.
I don't know where @ShadowLea lives but where I live the western women LOVE men with beards
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Women love my beard!
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Art Vanderlay said:
Haha :laugh: checkmate @ShadowLea. Seriously though your words are encouraging as I've never been a bearded man and I'm sick of beards being the new trend in mens fashion. All my mates have beards now and they call me babyface for not having one.
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http://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Facial-Hair
karandpr said:
http://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Facial-Hair
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Lol. Thanks but I'm Greek. We invented facial hair.
Art Vanderlay said:
Lol. Thanks but I'm Greek. We invented facial hair.
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Invented facial hair ?
Nope ...Nope ...Nope...
Ah the humor's lost on you. Oh well