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Hi all.
Just let us make the worst possible jokes . U can also rate (and comment) the jokes above u out of 10 stars.
The worst the joke is , the highest the rating should be...
MINE:
U know why i use a cell phone...
....bcoz
........bcoz
..............bcoz
I can't use a cell tower....
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c'mon . Who is the 1st one to rate and comment me.....
I give it a 6.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!"
The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
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I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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bharatgaddameedi said:
I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
westicle said:
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
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Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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bharatgaddameedi said:
Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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4silvertooth said:
I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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I give it a 7.13 cuz of the scardy elephant
Two fishes are in a tank.
one fish said to the other
"Oi, how do we drive this thing?"
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cheers
how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
raving_nanza said:
how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
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Doesn't like it. Its rule breaking.
Worst jokes doesn't mean rule breaking. Sorry to say ....
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****: [kok]
- noun 1. rooster 2. male bird 3. valve 4. the hammer in a gun.
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jockeinz?
insteed of jockeink u most go work custem kernalz for oure devices. this not fun. we sit here wait for devz but their jockinz not workz. i disapoints xda.
Blagus said:
insteed of jockeink u most go work custem kernalz for oure devices. this not fun. we sit here wait for devz but their jockinz not workz. i disapoints xda.
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I give it a 2.
A termite walks into a bar and askes, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A man and his wife wanted something new in their life so they go to the store and ask the clerk can I have something new? The clerk handed them a sign that said something new
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conqu1stador said:
I give it a 2.
A termite walks into a bar and askes, "Is the bar tender here?"
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I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
A man walks into a bar............. ouch!
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
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Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
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9's!
MacaronyMax said:
I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
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LOL
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man!
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conqu1stador said:
9's!
LOL
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I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
A white cat was walking along when it fell into the drain.
A black cat walks by and says?
Meow.
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sakai4eva said:
I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
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1. 'ZOMG' the lowest rating yet!?
why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
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^ I give it a 4.99
Once there were three ants walking. The first said I have two ants behind me,second says I have two ants behind me,third says the same thing,how......
They were walking in a circular path.
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Another thread titled "Do you have your own website," reminded me of a stupid website I started a couple of years ago that nobody (including myself) has posted on in over a year. If there are any opinions that you wish to express about my "bubbly personality," good, bad, or indifferent, feel free to post them there. I don't moderate, and freedom of speech is the soup of the day.
http://travisbean.webs.com/
OMG, that is awesome..i love it! I guess a website needs a 'hook' to get people involved but that is a really nicely designed site!
The forum alone deserves to take off. If it had a front end that drew visitors i'm sure it'd blow up.
Was it something you did for the hell of it, or as a project for college or something?
Gets my thumbs up anyway!
I just did it for the heck of it.
BTW, really, you can post anything you like there, if you so desire.
I agree. Pretty cool site.
Who the heck is TravisBean?
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m1l4droid said:
^He is, the OP.
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Common now, where all the Bean haters at ?
TravisBean said:
Common now, where all the Bean haters at ?
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Ok. Official bean hater here. Happy now?
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Pfft....
I thought there was soup.
Your a filthy liar.
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conantroutman said:
Pfft....
I thought there was soup.
Your a filthy liar.
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No soup, but I just went to my website and won a free laptop !!
Hey I was wondering. How many people would be interested in having IRC chats for all stuff Off-Topic? This way we can have a continuous conversation instead of refreshing a page and checking if there are any replies? If there is enough interest I can set up an IRC name for ourselves, and then appoint admins and stuff. This would be an unofficial XDA chat, so anything that happens there does not reflect the nature of the forums (unless it's all good stuff every time). I know a few of us night guys could have some intelligent convos in there about war planes and ****. This chat would obviously be moderated, to prevent trolls and spammers. So who's interested?
P.S. If I get 5 people I'm making it.
For those of you that don't know what IRC stands for, it's Internet Relay Chat, and it's what people used before FB IM, Skype, AIM, MSN, ICQ, etc. So basically only old people and computer geeks know about it. lol
For those thinking, I'm using freenode.
For webchat go to webchat.freenode.net and channel name is #XDA_OT
Odds and ends
If you are kicked, you may return, but behave
If you are banned, that nick is banned forever or when I figure out how to unban. lol Consider it a more serious kick.
In.
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Mods allowed?
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conantroutman said:
Mods allowed?
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Of course. It's the official unofficial chat.
jaszek said:
Of course. It's the official unofficial chat.
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Then I'm in.
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conantroutman said:
Then I'm in.
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Then come in. lol
LOL op wasn't updated when I looked before...
That would involve hauling my lazy assessment outta bed which is a dealbreaker atm...
Unless I can find a decent free client for my phone..
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conantroutman said:
LOL op wasn't updated when I looked before...
That would involve hauling my lazy assessment outta bed which is a dealbreaker atm...
Unless I can find a decent free client for my phone..
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I always use androIRC
conantroutman said:
LOL op wasn't updated when I looked before...
That would involve hauling my lazy assessment outta bed which is a dealbreaker atm...
Unless I can find a decent free client for my phone..
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AndroIRC? That's what I use...easy.
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That wasn't letting me identify via nickserv the other day.....
Seems fine now though...
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It seems like overnight more people came in. lol
jaszek said:
It seems like overnight more people came in. lol
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Nice!
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I'm in! When i get to a computer.......
Edit: On a computer now, but its so silent over there.....
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iok1 said:
I'm in! When i get to a computer.......
Edit: On a computer now, but its so silent over there.....
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I'll be on whenever I can. Like the next 5 minutes
Join me for some talk about stuff with myself and I.
Can you unkick me now?
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iCaal said:
Can you unkick me now?
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Haha.
Well that was fun
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How come I can't join the channel? I type #XDA_OT but there's no one in here.
great idea! I'm in
I have a bad habit of keeping my phone really clean. If my hands/phone are the tiniest bit sticky, I have to clean them.
People say this "habbit" of mine is really bad.
Everytime I try to stop doing this, I cant.
Any tips?
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ha? what? errrr why?
the replies have nothing to do with OP's question.
Felivastus said:
I have a bad habit of keeping my phone really clean. If my hands/phone are the tiniest bit sticky, I have to clean them.
People say this "habbit" of mine is really bad.
Everytime I try to stop doing this, I cant.
Any tips?
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i do the same thing thought i was the only one
Thought I was the only one also. It get's really annoying though, it's not "much" of a problem but... It just get's really annoying. Don't you think so?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive–compulsive_disorder
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Thread moved. Would advise you to read forum rules and post in correct section.
Failure to comply with forum rules will result in an infraction and/or ban depending on severity of rule break.
I have a habit of derailing threads moved from other forums into Off-Topic and getting them locked.
I have a bad habit of throwing my phone in the mud whenever there's an opportunity.
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jaszek said:
I have a habit of derailing threads moved from other forums into Off-Topic and getting them locked.
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LOL have you everyone had a post that has nothing to do with locking the thread etc.?
I have the same "obsession" as the OP. Really sucks...
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ArmorD said:
LOL have you everyone had a post that has nothing to do with locking the thread etc.?
I have the same "obsession" as the OP. Really sucks...
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How do you know that his post doesn't have anything to do with locking the thread or getting the thread locked or threading the lock or locking the jock or pocking the rock...potato.
Oh and off topic but: I don't see how keeping your phone clean is a bad habit.
StormMcCloud said:
How do you know that his post doesn't have anything to do with locking the thread or getting the thread locked or threading the lock or locking the jock or pocking the rock...potato.
Oh and off topic but: I don't see how keeping your phone clean is a bad habit.
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It is when you spend more time cleaning it than using it.
veeman said:
It is when you spend more time cleaning it than using it.
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Well I don't, but I can't touch my phone if my hands are dirty/wet/sweaty. But now my hands are always clean at least!
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I use my fingers to remove the greasy stains caused by my finger.
veeman said:
It is when you spend more time cleaning it than using it.
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Exactly!
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When I'm at home, I use it while plugged in, all night. Certain apps actually reduce my battery when plugged in. Badass over here.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
When I'm at home, I use it while plugged in, all night. Certain apps actually reduce my battery when plugged in. Badass over here.
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If i run where's my water while the phones plugged in I can actually fry an egg on the back of my phone....
I wonder how the OP would feel about that greasy mess....
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conantroutman said:
If i run where's my water while the phones plugged in I can actually fry an egg on the back of my phone....
I wonder how the OP would feel about that greasy mess....
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I challenge you to find a worse offender than StumbleUpon....holy crap, that app is a nightmare.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I challenge you to find a worse offender than StumbleUpon....holy crap, that app is a nightmare.
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I use it all the time... Fine for me.....
Stop stumbling to flash heavy pr0n sites....
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conantroutman said:
I use it all the time... Fine for me.....
Stop stumbling to flash heavy pr0n sites....
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SrumbleUpon uses 5% per minute on my gs2...heats it up waaay more than the pr0n.
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Have you all wondered if we have any famous celebrity members on this site? Of so could any1 comment who you are. [No Pranks]
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K7Cobb said:
Have you all wondered if we have any famous celebrity members on this site? Of so could any1 comment who you are. [No Pranks]
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Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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Lol well.........can you explain who they are
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K7Cobb said:
Lol well.........can you explain who they are
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They is a rather ambiguous term.
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They is a rather ambiguous term.
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I thought they were a team. Still ambiguous....yea I know
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K7Cobb said:
I thought they were a team. Still ambiguous....yea I know
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They being the people I named or the hollywood people I didn't name?
StormMcCloud said:
They being the people I named or the hollywood people I didn't name?
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Lol the people you named
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K7Cobb said:
Lol the people you named
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Archer is the ultimate closer of useless threads, though it is debatable as to if he has ever actually shot an arrow.
CTM is the drunken fist of the mod world.
MTM is the ruler of the trolls and ultimate troll mod.
Vanessa is the tidier of offesive/unruly posts.
TRM will whip you into submission.
Skinny is the drunken drummer.
Boborone is the crazy hat wearing donky guy.
BabyDoll is the leader of the birds and thrower of bricks.
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Archer is the ultimate closer of useless threads, though it is debatable as to if he has ever actually shot an arrow.
CTM is the drunken fist of the mod world.
MTM is the ruler of the trolls and ultimate troll mod.
Vanessa is the tidier of offesive/unruly posts.
TRM will whip you into submission.
Skinny is the drunken drummer.
Boborone is the crazy hat wearing donky guy.
BabyDoll is the leader of the birds.
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Cool............I guess
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Cool............I guess
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Lighten up . I'm "skinny", and I was almost famous in real life.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Lighten up . I'm "skinny", and I was almost famous in real life.
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lol it's about time one of you showed up.
StormMcCloud said:
lol it's about time one of you showed up.
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I couldn't leave a soldier to die alone. This thread sucks.
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I couldn't leave a soldier to die alone. This thread sucks.
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Basically.
I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
MissionImprobable said:
I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
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Dafuq did i just read?
MissionImprobable said:
I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
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Aren't those the same thing!
StormMcCloud said:
Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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Exactly!
The inventor of Sham WOW! also posts here.
WiredPirate said:
^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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What are devs?
What are mods?
Who are we?
People. Some are just less lazy than others. We all share this space called XDA equally. We just share it differently. Sure, respect around here is earned, but the ones who thrive here, such as yourself (wired), and many others who don't develop or care to, add just as much to this community as someone who does. Its all about quality here, whether you rewrite code, offer advice about carriers, all the way to the trolls who entertain us on a daily basis....through some channel of events, we've all found our way here. And I certainly have thought about things differently since I joined.
OK, hippie rant over. Need to grab a 'stone.
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