Hi all.
Just let us make the worst possible jokes . U can also rate (and comment) the jokes above u out of 10 stars.
The worst the joke is , the highest the rating should be...
MINE:
U know why i use a cell phone...
....bcoz
........bcoz
..............bcoz
I can't use a cell tower....
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c'mon . Who is the 1st one to rate and comment me.....
I give it a 6.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!"
The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
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I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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bharatgaddameedi said:
I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
westicle said:
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
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Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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bharatgaddameedi said:
Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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4silvertooth said:
I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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I give it a 7.13 cuz of the scardy elephant
Two fishes are in a tank.
one fish said to the other
"Oi, how do we drive this thing?"
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cheers
how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
raving_nanza said:
how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
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Doesn't like it. Its rule breaking.
Worst jokes doesn't mean rule breaking. Sorry to say ....
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****: [kok]
- noun 1. rooster 2. male bird 3. valve 4. the hammer in a gun.
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jockeinz?
insteed of jockeink u most go work custem kernalz for oure devices. this not fun. we sit here wait for devz but their jockinz not workz. i disapoints xda.
Blagus said:
insteed of jockeink u most go work custem kernalz for oure devices. this not fun. we sit here wait for devz but their jockinz not workz. i disapoints xda.
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I give it a 2.
A termite walks into a bar and askes, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A man and his wife wanted something new in their life so they go to the store and ask the clerk can I have something new? The clerk handed them a sign that said something new
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conqu1stador said:
I give it a 2.
A termite walks into a bar and askes, "Is the bar tender here?"
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I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
A man walks into a bar............. ouch!
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
xaccers said:
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
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9's!
MacaronyMax said:
I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
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LOL
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man!
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conqu1stador said:
9's!
LOL
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I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
A white cat was walking along when it fell into the drain.
A black cat walks by and says?
Meow.
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sakai4eva said:
I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
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1. 'ZOMG' the lowest rating yet!?
why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
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^ I give it a 4.99
Once there were three ants walking. The first said I have two ants behind me,second says I have two ants behind me,third says the same thing,how......
They were walking in a circular path.
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Related
Omg I have this problem were I canot get this girl of my nads I mean I can't do anything? Any insight? Ahhhhh help me with my troubles concerning females...
Now who did I impersonate? Any guesses?
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Justin Bieber
Ok hint he is on xda
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Man you just said his name xD
M_T_M said:
Mr Ed?
On another topic...did you know that Alan claims to rock?
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Man you just said his name xD
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are you talking about the love messages he sent u???
Hmm maybe l
T.C.P said:
are you talking about the love messages he sent u???
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is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes
now who's this guy now??
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I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.
souljaboy said:
is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes
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if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot
jaszek said:
I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.
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+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.
sakai4eva said:
+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.
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What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.
jaszek said:
What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.
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She's not too shy on that department too, if you know what I mean
And yes, she's hotter than magma.
T.C.P said:
if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot
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True he once told me a story: "I'm the ninja, Kawasaki blazin', In a kimono, “Konichiwa” to the Asians."
A reader posted this on the site today
http://www.traemcneely.com/2011/11/03/10-things-longer-than-kim-kardashians-marriage/
Who is this Kardashian chick and why is she famous?
jaszek said:
Who is this Kardashian chick and why is she famous?
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Don't you remember the Federation/Kardashian war?
Of course she's had her forehead spoon removed...
jaszek said:
...why is she famous?
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A question that greater minds than you and I (or at least I) struggle with...
Step666 said:
A question that greater minds than you and I (or at least I) struggle with...
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read at wikipedia. then you (and him too) know.
jaszek said:
Who is this Kardashian chick and why is she famous?
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because of the sex tape (i think) hahahha
It was all business...
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peejhaymakots said:
because of the sex tape (i think) hahahha
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Add in a big booty and a reality TV show. A famous, Olympic Gold Winner daddy..
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WARNING>>>>>>>>>>>>>>some of the vids I posted may not be SFW!!!
Holy crap man, wow........just wow
*you can add him to the bank here
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1540495
boborone said:
Holy crap man, wow........just wow
*you can add him to the bank here
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1540495
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will do
RIP
My fav song
RIP MCA
We are losing so many good artists
Michael Jackson
Whitney Houston
And now Adam yauch
http://www.pandora.com/station/424328874683071417
Brace yourselves
beastie boys are going to become more famous
husam666 said:
Brace yourselves
beastie boys are going to become more famous
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as they weren't famous enough
davidrules7778 said:
as they weren't famous enough
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which is why I said more
husam666 said:
which is why I said more
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whatever
What next?
"Justin Bieber shot in Iraq".
NO WAI!
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IrishStuff09 said:
What next?
"Justin Bieber shot in Iraq".
NO WAI!
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this would please me, not make me sad
NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN.
R. I. P BROTHER.
YOU WILL BE MISSED.
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I need to go find a bottle of Brass Monkey if they still make it.
RIP MCA
85gallon said:
I need to go find a bottle of Brass Monkey if they still make it.
RIP MCA
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You can make your own
Vodka,rum and orange juice
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Ringtone now 'girls' in the great man's honour. Sad, sad day.
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R.I.P. Adam Yauch. Another great talent gone too soon.
Adam's in heaven with Cookie Puss at last.
So much joy and great memories. Part of the party soundtrack to my and our lives.
The rules for this game are really simple.
1. Press three random letter keys (For example rta)
2. The next poster makes up a short meaning for the three letters. And then picks 3 more random letters.
3. It does not have to make sense! (For example this could mean: Right Turn Ahead or Really Tiny Apples or Run To Alabama)
hope you enjoy it!
rta
john9 said:
The rules for this game are really simple.
1. Press three random letter keys (For example rta)
2. The next poster makes up a short meaning for the three letters. And then picks 3 more random letters.
3. It does not have to make sense! (For example this could mean: Right Turn Ahead or Really Tiny Apples or Run To Alabama)
hope you enjoy it!
rta
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Real Thread Anytime?
fyn
boborone said:
Real Thread Anytime?
fyn
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For your night
Fob
--sent from my glacier.
Freshly-opened beer
DSP
MissionImprobable said:
Freshly-opened beer
DSP
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digitally selected protagonist
kfr
boborone said:
digitally selected protagonist
kfr
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Knack for risk
osa
vanessaem said:
Knack for risk
osa
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operational sinus attack
No letters, so...
Fap.
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SteveG12543 said:
No letters, so...
Fap.
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Flog all papists.
CMF
computer mal-function
sdf
Somewhat dumb fish
Dlf
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iok1 said:
Somewhat dumb fish
Dlf
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Don't live fearfully.
SDG.
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iok1 said:
Somewhat dumb fish
Dlf
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disinfecting loam fraternity
sop
boborone said:
disinfecting loam fraternity
sop
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Salamanders Often Persuade
Ghq
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Salamanders Often Persuade
Ghq
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goatse's high quality
gtb
going to bowling
sal
sal
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Simon Always Looses :banghead:
RLB
Simon.TS.HTC said:
Simon Always Looses :banghead:
RLB
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radio lab blast
fds
lamborg said:
radio lab blast
fds
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Feed (with) duck sauce.
Hof
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iok1 said:
Feed (with) duck sauce.
Hof
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hamburger of fish
ytf
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Title says it folks^^
What are you eating for the LateNight Munchies..
I usually order pizza but got some WaffleHouse tonight,haven't had it in awhile and its open 24/7
Plus i love food;p
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Made a steak with the right seasonings. Had some brews for a side dish.
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Karakoram2 said:
Made a steak with the right seasonings. Had some brews for a side dish.
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I'm to lazy to make food at night
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I used to go straight from the bar to a fast food joint and get a double cheese burger. at 3 am.
jaszek said:
I used to go straight from the bar to a fast food joint and get a double cheese burger. at 3 am.
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That's why they make fast food places
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Late night munchies for me - it's coming up on 11:30 pm - a cold can of John Smiths and a couple of creme caramels from the fridge.
Simon.TS.HTC said:
Late night munchies for me - it's coming up on 11:30 pm - a cold can of John Smiths and a couple of creme caramels from the fridge.
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Creme caramels??
Lol
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Mod Edi: Really, you had to go there? ~ TRM
fleurdelisxliv said:
Mod Edi: Really, you had to go there? ~ TRM
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No drug talk in here sorry
Lol and i always have the munchies just eat alot at night
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ScubaSteev said:
No drug talk in here sorry
Lol and i always have the munchies just eat alot at night
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i always have the late night munchies after a lot of beer if im able to get the food to my mouth lol
ScubaSteev said:
Creme caramels??
Lol
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I knew, but it was the only food in my fridge and I couldn't be bothered to cook a pizza from frozen
As for the reason, just got back from a date - I know most of you have heard about Elizabeth recently through my posts here. I'd known all along that she was planning on going back gone to Romania next week to work out her future - I learnt that it's because she's been diagnosed with cancer and is going home for treatment.
Therefore, got home, couldn't sleep, needed food.
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I knew, but it was the only food in my fridge and I couldn't be bothered to cook a pizza from frozen
As for the reason, just got back from a date - I know most of you have heard about Elizabeth recently through my posts here. I'd known all along that she was planning on going back gone to Romania next week to work out her future - I learnt that it's because she's been diagnosed with cancer and is going home for treatment.
Therefore, got home, couldn't sleep, needed food.
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Ohh damn:/
Well i hope all works out.
But i was asking what is creme caramels? Lol
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ScubaSteev said:
Ohh damn:/
Well i hope all works out.
But i was asking what is creme caramels? Lol
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Look up on Google. Sweet caramel flavoured puddings - yum yum
Simon.TS.HTC said:
Look up on Google. Sweet caramel flavoured puddings - yum yum
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Lmfao!
That sounds kiddish ha
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Swiss cheese...thick slices...about 2 pounds per week. I don't know why, but it goes perfect with beer.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Swiss cheese...thick slices...about 2 pounds per week. I don't know why, but it goes perfect with beer.
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Holy crap dude......that's a lot
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Pizza or maccas... Sometimes just chocolate will ease the fever
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Vis1on said:
Pizza or maccas... Sometimes just chocolate will ease the fever
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Mmmm chocolate
Pizza is good too
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