10 Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian’s Marriage - Off-topic

A reader posted this on the site today
http://www.traemcneely.com/2011/11/03/10-things-longer-than-kim-kardashians-marriage/

Who is this Kardashian chick and why is she famous?

jaszek said:
Who is this Kardashian chick and why is she famous?
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Don't you remember the Federation/Kardashian war?
Of course she's had her forehead spoon removed...

jaszek said:
...why is she famous?
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A question that greater minds than you and I (or at least I) struggle with...

Step666 said:
A question that greater minds than you and I (or at least I) struggle with...
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read at wikipedia. then you (and him too) know.

jaszek said:
Who is this Kardashian chick and why is she famous?
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because of the sex tape (i think) hahahha

It was all business...
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peejhaymakots said:
because of the sex tape (i think) hahahha
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Add in a big booty and a reality TV show. A famous, Olympic Gold Winner daddy..
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Question?? LOL Just got that 12" part
Will you post a question next time?
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...Small
I am 12 inches.. Oh wait, I mean 5ft 11
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The Kat n' the Hat guy.. IDk
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from a banana tree
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Just search Pink Floyd
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Its a song dumbass ... pink floyd???
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DanWilson said:
Ah. I'm 13 dammit, how was I meant to know that!
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Well im 14 so, no excuse really
DanWilson said:
Ah. I'm 13 dammit, how was I meant to know that!
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!PANDA said:
Well I was braught up on this, and knew them since I was 9 haha.. boston remains the best classic rock band in my book.
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I just know im gunna be scorned for this but... boston?
Another super useful off topic thread
Oh kids......
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Oh kids......
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(10 char)
urbanengine1 said:
I just know im gunna be scorned for this but... boston?
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c'mon . Who is the 1st one to rate and comment me.....
I give it a 6.
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I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
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bharatgaddameedi said:
I give it 5.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender stops it saying, "we don't serve u".
Then the mushroom says, "but I serve u".
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Www that's a 4.
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Www that's a 4.
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub.
The duck in the front says to the duck in the back, "hey, pass me the soap!"
The duck in the back looks at the duck in front and says " what do i look like...a typewriter?!"
That's mine.
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Hmmm. 5 again.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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bharatgaddameedi said:
Hmmm. 5 again.
An ant and a housefly are riding motor cycles. Both are coming in opposite directions on a road. They met with an accident in which ant got heavy injuries but the housefly doesn't. Guess why.
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The housefly had wings. It flew just before the accident.
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I give it a 8.34
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I give it a 8.34
Once an ant got a sugar cube for an elephant to eat, the elephant replied I can't I have diabetes.
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cheers
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how many animals can you fit inside a condom?
#a **** and a few haires
(my favourate joke when i was little )
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I give it a 2.
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conqu1stador said:
I give it a 2.
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I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
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Two parrots sitting on a perch.
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9's!
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I give 8 XD If thats good I loeld lol
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9's!
LOL
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I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
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Meow.
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I'd give it a 3 of sorts.
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1. 'ZOMG' the lowest rating yet!?
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^ I give it a 4.99
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Does anyone here debate?
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+ 1 on Hitler, dudes a mastermind.
You can't debate that.
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Archer said:
God!!! You're all as bad as Hitler.
There - finished.
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Godwins Law invoked!
itsbeertimenow said:
+ 1 on Hitler, dudes a mastermind.
You can't debate that.
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Glad to say i don't think you'll be around here much longer.
lol. I see.
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Godwins Law invoked!
Glad to say i don't think you'll be around here much longer.
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It's complete fact that Hitler was a political and military genius. Free speech granted.
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itsbeertimenow said:
It's complete fact that Hitler was a political and military genius. Free speech granted.
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He was an impotent narcissist who wished he could paint, ended up with a bullet in his brain and will be reviled for all eternity.
Not really something to aspire to now, is it?
DirkGently said:
He was an impotent narcissist who wished he could paint, ended up with a bullet in his brain and will be reviled for all eternity.
Not really something to aspire to now, is it?
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Have you any idea how much those paintings are worth?
Hitler - successful painter
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And thread successfully closed...go debate Hitler somewhere else mate

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Real Thread Anytime?
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Freshly-opened beer
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digitally selected protagonist
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Knack for risk
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Somewhat dumb fish
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Somewhat dumb fish
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disinfecting loam fraternity
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Salamanders Often Persuade
Ghq
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goatse's high quality
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going to bowling
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sal
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Simon Always Looses :banghead:
RLB
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Simon Always Looses :banghead:
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radio lab blast
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Feed (with) duck sauce.
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