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10 Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian’s Marriage

A reader posted this on the site today
http://www.traemcneely.com/2011/11/03/10-things-longer-than-kim-kardashians-marriage/

Who is this Kardashian chick and why is she famous?

jaszek said:
Who is this Kardashian chick and why is she famous?
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Don't you remember the Federation/Kardashian war?
Of course she's had her forehead spoon removed...

jaszek said:
...why is she famous?
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A question that greater minds than you and I (or at least I) struggle with...

Step666 said:
A question that greater minds than you and I (or at least I) struggle with...
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read at wikipedia. then you (and him too) know.

jaszek said:
Who is this Kardashian chick and why is she famous?
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because of the sex tape (i think) hahahha

It was all business...
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peejhaymakots said:
because of the sex tape (i think) hahahha
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Add in a big booty and a reality TV show. A famous, Olympic Gold Winner daddy..
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Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

What and how much did you smoke/drink?
But yeah, this is a fantasy.
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LordManhattan said:
What and how much did you smoke/drink?
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You just destroyed the most epic thread.
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Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality, open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy,

I need to sympathy, because I'm easy come

deliriousDroid said:
I need no sympathy, because I'm easy come
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,easy go, little high, little low.

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, killed a man,
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Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.

Don't worry, you'll wake up soon.

WickedNite said:
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
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..Mama, life had just begun....

DirkGently said:
..Mama, life had just begun....
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But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mamaaaaa oooh.....

aliciameyer said:
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mamaaaaa oooh.....
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But I can hardly wait, ooh to touch and to feel you Mama!
Sorry, wrong song....
Didn't mean to make you cry...

aliciameyer said:
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mamaaaaa oooh.....
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Didn't mean to make you cry...
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gaspernemec said:
Didn't mean to make you cry...
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errr...
Archer said:
Didn't mean to make you cry...
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If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on carry on
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as if nothing really matters...

Too late.... my time has come

Boxers or Briefs?

Boxers here.
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Boxers .

Briefs?

boxer briefs
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Comando, like Kramer.
Jk. boxers.
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Mmm I just bought a package of Grandma's chocolate chip cookies. I am eating them now. Gonna make some hot pockets later. Boxer-briefs.
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Boxers. Which reminds me, I need to buy a few new pairs. lol

whatever is clean

Kmart gotta get to Kmart
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Boxer briefs always
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None, a thong

Mr. Clown said:
None, a thong
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Where you been old man? Long time no see.
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Quite busy, but I still lurk around OT. Good to see you
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Mr. Clown said:
None, a thong
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You are a chick? What? Only chicks wear thongs.
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alaman68 said:
You are a chick? What? Only chicks wear thongs.
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So just because I wear a thong, means I'm a chick?
So that means since I'm white, I'm a unicorn because they are white also?

I'm a bear cause bears have dark hair.
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boborone said:
I'm a bear cause bears have dark hair.
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So I'm a unibearcorn?
Maybe it's....MANBEARPIG!!!

jaszek said:
So I'm a unibearcorn?
Maybe it's....MANBEARPIG!!!
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You have big balls and play in mud too!?
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Briefs more so, boxers show to much.
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boborone said:
You have big balls and play in mud too!?
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I'll let ACDC answer that for me.

Ask a question to another person

This is just a game I saw on an other forum.
it goes like this: you ask a question and the after you answers it and asks a new question.
I will start.
What's your favorite band/artist?
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SanderTheNinja said:
What's your favorite band/artist?
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Neil Young
My turn;-
Would you risk your job and everything you've worked hard for to have a chance with the girl you believe to be 'the one'? And why?

Simon.TS.HTC said:
Neil Young
My turn;-
Would you risk your job and everything you've worked hard for to have a chance with the girl you believe to be 'the one'? And why?
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No. I like my money.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
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veeman said:
No. I like my money.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
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Neil Sedaka.
When will we see some decent threads appear in OT?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Neil Sedaka.
When will we see some decent threads appear in OT?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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When you stop deeming them all ****...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Come over to the dark side...

thelowend said:
When you stop deeming them all ****...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Come over to the dark side...
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because seven was turning six around so he where a nine.
htc vs. Samsung?
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SanderTheNinja said:
because seven was turning six around so he where a nine.
htc vs. Samsung?
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HTC
Laggy ICS or smooth gingerbread?

QuantumFoam said:
HTC
Laggy ICS or smooth gingerbread?
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Smooth gingerbread
I have one thing to say, what is a "question"???
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iok1 said:
Smooth gingerbread
I have one thing to say, what is a "question"???
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its a sentence where you ask something.
how many sheeps did i count so far?
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SanderTheNinja said:
its a sentence where you ask something.
how many sheeps did i count so far?
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As long as you only count them I don't really care.
Dogs or cats?

Simon.TS.HTC said:
As long as you only count them I don't really care.
Dogs or cats?
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Cats! Like 'em both, buth I prefer cats.
Where is your mom working?(LOL )

SOS international (no seriously, its true)
Galaxy s3, yay or nay?
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iok1 said:
SOS international (no seriously, its true)
Galaxy s3, yay or nay?
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Yay
Basketball or football?

Football
Why is OP a ninja?
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iok1 said:
Football
Why is OP a ninja?
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I could tell u, but then I'd have to kill u
Matrix or Inception?

QuantumFoam said:
I could tell u, but then I'd have to kill u
Matrix or Inception?
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Matception
why aren't we using this thread?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=977674

Because u bumped it.
Why'd u bump it

QuantumFoam said:
Because u bumped it.
Why'd u bump it
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because this thread is a duplicate and shall be closed
when will a mod come in?

husam666 said:
because this thread is a duplicate and shall be closed
when will a mod come in?
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When u pm him
Why don't u pm Archer?

Too bad I'm on my phone and its too many steps.
Are you in before the lock?
(I know I am)
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A world without internet

could you imagine a world without Internet? A world of chaos? No more online,gaming no YouTube, NO XDA, no NOTHING. How would you cope with it? What would you do for your free time? Remember there isn't Internet.
Feel free to repeat things, because its your opinion right?
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Braxton355 said:
could you imagine a world without Internet? A world of chaos? No more online,gaming no YouTube, NO XDA, no NOTHING. How would you cope with it? What would you do for your free time? Remember there isn't Internet.
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Back to bearskins and knives as they say...

Play games I have like atari 2600
Sent from my own hell

I wouldn't be spending time writing this.
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I'd go back to doing what I did before the internet... :good:

Quasimodem said:
I'd go back to doing what I did before the internet... :good:
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Sitting alone with a magazine?

Thats OK said:
Sitting alone with a magazine?
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I doubt it would be reading anything, I didn't even read in jail... :silly:
Probably just watch a bunch of TV...

I'd have to go back to filling my sdcard with tons of songs again....instead of streaming music all day long.
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Re subscribe to playboy and hustler? Lol
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Well, I grew up with no Internet and didn't have access to it till I was a young man. I'll have more of a social life I guess. Probably read more to.
Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.

Haha I feel like it'd be a hippy time again! Like the 60's sort if like Austin powers the golden member! That'd be cool!
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Quasimodem said:
I'd go back to doing what I did before the internet... :good:
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Mastrubating in the dark?
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LordManhattan said:
Mastrubating in the dark?
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:angel::victory::silly::laugh::highfive::good::fingers-crossed::cyclops::crying:

Quasimodem said:
:angel::victory::silly::laugh::highfive::good::fingers-crossed::cyclops::crying:
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I'll take that as a yes :good:

LordManhattan said:
I'll take that as a yes :good:
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Haha! :thumbup:
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ask to people which live before 1991 (when darpa was create arpanet) u'll got the answer

xzn said:
ask to people which live before 1991 (when darpa was create arpanet) u'll got the answer
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Hell user "Thats OK" was alive before 1991 1981 1971 1961 but not 1951

Thats OK said:
Hell user "Thats OK" was alive before 1991 1981 1971 1961 but not 1951
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Haha I'm 15!!! I'd die!
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I'd do what I did before growing up. Go outside lol.

I'd just invent the internet. Simple as that. :thumbup: