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just plain chatting about
ANYTHING (except if it doesn't obey the rules)
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So I told this old lady one day....listen you...either you give me all of your money......oh crap....never mind...bye!!

M_T_M said:
So I told this old lady one day....listen you...either you give me all of your money......oh crap....never mind...bye!!
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pls tell me i like storys

Oh no!
Another useless off topic thread inside off topic

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Oh no!
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no it's for pure chatting about anything land thats different do you have anything to chat about orb?

so...the police showed up and I tried to bribe them with donuts...which did not go well btw.....

M_T_M said:
so...the police showed up and I tried to bribe them with donuts...which did not go well btw.....
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donuts are tasty
what type of donuts were they?

Zac.Santer said:
donuts are tasty
what type of donuts were they?
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The expensive ones...$2.60 each

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The expensive ones...$2.60 each
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tasty mmm......
how come the police didn't fall for it? i would of.

Zac.Santer said:
tasty mmm......
how come the police didn't fall for it? i would of.
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Well...so anyway after I got deported to Antartica...I came across this old friend of mine which I owed money to....I was telling him the story about the police and the donuts when....wham! a Whale ate him

M_T_M said:
Well...so anyway after I got deported to Antartica...I came across this old friend of mine which I owed money to....I was telling him the story about the police and the donuts when....wham! a Whale ate him
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at least you didn't have to pay the money back!
what happened next?

I got up and told the waitress...you call this chowder!!....as I trew it at her and left without paying

this story is very interesting
did the waitress or police catch you?

that's when I went to the park and tried to take that old ladie's money

did the old lady use kung fu on you?

Hmmm... I'm betting the old lady FLASHED you!!! I think I saw her over the ORD thread!!!
Sorry, Zac, could not resist...
EDIT: I'll quit now, I promise...

M_T_M said:
that's when I went to the park and tried to take that old ladie's money
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I always knew we had a fugitive here on XDA

I wish girls had a Nandroid Backup. It would make things so much easier.

Let me tell you a story...
I was at work in the ER one night back in January, 1997 when I received a phone call from home. My daughters Sarah and Jennifer were on the line, flush with excitement after visiting a local pet shop with our youngest offspring, Mary Caroline.For weeks the two girls had been after me to get a kitten for Mary. Sarah and Jenni were both getting married in '97, Sarah in April and Jenni in October. Sarah was taking her orange tabby cat Woody to her new home while Jen was marrying a man who was owned by a big black and white tomcat named Frank. (Yes, I say 'owned' because any cat lover knows that people don't 'own' cats -- we are simply the servants of our beloved felines.) According to my oldest daughters, Mary was going to be lonely enough without them at home. How in the world would she survive without a cat to keep her company? I'd been resisting their pleas since before Christmas, but with me out of the way at work, the three girls had worked their charm on their doting father. They'd found the perfect kitten for Mary, and being a cat lover himself, my husband had caved in quite easily. But he ageed to their plan only if I said yes. Thus the phone call.
Given the hectic atmosphere in the ER that evening, I had no time to argue the merits of bringing a new pet into the house. And what could I say anyway now that Fred was behind them? I knew when I was beat, so I surrendered with hardly a whimper.
I returned home that night expecting to find a kitten curled up on Mary's bed. Instead, I found THREE kittens! Two of them were females, striped tabbies from the same litter. The third was a big pawed gray tabby from a different litter, a male who looked up at me with soft eyes that said, "I'm all yours!" I immediately fell in love with him. My daughters spun me a long involved story as to why we now had three newcomers in the house instead of one. It didn't matter; I was won over by the gray cat and the other two were just bonuses. Shadow (as we named him) grew by leaps and bounds over the next few months. His playmates were on a slower growing curve, always a pound and several inches behind him. The difference in size caused problems. Shadow wanted to play with his adopted sisters, but his roughhousing turned them into shrinking violets. They began hiding behind the couch each time he approached. Shadow couldn't figure it out. He'd **** his head to one side and look up at me as if to say, "Hey, ma! Why won't they wrestle with me?" Our vet supplied the answer: the girls were afraid of Shadow. They weren't developing as they should and they needed to be separated from the big gray cat -- permanently. Eventually our son Matt took one cat to his apartment and a friend adopted the other. Shadow stayed with us. Over the years Shadow grew into his paws and became, as my husband put it, "one pound short of a puma". During the day he followed me around the house, sitting on my lap and checking out the computer while I wrote, or helping me in the garden by stalking and destroying any leaf that dared to fall from a tree. Each morning he would circle the yard looking for intruders in the form of mice or rabbits, then trot back to the door and meow as if to say, "You can come out now. It's safe!" In the evening, Shadow would lie on the patio next to our chairs, guarding us just in case a stray sparrow flitted our way. Then at night he would jump up on the bed, curl up next to my husband, and stare me in the eyes as he placed one paw on Fred's hand. I always felt he was claiming Fred as his own, letting me know Fred was his guy as much as he was mine. When he was sure I'd gotten the message, he'd jump down and go upstairs to sleep with Mary Caroline. Promptly at 5 a.m. he'd be back to wake Fred for work. We never needed an alarm clock; Shadow did the job for us. I grew up with cats, lived with cats most of my life. But never have I known a cat like Shadow. For love and companionship, he had no equal. I will miss him.

Let me tell you another story...
Four years ago, I started subscribing to the New York Times, the Daily News, the Wall Street Journal and the New York Post.
Then one morning I heard the guy across the hall open his door and my newspapers were gone. The whole stack.
I let it go because I get the full set of papers comped at work, and also because it just wasn’t worth the confrontation: He was a really grumpy old man who just growled and grunted at people– like the man from the movie “Up” but 6’ 3”.
This went on for several years, until he died.
After that, I started to get the papers for about a month. Then one by one they started disappearing again, except for the Post.
This time it’s the lady next door to me. She’s a very quirky older woman who has been in building for 30 years.
She’s very nice and actually reads my papers for me and pulls articles out and puts them on my door with a magnet and a thought-you’d-be-interested note.
The reason I don’t ask her to stop, or confront her, is that we have a nice little thing going: She’s my built-in nanny-cam.
She is home all day and tells everything my nanny does with my son. She will tell me she saw my son and nanny walking and singing a song and totally happy together. Or that another nanny brought three kids over for two hours. Or she will tell me really loved the way my son was talking to my son in the hallway.
She's like my own little Reader's Digest.

Guys: I got a girl to like me! I have a problem now.

ORIGINAL DATE : 2011
Hi!
I took all of your advices put them together and tada! A girl likes me!
Her name is Elissa.
Okay so on Monday my friends and I were having lunch at school like always. My friend Yareli comes and says, "Alan give me a hug" I said, "Hmmm later, in French class." I had a something on my finger so I wiped it on my friends jacket while he's sitting down. I suddenly hear and see with the corner of my eye a girl laughing at what I had done, I looked at her and was like, "Wow, what an angel". In French class I asked my friend, "Hey who was that girl that was next to you?" She said, "Oh that's my friend Elissa, why you like her?" I said yes and told her to tell her next period about me.
The next day I asked her, "Hey what did she say?" She said, "She called you hot" I was like wow!!!!! So I met her and had lunch with her and then that same day everything happened she told me she liked me and I was adorable, sweet, cute, all that gooshy stuff. I got all excited and was thought, "THANKS XDA."
Okay so she likes me she wrote me 2 letters today and I wrote her 1.
My problem is she still has a boyfriend, she says she is going to break up with him but I hear everyone, literally almost everyone at the school saying she is waiting for me to ask her out then she'll dump her boyfriend but I'll feel guilty and feel like she's cheating on him with me for a while. So what do I do? Do I ask her out and then she'll dump her boyfriend or do I tell her to break up with him first? What do I do???
Oh and If you wanna see her, go to facebook.com/alanrocks17 and go to my friends and search, "Elissa" tell me if you think she's pretty?
UPDATE: So she broke up with her boyfriend today, YAY! I am going to ask her out on Monday when I see her and yes TWITCH she might do that but keep in mind, the bf she had went to a different school, they didn't really talk much and she told me she already likes me more than she ever did with him.....
PLUS many of her friends have told me that they have never seen her this excited and shy about a guy before!
Meaning there is a slightly less chance she will do to me what she did to him and yes I do owe everyone a therapist feEEEEE!!!
GUYS IM 15 I MADE THIS ACCOUNT WHEN I WAS LIKE 13.
I ALSO MADE LIKE 10 GMAILS WITH ALL DIFFERENT #'S SO I HAVENT CHANGED MY FB URL.
IN THIS CASE I CHANGED MY USERNAME TO MACARONYALAN AND THIS ISSUE IS RESOLVED
Guys if you wanna see her go to facebook.com/alanrocks17
and go to my friends and search, "Elissa"
Guys I asked her:
We were walking and I was like, "So Elissa did I ever tell you that you were really gorgeous." She blushed and I said "I really like you " she said "I really like you too" I asked her to be my girlfriend and she said yes smiling.
She said yes. We hugged and kissed.
She wrote me another note and so did I and we hugged and kissed about 5 times after that and had lunch together and held hands.
This my friends is the end of this thread. Thanks you all! If it wasn't for you guys I would not her!
UPDATE DATE: 2014
HAD NOT HAD A GIRLFRIEND SINCE THIS THREAD ALMOST 4 YEARS AGO.
Was 15 when I made this thread and now I am 18 , turning 19 this year. Been on XDA since 2009 and have been using Android since 2008.
Let's see how 2014 treats me lol.

Lmao! Both!
Can I guess? You met her on xda... But she has a penis? . Haha tell
Alanrocks15 said:
Hi!
I took all of your advices put them together and tada! A girl likes me!
Her name is Elissa and here let me put it this way do you guys wanna hear how we met and the problem or one or the other.?
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I'm interested with this! subscribing!
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Spill your guts Alan my buddy haha
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Will do as soon as I get home.
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Did you root her as suggested in the other thread? Let us know when you give her the root
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huggs said:
Did you root her as suggested in the other thread? Let us know when you give her the root
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That won't happen for awhile haha If it even does happen.
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Listen to twitch. Tell her what you feel man. And if she doesnt like it, or you get beat up, send them to me or twitch, the nanner mafia has your back! :b
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The survey makes sense

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Wtf is with the fruits and veggies of late llama?
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ALAN, im speechless youve made yourself a hero now on teh XDA
I wish i can have such sorta freedom like you but funny tho I got strict asian parents and romantic relationships and stuff are definite ban in da house :S
anyway, grats on your fine progress,
and imma search up for your friend now if you wouldn't mind xD

Urrm... Ask her xD Also... I added you on fb

ask her out..and see if her bootloader is unlocked already! if not, unlock it and give her the latest cwm 3.x....make sure u wear a NAND/backup (to be on safe side) because you dont want to be stuck with her without being able to upgrade/downgrade in the future..

huggs said:
Did you root her as suggested in the other thread? Let us know when you give her the root
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Its interesting cuz ive always been wondering, how exactly do you root a person ?
I'm assuming:
perpose of rooting - to gain full control and access of certain linux platformed stuffs through means of hacking, cracking, and trial and error attempts (all those [Q] threads on XDA)...
which might just lead to:
get your phone - get a girl
prepare the rooting tools - XDA thread 'how can i get a girl to like me'
hacking and cracking - random chats and letters
trial and error attempts - ??
??????
and I'm lost

Locster126 said:
ask her out..and see if her bootloader is unlocked already! if not, unlock it and give her the latest cwm 3.x....make sure u wear a NAND/backup (to be on safe side) because you dont want to be stuck with her without being able to upgrade/downgrade in the future..
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This is wrong

idavid_ said:
This is wrong
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how bout lets say,
'what a dirty mind you have...'
hehe that change things

ClementNg23 said:
how bout lets say,
'what a dirty mind you have...'
hehe that change things
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Ahh damn it

Make sure you have recovery ;-) omitting busybox joke..
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Lmao! xD
Locster126 said:
ask her out..and see if her bootloader is unlocked already! if not, unlock it and give her the latest cwm 3.x....make sure u wear a NAND/backup (to be on safe side) because you dont want to be stuck with her without being able to upgrade/downgrade in the future..
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I'm engaged to be married this year! Is there an app for this?

Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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My commiserations. Doesn't Android Market have a Magic 8 Ball type app?

needspractice said:
Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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Surely the Death March on mp3 should be enough? (I know your feeling mate, i get married start of August)

needspractice said:
Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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Stay on track, use the voice record feature to make a recording of you saying, "Yes, Dear!" and play it OFTEN!
You'll be fine.
NOTE, the opinions expressed above my not be mine but that's what She Who Must Be Obeyed told me to post.

This is becoming epic in it's humour.
Just remember what is hers is hers.... and what is yours is hers too!

Well...if you still need practice do not marry
(see what I did there? ....see username )
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@M_T_M
Why must u hide your online status on xda??? For some reason seing you post and not have the green online atena is driving me bananas!!!

M_T_M is ninja-like in his stealth, posting ability.
You never know when he's gonna 'delete' somebody

Do whatever she says.... Very quickly....
Where is MY cookie?
There is nothing outside of OT!

LOL! These little gems are sure worth it. Keep them coming. I was thinking about creating a couple elfs on World of Warcraft and having Mr. T. Do our Vows; but I have a feeling that isn't going to work.
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Remember the Milk is a good app. Download, install, but never key in any data. Now, memorize your shopping lists, but NEVER write it down anywhere. Every time you forgot to buy something, shout at your phone and say, "You never remind me about these important stuff." That is a great approximation of 90% of non-sexually related arguments. Oh, and you'll feel like throwing the phone away, but you've invested too much time on it to do so. And think of the sd-cards. I mean kids.
Start using Astrid, it's semi-sarcastic reminders for you to do stuff will be good practise. Also set the reminders to the highest frequency to get an idea of how nagging will feel like from then on.
Delete everyone from your contacts except your wife. That'll give you an idea on how your social life will be after you get married. Unless you married your best friend, which IMO is kinda retarded (no offense to the mentally disabled. Or to the married for that matter) coz you should know how to coax sex out of your best friends of the opposite sex anyway.
Get a dog, and a cat, and a goat. Set the dog on the goat, and the cat on the dog, and never feed the goat. Now, let loose a pet hamster. This has nothing to do with getting married, except that you will feel like the dog, your wife is the cat, the goat is your sex life, and the hamsters are your kids.
Explanation: you, as the dog, will keep wanting sex (goat), but the goat is totally apathetic to your needs. The cat will keeping sic-ing itself on you, but you are so focused on the goat (sex) that you are ignoring something you could have controlled easily. Since the goat is never fed, it means you'll never have sex. And everytime you do, it'll either smell of goat (that's your wife) or the goat will kick in you in 'nads and you'll never wanna have sex again (but you're a dog and a few days after the pain faded you'll start humping the goat, I mean your wife, again). Now when your kids are born (the hamsters) the cat will totally forget about you and everytime you hump the goat, the cat will look at you in disgust.
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Get Angry Birds. Jog for 30 minutes and then have ONE attempt at getting three stars. This will be the approximation for trying to please your wife sexually. And you can only have a go at each of the Seasons campaign on the appropriate day. Also remember that Angry Birds Seasons do not have an "Anniversary" campaign or a "Birthday" Campaign. Try as you might, you'll never remember when these campaigns are supposed to be. Then...
Download FML and PostSecrets. Laugh, or cry, or laugh and cry at the same time as people put up stuff that mirrors your life exactly. Especially the trying to hump a goat part. If you are a New Zealander, you can just talk to a neighbour (pun intended) about the goat part, except they prefer sheep.
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sakai4eva said:
Remember the Milk is a good app. Download, install, but never key in any data. Now, memorize your shopping lists, but NEVER write it down anywhere. Every time you forgot to buy something, shout at your phone and say, "You never remind me about these important stuff." That is a great approximation of 90% of non-sexually related arguments. Oh, and you'll feel like throwing the phone away, but you've invested too much time on it to do so. And think of the sd-cards. I mean kids.
Start using Astrid, it's semi-sarcastic reminders for you to do stuff will be good practise. Also set the reminders to the highest frequency to get an idea of how nagging will feel like from then on.
Delete everyone from your contacts except your wife. That'll give you an idea on how your social life will be after you get married. Unless you married your best friend, which IMO is kinda retarded (no offense to the mentally disabled. Or to the married for that matter) coz you should know how to coax sex out of your best friends of the opposite sex anyway.
Get a dog, and a cat, and a goat. Set the dog on the goat, and the cat on the dog, and never feed the goat. Now, let loose a pet hamster. This has nothing to do with getting married, except that you will feel like the dog, your wife is the cat, the goat is your sex life, and the hamsters are your kids.
Get Angry Birds. Jog for 30 minutes and then have ONE attempt at getting three stars. This will be the approximation for trying to please your wife sexually. And you can only have a go at each of the Seasons campaign on the appropriate day. Also remember that Angry Birds Seasons do not have an "Anniversary" campaign or a "Birthday" Campaign. Try as you might, you'll never remember when these campaigns are supposed to be. Then...
Download FML and PostSecrets. Laugh, or cry, or laugh and cry at the same time as people put up stuff that mirrors your life exactly. Especially the trying to hump a goat part. If you are a New Zealander, you can just talk to a neighbour (pun intended) about the goat part, except they prefer sheep.
Did I miss anything?
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This totally just made my day. Lmfaoo
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Misery in motion
SGN2

Troll Trill Trulz

needspractice said:
Should i stay on track or abort? Android should really come out with something that solves real life issues!
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Banned?
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I got mad by reading this .
Goat-dog-god-cry-laugh-marry-sex-hamster.
Oh god save me!Yes me ofcourse!
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Sanjay said:
I got mad by reading this .
Goat-dog-god-cry-laugh-marry-sex-hamster.
Oh god save me!Yes me ofcourse!
Sent after :stirthepot:
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I Successfully Converted My Brother!

from iPhone, to Android.
LOL. So we were in the US, and he saw a commercial for the Sprint HTC EVO 3D, and I mentioned to him that it was coming to Rogers in Canada in August. Then he wanted it!
He's had an iPhone for about 3 years now, and he says: "It's time to change it up"
I never thought this moment would come because he's always been a bit of a die-hard iPhone fan.
ANYWAYS. Just thought I would make this random thread.. lol.. even if you guys don't care.
-peace out.

The force is strong with this one
Fasty Captivate

man i want one 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! glad you converted him though i have prob 10 ppl from work under my belt lol

fleurdelisxliv said:
man i want one 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! glad you converted him though i have prob 10 ppl from work under my belt lol
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hahaha, ya, I have a few buddies from school who I've converted. But I think you've got me with 10! That's a lot. lol.

Droid vs IPhone
I know quite a few die hard IPhone people as well as Droid users. I myself will always choose a droid over and IPhone every time.

So far, I've converted all of my siblings (sister gonna inherit my phone, so do I don't care about that), one friend in church, and possibly another girl in church (she hasn't bought it yet). All in all, a win for me/Android.

MilitaryMan407 said:
I know quite a few die hard IPhone people as well as Droid users. I myself will always choose a droid over and IPhone every time.
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Gaaaahhhh its an Androind not droid >.< lol I just had to say it
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theebest said:
Gaaaahhhh its an Androind not droid >.< lol I just had to say it
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I hate that too how hard is it to say android. I also hate when people say they have "Google " phones, but their a POS! God it's aggravating hearing Droid instead of android.
Sorry had to vent a little.
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Yes, but its easier to say you know alot of friends with 'Droids than it is to say you know alotta friends with Android Devices.

well done dude I always fail to get my friends an android phone instead of an iphone q.q

duboi97 said:
I hate that too how hard is it to say android. I also hate when people say they have "Google " phones, but their a POS! God it's aggravating hearing Droid instead of android.
Sorry had to vent a little.
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Question... have you ever said plane instead of airplane? Phone instead of telephone? What's different about the word android?
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I've only converted one person, my buddy. He wanted to get the iPhone 4G from Verizon but I convinced him to get the Thunderbolt
Fasty Captivate

On what day did that happen? ..
We should record that day and name convert an iZombie day .. were we celebrate with all the converters
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varem said:
I've only converted one person, my buddy. He wanted to get the iPhone 4G from Verizon but I convinced him to get the Thunderbolt
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iPhone 4G? It doesn't have 4G!
-insert trollface
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sakai4eva said:
So far, I've converted all of my siblings (sister gonna inherit my phone, so do I don't care about that), one friend in church, and possibly another girl in church (she hasn't bought it yet). All in all, a win for me/Android.
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Now let me ask you, is the girl from the church cute? Most of them are cute.
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converted my sis but moms gonna be a little tougher to convert mainly cuz she has that cricket ascend POS and thinks all androids are like that even after i show her what my 3vo can do so shes on the verge of switching to att for the iphone :/

A week ago I converted one of my friends. We were driving back from new mexico and he kept talking about how great apple and the ipod/iPhone was so I just handed him my phone (a HTC magic. Old) and told him to try it out then tell me what he thinks. Didn't get my phone back till we stopped in Texas. He said his next phone will be an android

iynfynity said:
Now let me ask you, is the girl from the church cute? Most of them are cute.
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Oh yes. She is cute, bubbly, dances well, very friendly and nice, has a nice sister, has a nice future brother-in-law (who is my church drummer too!) and has great parents. And she's jailbait-age. But,
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Question... have you ever said plane instead of airplane? Phone instead of telephone? What's different about the word android?
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Read this link first:
http://www.android.com/branding.html
Nowhere in Google's brand policy does it say Android can be shortened to 'Droid
Now read the below:
Droids are robotic machines...
The word "droid" is a registered trademark of Lucasfilm Ltd.
The term "Droid" has been used by Verizon Wireless under license from Lucasfilm
Motorola's late-2009 Google Android-based cell phone is called the Droid.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droid_(robot)
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An android is a robot or synthetic organism designed to look and act like a human
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_(robot)
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I want to point out the difference between droids and Androids who provide "pleasure" is this:
http://videorapture.com/VideoGallery/funny/automated-sperm-donation-machine/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_in_Blade_Runner#Pris
Still wanna call it Droid?

DS1495 said:
from iPhone, to Android.
LOL. So we were in the US, and he saw a commercial for the Sprint HTC EVO 3D, and I mentioned to him that it was coming to Rogers in Canada in August. Then he wanted it!
He's had an iPhone for about 3 years now, and he says: "It's time to change it up"
I never thought this moment would come because he's always been a bit of a die-hard iPhone fan.
ANYWAYS. Just thought I would make this random thread.. lol.. even if you guys don't care.
-peace out.
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Good work
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Well, both are really good phones so good job! HTC EVO 3D does look really cool, even though the UI itself isn't 3D. But hey, in my opinion it's still better than the iPhone. Just wish Android Marketplace can be big and successful as Apple's App Store.

There's a girl i like....

Hi! Guys, There's a one girl i like. We've been texting each other since week. i asked her out for dinner or do something else ..few days back and she said she don't mind. we met each other today. i bought some flowers for her. she loved it. than we went on a walk near to her university 2-3 hours. i asked her everything i could. she asked me almost everything. took some beautiful pics. & than middle of between walk she said, she have to online 7 o'clock to talk with her mom P.S. She lives away from her mom. So, She didn't mention about dinner neither i! & than like after half hour i just drop her off and she said she really liked walking with me.& She said she'd wait for my text or call. After 15 minutes i sent her a Message, telling i had a great time with her. Does that mean she's interested in me? Or she isn't ?
Come on you peoples give me your views

It sounds very promising to me! Try to keep the texting to a minimum, unless she's the one who begins it. Instead, call her and show her that you're confident enough to talk in person.
oh, and....
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Thanks dude, lets see where it takes
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Sounds very promising indeed.
But as Dirk said, try to keep the texting down a bit unless shes the one that starts it.
Dont come on to her too strong.
Such things might get a girl\woman to loose interest.
Keep up the good work and and good luck!

Be confident in a good way, but don't ever take advantage of her.
She texting/calling you is a very very good sign.
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I would think that is obvious?? Why would she ask for you to text her if she was not interested?

TheRomMistress said:
I would think that is obvious?? Why would she ask for you to text her if she was not interested?
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I guess she could just want to talk.. As friends.. But don't get stuck in that friend thing

Worst part is yet to come, She came into my city for two months only at the end of the august she is going back to her country. She said if i ever visit her country than she will be there for me to help me and all. i think we are becoming good friends. She also said she likes my city more than her city..& don't want to leave. She don't know much about my city. i'm thinking to ask her and show her around my city. Should I ask her out a second time? She loves watching movies in cinema. But she's never been into IMAX in my City T-3
P.S Some introduction about the flower girl:- She's 20..She is from yaroslavl. Single child, gray eyes, Actually i find it very sexy, tall, Slim, She's a bit shy type of a girl. loves walking, loves wearing dresses, Loves volleyball+ 5 years in a college volleyball team , loves cooking!, loves, instrumental music, melody movies, there are lot more but my hands are itching!
Has anyone ever experience this type of girl?

She most likely did tell her mom about you because the relationship is still fresh.. maybe a few months in.

@ - GazaIan
Do girls still share everything!

Dude... it's at a stage called the "Budding Romance". She doesn't tell her mom because she's not sure about you, and she's not sure about herself.
I have to ask, do you even like her in the first place? It does seem that you are excited about it, but ask yourself deep inside that if you like her?
Because if you do, hold on to her. Chances like this don't come by very often, and from your description, she sounds like an interesting girl to get to know.
You can, and should, develop the relationship more. Explore her feelings, and try to coax some emotions out of her. Try to find out, discreetly and indirectly, if she likes you (she does, but the point is to make her voice it out, even in her own head, so that she subconsciously admits to liking you) and then profess your feelings (if you do have such things for her, at least). She is already hinting that being in your proximity has a positive feeling for her, and the next step should be to get her to admit to liking you.
The distance would not really matter. Sometimes, girls say these things out so that you will try to hold on to her. She is afraid that the relationship might have problems too, you know. That's why she points out that she might be leaving town and you should capitalize on your time together. Who knows? She might find other opportunities to stay.
Once you've gotten past the budding romance stage, come back for advice.
p/s: If you do get married and have kids in the future with this girl, I'm calling dibs on the name of the first boy. Yes, he'll be called David.

sakai4eva said:
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Once you've gotten past first base, come back for advice...
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Fixed that for you

DirkGently1 said:
Fixed that for you
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@$$hat...
And here I was, being semi-serious

Miracle happened She asked me out, And then i told her to go watch a movie in the cinema. She loves Tulip flower, She loves peach and pear fruit. i bought white roses on a first date. She's been sick past 1-2 days (Common Cold).i'll be picking her up at her university. Do you guys think it will be appropriate to bring her some of her favorite fruits since she's been sick i guess it'd be okay? may be some nice mixed of Tulip flowers, And Either book or Chocolates?
Throw some light guys!

Flatter her but definetly dont overdue it. Since your with her take her out late and if you can take her to see like the stars and whisper sweet nothings in her ear. Make her feel loved every minute she's with you. Also dont always be the first one to contact her. When she does dont give her short answers either. Remember once its true love to remind her how much you love her every single day.
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Bring the fruits, but not the flowers and the chocs yet. If you wanna be her man, you've gotta know how to take good care of her. Chocs for later, once you're sure she's recovered. No flowers as they might cause an allergic reaction (that you don't know of yet) since she just recovered and it might not be a good idea to agitate her systems so soon.
When you do get her the fruits, make sure you try to get an opportunity to cut them up and feed her with it. That'll help create intimacy between the two of you and soon...
Go get her, tiger!

maheshpatel said:
Miracle happened She asked me out, And then i told her to go watch a movie in the cinema. She loves Tulip flower, She loves peach and pear fruit. i bought white roses on a first date. She's been sick past 1-2 days (Common Cold).i'll be picking her up at her university. Do you guys think it will be appropriate to bring her some of her favorite fruits since she's been sick i guess it'd be okay? may be some nice mixed of Tulip flowers, And Either book or Chocolates?
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You are IN! Well played.
Don't overdo it with the gifts, just pay when you go out. See if she is up for turning the date into movie and dinner, something simple like pizza perhaps?

Well it seems like she really does like you. The way you explained what you guys did made it convincing. Don't mind the fact that she didn't mention you to her mom. She will when it's the right time. Good luck with your relationship and have fun

Thank you guys
Yesterday night i went out with her, A little talk, A little walk & a dance of course i asked her lots of things, she did the same. She was with her friends. She was going in the early morning alone in a taxi, i walked out with her at the door, told her i could drop her at her university at least. She didn't mind it. then me and her was talking front of her dorm like 10 minutes. the way she was looking in my eyes i find something fishy like she was wanted to kiss me but i didn't i just talked and then came back to home.
we already made a plan going out most probably Tuesday for a movie. Do you guys think its too soon to tell her my feelings, how i feel about her ? i might want to tell her when we go for a movie that i like her, i care for her & i want to care for her. i know that she's leaving town in short time. but i like spending time with her.

maheshpatel said:
Thank you guys
Yesterday night i went out with her, A little talk, A little walk & a dance of course i asked her lots of things, she did the same. She was with her friends. She was going in the early morning alone in a taxi, i walked out with her at the door, told her i could drop her at her university at least. She didn't mind it. then me and her was talking front of her dorm like 10 minutes. the way she was looking in my eyes i find something fishy like she was wanted to kiss me but i didn't i just talked and then came back to home.
we already made a plan going out most probably Tuesday for a movie. Do you guys think its too soon to tell her my feelings, how i feel about her ? i might want to tell her when we go for a movie that i like her, i care for her & i want to care for her. i know that she's leaving town in short time. but i like spending time with her.
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Erm... try to see if she sees a future with you or not before revealing your feelings towards her. And I sincerely think that it is too soon for you to know if a girl is "The One" for you.
Give it time. You haven't even got into your first argument yet.