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Something is wrong with these ad's.

what the hell????
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Seriously, why do we have crap like this for ad's??

Whats that? Some program or what? Do u have something against lesbians?

Mikulec said:
Whats that? Some program or what? Do u have something against lesbians?
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Id rather not express my feeling on the subject.
And the point is: why are there such irrelevant ad's on here, doesnt google adsense or w/e mold to fit the site?

zeezee said:
Id rather not express my feeling on the subject.
And the point is: why are there such irrelevant ad's on here, doesnt google adsense or w/e mold to fit the site?
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U really have to be a girl cause every boy likes lesbians.

mikechannon said:
I'm afraid we only have ourselves to blame. These adds are "intelligent" ads. The sort of add that appears is based on the text you are viewing on screen at the time. So for example, I notice that you were viewing a post that several times mentions the word gay and lesbian - and that is why the lesbian add appeared. If you have the word Nokia appearing on the page or Muslim for example then the adds that appear may well be related to Nokia phones or Muslims in some way.
Mike
PS - Nothing out and out pornographic or extreme will appear.
In all probability then this kind of add will only appear in the off topic section. Assuming folk post in the correct forum.
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Thanks for the clarification.
Looks like our ZeeZee was looking at gays and lesbians, shame on u girl!!
Just kiding.

mikechannon said:
I'm afraid we only have ourselves to blame. These adds are "intelligent" ads. The sort of add that appears is based on the text you are viewing on screen at the time. So for example, I notice that you were viewing a post that several times mentions the word gay and lesbian - and that is why the lesbian add appeared. If you have the word Nokia appearing on the page or Muslim for example then the adds that appear may well be related to Nokia phones or Muslims in some way.
Mike
PS - Nothing out and out pornographic or extreme will appear.
In all probability then this kind of add will only appear in the off topic section. Assuming folk post in the correct forum.
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Retarded ad's.

zeezee said:
Retarded ad's.
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hehe, there is no privite life on internet.

Hah! This made my day..

LOL!!! Did you take the test! It looks like you were at the jokes thread, I'm sure "Lesbian" was somewhere in there.

I saw an ad on the site for iphone unlocking. That is wrong on so many levels

hmmmm...why would u be google searching on the word "lesbian"? come clean...this is going down hill fast!

Firefox + AdSense

TheChampJT said:
LOL!!! Did you take the test! It looks like you were at the jokes thread, I'm sure "Lesbian" was somewhere in there.
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No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?

zeezee said:
No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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Sorry, had to ask !

haha yea i had something like that on another forum. it was an ad for gay asians. oO i was all trippin out.

This is the internet, for crying out loud. A completely unedited, uncensored medium...we can't take everything so seriously.

Mikulec said:
U really have to be a girl cause every boy likes lesbians.
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That is correct

jacknmary said:
That is correct
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hehe, high five.

zeezee said:
No!!, why would i take the test?? what do you think i am?
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Generally...the squeakiest wheel is the one needing the oil....
(Bow Chicka Wow Wow)

I took the test and apparently I'm a lesbian too...I love women.
(me <---a guy)

Show off....

I needed to share with my friends in the off topic section regarding the biggest post number in XDA!!
Sorry if this annoys you but really needed to show this off
Besides it won´t last too much as a 2010 new member is posting like crazy and soon he´ll pass me, but at least I had the Honor to move to second place to our Master Jedi Rudegar
!!!
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heh, are you talking about impaler by chance?
Edit: Nvm just saw your edit
Congrats

EDIT:
Thanks
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orb3000 said:
Thanks
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He resides in the same sub-forum as I do (cdma hero) so I've seen his post count and knew right away lol
Enjoy being top while you can he's on there helping people all the time.

Thanks, I will for sure
Meantime let me go and help ppl
kyouko said:
He resides in the same sub-forum as I do (cdma hero) so I've seen his post count and knew right away lol
Enjoy being top while you can he's on there helping people all the time.
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Congrats Orb
Enjoy it whilst it lasts
Although notice every body on that list is a Mod ;D

Oh and not one to brag but...
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11809598/XDA/Random%20****/Picture%201.png

Lol!
Congrats to you too

Okay I know I'm not on top but how the heck should I be able the catch Feeyo???? He doesn't count

Congrats, Itll be hard to catch feeyo considering thats his sight
Lol anyone noticed rudegars interest that may be true

Lol yes, he seems to be away from XDA

macaronymax said:
oh and not one to brag but...
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11809598/xda/random%20****/picture%201.png
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i have the same chrome theme!!!! Lol!!!!
!!!!!:d:d

orb3000 said:
Lol yes, he seems to be away from XDA
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Yes because of some very reasonable (*COUGH* BARKING UP THROAT *COUGH*) mods over at the Hero forum....

Oh and if you'd like to head over to page 12 of that post count list, you will see yours truly lol ... Oh well Xda's 128th highs poster

MacaronyMax said:
Oh and if you'd like to head over to page 12 of that post count list, you will see yours truly lol ... Oh well Xda's 128th highs poster
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Poo!!! I thought you only had about 900 posts!!!
Im sure at some time in the last 3 weeks i was chuffed cause i had more posts than you
Bloody hell!
Doesn't time fly when your flashing roms!

flyboyovyick said:
Poo!!! I thought you only had about 900 posts!!!
Im sure at some time in the last 3 weeks i was chuffed cause i had more posts than you
Bloody hell!
Doesn't time fly when your flashing roms!
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Haha, yes doesn't it , you probably did btw
In Jan my post per day was about 0.1 lol and now it's 2.5

MacaronyMax said:
Haha, yes doesn't it , you probably did btw
In Jan my post per day was about 0.1 lol and now it's 2.5
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LOL! My post rate when i first joined was very high (i think) then it went pretty low. Now ive got my gt540 im posting a bit more.

I was one of the top 5 posters on Benfolds.org back in the day!

There is a member with a post rate of 30 posts per day

only few words for you : STOP SPAMMING XDA

Uggs or NorthFace.

If I get one, I don't know if I can get the either. Which one?
Either:
http://bit.ly/hkun1g
Or:
http://bit.ly/gTtCi
*BTW, the Uggs look better in person.

Original Android <3ers! said:
If I get one, I don't know if I can get the either. Which one?
Either:
http://bit.ly/hkun1g
Or:
http://bit.ly/gTtCi
*BTW, the Uggs look better in person.
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Both are pretty gross.

Move this to Q&A if necessary. And help me decided come onn!

Coldskiesfullofblue said:
Both are pretty gross.
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you no what, i think this is the first time i agree with you, UGH!!!

T.C.P said:
you no what, i think this is the first time i agree with you, UGH!!!
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See we can get along that **** is aweful.

Coldskiesfullofblue said:
See we can get along that **** is aweful.
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yea it is, save up your money instead OP

ugg is available to you to wear it in usual time but north face is good at outdoor sports. Depends on your need.

BTW, could someone tell me how to add signature, because I can not find it in user PC, thanks a lot.

ChristopherN2 said:
BTW, could someone tell me how to add signature, because I can not find it in user PC, thanks a lot.
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Go to usercp, under cp, their is settings> edit signature. now thank me for helping lol

T.C.P said:
Go to usercp, under cp, their is settings> edit signature. now thank me for helping lol
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We will thank you when you turn 18.

T.C.P said:
Go to usercp, under cp, their is settings> edit signature. now thank me for helping lol
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Sorry, there is no way to thank you, I have mentioned that I can not find it in my user PC. There is no such kind of option for me to click...

Coldskiesfullofblue said:
We will thank you when you turn 18.
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are you still with that.....off to the ban thread i go........

ChristopherN2 said:
Sorry, there is no way to thank you, I have mentioned that I can not find it in my user PC. I haven't that option for me to click...
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Its in your top bar on PC. I've never tried on mobile

ChristopherN2 said:
Sorry, there is no way to thank you, I have mentioned that I can not find it in my user PC. I haven't that option for me to click...
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here you go

xda app menu>settings>signature

Uggs.... I can't see the other one

north face

Ugh..... both I personally would never think to buy (no offense G1 )... But, if I was stuck in the middle of Yakima and had no malls around and some flying squirrelldogs were chasing me until I chose, I would have to go with the Uggs since their less noticeable (to me since I dont go around staring at peoples feet ) than the hideous jacket.
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Favourite apps?

With XDA's search still not being too useful at the moment, a search brought me nowhere.
Is there a thread where you can mention your favourite apps and pros/cons and suggest apps to others?
If so, just get rid of this and link me there. But if not, would that be a good idea you think?
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KidCarter93 said:
With XDA's search still not being too useful at the moment, a search brought me nowhere.
Is there a thread where you can mention your favourite apps and pros/cons and suggest apps to others?
If so, just get rid of this and link me there. But if not, would that be a good idea you think?
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Maybe if you re-search and spell "favorite" correctly you might find one or two. Or a hundred!!

85gallon said:
Maybe if you re-search and spell "favorite" correctly you might find one or two. Or a hundred!!
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Bleeping Americans.
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KidCarter93 said:
Spelling is irrelevant. The search on here is still screwed. Hence why I can't ever search for anything D:
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Are you serious? I just typed "favorite apps" in the search box upper right and got the below. I didn't even do an advanced search limiting it to thread titles.
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85gallon said:
Are you serious? I just typed "favorite apps" in the search box upper right and got the below. I didn't even do an advanced search limiting it to thread titles
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Search is shocking in-app though.
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A few of the 471 results I got in app.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
A few of the 471 results I got in app.
Sent from my coffee pot.
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woah so search really works in the app huh! the last time i tried it was a shocker but it was months back i think.

roofrider said:
woah so search really works in the app huh! the last time i tried it was a shocker but it was months back i think.
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Works good for me bro. Just type key words. :thumbup:
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Works good for me bro. Just type key words. :thumbup:
Sent from my coffee pot.
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gotta give it a try..i remember it was a major drawback in the app sometime back, must've been fixed.
and i'm still out of thanks!

roofrider said:
gotta give it a try..i remember it was a major drawback in the app sometime back, must've been fixed.
and i'm still out of thanks!
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It still takes work because a lot of seemingly unrelated threads show up...just take time and skim til you see what's mostly relevant.
In other words, search is nowhere near perfect. But starting a new thread out of laziness won't get someone very far.
And why would I expect another thank from you, Mr. 1000?
Sent from my coffee pot.

Amount of thread closures

As we know, moderators have a certain limit of thread closures over a select period of time.
Now, do certain mods get a higher amount than others?
I ask this because in the international galaxy S2 forum, there's only 2 mods yet it's one of the busiest forums on here.
Whereas, there's 3 mods in General-Questions & Answers but it's a less active area.
So do certain mods get more closures, or do SMs have to jump in the bigger sections to close threads when the other mods have reached their limit?

Eh?
Generally speaking, busier forum = more mods.
There are no limits to how many threads a mod can close.
For a more detailed explanation see here.

I thought there was a limit
Ah well, I guess I was wrong for once
Nice song choice btw
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KidCarter93 said:
I thought there was a limit
Ah well, I guess I was wrong for once
Nice song choice btw
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I also thought there was a limit. I think i read archer saying he's almost filled his quota for the week. Oh well, he probably trolled us. Dang it, he's good.
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Mods have to reach their quotas if they want to be as famous as Archer.

Gonna move this to OT so the man himself can do the deed.

conantroutman said:
Gonna move this to OT so the man himself can do the deed.
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what's with the new mod colors? You guys got tired of red?

Green is better.

I may have said something like that once...
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=27276121&postcount=6
Thankyou KidCarter93. This definitely warrants a repost.
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And since I'm way under my TCQ for the week, I'd best do something about it right now!
Edit: I'd like to just add that I didn't want to close this thread, but it really would be rude not to!

conantroutman said:
Eh?
Generally speaking, busier forum = more mods.
There are no limits to how many threads a mod can close.
For a more detailed explanation see here.
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i clicked it and thought it was pr0n,
curse you urls! you have betrayed me!

orangekid said:
what's with the new mod colors? You guys got tired of red?
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I think the admins are bored.... :silly:
deathnotice01 said:
i clicked it and thought it was pr0n,
curse you urls! you have betrayed me!
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If you were a kid in the early nineties that IS pr0n... :cyclops:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... thread closed for teh LULZ!!!
Regards,
M_T_M
winning since 2009

M_T_M said:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... thread closed for teh LULZ!!!
Regards,
M_T_M
winning since 2009
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It's funny how whenever I post the successful troll gif you appear

Archer said:
It's funny how whenever I post the successful troll gif you appear
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I love that gif Archer...wish I knew about it before :highfive:
Archer said:
It's funny how whenever I post the successful troll gif you appear
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Robin? :silly:
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Just bumping this to make fun of @KidCarter93

mark manning said:
Just bumping this to make fun of @KidCarter93
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SO MUCH WIN!!11!!!111!!!!111ONELEVENTYONEGAIN1!11 :victory::victory::victory: