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Not to hate, but what is it doing here?

XDA is known for being the place for anyone who has enough brains to customize and tweak the Android or WP phone in order to make the full use of the phone, and not only use stock stuff and wait for updates.
Even when you press Ctrl+D ( bookmark the site ) it says Android and Windows.
So it is odd for me to see a forum for Icra...*clear throat*phone on XDA, and even being the first device forum on the list.
It does take you to another site and not stay on the XDA forum site as the other device forums, but I can't wonder as to what this supposedly phone... device... thing ( you get the point ), has to do of being shown on XDA's forums?
HTC DHD

It's our sister site.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......

You think THAT's weird? the weirdest thing i have seen in xda ( apart from mtm ) was a man trading his car for a phone

dexter93 said:
You think THAT's weird? the weirdest thing i have seen in xda ( apart from mtm ) was a man trading his car for a phone
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Link or it didn't happen

got that part
conantroutman said:
It's our sister site.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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after all, it says XDA in fine print under the.. devices name on the site, AND it is shown on XDA.
Shouldn't it than be on the bottom of the list instead of the top? or have a a link from the portal?
I'm just being petty about it. plus I'm bored of the internet.
And I have a co-worker here with me who has an Iphone, so I'm trying to make him mad for wasting money of such a thing.
For example, when he was not looking, I switched his SIM card to a blank T mobile SIM (we don't have that company here at all, son't ask where I got the SIM ). he didn't understand what is going on becasue when he checked for a SIM he saw that there is one installed. Iphone users... not bright.

deliriousDroid said:
Link or it didn't happen
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here... its still open
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1424729

dexter93 said:
here... its still open
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1424729
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My side hurts from reading the post.
The car IS in good condition, I give him that.

dexter93 said:
here... its still open
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1424729
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Bahahaha, that just made my day

oradul said:
My side hurts from reading the post.
The car IS in good condition, I give him that.
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see? you havent seen nothing... this xda. we are crazy
now thank me or i ban you!

dexter93 said:
see? you havent seen nothing... this xda. we are crazy
now thank me or i ban you!
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I would have thanked you for the post, but the car is for the wrong side of the road. SO I can't use it, Thus no thanks.

dexter93 said:
see? you havent seen nothing... this xda. we are crazy
now thank me or i ban you!
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Still much you have to learn young padawan. Only the dark side this power has.

oradul said:
I would have thanked you for the post, but the car is for the wrong side of the road. SO I can't use it, Thus no thanks.
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I suppose you didnt know that a car can be driven on any side of the road no matter where the drivers seat is ?
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dexter93 said:
I suppose you didnt know that a car can be driven on any side of the road no matter where the drivers seat is ?
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I will teach you a new word, it is "Sarcasm". You are welcome.

conantroutman said:
It's our sister site.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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More like the weird cousin that's locked in the Basement!

DirkGently said:
More like the weird cousin that's locked in the Basement!
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If only it WAS locked in the basement. Like the inbred child from Harlod and Kumar.

Ironically, the title of this thread is pretty apt.......

conantroutman said:
Ironically, the title of this thread is pretty apt.......
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apt as in appropriate or as in that it has a tendency to do something?

oradul said:
apt as in appropriate or as in that it has a tendency to do something?
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Have a guess....

Why do people hate on the iPhone so much. It's just another phone. Give me one paragraph to why you hate the iPhone so much. GO! (PS, don't copy from other sites)

jaszek said:
Why do people hate on the iPhone so much. It's just another phone. Give me one paragraph to why you hate the iPhone so much. GO! (PS, don't copy from other sites)
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Apple.
Purveyors of dodgy business practices and questionable ethics. Patent trolls and masters of the Walled Garden, with their over-inflated pricing and yuppie appeal. I hate Patent trolls and yuppie's!
The phone's a load of rubbish too!

The Official "Nerdom Revealed" Thread: Unleash your Inner Nerd

Here's a place to showcase the nerd that you are. The rules are simple: post something only a fellow nerd would know. This is for the real nerd in all of us.
Type your simple words or phrase with details would not be identifiable to the public at large. Whoever can answer your clue with the with what it relates to gets to post the next item of intrigue.
For example, if I type DE_Rats as the clue, only a consummate nerd would answer: Counter-Strike
I'll begin with something relatively easy, but still quite nerdy: Mana burn

Arf, I had to google it to know
WoW
Your two exemples were more gamer oriented than just nerds ^^
I'll continues however : 42.

m1l4droid said:
The answer to life.
That was easy.
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Hum... Almost ^^
Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
Continue

Sine. said:
Arf, I had to google it to know
WoW
Your two exemples were more gamer oriented than just nerds ^^
I'll continues however : 42.
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The game may continue with the dragon question, but this answer was incorrect
WoW didn't exist until long after what I'm referring to, though it still exists now.

F**K YOU NOTCH! That CREEPER blew up ma house! My dirt house!
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m1l4droid said:
OK, now this:
Where do we see a dragon killed by one arrow?
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The Hobbit
Next: "Game Over. The User Wins." An entire sector of the grid is destroyed. Not Tron.

Mana burn
Magic
10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GO TO 10

What does Darth Vader say to Luke?

LordManhattan said:
What does Darth Vader say to Luke?
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Let's get this back on track with an easy one.
"We want... a shrubbery!!!!!!"

MissionImprobable said:
Let's get this back on track with an easy one.
"We want... a shrubbery!!!!!!"
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boborone said:
Mana burn
Magic
10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GO TO 10
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nobody confirmed my mana anwer or answered mine

boborone said:
nobody confirmed my mana anwer or answered mine
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Yes, Magic is correct.
I had to google to get the answer to yours, so I won't cheat by answering

MissionImprobable said:
Yes, Magic is correct.
I had to google to get the answer to yours, so I won't cheat by answering
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It's one of the thousands of nerdom gems from a great show.
And I played Magic back in the day, even played it on XBOX the other day, quite boring, all the decks are preset for you. BORING

Here's an easy one for you before I go get some sleep.
What are the 10 types of people in the world?

m1l4droid said:
No, I'm your father.
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Good boy! Here's a cookie!
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MissionImprobable said:
Let's get this back on track with an easy one.
"We want... a shrubbery!!!!!!"
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
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Archer said:
Here's an easy one for you before I go get some sleep.
What are the 10 types of people in the world?
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Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Boya!
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Those who undestand it and those not
(Skiping my turn as I hasn't correctly answered last time...)
Edit : arf, grilled by another nerd
Reedit : Whoa, triple posts, you're "en forme" tonight! ^^

Yeah i know. I posted those from me phøn, so things like that happens.
My turn again: What's the distance of one AU? DO NOT GOOGLE!

Meh, I don't know the distance of one standard astronomical unit off-hand so I'm gonna veto your clue =p
Next: "Congratulations, you are the Moon Master."
"How surprisingly delightful. Two moon masters in one house; what are the chances?"

Are the powers that be ****ing around with the jet stream?

The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!

jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"

shanman-2 said:
Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol

I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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WiredPirate said:
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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85gallon said:
Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.

Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...

shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

Danial723 said:
Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!

Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

The powers that be are closing this thread.

Funniest posts on XDA

As we've all seen, there's some amazingly funny posts that appear all around XDA.
Although most will happen within OT, there are such posts all around the different forums.
Post the links to them here so we can all view some of the many masterpieces of brilliance around this site.

I have not seen a single funny post on this forum.

veeman said:
I have not seen a single funny post on this forum.
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It's so boring here, isn't it!

Archer said:
It's so boring here, isn't it!
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yeah.. especially with one particular mod around...

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Archer said:
It's so boring here, isn't it!
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Nailed it.

dexter93 said:
yeah.. especially with one particular mod around...
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You either mean Archer or Killjoy. I think they're actually the same guy

Archer said:
You either mean Archer or Killjoy. I think they're actually the same guy
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that dude is tiring.. he has nuked the whole OT

dexter93 said:
that dude is tiring.. he has nuked the whole OT
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I know, right! I used to have so much fun here, and now it's all "there's already a thread for that" and "please surch before posting", as if people should follow the rules or something equally inane!

and don't get me started on his whole "you can't just start a thread because you're bored and an attention whore, we don't need to know everyone's shoe size" attitude. hardly a team player wouldn't you say?

xaccers said:
and don't get me started on his whole "you can't just start a thread because you're bored and an attention whore, we don't need to know everyone's shoe size" attitude. hardly a team player wouldn't you say?
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you are still alive xaccers???
zombie alert

dexter93 said:
you are still alive xaccers???
zombie alert
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No, I'm currently possessing a German hitch hiker in a Buenos Aires internet cafe, it's the only way I can get online, the after life is still on dial up, I kid you not!

http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=31319007
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wlmeng11 said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=31319007
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YES
The "I Cant Root my Toaster" thread is very funny

My signiture
this right here......is my.. pretty boy swag!

dexter93 said:
yeah.. especially with one particular mod around...
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If you have an issue with a particular moderator then please contact a member of the mod committee who will be happy to laugh in your face.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
If you have an issue with a particular moderator then please contact a member of the mod committee who will be happy to laugh in your face.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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OMG....now that I'm using the site on my PC, i just clicked on your "My Life in Film".
Damn....hahahahahaha

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
OMG....now that I'm using the site on my PC, i just clicked on your "My Life in Film".
Damn....hahahahahaha
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Lawl...
I take it you've moved in and set up the PC then....
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conantroutman said:
Lawl...
I take it you've moved in and set up the PC then....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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You kidding? I had the PC set up before food was put in the fridge.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
You kidding? I had the PC set up before food was put in the fridge.
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I can see it now....
Plugging the PC in with one hand whilst throwing tins of keystone light into the fridge with the other.
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iPhone 5 blah blah blah....lol

For a final check of the prices: Apple is selling unlocked 16GB, 32GB and 64GB models for $649, $749, and $849 respectively. With a two-year contract from a participating carrier, the same models go for $199, $299 and $399.:thumbdown:
"It Can't Rain All the Time", sent from my AMAZE 4G/ENERGY BLUE

I think i might report this...
IB4L..

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King ACE said:
I think i might report this...
IB4L..
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Really, ok go ahead it is free speech buddy and I'm referring to those prices but if you want to report it and embarrass your self go ahead lol
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How is he embarrasing himself?

http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1883519
This is the reason for reporting this thread.
TheCrow1372 said:
it is free speech buddy
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And btw this forum does not have a Bill of Rights.

Ok sorry but I've seen many posts about the name that should not be spoken and they're still up, didn't mean anything bad just as I mentioned it was about price
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Oooooo..... I'm reporting you!!!

TheCrow1372 said:
Ok sorry but I've seen many posts about the name that should not be spoken and they're still up, didn't mean anything bad just as I mentioned it was about price
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Can you link a thread about the iPhone 5 that is still open?
It's ok man, no worries, was obvious you just didn't know. I wouldn't worry about it. Just make sure the read the stickies

85gallon said:
Oooooo..... I'm reporting you!!!
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How can you not like this new iPhone 5

orangekid said:
Can you link a thread about the iPhone 5 that is still open?
It's ok man, no worries, was obvious you just didn't know. I wouldn't worry about it. Just make sure the read the stickies
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Ru actually asking me to give an open link from my Cnet email, isn't that against the rules??
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bombaybadboy said:
How can you not like this new iPhone 5
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I can but is obviously against the rules
"It Can't Rain All the Time", sent from my AMAZE 4G/ENERGY BLUE

TheCrow1372 said:
Ru actually asking me to give an open link from my Cnet email, isn't that against the rules??
"It Can't Rain All the Time", sent from my AMAZE 4G/ENERGY BLUE
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What? it sounded like you were saying there were other threads on this forum about iPhone stuff...

Sorry OP....had to put this thread out of its misery due to the substantial amount of trolls. Nothing to do with the very important matter at hand..The amazing..IPho..can't even type it with a straight face..IPhone.
Regards and please do not reopen as it may start WW3
Regards,

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Sorry OP....had to put this thread out of its misery due to the substantial amount of trolls. Nothing to do with the very important matter at hand..The amazing..IPho..can't even type it with a straight face..IPhone.
Regards and please do not reopen as it may start WW3
Regards,
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I had an awesome close for this one and you snuck in and ninja'd me........... :crying:
I'm going off to sulk now.

conantroutman said:
I had an awesome close for this one and you snuck in and ninja'd me........... :crying:
I'm going off to sulk now.
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There, there lil' troll...tell ya what. I shall delete my post and then re-open this gem of a thread so you can close it in style...what say you?

M_T_M said:
There, there lil' troll...tell ya what. I shall delete my post and then re-open this gem of a thread so you can close it in style...what say you?
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Forget you then, you ingrate troll. here, a coupon for three kilos of haggis...go away