Let's see some nice ones
Ok I'll start. See Below...
Here you go
here.
not a long time ago i had a rather impressive signature. but one man fought against it and demanded mine to be shortened
hiu115 said:
here.
not a long time ago i had a rather impressive signature. but one man fought against it and demanded mine to be shortened
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I resent that lie. It was not impressive
The characters and events depicted in this post are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.
Um its below...........
She's too young for you bro. Sent.
Like this ?
I have many devices hence many signatures. Pipsqueak approves each one....
The Bird is the Word
Can I borrow a pen?
The basis of success.
Posted and posted.
"You're normal and well-adjusted? Must be something wrong with you. Have a pill." - DirkGently
Do I win...can anyone beat that brown logo with red text?
Maybe Ez, Mike or svetius could, but they don't come into OT
My kaiser still rocks
the_scotsman said:
Do I win...can anyone beat that brown logo with red text?
Maybe Ez, Mike or svetius could, but they don't come into OT
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i can, but i could be banned for using that brown logo with red text.
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i can, but i could be banned for using that brown logo with red text.
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LOL true
Mine,........my avatar is pretty flippin' sweet too.
my avatar is true and my signature is the best.
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I love the quote in mine
Related
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XDA-Portal said:
It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
PurpleLlamaLover said:
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway
LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).
Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!
I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!
Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....
More sad
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )
Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do
WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!
orb3000 said:
I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation
Ooooooh, interesting!
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
6 months later and it's still sad
bbobeckyj said:
Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?
I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
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You give very obscure hints about a movie, and the next person tries to guess...
Ill start with an easy one.
Soap Salesman...makes soap from fat stolen from medical waste (liposuction waste)
Fight Club.
Recovering from injury and has nothing but a pair of binoculars to help pass the time.
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Fight Club.
Recovering from injury and has nothing but a pair of binoculars to help pass the time.
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Rear Window?
Thats just a guess.
BTW, right on Fight Club
I got another...
A gorilla knows sign language....goes to africa
That signing gorilla would be Amy from "Congo."
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Rear Window?
Thats just a guess.
BTW, right on Fight Club
I got another...
A gorilla knows sign language....goes to africa
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Rear Window it was. I see you are a man with taste.
Congo. (I read the Michael Crichton book!)
One man has his wallet stolen, the other refuses to hand it over.
"I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says 'bad mother*****'."
Congo is right! I thought id have you on that one. Damn...
Man....u got me on this one. Im feeling a Quentin vibe, but I cant put my finger on it. Lets see if anyone else knows....ill keep thinking in the meantime. I know ive seen it.
Edit...screw it...im gonna say Pulp Fiction. If im wrong, shoot me.
Also....next one....
Man runs through his dreams with his ex girlfriend to escape people trying to erase parts of his past from his memory. (btw, this is my all time favorite movie)
Others need to participate!
Sent from the bowels of my mind....
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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im gonna say Pulp Fiction. If im wrong, shoot me.
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Well played that man!
BazookaAce said:
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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IT (Read that too!)
Four teenage boys go on a journey of discovery, looking for a dead body
BazookaAce said:
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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Nope! Not Adjustment bureau.
Care to try again?
"Clementine Tangerine" (quote from the movie)
"Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
Sent from the bowels of my mind....
DirkGently1 said:
Well played that man!
IT (Read that too!)
Four teenage boys go on a journey of discovery, looking for a dead body
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Stand by me
Sent from the bowels of my mind....
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Nope! Not Adjustment bureau.
Care to try again?
"Clementine Tangerine" (quote from the movie)
"Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
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I had to look it up so i'll let somebody else come up with the answer. It was a movie i've not seen yet though.
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Stand by me
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Stand By Me it was!
Dredges puzzler still stands....
Come on! Somebody has to have seen this movie!!!!
It stars a very geeky Mark Ruffalo.
This thread = Fail
Dredge said:
Come on! Somebody has to have seen this movie!!!!
It stars a very geeky Mark Ruffalo.
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Let's get this back on track. Too many phillistines with no appreciation of the arts here!
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses".
Ok, go...!
DirkGently1 said:
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses".
Ok, go...!
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Blues Brothers
..... You better shape up, Tiger, before a hot-shot Jap pilot flames your arse! ...
Midway?
"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."
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Midway?
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Yep, Charlton Heston.
Due to some problems they land in a different planet/moon. Later things go crazy when the eclipse begins.
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Midway?
"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."
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Moon iirc.
bharatgaddameedi said:
Due to some problems they land in a different planet/moon. Later things go crazy when the eclipse begins.
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Pitch Black?
Man sent up river to kill a rogue military officer.
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Moon iirc.
Pitch Black?
Man sent up river to kill a rogue military officer.
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Rambo? Lol
"i am the keymaster....are you the gatekeeper?" (said to a horse)
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"I got an incredible email today from a Penny Arcade reader. Dave shared with me an email chain between him and Ocean Marketing (the folks behind the Avenger controller) Trust me when I tell you that this is one wild ride. I’m serious, Mr. Toad would look at this ride and just give a slow clap while shaking his head. I have tried to arrange this as best I can in chronological order. I’ve also removed email addresses and other private information. So let’s just jump right in, here is Dave’s first mail to Ocean Marketing:"
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http://penny-arcade.com/resources/just-wow1.html
He updated the article! They guy raised the white flag. Someone found that was posting to some bodybuilder page about coming off steroids. Guess roid-rage and marketing don't mix!
LOL, what douche!
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He updated the article! They guy raised the white flag. Someone found that was posting to some bodybuilder page about coming off steroids. Guess roid-rage and marketing don't mix!
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Aye, apparently he did the something similar in June to someone else
His also been caught being a bit naught on Amazon with ratings
In fact there is probably very little left in his life that hasnt been aired for all to see, i think his been fired now... ho hum!
Kinda goes to show, dont piss off the "Internet"
Hahaha check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqV9kx40RG0&feature=share
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/114994-Ocean-Marketing-Attempts-To-Extort-Former-Client
can it get any worse?! lol
I guess poor choice of words for thread title. Lol. and icon.
Teh Green Lantern is gay.....
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2012/06/green-lantern-is-gay-so-what/
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Not at all what I was expecting
and then it was!
Read this earlier today and all i can say is "meh". I don't care. After all, it's 2012, not 1912.
Epic thread title btw!
I'm going to sleep now. Good night y'all.
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85gallon said:
I guess poor choice of words for thread title. Lol. and icon.
Teh Green Lantern is gay.....
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2012/06/green-lantern-is-gay-so-what/
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The Green Lantern is DC not Marvel.
The token gay Marvel character is some character called Northstar.
U fail the nerd test.
Superheroes should not have enough free time for relationships.
hungry81 said:
The Green Lantern is DC not Marvel.
The token gay Marvel character is some character called Northstar.
U fail the nerd test.
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Ok... I got the wrong publisher. I failed the nerd test.
But you fail teh READING test!!!
RTFA
Never the less, the grab for headlines was on and DC, not content to watch Marvel from the sidelines, announcing their own gay hero on June 1st, and this time not a minor player from a second string team like Alpha Flight, but rather Green Lantern (albeit from their alternate EARTH 2 universe).
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Saw the artwork for this posted before it came out as I believe the artist is on DA. No biggie, but honestly it feels like they're trying to push it hard rather than just letting it be a part of the storyline and happen as it happens. People didn't have a problem with Ellen being gay, they just got annoyed with her announcing it fifty times an episode on her old sitcom. Whatever will be will be.
Well, that's odd.
So the first episode of Gotham has aired and there has been time for Monday Night Football fans to catch up on their DVR recording of it.
What do you think?
Hopefully we can discuss the character development versus that of Smallville, how pissed we get when they change things from Earth 616 origins, all the signs of Bruce's dedication to becoming Batman, the ongoing plots....wherever you all want this thread to go.
I will start...Edward Nigma working for the police department in Forensics? WTH?
Wasn't Cobblepot from a rich family?
Selina saw the Waynes murdered?
Overall I think it was a good opener and has the potential to be as good or better than Smallville.
OT from the OT..how did you guys like the Absorbing Man in Agents of Shield?
While overall it was a great start, I was disappointed by the rapid intro of many villains. It almost felt like they shot their load all at once and now the series will need to live up to the pilot.
If they turn Bruce into Batman within this series, nt sure how it wold be. I only hope it doesn't turn into a Smallville. To many timelines were crossed and Smallville became to distorted.
It's interesting when faced by what we know and what is created today. Agents of S.H.I.L.D is another. I do like it.. somewhat. In this show, I want some of the Avengers to make an appearance.
I think Gotham has potential.
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While overall it was a great start, I was disappointed by the rapid intro of many villains. It almost felt like they shot their load all at once and now the series will need to live up to the pilot.
If they turn Bruce into Batman within this series, nt sure how it wold be. I only hope it doesn't turn into a Smallville. To many timelines were crossed and Smallville became to distorted.
It's interesting when faced by what we know and what is created today. Agents of S.H.I.L.D is another. I do like it.. somewhat. In this show, I want some of the Avengers to make an appearance.
I think Gotham has potential.
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PS thanks Kenny... haven't watched S.H.I.L.D yet
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PS thanks Kenny... haven't watched S.H.I.L.D yet
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Ooops...SPOILER ALERT!!! Sorry!
TS that is one thing definitely different than Smallville, was the introduction of many of the main players....but I think it is done for a reason..as they are probably going to be a big part of the entire series. I think they may follow a similar formula as Smallville (FOX ripping off other shows success formula...NEVER...LOL) and that we will not see the Caped Crusader in cape until the series finale 10 years from now. There are many other characters we will see I am sure...Harvey Dent, Victor Fries, Ras Al Ghul, Basil Karlo....and was that the Joker on the stage entertaining Fish? 3 origins presented themselves of him...one where he was a failed comedian, another where he was the Red Hood, and another of just a murderous criminal. But his real name never known.
I say we ban the OP for such a joke of a thread
@M_T_M lets close this, what do you say?
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I say we ban the OP for such a joke of a thread
@M_T_M lets close this, what do you say?
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Doooooooo Eeeeeeeeeeet!
I double down KFC sandwich in Robin's tights dare you to!
KennyG123 said:
Ooops...SPOILER ALERT!!! Sorry!
TS that is one thing definitely different than Smallville, was the introduction of many of the main players....but I think it is done for a reason..as they are probably going to be a big part of the entire series. I think they may follow a similar formula as Smallville (FOX ripping off other shows success formula...NEVER...LOL) and that we will not see the Caped Crusader in cape until the series finale 10 years from now. There are many other characters we will see I am sure...Harvey Dent, Victor Fries, Ras Al Ghul, Basil Karlo....and was that the Joker on the stage entertaining Fish? 3 origins presented themselves of him...one where he was a failed comedian, another where he was the Red Hood, and another of just a murderous criminal. But his real name never known.
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and who was the chick in the tree? Poison Ivy or Batgirl?
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and who was the chick in the tree? Poison Ivy or Batgirl?
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I would go more with Poison Ivy as Batgirl was supposed to be James Gordon's daughter and about Robin's age.
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I would go more with Poison Ivy as Batgirl was supposed to be James Gordon's daughter and about Robin's age.
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That's why I wasn't sure. We didn't learn much of Gordon yet. He may have kids.. Don't know yet.
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That's why I wasn't sure. We didn't learn much of Gordon yet. He may have kids.. Don't know yet.
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Well he is engaged to Barbara who is supposed to be the mother of James and Barbara...perhaps Barbara will get pregnant next season so we see some snotty little Batgirl later in the seasons.
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I say we ban the OP for such a joke of a thread
@M_T_M lets close this, what do you say?
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OP seems to have forgotten teh first rule of OT fora...never create a thread that makes sense!!
I say we close this here thread, rename it to "El Pollo Loco thread" and then re-open and then haz many LULZ!!!!11!!:victory::victory::highfive::highfive:
This is a seriously serious, important, momentous, significant, crucial, vital, critical, considerable, major, fundamental thread... Go troll a jalapeno forum, you silly tamale
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OP seems to have forgotten teh first rule of OT fora...never create a thread that makes sense!!
I say we close this here thread, rename it to "El Pollo Loco thread" and then re-open and then haz many LULZ!!!!11!!:victory::victory::highfive::highfive:
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Look you crazy chicken troll! Whyioughtta...... Ain't there a Brony thread you should be in?
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Look you crazy chicken troll! Whyioughtta...... Ain't there a Brony thread you should be in?
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Been there, done tha....err.....how dare you acuse me of being a Brony??!!!
Im'ma stop trolling your serious thread now.....good day, troll!! :highfive:
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Been there, done tha....err.....how dare you acuse me of being a Brony??!!!
Im'ma stop trolling your serious thread now.....good day, troll!! :highfive:
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Wait....don't....come back
Wait don't come back!
Interesting. Found this today Fantastic4:good:
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Interesting. Found this today Fantastic4:good:
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Yeah... Like most of the comicdom I am not happy with them changing the relationship between Johnny and Sue Storm making Johnny adopted so he can be played by a black actor. To date they have been able to seamlessly change characters race in the movies but to rewrite a family relationship?
In the comics they have matched Nick Fury being black by presenting him as Nick Fury's son. Hawkeye jokingly calls him Nick Fury 2.0.
Thread Necro ftw!
I watched Smallville all 10 seasons. I made it to about episode 5, season one of Gotham.
So yeah.
And I generally love any and all superhero stuff. TV shows, cartoons, movies. Anything. I'm very forgiving, even fantastic 4 movies I find the positives in. Lol
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Been there, done tha....err.....how dare you acuse me of being a Brony??!!!
Im'ma stop trolling your serious thread now.....good day, troll!! :highfive:
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I can delete posts now, anywhere.
Muhahahaha
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Thread Necro ftw!
I watched Smallville all 10 seasons. I made it to about episode 5, season one of Gotham.
So yeah.
And I generally love any and all superhero stuff. TV shows, cartoons, movies. Anything. I'm very forgiving, even fantastic 4 movies I find the positives in. Lol
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There was absolutely no positive in that last debacle of a movie called The Fantastic Four!