CAUTION: NSFW!!
I know many of these are inspired by Eternity ROM but they all should work on any Thunderbolt running any ROM.
I'll post screens as I can and, if you like any of them, grab them. If you do like any of my work and should decide to use it, PLEASE hit the THANKS BUTTON! If you're feeling particularly generous, I do now have a "Donate to Me" button above my avatar to the left and, I will happily accept donations in any amount you see fit - from spare change all the way up to your entire trust fund. No amount is inappropriate.
It should be noted that I have no problem at all if someone makes a request but, due to an odd work schedule, I can't make any promises about when they will be made. I should also point out that any work request by a donor will take priority over others, for obvious reasons.
Ok, I have these all set up to where all you need to do is erase all of the name aside from "PG05IMG.zip", place them on the root of your SD card and, flash them in HBoot.
If, for whatever reason, something less than positive happens to your phone while doing this, it's your fault, not mine. The instructions are simple and easy to follow. I also test these on my own device before posting so, it's probably either a coincidence or something YOU did to screw it up!
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Nice!!!!
+10char
/grabs popcorn.
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OMG! You mean that I can have the blonde as more than just my wallpaper???
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"Most are bound by morals, ethics, and basic human decency. Luckily though, I have no such impediments." ~LH
MoosePMed said:
OMG! You mean that I can have the blonde as more than just my wallpaper???
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But of course you may, kind sir! Does this please you?
This does please me, thanks be to you sir... And I know of another that I think would please many... Except McLabia of course... Not a request, just a thought...
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MoosePMed said:
This does please me, thanks be to you sir... And I know of another that I think would please many... Except McLabia of course... Not a request, just a thought...
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Wow!! Me likes! She's definitely on the list!
c_live_lee said:
Wow!! Me likes! She's definitely on the list!
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Giggity! She's been one of my favorites for a long time.
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MoosePMed said:
This does please me, thanks be to you sir... And I know of another that I think would please many... Except McLabia of course... Not a request, just a thought...
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Lulz. Is she even old enough?
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Aye... From a reputable site. Logo trimmed off the picture. LMAO. Being a dirty old man is wonderful.
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bill and ted approved
Cy_n_ic said:
bill and ted approved
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Uhhhhh.... Lol. You realize that's Wayne right? Lol.
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McLabia said:
Uhhhhh.... Lol. You realize that's Wayne right? Lol.
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I was wondering about that myself. LOL... Excellent!
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damn..fail :/
oh well, picking out all those purple hairs was worth it though
just dont give me innernetz!!
The blond is Leah xoxo according to reverse image search.
Forgetfull said:
The blond is Leah xoxo according to reverse image search.
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Thanks for making it harder to objectify her!
Nah... I'm just kidding. I'm having no trouble with objectifying Leah at all! But, now I have to figure a way for her to know my name as well. I mean It's just unfair that its so one sided right now, correct?
Forgetfull said:
The blond is Leah xoxo according to reverse image search.
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Damnit, now I'm going to have to go look! Can you figure out who my pic is?
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Just want to get a feel for how many people here smoke, not going to get into the whole legal/moral/harmful/harmless debate, just want some numbers.
EDIT: Despite saying I wasn't going to debate the use of marijuana and I ONLY WANTED some numbers in the poll, look where this has gone... Oh my god marijuana's so terrible, let's get it banned everywhere.
no. never. ever.
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no. never. ever.
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Alright, whatever works for you.
Edit: Hahaha I just saw that "above the influence" thing in your signature... I'm actually going to buy an "above the influence" hoodie because I love the irony, although it may clash with my "Everyone Does It" green bracelet.
Surprising results... Hmmm.
Sure I have tried it. Why not? It's less dangerous and addictive than alcohol.
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Sure. Why not? It's less dangerous and addictive than alcohol.
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I agree... But remember, it's a GATEWAY DRUG OMG YOU MIGHT GET HOOKED ON CRACK! Heh.
As for the "gateway drug" idea, I've been smoking pot for like 5 years now (20 years old) and refuse to touch anything else. It's safe, it makes me feel good, why do I need other drugs?
In fact, if you believe commercials, it makes you shoot your friend with your dad's shotgun because you don't know what you're doing, it also makes you jump out of a window and drown in a pool while babysitting. It's amazing how the worst thing I've done while high is pass out, wake up and eat a ton of food... I guess I'm the exception.
i smoke marijuana and hashish, and like it.
p.s.
i cannot cook roms for winmo devices... but i am really good in cooking cakes and cookies with the finest buds
znial said:
i smoke marijuana and hashish, and like it.
p.s.
i cannot cook roms for winmo devices... but i am really good in cooking cakes and cookies with the finest buds
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Haha my girlfriend is the dedicated baker of the house, she makes the brownies and cookies.
I do and I love it...
It's amazing how the worst thing I've done while high is pass out, wake up and eat a ton of food... I guess I'm the exception.
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So I'm another one !
Stouf said:
I do and I love it...
So I'm another one !
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Nice! If I'm ever in France I'll stop by and smoke you up. The next time I'm in Europe I have to go to Amsterdam so picking up can be as easy as this:
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Great pic mate! LOL
If in all world this can be a normal reality, I´m sure that consumism will drop and a lot of "Legal Buisness" will go down...
This plant has been used since the human is on this planet. Also if you know a little about the human body, there is a "Canabis receptor" in our brain...
So the problem is not the plant, is how we use it!
Legalize it!
You can see in Holland compared to any other country the consumism rate is very low (Of course does not include all the foreigners travelling there to try it)
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Great pic mate! LOL
This plant has been used since the human is on this planet. So the problem is not if is legal or not, is how you use it!
Legalize it!
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a great truth
While I have nothing again using drugs of any kind, including alcohol (my personal favorite), I refuse to use the non-legal type for a simple reason: they would taste & smell like blood. In my country the drug gangs are heavily armed and often fight for control of the distribution points. The problem is that these reckless and ignorant bastards don't just kill themselves, they actually take out a lot of innocent people in the process. I can't conceive giving money, even one cent, to an industry that eventually will kill me at random or those I love. If drugs were free then...
That's a good point, dgaud007. Thankfully, where I'm from, the marijuana is grown by my friends, so I know it's ethical. They're technically criminals I suppose, but they're just regular guys with regular jobs, very nice.
(PS Technically, aren't we from the same country?)
Well you probably are gonna get much reply from us SINCE ITS ILLEGAL lol.... but hey obama is president now hahaha
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While I have nothing again using drugs of any kind, including alcohol (my personal favorite), I refuse to use the non-legal type for a simple reason: they would taste & smell like blood. In my country the drug gangs are heavily armed and often fight for control of the distribution points. The problem is that these reckless and ignorant bastards don't just kill themselves, they actually take out a lot of innocent people in the process. I can't conceive giving money, even one cent, to an industry that eventually will kill me at random or those I love. If drugs were free then...
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Valid point there, but it seems to me to be an argument for legalization.
Or for home-grown!
The only ppl that want it legalized are the potheads - which would be the reason why they drive to have it legalized. It's more of a intellectual downgrade than a beneficiary.
Can't say I do, but won't say I never have
(Hey I'm Dutch, and I was 18 once too you know!)
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The only ppl that want it legalized are the potheads - which would be the reason why they drive to have it legalized. It's more of a intellectual downgrade than a beneficiary.
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Really? Michigan just voted 63-37 to have medical marijuana legalized. Are you telling me 63% of Michigan are potheads? Massachusetts voted 65-35 to decriminalize marijuana, so now anything under an ounce is just a $100 fine. Is 65% of the state of Massachusetts potheads? The fact is, people see it's harmless and have no problem decriminalizing or legalizing it, whether they smoke it or not. Please don't bring your biased opinion here when you have no more experience with pot than what you see on commercials.
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Really? Michigan just voted 63-37 to have medical marijuana legalized. Are you telling me 63% of Michigan are potheads? Massachusetts voted 65-35 to decriminalize marijuana, so now anything under an ounce is just a $100 fine. Is 65% of the state of Massachusetts potheads? The fact is, people see it's harmless and have no problem decriminalizing or legalizing it, whether they smoke it or not. Please don't bring your biased opinion here when you have no more experience with pot than what you see on commercials.
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lol. I used to sell. Easy to sell when your female. So dont tell me know know what it does to ppl, i see it all the time. And i didnt like what i saw so i quit selling.
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lol. I used to sell. Easy to sell when your female. So dont tell me know know what it does to ppl, i see it all the time. And i didnt like what i saw so i quit selling.
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Haha oh, okay... What it does to people? What, exactly, is that? I'm not arguing the fact that you don't want to smoke it, I don't care if you do or not, but saying only potheads want it legalized is a statement that isn't even opinionated, it's just flat wrong unless you think more than 6 of 10 people in 2 different states are potheads.
What the f*** America?
Here's the story: Clicky
"The bill also would allow tomato paste on pizzas to be counted as a vegetable, as it is now."
What do you think? Is pizza a vegetable? IMO, not even close! (Btw, tomatos are not a vegetable, it's a fruit. FAIL.)
I concur. Stupid Americans.
-We do what we must because we can. For the good of all us, except the ones who are dead.-
That is pretty stupid. I've heard America's favorite vegetable is frys!
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Hahah, YOU (Mr. Error) are not stupid, but the politicans in the US are under avarage on the IQ scale.
No.. wait a minute..
Correction: ALL politicans are stupid and incompetent.
Pizza: Now classified as a vegetable in the USA
..as are many of the residents!
(Joke opportunity to good to be passed up. Put down the pitchforks ok? )
LOL! Nicely played as usual sir!
Well, a few years back the EU declared carrots were fruit as you can get juice from them...
Oh ok, they actually said for the purposes of a document that covered jam and juices, carrots would be included under the term fruit.
Come on, the tabloids have got to have some fun right?
So does each slice count as one of my five a day or do I have to eat five whole pizzas?
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So does each slice count as one of my five a day or do I have to eat five whole pizzas?
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Must eat all the pizzas.jpg
Srsly? Even if it wasn't healthy to eat it you should already know the proper answer to this question.
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So does each slice count as one of my five a day or do I have to eat five whole pizzas?
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I'd err on the side of caution. After all, if one vegetable pizza is good for you, then five vegetable pizzas must be five times as good. Eat enough of them and you'll probably become almost immortal!
Slightly OT, but on the subject of Carrots.. most people have heard of the 'Carrots help you see in the dark' myth, right? (I'll assume there are some that didn't know it was a myth until i said it. Yeah sorry about that, your mum lied to you).
Anyway, not everyone knows how the myth came to be. It was actually a British invention..and for very good reason! In WW2 the Germans didn't understand why the Allied Pilots were becoming so efficient at intercepting German Bombers. They didn't know about the invention of Radar, and the Allies preferred that it stay that way.
So they had the Newspapers publish stories about how our pilots were eating loads of Carrots, after the 'discovery' that it helps you see in the dark. Of course it didn't take long for this factoid to reach German ears and they fell for it, hook, line and sinker!
Trolololooll.
Unfortunately, it's harder to undo the myth than create it in the first place!
That's good trivia.
Thanks Dirk.
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Unfortunately you guys don't live in there US so it's still not classified as a vegetable where you live. You guys are way behind the times.
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The staples are supposed to be Dairy, Fibre, Meat, Fruit..something else?
So basically Donuts with Cream followed by BBQ Steaks and Banana Split with nut sprinkles for desert!
I've been eating healthily all my life
Yeay!
Edit: oh yeah vegetables.... chuck a portion of French Fries on the side. There you go, a well rounded meal. I'll live forever!
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Unfortunately you guys don't live in there US so it's still not classified as a vegetable where you live. You guys are way behind the times.
-We do what we must because we can. For the good of all us, except the ones who are dead.-
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How can pizza be a vegetable if it is not grown and is a combination of many ingredients? Dough, tomato paste, cheese, shrooms, pepperoni, chicken, broccoli, parmesan. Damn, sounds like my typical slice.
So... Why Congress speak of these things?
DirkGently said:
I'd err on the side of caution. After all, if one vegetable pizza is good for you, then five vegetable pizzas must be five times as good. Eat enough of them and you'll probably become almost immortal!
Slightly OT, but on the subject of Carrots.. most people have heard of the 'Carrots help you see in the dark' myth, right? (I'll assume there are some that didn't know it was a myth until i said it. Yeah sorry about that, your mum lied to you).
Anyway, not everyone knows how the myth came to be. It was actually a British invention..and for very good reason! In WW2 the Germans didn't understand why the Allied Pilots were becoming so efficient at intercepting German Bombers. They didn't know about the invention of Radar, and the Allies preferred that it stay that way.
So they had the Newspapers publish stories about how our pilots were eating loads of Carrots, after the 'discovery' that it helps you see in the dark. Of course it didn't take long for this factoid to reach German ears and they fell for it, hook, line and sinker!
Trolololooll.
Unfortunately, it's harder to undo the myth than create it in the first place!
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Ironically, they do actually help you see in the dark, or at least help keep you being able to see in the dark
They contain beta-carotene, which your body converts to Vitamin A - helps against cataracts, glaucoma, macular degeneration and night blindness
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I blame the black plague..
-We do what we must because we can. For the good of all us, except the ones who are dead.-
Parent: eat your vegetables!!!!
child: of course!
Seriously, this is stupid.
I'll tell you now that i'm quite an accomplished cook, and one of my specialities is pizza! It's actually quite a healthy meal if it's done well. Forget all this processed crap you'd buy from a supermarket, or the disgusting rubbish from Domino's or Pizza hut!
My pizza's are freshly made using dough that i make from scratch, with extra virgin olive oil. The sauce is my own recipe; fresh tomatoes with onion, garlic and fresh herbs for seasoning. The toppings are always the best ingredients, i.e parma ham or fresh tuna and the best king prawns. I'll do a chicken and bacon using nice smoked, and dry cured bacon with quality chicken breast. Add some fresh chilli peppers and mushrooms and you have a well balanced meal with all the food groups covered!
Anybody who has ever had the good fortune to share one of my creations will tell you it's the best pizza they've ever tasted! If you've ever driven a luxury Mercedes, you'll know what it's like to jump back into a 'vintage' Ford Escort. The Merc ruins you for other cars. My pizza will ruin you for takeaway pizza forever!
The one thing i miss about not having my flat any more, is the hours i used to spend in the kitchen! Belting out tunes and getting hammered while conjuring up Italian/Mexican/Indian/Chinese cuisine.
Anybody else feeling hungry right now..?
BTW, Rib-Eye steak should have Salt, Pepper and garlic granules massaged into it before dropping it into a pre-heated pan, containing a dash of olive oil and a knob of butter. Two minutes on each side and served with beer-battered onion rings and ciabatta garlic-bread. (Freshly made ofc).*
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I feel a ** Off-Topic Cuisine Thread ** in the making!
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I was going to vote, but the link doesn't work
No offense, but that is the ugliest looking burger I've ever seen.
Really? I think it looks delicious (except the tomato )
It needs more MEAT! That is one skinny cow!
LordManhattan said:
It needs more MEAT! That is one skinny cow!
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Normally I'd agree, but: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1437190
Hey, i can still have a juicy burger!
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LordManhattan said:
Hey, i can still have a juicy burger!
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Now here's a guy who understands that point of view.
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hmm, interesting
Any All of the Burgers in this article will do me:
http://6starliving.com/five-most-expensive-burgers-in-the-world/
Or either of the ones pictured below:
I just came back from 4yrs in Germany. The 'fast food' there is so much better, sometimes it makes even the chain sit-down restaurants in the U.S. seem bad. And the real restaurants and small business joints, omfg, delicious!
Yes, some of the stuff doesn't look as pretty, but that didn't stop me from enjoying it.
DirkGently said:
Any All of the Burgers in this article will do me:
http://6starliving.com/five-most-expensive-burgers-in-the-world/
Or either of the ones pictured below:
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I was gonna post a pic of a good looking burger, but it's pale by comparison of the ones shown in that link.
I shall now and forever lust after a $200 burger.
Who needs hamburguers when Uruguay invented the chivitos
cabessius said:
Who needs hamburguers when Uruguay invented the chivitos
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OMFG!!! WANT!!!!!!
/me is googling cheap flights to Uruguay... NAO!!
Had a rather long and drunked conversation with a German guy recently about their fast food and how its so much better than what we get in Scotland...
He was positively shocked and appalled at the price and quality of a kebab over here....
Re: The burger thing...
McDonalds can *** ** *** **** * *****.......
I can build the ultimate burger in my own kitchen without having to listen to screaming brats in the background...
I like making my own burgers too, but I do them rather plain - just minced beef with some salt and pepper to season, and then slapped on a George Foreman grill to cook. I tend to make them the shape of bread and make sandwiches, rather than round ones.
What kind of home-made recipes do others use? It'd be interesting to spice them up a little.
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What kind of home-made recipes do others use? It'd be interesting to spice them up a little.
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The ingredient you are missing to make the perfect burger is... onion soup mix.
Add a full envelope to the mixture and shape the burgers. Then flour--eggs--flour and fry them.
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Who needs hamburguers when Uruguay invented the chivitos
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If i send you the postage, could you mail one of those to me immediately?
Archer said:
I like making my own burgers too, but I do them rather plain - just minced beef with some salt and pepper to season, and then slapped on a George Foreman grill to cook. I tend to make them the shape of bread and make sandwiches, rather than round ones.
What kind of home-made recipes do others use? It'd be interesting to spice them up a little.
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As a fan of Burgers between buttered Toast, the square idea is rather appealing...and is in fact an imminent threat to my diet, thanks!
As for how i make them... Butcher fresh Minced Beef into bowl. Throw in an egg or two for binding. Breadcrumbs for drying. Finely chopped pickles, onions and chilie. Salt, pepper, puree tomato and ginger to season. Make patties, cover and put in fridge for a few hours prior to cooking. Grill to perfection, add a slab of cheese and eat between two halves of whatever bread product.
Anybody else feeling really hungry for a Burger right about now?
Edit: Forgot the puree tomato!
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If i send you the postage, could you mail one of those to me immediately?
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The only problem is that I live in Spain.. But next week I´m going for a full month vacation to my country and I promise to order the biggest possible chivito, take a picture of it and post it here, and I will eat it remembering all of you and your tiny burgers
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The only problem is that I live in Spain.. But next week I´m going for a full month vacation to my country and I promise to order the biggest possible chivito, take a picture of it and post it here, and I will eat it remembering all of you and your tiny burgers
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Here's one i prepared earlier. I'm having a little difficulty getting my mouth around it...
Can somebody explain this strange phenomenon to me? Not a single week goes by when i don't drive over a solitary sneaker laying in the middle of the road. Last night alone i passed by two of these lost loafers! Sometimes they're a running shoe without the runner, but could equally be a business shoe without the business man.
So what's going on here? Are people leaving home with their footwear on the roof of their cars only to have their favourite flip-flops go sailing off on the first bend they take? Are moped owners arriving at their destinations only to find that they are one plimsoll short of a pair?
Has anybody here mysteriously lost one half of a nice pair of pumps during their journeys on the road, perhaps stepping out of the car wondering why their stocking clad right foot just took a soaking from that puddle?
Is it the aliens...?
Answers on a postcard to:
Where the hell are my shoes?
Lost Property Dept.
Surrey Borough Council
United Kingdom.
While we're on the subject, where the hell are all my odd socks??!1!?
Edit: It appears that this is a global problem and i'm not the first to notice:
http://bit.ly/QwFXGv
Some good answers here:
http://tinyurl.com/czu844d
Never Happened with me.. :?
Maybe its Aliens..
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aliens were like
"EHMAGERD HUMERN SHROES"
m1l4droid said:
Invisible people who don't like getting their feet dirty/wet/or step on a piece of glass or nails?
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Sounds perfectly plausible to me. I'm thinking Invisible people/Aliens/Government conspiracy, in that order right now, until i hear a better theory!
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How about this, an invisible race of aliens, that for some reason can't walk on earth unless wearing human shoes. They are wide spread around the globe, and all governments are "Putin" place by them. But they still roam the streets with human shoes on and stand perfectly still as a human approaches to create mass confusion and then laugh at us!
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One legged invisible Aliens though. The shoes never appear in pairs!
Here's the photographic proof. Bear in mind that once you've seen a random shoe in the road, you can't stop seeing them!
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One legged invisible Aliens though. The shoes never appear in pairs!
Here's the photographic proof. Bear in mind that once you've seen a random shoe in the road, you can't stop seeing them!
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this is probably another apple marketing strategy since iphone 5 is comming up,
mental note: bring another pair of shoes incase of alien abduction, and beer, more beer
People! Come and take your freeeeee shoes!
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i'm starting to feel apple is seducing our mind with subliminal messages using lost shoes
hmm,
what are the odds
What country are you in?
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What if they jump around on one leg, to reduce suspicion?!
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What if they jump around on one leg because they lost their other shoe on the road!!
By jove, i think we've cracked it!*
* I'm not entirely ruling out any involvement with the Apple mob. They might be working with the Aliens.
where is my f* shoe?!
There's two types of person in the world. One who wonders why there's random shoes in the road, and one who leaves random shoes in the road.
I regularly go to charity shops and buy shoes, preferably very distinctive or colourful ones, and then place them at either end of a county. It's a hobby of mine.
Trolling. If you're just doing it on the internet then you're doing it wrong.
of course apple is with the aliens its obvious,
even wallstreet journal knows that,
the shoe thing was a gimmick to hook you off
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There's two types of person in the world. One who wonders why there's random shoes in the road, and one who leaves random shoes in the road.
I regularly go to charity shops and buy shoes, preferably very distinctive or colourful ones, and then place them at either end of a county. It's a hobby of mine.
Trolling. If you're just doing it on the internet then you're doing it wrong.
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LOL!! Good one!
Archer said:
There's two types of person in the world. One who wonders why there's random shoes in the road, and one who leaves random shoes in the road.
I regularly go to charity shops and buy shoes, preferably very distinctive or colourful ones, and then place them at either end of a county. It's a hobby of mine.
Trolling. If you're just doing it on the internet then you're doing it wrong.
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Mystery solved/case closed. Now we can wonder about the more important things in life like, for example, is Justin Bieber an Hermaphrodidic species of Alien sent from the far reaches of the Galaxy to inflict torture upon the ears of the human race.
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that's not true. Justin Bieber is a government constructed robot, in order to control humans, by either making them follow him like sheep or drive them into insanity, with his monstrous voice.
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Monstrous? Siriusly dude.... he deserved a more pathetic word
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Monstrous? Siriusly dude.... he deserved a more pathetic word
Insert witty sentence here
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hmm,
its settled then,
we call him pipsqueak gaylord monster robot potato,
and sentence him to be stoned to death by potato and get raped by a puppy
Irony will rape him already.
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In all honesty.. I have wondered about the shoe conundrum for several years.. did surveying for quite awhile and have walked down lots of roads and interstates and always was baffled about the 1 shoe issue..
Insanely enough though.. I can top a shoe sighting..
I have seen over 30 "personal massage devices" on the sides of roads..
Wtf?!
drnecropolis said:
I have seen over 30 "personal massage devices" on the sides of roads..
Wtf?!
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Bachelorette party?
Hey I need help! I'm 16, I live in Houston TX and back in October a kid assaulted me (jumped me) on my way to class, and I had no choice but use self defence. In the end he RAN away from me, but I STAYED with the teachers, and was very cooperative. The school did NOT see it that way and when I demanded they look at the school cameras they simply said "it didn't catch anything" they gave me a ticket for fighting, and I have court this Friday (nov. 16) my family is really low on money and I can't do community service as I have a job. What can I do so I don't have to pay a fine or get community service?
Ps. The kid broke my glasses (again he jumped me! If I agreed to a fight I wouldn't wear glasses) if I plead not guilty (which I think I should) what would happen? Thank you XDA. If this does not belong on the XDA website please lock the thread AFTER 1:30pm central time November 16. I really need all the help I can get!
Sucks, but just tell the truth and hope for the best!
I hope it goes your way.
I'm the victim here, I HAVE to tell the truth.
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supposedly no evidence either of you started it... plead not guilty... either you both are stuck with a ticket, or the case is dropped...
Tell the judge there may be evidence on a school camera. He/She can force the school to show the footage.
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A ticket for fighting? I'm moving to Texas. No more getting arrested. Lol
P.S. I've never gotten arrested.
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Well, you do have a job, but how much is the ticket?
jaszek said:
A ticket for fighting? I'm moving to Texas. No more getting arrested. Lol
P.S. I've never gotten arrested.
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Hickory, Dickory, Dox...Snowflake approves of my HOX....
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Hickory, Dickory, Dox...Snowflake approves of my HOX....
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Thats about a billion people that care. More thank usually. Thanks. I feel better about myself now
You should of just let him kick your ass. Would of been less problems.
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Thats about a billion people that care. More thank usually. Thanks. I feel better about myself now
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Don't feel better. It isn't true. Really.
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Babydoll25 said:
Don't feel better. It isn't true. Really.
Sent from somewhere....if I could only remember where....
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LordManhattan said:
Well, you do have a job, but how much is the ticket?
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Maybe 3 of my paychecks? Lol
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LoopDoGG79 said:
You should of just let him kick your ass. Would of been less problems.
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I think the OP owes you a buck.
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I think the OP owes you a buck.
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Lol, for real though, you want to show your billy bad ass, live with the consequences. He could of defended himself, with out whopping the boy that jumped. Truth is, he got mad, and was going to show him was up.
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Lol, for real though, you want to show your billy bad ass, live with the consequences. He could of defended himself, with out whopping the boy that jumped. Truth is, he got mad, and was going to show him was up.
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Ya next time invite him to your house then open up a can of whoop.... then there won't be problems for fighting on someone else's property!
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Dankest said:
Ya next time invite him to your house then open up a can of whoop.... then there won't be problems for fighting on someone else's property!
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I was jumped. In my way to my locker he comes out of no where and starts fighting me. It was not a planned fight. ( at least for me)
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I was jumped. In my way to my locker he comes out of no where and starts fighting me. It was not a planned fight. ( at least for me)
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I knew that. But next time, Next time. Every kid knows you don't fight on school property. If he did indeed jump you he will be back with more kid because he just got whooped on.
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Dankest said:
I knew that. But next time, Next time. Every kid knows you don't fight on school property. If he did indeed jump you he will be back with more kid because he just got whooped on.
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I have class with him. He doesn't even pay attention to me. xD
Bump! I need more advice
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I'm pretty sure they aren't allowed to just say "it didn't catch anything"
I'm sure there's some way you can see the security footage and use it as evidence if you go to court.
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