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What's your job?

Post what type of job you have and also if you have any degrees or anything... Pretty interesting to see the diversity on XDA!
Update:
Officially got my 2yr A.S.S Criminal Justice degree.
Graduated the police academy. (Looking for an agency that is hiring).
Just got an armed security job too!

Iam doing bachelor of business administration...and plan to do masters in the same.....
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Sweet, have any long term goals with that masters?
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On the weekdays, I repair computers, on weekends I'm a runner at a catering hall, from time to time have a photography job, and in college for computer science.

Doing bachelor of biochem... graduating in a week, so worried...

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deliriousDroid said:
Squeezing titties
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sounds like a great job

xThe Enforcer said:
Thought it would be cool to see everyones jobs and such. Talk about what you do and also post if you have a degree or something as well...
2yr AS in Criminal Justice.
Work security at a construction site. Cake job.
Have 3 months left in the police academy and I plan on going into law enforcement.
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i hope your a good cop bc there arent many that are not complete assholes i know im a medic for an ambulance service and i dont think they understand that they may need us one day and THEN my turn!

fleurdelisxliv said:
sounds like a great job
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Ehh, not so much when they are on a cow.lol
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Until this Friday - I was working at HP performing tech support for a large bank.. supporting their telecom systems.
Cake job... decent money - and was able to play a lot of Minecraft. Going to miss this job *sniff*.

I work as a paralegal.

deliriousDroid said:
Ehh, not so much when they are on a cow.lol
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lol i thought u were a plastic surgeon

fleurdelisxliv said:
lol i thought u were a plastic surgeon
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Or work in a morgue
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Pizza hut cook. -_- pays the bills though
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fleurdelisxliv said:
i hope your a good cop bc there arent many that are not complete assholes i know im a medic for an ambulance service and i dont think they understand that they may need us one day and THEN my turn!
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Heard this from my bud who's an EMT too... Trust me, I won't!
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I work for Boeing, building 747's!

hand job.
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Real estate agent. Selling holiday homes on the French Riviera. On my free time, i'm translating iOS and Android applications to norwegian.

I breed birds (canaries, lovebirds and, parakeets mostly) and make and sell handmade bird toys.
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Full time student
Getting a bachelors in Information Systems, and a Masters in International Business.
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Have you been seriously hurt in an accident?

I got in a motorcycle accident yesterday and it made me think how easily I could have been killed. All I was thinking about was my inspire 4g and how it cracked in that accident. So I'm wondering have you been in accidents. How were you hurt?
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M_T_M said:
pics or it did not happened
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Did not happen
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M_T_M said:
pics or it did not happened
I was in a very serious accident few years back...destroyed (totaled) my car, broken ribs and busted knee cap
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I was saved from any serious injury because.of my hit air vest. The vest inflates when I am ejected off of the bike, kinda like an airbag
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M_T_M said:
Do tell about this vest as I'm a bike rider also
Now...if you are trolling me.....watch out
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It's called hit air. Google that. It's uses a CO2 cartridge that I usually buy from walmart. I'll see if I can find a youtube video
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I haven't been in any car accidents or anything, but this is the worst accident I've had: half of a sewing needle broke off in my knee. Pics, so it did happen lol. Anybody want me to post the aftermath pictures (Post surgery)?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GseANL2Axek
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trell959 said:
I was saved from any serious injury because.of my hit air vest. The vest inflates when I am ejected off of the bike, kinda like an airbag
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wait it did happen! Lol read that wrong sorry
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SteveG12543 said:
I haven't been in any car accidents or anything, but this is the worst accident I've had: half of a sewing needle broke off in my knee. Pics, so it did happen lol. Anybody want me to post the aftermath pictures (Post surgery)?
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How!?!?
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Glad to hear your ok.....
I was on a bus that crashed once....
The driver had a heart attack of the motorway and ploughed into one of the roadside overhead signs....
Lots of broken glass, screaming women and children, nobody was seriously hurt except for the driver who had to be cut free as he was pinned I'm his seat by the sign he hit.
After we got out through one of the windows most of us were helping others down because it was quite a drop but some dude started taking photos straight away without doing anything to help so this other guy went over, grabbed his camera and smashed it on the floor
The guy across the aisle from me got cut up really bad because the windows on that side all smashed and showered them with glass and I couldn't help thinking about how lucky I was to have sat on the other side....
I was pissed because id paid nearly £200 for a ticket to see cream and thought I wasn't going to make it. Luckily though after 3 hours in Watford A&E I just made it to london on time....
@mtm... There was a news article about it with a pic but I can't find it so it didnt happen
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Few years ago dad was riding into London, behind a MPV in stop go traffic.
A woman coming the other way didn't see him behind the MPV, thought it was a gap in the traffic and floored it to turn down the road beside him.
He was sent flying, bruised lungs, damaged shoulder and broken pelvis.
Thankfully there was a doctor in the car behind so the ambulance was sent out with a better idea of what to expect.
They had to resuscitate him several times on the road.
His pelvis will never mend fully, and for about 6 months when he sat down he said it felt like his organs were falling out through his pelvis.
He now walks bow legged with a slight stoop.
Initially the woman tried to deny liability but eventually pleaded guilty, getting a measly 3 points and £60 fine for nearly killing someone (in the UK the car is the best murder weapon with the lowest penalty).
He did get a reasonable insurance payout thankfully but that did take nearly 4 years.

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twitch153 said:
Oh oh oh! I have I have! *Stands up and waves hand*
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Is it still attached though?

xaccers said:
Is it still attached though?
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Haha yeah I actually got hit by a car when I was 7. I also lived on a street that has a brick road. So...? Not too great of an outcome.
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twitch153 said:
Haha yeah I actually got hit by a car when I was 7. I also lived on a street that has a brick road. So...? Not too great of an outcome.
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And your okay right
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trell959 said:
And your okay right
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Only a little brain damage but I'm okay haha jk No brain damage, just a scar in the back of my head.
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I was seriously hurt that day. She accidentally dumped me. I've never been the same since.
We are talking emotional distress, right?

lol
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conantroutman said:
Glad to hear your ok.....
I was on a bus that crashed once....
The driver had a heart attack of the motorway and ploughed into one of the roadside overhead signs....
Lots of broken glass, screaming women and children, nobody was seriously hurt except for the driver who had to be cut free as he was pinned I'm his seat by the sign he hit.
After we got out through one of the windows most of us were helping others down because it was quite a drop but some dude started taking photos straight away without doing anything to help so this other guy went over, grabbed his camera and smashed it on the floor
The guy across the aisle from me got cut up really bad because the windows on that side all smashed and showered them with glass and I couldn't help thinking about how lucky I was to have sat on the other side....
I was pissed because id paid nearly £200 for a ticket to see cream and thought I wasn't going to make it. Luckily though after 3 hours in Watford A&E I just made it to london on time....
@mtm... There was a news article about it with a pic but I can't find it so it didnt happen
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The gods were smiling on you that day! (Well if you ignore the whole crash thing in the first place of course!) At least you made it to the gig.
I was born in Watford, coincidentally.

I stopped ant on the road and he crawled on my foot. My life flashed before my eyes..
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I have always wondered what it is like to be in a car accident. I don't want to be in one of course but I am always trying to imagine what would it be like. I feel sorry for those poor souls who have been in one...

Who gets on xda at weird times?

I have the app on my homescreen and always find myself on it after I get done drinking and have gone home to lay down...

Lmfao that's nothing I'm practically on 24/7 when I'm wiff my wifey or friends at movies the strip or bowling. In the potty while eating while at work D: I jjust relized how much I go it but I bearly post at all lulz more of a lurker but I doubt were the only ones.
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Lol, same here. Browsed during Futurama (15 min ago), and now I'm lying in bed... browsing XDA again. I hate you all.
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Just check the drunk thread. I am notorious fro psotgn liek tihs at 4 am on friday and saturday nights. lol

It's awesome to pass The time, learn, and wait for the drunk or whatever you did that night to wear off!

jaszek said:
Just check the drunk thread. I am notorious fro psotgn liek tihs at 4 am on friday and saturday nights. lol
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Hahah, yeah you've entertained me quite some in the drunk thread this weekend.
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BazookaAce said:
Hahah, yeah you've entertained me quite some in the drunk thread this weekend.
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There is always next weekend

Where's the thread for the drunk thread?

andrewxu said:
I have the app on my homescreen and always find myself on it after I get done drinking and have gone home to lay down...
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There are no weird times while here... except when husam and twitch are at it.

andrewxu said:
Where's the thread for the drunk thread?
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=932924
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Me, I'm currently with my mates lol
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The most obscene thing you'll do for the latest great phone. Keep it PG 13.

I would go out with George Bush as a husband and cheat on him with Mitt Romney
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I'd sit though Al Gore's movie.

I would watch glee followed by high school musical and a justin bieber concert
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I would go out and buy one
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Save money?
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For the sake of the topic, i might steal it if by pure coincidense it would fall of the delivery truck thats suppose to take it to the store(miracle) but i could happen
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Rape a chicken.

I would also kiss Oprah
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Rape a chicken.
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PG13+ kthx
Anyway, I would sit through a Justin Bieber concert an replace all my music with his for a Samsung Galaxy Note.

BodenM said:
PG13+ kthx
Anyway, I would sit through a Justin Bieber concert an replace all my music with his for a Samsung Galaxy Note.
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The Samsung Galaxy Note is pretty friggin' awesome.
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I'd murder somebody with candy....
Justin beiber seems too extreme for me...a phone is not worth listening to that .......******, no offense .....
Oh Oh ill kill him for quadcore HTC phone and my own enjoyment
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I'd break the rules on a PG13 thread!
= What are you even doing asking whether or not you should root your phone on XDA?! =

I'd extend my contract with Rogers an extra 3 years!

I'd go watch all of the twilight movies and confess my love for shiny sissy vampires
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extreme300 said:
I'd extend my contract with Rogers an extra 3 years!
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Oh good lord that's teh worst one yet
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Yup, they've got my trapped for good now. At least until the day comes when I can afford to purchase a phone without a contract or suffer through having the same phone for a whole 3 years... which will never happen!

For a pure google galaxy nexus to work on sprint and for them to have it,
i would go up to a big muscular huge guy and pour soda and throw a plate of nachos on him

The thought of obscene and PG-13 just don't mix with me. I don't think those two words go together.
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So you don't think that kissing Oprah Winfrey is obscene and still PG-13?
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BeardedB said:
So you don't think that kissing Oprah Winfrey is obscene and still PG-13?
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Not the way you have in mind ;D lol
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High School/middle school (junior high) Stories

Hello XDA members,mods,and noobs who need to go to their mom and tell them that they are sorry for having her telling you youre special and you're not because your a looooosser.
This is a thread were you post all your favorite,amazing,awesome,naughty(clean),bad, worst, horrible, memories about high school and/or middle school.
Im in middle school (junior high)
So ill start with one in middle school this year....I got a front row seat next to the teachers desk because I was flirting with girls on the first day of school (august 21,2012)
I hope some people will share :thumbup:

I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Kelton Rivas said:
I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Hahaha that sucks having them kick u out
So youre going to college to be a doctor?
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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No, I want to be an Engineer. Ideally for electrical because it's one of the broadest degrees of engineering (I've been told the more broad the degree is the more useful it is). I volunteered at the hospital for extracurricular hours, etc
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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stumpyz9 said:
And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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It was a win win.
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i dont remember that far back

fleurdelisxliv said:
i dont remember that far back
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Trust me, I definitely can't remember what flavor ice cream I had.
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Back in high school in maths class i asked a student if he was feeling moist, really loudly and got sent out of the room and told off by the teacher hehe
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And now you work in icecream
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QuantumFoam said:
And now you work in icecream
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It is my density.
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saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college

YummyLaxatives said:
saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college
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Why u no take pictures?
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Hmm let's see when I was in the 7th grade(middle school) I was dating this girl. We were going out for a while I believe it was 8 months. We decided it wad time to go a little further. So on Valentine's she walked to my house in the middle of the night( she knew where I lived but I didn't know where she did lol). We spent some time together for a couple of hours . Then she would walk back home before her parents would wake up. We did this a couple times then finally got caught. She would use her moms phone to text me and she would take her phone when she came to my house. Well one day her mom woke up early and saw her phone was missing. So she called the phone a bunch of times and then saw that her daughter wasn't home she thought she had run away but she was really still at my house . Well since her parents didnt know we were going out but her parents knew my parents for a long time.......
And that's all for now ill finish this later since I just waisted my time writing this instead of my essay due tomorrow lol
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
It is my destiny.
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FTFY

veeman said:
FTFY
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I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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Grammar Nazis don't watch movies.

Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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.........go on
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