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Lol I don't smell, probably never did.
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Get the How do I Smell today App, Lol...

Man you never seize to amaze me. Just take showers daily and you won't smell. easy enough

Are you kidding me Alan? Are you from the deep jungles of Papua New Guinea or something?
You know you smell bad when you're the only human at the Justin Bieber concert. Take a shower everyday and you'll be safe.
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Or get the App, ^^^^ (Joking) Lol...

Hey, if plants wilt over as you pass by, you just might be a smelly feller.
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Have you smelled yourself? If you smell bad then you'll surely know. If you don't know ask someone if you smell. I don't think us xda members can answer your question, and I'd be rather reluctant to answer your question if I was.
Sometimes, if you unknowingly smell like urine it could be a sign of kidney failure/issues. But I don't think you are having kidney related issues so don't make a thread asking how to know if you have kidney issues..
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Or dont make a thread asking how to make a thread about kidney issues...because you smell.
Shower deodorant, strong cologne. Sometimes you can leave the shower out. lol

I shower every night!
I put Cologne and deodorant.
I also smell myself and I smell like clean.
I get paranoid now that I have that thought in my head. Because everytime I hear a person say "ugh what's that smell?" Or they sniff or cough I think its me?!
But I smell myself and I smell good!
I had this crazy theory on maybe I smell good on my skin but maybe I have an outer layer of smell that's stinks...
I don't know I was told today and ...that's it well some guy tells me everyday but I think he's kidding.
In my French class it smell weird in there and I always think its me.
Okay so today is 12:25 am and just took a shower ....I put deodorant and smell myself and smell like nothing.
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Cut down on the LSD

TravisBean said:
Cut down on the LSD
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Lmao I would listen to Travis, he knows what he's talking about.
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I_am_Error said:
Lmao I would listen to Travis, he knows what he's talking about.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
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What's LSD?
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Cut down on the LSD
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+1 on that. Or we will start taking some if you continue with these questions
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LSD = Lysergic acid diethylamide
It's pretty fun. It's this food, and it's really good, difficult to get though. If you have a chance get some and try it.
*DISCLAIMER* If anyone is stupid enough to believe any of my posts, you deserve whatever will happen to you, and I will not deserve the banx0r.

look for a hot popular girl, ask her how you smell, she'll always be honest with you.

Alan, you truly have outdone yourself this time.
I take my hat off to you sir.
Also, anyone else notice a funny smell over here?
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Ughhh km at sschool and for some reason I smell something..I smelled my clothes amd tthey smell good but just standing I smell something and for some reason my friend smelled me?!
I put Cologne and deodorant
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the language is crappy, but I think you got the picture

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I took the challange!!! Video

I ate the hottest pepper in the world...man that sucked this video is a must watch lol...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMzdDmYEObk
Dude, that is INSANE
"....my eyes are on fire..."
Thanks for the lulz!
LOL! Funny stuff!
Dud it was the worst expeirence ever lol...
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I wouldn't do it. How much did they pay you? Not enough. Especially if they didn't pay you at all
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I did it for free!!! Lol i know im an idiot
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Were there any lingering after effects? Personally i would have thrown a tube of hemorrhoid cream in the fridge ready for the next day, just in case!
I once saw a guy set the World Record for eating those things. It was on an old TV show called 'Record Breakers', and he sat there popping them into his mouth like they were Maltesers! I think he'd gone through 30 or so in the given time. The amazing thing is he didn't so much as blink while he was doing it!
Must have had an asbestos lined mouth!
DirkGently1 said:
I once saw a guy set the World Record for eating those things. It was on an old TV show called 'Record Breakers', and he sat there popping them into his mouth like they were Maltesers! I think he'd gone through 30 or so in the given time. The amazing thing is he didn't so much as blink while he was doing it!
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So, what you're saying is that the OP is a *****?
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So, what you're saying is that the OP is a *****?
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Only in the same way that i am for not being able to beat up 10 guys using only my testicles, like Chuck Norris can!
I saw this thing in India where this lady was taking peppers and rubbing them in her eyes. I know they weren't those peppers, but I know they were hot.
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Were there any lingering after effects? Personally i would have thrown a tube of hemorrhoid cream in the fridge ready for the next day, just in case!
I once saw a guy set the World Record for eating those things. It was on an old TV show called 'Record Breakers', and he sat there popping them into his mouth like they were Maltesers! I think he'd gone through 30 or so in the given time. The amazing thing is he didn't so much as blink while he was doing it!
Must have had an asbestos lined mouth!
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This morning was rough man lol
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This morning was rough man lol
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And you didn't get paid? How do you expect to get colonic renewal surgery paid for?
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Reminds me of this:
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This comes from a spicy food eating Mexican...AKA...me!
WHY!!???​
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And you didn't get paid? How do you expect to get colonic renewal surgery paid for?
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
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Hahahaha
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Bump for those who never saw this first time around. Still one of the funniest, most insane things i've ever seen!
Hope the OP is still in good health?
i see a nice torturing method that i could possibly use
i like spicy food though, i think i would give it a go to see how it feels like yes i know im crazy
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dexter93 said:
i see a nice torturing method that i could possibly use
i like spicy food though, i think i would give it a go to see how it feels like yes i know im crazy
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If you decide to do it I will to
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Lololololololololol the guy with the tattoos reaction was the funniest thing ever!!!!!!1!!!1!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks for the video.
These peppers are great. I guess when you grow up in the Caribbean you get used to the heat of the many variety of peppers we have. I remember one of my English mate eating some jerked pork in Jamaica and he poured the jerk pepper sauce all over it after seeing me do it. What followed was pure lols and he became quite intimate with the toilet for a day or so.

Let's change this up a bit!

Almost everything on this website is electronic talk. Let's change is up.
Wild Animals. My favorite, the Alaskan/Timber/Canadian/North American/Mackenie Wolf. The largest of the living wolf species.
People rant and rave about never own a wild animal as a pet. Saying they will attack people and not be friendly etc. WRONG. If you raise any wild animal from a baby, it will have bonds and know how to interact with people. In my case, a timber wolf.
Countless times people have raised wild animals and they were called vicous wild creatures, yet, never attacked anyone, or was mean to anyone. Only social, friendly, and like a normal pet. It's happened with lions, bears, tigers, wolves, and various other dog species and breeds as well as felines.
What's everyone's take on this? Anyone want to go slaughter some idiot trolls?
Many people in my area (CT) and north of me breed wolf Hybrids.. and I hear more issues with huskies than hybrids. its all about the owner if you ask me. breeds should not be ostracized when a select few dogs are improperly trained.
It's almost like beliving racist steriotypes.. not all Muslims are terrorists, not all African Americans like fried chicken eventhough Idk who doesnt
Of course there's a lot of talk about phones/electronics...it's XDA!
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I enjoy waffles!
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W/e lol. I'm about to break out the nerd whip XD there has to be some off topic chat mot electricity related XD
You need the off-topic section!
http://forum.xda-developers.com/forumdisplay.php?f=261
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Thread moved. Would advise you to read forum rules and post in correct section.
Failure to comply with forum rules will result in an infraction and/or ban depending on severity of rule break.
I like turtles!
I like Polar Bears and Mute Swans! There are some like 20 meters from where I live, they're awesome lol
Edit: No Polar Bears 20m away from where I live, sorry lol. Only Mute Swans
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Puppies anyone??
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Kitty anyone??
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Errrr dude, that's a dog...
I grew up with big dogs like St Bernards and Newfoundlands so I'm gonna go with them...
Ye cannae beat a guid bit o Kimodo Dragon though....
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I want a "pocket monkey"
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Errrr dude, that's a dog...
I grew up with big dogs like St Bernards and Newfoundlands so I'm gonna go with them...
Ye cannae beat a guid bit o Kimodo Dragon though....
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yes, its a dog. Corrected.
Hahah, i can't stop laughing!
Aaa
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Aaa
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another just trying to get 10 posts??
this is completely random! but the two horses made me laugh!!
ps: goldruxx ffs, 3 letters? really? what an outrage =D!
Pipsqueak>all other animals....
(pipsqueak is the yellow parakeet)
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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Alaskans of xda

Just thought I'd start a thread for anyone from Alaska, or for who has always wanted to come here.
Took these pictures at work today.
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Might not get interest, but who knows. Sometimes it good to think about things other than our gadgets .....LOL
I really want to go to Alaska to photograph it. Also I'd love to head up north in Alaska, like where it takes 5 hours for a medic to come help you. There are some beautiful places there...and cheap corner women in Anchorage, at least thats what the Discovery Channel told me.
I suppose it depends on where you are at.
The scenery, and the economy are great here.
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Those pictures are great.
U are really lucky 4 being in such a nice nature
Is it important how did i send this?
I live in Minnesota. Cold enough.
Is it legal to club seals up there?
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Beautiful pics OP.
conantroutman said:
Is it legal to club seals up there?
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conantroutman said:
Is it legal to club seals up there?
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Do that, and spend the rest of your life in prison. Don't even think about it.
Seriously though, I talked to a guy yesterday that used to eat them, and he said they are great. I'm not sure I could try that....lol
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veeman said:
I live in Minnesota. Cold enough.
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Yeah, last winter, I think you were colder than us. Go figure.
This summer here is very cool. I had 38 degrees the other morning. Not good. Its the middle of july.
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This is what we had today.....
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chrism.brunner said:
Seriously though, I talked to a guy yesterday that used to eat them, angry h said they are great. I'm not sure I could try that....lol
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I would eat one. I imagine they would be chewy, they look chewy. I wonder if seal would be better grilled or fried. If I had my pick of artic type animals to eat though it would definitely be penguin, they look delicious!!
He said boiled in soup. Mostly because there is no fat in the meat, it's all in the blubber layer, like whales. He also has eaten a beluga whale. He was married to a native woman at the time. They are the only people that can eat them.
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chrism.brunner said:
He said boiled in soup. Mostly because there is no fat in the meat, it's all in the blubber layer, like whales. He also has eaten a beluga whale. He was married to a native woman at the time. They are the only people that can eat them.
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I can't eat a beluga whale because of the color of my skin?! That's so racist.
You got it.
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Maybe I'm the only guy from Alaska on the site. Wouldn't that be something?
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I can't eat a beluga whale because of the color of my skin?! That's so racist.
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No, you can't eat them because your ancestors didn't eat them. It's a hierarchical thing.
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No, you can't eat them because your ancestors didn't eat them. It's a hierarchical thing.
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Lame! By that logic I shouldn't be eating Mexican food either because I'm Italian.
I'm "german", and love italian food....

**POLL** Do you know what a white/black/gray hat means.....

......and which one do you wear
Poll to learn the makeup of members nowadays.
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I know.
I wear a pink hat, because I'mfabulous.jpg
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I wear a houndstooth hat, Roll Tide.
I laughed when I read Woz
called the Pope, pretending to be Henry Kissinger.
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:highfive:
White ish
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WiredPirate said:
I wear a houndstooth hat, Roll Tide.
I laughed when I read Woz :highfive:
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I love Wozniak. I would love to hear that man do nothing but spill the beans on everyone in tech for a few hours. That man tells it like it is, to him, it ain't talking sht, just speaking truth and being honest.
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I don't wear a hat. It gives me hathair.
(Grey.)
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boborone said:
I love Wozniak. I would love to hear that man do nothing but spill the beans on everyone in tech for a few hours. That man tells it like it is, to him, it ain't talking sht, just speaking truth and being honest.
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Very true, hes so well-rounded and down to earth, he's the complete opposite of a fanboy.
He's pretty impartial but he's far from down to Earth. Some of his ideas regarding tech and patent licensing are probably never going to happen. For instance (and I'm paraphrasing here) he thinks Apple should agree to license all of it's "General UI" elements for a reasonable fee. That will never happen, Apple has invested too much on it's UI and that's the only real advantage they have. Also he want's iTunes for Android. Where's the logic in that?
That said I have a lot of respect for him and wish he still held the reigns at Apple.
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Very true, hes so well-rounded and down to earth, he's the complete opposite of a fanboy.
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Yeah. The only time I would wait in line for an iPhone would be next to him. And he does camp out for it. He does it for the fan fair and to hang out with people. Not cause he's a fanboy.
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And to stay on topic I'm not much for hats. More like polos and name tags. Social engineering is where it's at.
Epic double post. Getting that a lot lately for some reason.
nevermind
Men shouldn't wear hats.
Unless they're Clint Eastwood!
Don Draper, Oddjob and Walter White are not amused.
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Don Draper, Oddjob and Walter White are not amused.
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I'm not ashamed to admit i was wrong. Some perfect examples of hat wearage there. You sir are a genius.
Hard to fit a hat over my enormous head and impossible to do with dreadlocks..
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I'm not ashamed to admit i was wrong. Some perfect examples of hat wearage there. You sir are a genius.
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Printing that out and mailing it to everyone who ever told me I would never amount to anything if I kept watching tv and movies.
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Printing that out and mailing it to everyone who ever told me I would never amount to anything if I kept watching tv and movies.
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Everything i know, i learned from tv and movies. Thanks to Walter White i now have several law enforcement agencies hunting me down, not to mention three or four very dangerous gangs who all want to kill me.
I won't tell you the trouble i got in pretending to be an MI6 spy or advertising executive!
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Chilli burn

Don't know if this is normal, but i get the usual mouth burn, stomach burn and arse burn from eating chilli, but recently i've been getting knob-end burn
I thought it was because i didn't wash my hands after eating and then went to the toilet, but today i made damn sure i washed them twice before taking a leak, still got knob-end burn.
Anyone else get this after eating insanely hot food? By insanely hot i mean using 5 million SHU extract in a curry, about a teaspoon of it.
I cook with habanero peppers frequently. When dicing them, I've learned that even when I think my hands are washed, they might not be. Could be under your finger nails. Considering what you're eating sobs significantly hotter, out could be the problem.
From eating hot stuff, I've never heard of the spice carrying through your urinary tract.
-Accidental Asshole
It happens occasionally with spicy food.
Try thoroughly scrubbing your hands with a used teabag, then washing it. It's still on your skin.
Your bladder filters out the spice.
Knob end burn? :what: Burning when you pee can be caused by other things...
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You're turning into a dragon!
I dont get this knob end burn after eating spicy foods. I like eating spicy food alot like in cucumber i add chili and eat it then in fast foods i buy spicy food
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ShadowLea said:
Try thoroughly scrubbing your hands with a used teabag, then washing it. It's still on your skin.
Your bladder filters out the spice.
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Wouldn't teabagging his hands make the burn spread? To more then just where it already is burning?
Don't know about that, but a friend went blind from eating hot, hot food.
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veeman said:
You're turning into a dragon!
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^^^ Yup. This.
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Don't know about that, but a friend went blind from eating hot, hot food.
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I assume you have medical proof to back up that rediculious claim? I've never heard of a case of someone going blind from eating spicy food. It just doesn't happen unless they rubbed the peppers on their eyeballs.
Until you return with proof to this claim it is the decision of this court that you sir are a f'ing liar.
No proof yet?
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I assume you have medical proof to back up that rediculious claim? I've never heard of a case of someone going blind from eating spicy food. It just doesn't happen unless they rubbed the peppers on their eyeballs.
Until you return with proof to this claim it is the decision of this court that you sir are a f'ing liar.
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I'm almost certain that pepper in you eyes won't make you go blind either. It'll just burn a lot.
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I got a part of a pepper in my eye once. It burned really bad and my eyeball felt like it was melting, but after 10 minutes of that, I finally found some water and it pretty much stopped all the burning. My eye was red all day, but I never went blind.
Did you know that everything that you eat ends up in your sperm? Well, just a veeery little bit. Maybe this is the reason of burning?
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Not being a doctor, I can't give proof, that is what my friend said. I am repeating his story. His doctor told him if he didn't stop eating hot things he would continue losing his vision. He eventually went blind. Don't believe it. Doesn't bother me.......but I still can't explain it.
I will add, that I didn't say that people go blind from eating spicy food. I said my friend did. Or so he told me. Maybe he had another condition that was also a factor. Don't see how that makes me a liar....
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