**POLL** Do you know what a white/black/gray hat means..... - Off-topic

......and which one do you wear
Poll to learn the makeup of members nowadays.
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I know.
I wear a pink hat, because I'mfabulous.jpg
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I wear a houndstooth hat, Roll Tide.
I laughed when I read Woz
called the Pope, pretending to be Henry Kissinger.
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:highfive:

White ish
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WiredPirate said:
I wear a houndstooth hat, Roll Tide.
I laughed when I read Woz :highfive:
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I love Wozniak. I would love to hear that man do nothing but spill the beans on everyone in tech for a few hours. That man tells it like it is, to him, it ain't talking sht, just speaking truth and being honest.
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I don't wear a hat. It gives me hathair.
(Grey.)
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boborone said:
I love Wozniak. I would love to hear that man do nothing but spill the beans on everyone in tech for a few hours. That man tells it like it is, to him, it ain't talking sht, just speaking truth and being honest.
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Very true, hes so well-rounded and down to earth, he's the complete opposite of a fanboy.

He's pretty impartial but he's far from down to Earth. Some of his ideas regarding tech and patent licensing are probably never going to happen. For instance (and I'm paraphrasing here) he thinks Apple should agree to license all of it's "General UI" elements for a reasonable fee. That will never happen, Apple has invested too much on it's UI and that's the only real advantage they have. Also he want's iTunes for Android. Where's the logic in that?
That said I have a lot of respect for him and wish he still held the reigns at Apple.

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Very true, hes so well-rounded and down to earth, he's the complete opposite of a fanboy.
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Yeah. The only time I would wait in line for an iPhone would be next to him. And he does camp out for it. He does it for the fan fair and to hang out with people. Not cause he's a fanboy.
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And to stay on topic I'm not much for hats. More like polos and name tags. Social engineering is where it's at.
Epic double post. Getting that a lot lately for some reason.

nevermind

Men shouldn't wear hats.
Unless they're Clint Eastwood!

Don Draper, Oddjob and Walter White are not amused.
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Don Draper, Oddjob and Walter White are not amused.
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I'm not ashamed to admit i was wrong. Some perfect examples of hat wearage there. You sir are a genius.

Hard to fit a hat over my enormous head and impossible to do with dreadlocks..
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DirkGently said:
I'm not ashamed to admit i was wrong. Some perfect examples of hat wearage there. You sir are a genius.
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Printing that out and mailing it to everyone who ever told me I would never amount to anything if I kept watching tv and movies.

063_XOBX said:
Printing that out and mailing it to everyone who ever told me I would never amount to anything if I kept watching tv and movies.
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Everything i know, i learned from tv and movies. Thanks to Walter White i now have several law enforcement agencies hunting me down, not to mention three or four very dangerous gangs who all want to kill me.
I won't tell you the trouble i got in pretending to be an MI6 spy or advertising executive!

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[Mafia] Make me an offer I can't refuse

Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse, and end it with a gratuitous reference to violence.
sakai4eva said:
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse.
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You will die in ot
dexter93 said:
You will die in ot
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
dexter93 said:
You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
sakai4eva said:
Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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The girl of your dreams will be zombified and you will have to kil her
Refuse this offer.
mercianary said:
Refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.
sakai4eva said:
Don't refuse this offer.
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How could i
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Refuse IT!!!
Why do i feel that this thread is slowly becoming like the
Three word story.....
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Sleep with this 500+ lbs fat chick, or get raped by Franky, the disease ridden jiggalo.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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Listen to it with me.
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
sakai4eva said:
Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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I accept your offer but I lose my voice before singing. Haha
Now you have to go find the nastiest man you know and take him to dinner and a movie . Or I shoot you in the arm and spray pepper spray in the the wound.
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The Playboy Club

I know, I know, potentially NSFW stuff here.
Other than Amber Heard, there's nothing worth watching in there. Sorry excuse for a skin flick.
Anyone else got that vibe?
p/s: I'm not gay, btw. Just need to clarify that... yeah...
Watched it last night because of Amber Heard. It was better than I expected.
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There were a lot of weapons of mast distraction. They are very capable of rebounding from side to side and up and down, causing massive distraction.
Also, I pity most of the girls. They might have to deal with lower back problem in the future.
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Exactly. Lol
I have a feeling this thread will get closed soon though...
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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your new profile picture... scary
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
sakai4eva said:
Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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I_am_Error said:
Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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Not surprised. Amber Heard couldn't act for damn. The male lead looked like a Mad Men clone. Saying that you watch the show for the plot is like buying the mag for the articles.
Makes no sense. Kill it already. Wasted my bandwidth downloading the thing.
On the other hand I liked New Girl. Very funny.
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Zoey Deschannel vs. Amber Heard...
Awkward Brunette vs. Blond Bombshell
But The New Girl won me over the moment she made an LOTR reference.
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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Me too. But the greedy monster inside me tells me to take both. Who am I to ignore my true inner self?
But there is just so much pointless and stupid and lousy TV any man can stand.
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
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DirkGently1 said:
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And hence the 1.5 reason to watch it. The other 0.5, of course, is her wearing a bunny outfit.

Off-Topic R.I.P Thread

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This is a place to pay our respects to the ones we lost. Those loved ones and visionaries that shaped the world that we know, that entertained and educated us, whose loss we felt in our souls, and those the world is a worse place without.
Welcome back, missed ya
I can't remember his name, he was the guy who pretty much was the father of all code we use. c++, fortran, python, all that stuff started from him. He died last year and made no news. Now I feel awful cause I can't remember his name.
Ian kilminster - oh no, wait a minute, he's somehow still bloody alive!
Orion: a small cockatiel, five and a half Weeks old. Poor Birdie.
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boborone said:
Welcome back, missed ya
I can't remember his name, he was the guy who pretty much was the father of all code we use. c++, fortran, python, all that stuff started from him. He died last year and made no news. Now I feel awful cause I can't remember his name.
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Dennis Ritchie
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John Lee Hooker.
I miss that guy.
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R.i.p adam yauch of the beastie boys
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Dennis Ritchie
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Didn't he also sing "Dancing on the Ceiling"?
85gallon said:
Didn't he also sing "Dancing on the Ceiling"?
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That's Lionel, like the trains, and he's still alive.
R.I.P Dominoe (2003-2012)
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R.I.P Dominoe (2003-2012)
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Aw man, that sucks. Sorry
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RIP Carrol Shelby.
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Famous Indian Child Artist Tharuni Sachdev passed away in a plane crash at Nepal. Child actor Taruni Sachdev who has acted in many commercials including the famous Rasna advertisement and her mother Geetha Sachdev are also among the dead. Taruni has also acted in many films. She is known her for her role in Hindi film Paa. In Malayalam, she has appeared in films Vellinakshatram and Sathyam. She is well-known for featuring along with Karisma Kapoor in the Rasna commercial saying 'I Love Love You Rasna'.
May her soul Rest in Peace!
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River Phoenix (1970-1993). Just read the words of the song 'River' written by the angel-voiced Natalie Merchant in tribute;-
Young & strong Hollywood son
In the early morning light
This star fell down
On Sunset Boulevard
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Yet another taken too soon, too young...
RIP to the baby bird I crushed today. Seriously, I feel horrible about it.
Come over to the dark side...
r.i.p to my sister bethann smith 1986-2006 we miss ya
1985-2011
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Rip.. 2003-2012 he lived the best life a bird can
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1985-2011
sent via this forum to your face
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Your cat was 26?
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RIP Carroll Shelby may your vision live in your cars
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Are the powers that be ****ing around with the jet stream?

The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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WiredPirate said:
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!
Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
The powers that be are closing this thread.

Craziest Idea you can think of to change the world

Post the craziest ideas you can think of to change the world
Here's mine:
Let all people of america and china jump together at the same time for 5 mins, thus knocking the earth off its axis
Re-distribute any money anyone makes over, say, 15 million dollars to public services.
Free nukes for everyone.
Legalize drugs.
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so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
Travel back in time and make apple fail
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deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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m1l4droid said:
World peace? No way. It's a lot more fun without peace.
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What part of Iran do you live in? I guess I'm an ignorant American, but wherever you live seems to be at peace.
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It is at peace. I was saying it in general.
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Sorry, I was taking personal interest in where you live. My bad. I'll mind my damn business.
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Don't worry about it. I won't send a bomb your way... for now.
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C'mon....I was seriously not stereotyping/ trolling you. I was actually curious. But whatever.
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Like I said, no bomb. Not yet.
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****.
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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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Sh*t, if the sun were 10 feet closer to earth, We'd all melt.
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If everyone in the world screamed at the same time. Would you hear it from space?
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Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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So what you're saying that space doesn't matter? You space-ist.
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Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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This.
In fact, how do shuttles propel in space? There's no molecules, no oxygen, no matter.
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Ok, what about if everyone farted at the same time? Would it have the same effect as say, an atom bomb? (or whatever it's called)
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