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She shut up in 3 days. Mods please remive

Hello friends I have been here on xda reading and posting for a while. I feel that the people here are very helpful and kind. I feel we could help.each other with any thing. Cell phones. Girlfriends. Money. Advice. Anything is possible thanks to all of us. I made a utube video with my girlfriend last nite. And right before we got it on I was taping it with my waterproof defy. She made a comment that she didn't want me to take it cause it would end up on the internet. So I made a joke about not putting her face on it. It went over very well we had a good moment it was fun. So today I placed it on utube so she could she it on her phone. I also told her I was gonna get big hits because I was gonna send it to all my friends. And she laughed @ me a lil bit more then alot. So I sent it to every1 I knew. Apparently I only know 39 people including myself. So now jokes on me. Im hoping xda friends and reader can get me some more views to shut her up. If not take a look @ a pretty lady @ least. Please be nice and leave a funny comment or least thumb it up. Thanks for reading and looking. And thanks xda for making my phone better then non xda users or iphone bums. And remember least mine can go swimming. The link finally http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASvnwJZmLEo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Ps. I suck @ the "ban some1 above u" topic. I quoted nothing. Booo
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Is she getting undressed?
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Yes! " can't believe im doing this again " lol please says its kinda funny in here. Im dying for hits I need to shut her up. N Mayb get a 3 rd vid. :0)
10 hits in about 30 mins. Not bad guys thanks.
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I c wut u did thar
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??? The joke? That was my favorite part. :9)
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That's not my favorite part of your body anyways....haha
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this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn

k0sh said:
this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn
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I think the word you're looking for is funny
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twitch153 said:
I think the word you're looking for is funny
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nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here

^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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gplock said:
^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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you don't need your friends to hit the like button or to give a silly comment for a silly video , you need your MAN stuff to shut your gf mouth ... show her the DUDE stuff or just do her the GOLDEN Rule ( Helicopter Dance ) works sometimes

I showed it to her. Just how she likes it. That's y the vid was cut short :0) sincerely sorry bout that.
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k0sh said:
nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here
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I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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So what left for me huh!
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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twitch153 said:
Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Babydoll25 said:
Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Lady
You are a selfish lady
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k0sh said:
Lady
You are a selfish lady
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I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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Babydoll25 said:
I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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He gets no approval, he may use the ban mallet though...
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Show us your Custom app Signature

so i check and there is no thread for it .
just show us your signature using XDA app or Tapa-talk app or whatever app you use
mine is
Sent From Hell To Take Your Soul

Boring sig. I would try something more interesting, but I don't want to look weird in dev sections
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This is mine.
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twitch153 said:
This is mine.
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i have been seeing this signature until i become afraid of android

Look down...
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Babydoll25 said:
Look down...
Sent from either my N1, NS, or Sensation 4G
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this is Guess Signature

Pretty sure your all familiar with mine, had a few but I like this one.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Pretty sure your all familiar with mine, had a few but I like this one.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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i'm familiar with this i think more than them
nice one though , but mine also count

Look
Youre looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD

I like the name shooter instead of evo 3d
shot from my double barreled shooter

k0sh said:
this is Guess Signature
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This is someone with three fones tired of the "silly girl, why u post here, u no have ( insert N1, NS, or Sensation 4G here )." comments....
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Babydoll25 said:
This is someone with three fones tired of the "silly girl, why u post here, u no have ( insert N1, NS, or Sensation 4G here )." comments....
Sent from either my N1, NS, or Sensation 4G
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People actually say that to you?

idavid_ said:
People actually say that to you?
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Yup.....
Did I just ....Nah, wasn't me.

Read this Comic :)

It's from a Korean website, but it's in English.
Pretty interesting story, I must say.
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31

Boring horror story but nice graphics.
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uhh i don't think the link works on phones... gotta read this on ur computer

fantobe said:
uhh i don't think the link works on phones... gotta read this on ur computer
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Get a better phone dude I just watched it on phone.
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After soiling my pants I shall say that you Sir are the Devil!!

M_T_M said:
After soiling my pants I shall say that you Sir are the Devil!!
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Lol this wasn't scary
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It was creepy....no me gusta.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-

Very good

wonderfull grafic...

Holy Piss! The ending was.....
Silence Will Fall

Expect Japanese/Korean people to make this kind of scary ****
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ok, woke me up again at a quarter past midnight...
thx, dude!

Haha, pretty cool. Really surprising

All I could think of (despite hiding under my covers) is this being a lesson from Arrested Development. "And that is why you don't lie!"

haha very good

I liked it

XDA Tag!

It look pretty cool if I must be honest...
Thank me if you must...
We can play tag as well! Bring it on!!

now thaats AWESOME!

dexter93 said:
now thaats AWESOME!
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hehehe

I spent ages making this and no one likes it :'(

Zd0s said:
I spent ages making this and no one likes it :'(
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i like it, but i came in this thread expecting a game of tag

davidrules7778 said:
i like it, but i came in this thread expecting a game of tag
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- You're it.
Oh and nice pic. when I saw the thumbnail I thought you had just discovered the spraypaint mode in MS paint, but upon seeing the enlarged version it looks good. nice effort.
-runs and hides.

Lol
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For your effort I thank you

Cheers!
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We can play tag as well
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I've looked really, really hard, but I can't find the word 'troll' anywhere.

Archer said:
I've looked really, really hard, but I can't find the word 'troll' anywhere.
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lol
Looks great dude,
Also who's it? *runs and hides from whoever is it*

MacaronyMax said:
lol
Looks great dude,
Also who's it? *runs and hides from whoever is it*
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Tag!
You're it
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......

Salad fingers...
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Trololo
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dexter93 said:
Trololo
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OMG salad fingers creeps me out so much.
If you havent watched it, here's the link

Even though I never knew about it before, I just rediscovered saladfingers today thanks to mtms rule post and this thread. Though I never knew it somewhere deep inside the dark side of my mind I have always been a saladfingers fan and now I am finally whole again.
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Ask a question to another person

This is just a game I saw on an other forum.
it goes like this: you ask a question and the after you answers it and asks a new question.
I will start.
What's your favorite band/artist?
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SanderTheNinja said:
What's your favorite band/artist?
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Neil Young
My turn;-
Would you risk your job and everything you've worked hard for to have a chance with the girl you believe to be 'the one'? And why?

Simon.TS.HTC said:
Neil Young
My turn;-
Would you risk your job and everything you've worked hard for to have a chance with the girl you believe to be 'the one'? And why?
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No. I like my money.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
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veeman said:
No. I like my money.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
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Neil Sedaka.
When will we see some decent threads appear in OT?
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conantroutman said:
Neil Sedaka.
When will we see some decent threads appear in OT?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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When you stop deeming them all ****...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Come over to the dark side...

thelowend said:
When you stop deeming them all ****...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Come over to the dark side...
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because seven was turning six around so he where a nine.
htc vs. Samsung?
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SanderTheNinja said:
because seven was turning six around so he where a nine.
htc vs. Samsung?
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HTC
Laggy ICS or smooth gingerbread?

QuantumFoam said:
HTC
Laggy ICS or smooth gingerbread?
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Smooth gingerbread
I have one thing to say, what is a "question"???
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iok1 said:
Smooth gingerbread
I have one thing to say, what is a "question"???
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its a sentence where you ask something.
how many sheeps did i count so far?
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SanderTheNinja said:
its a sentence where you ask something.
how many sheeps did i count so far?
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As long as you only count them I don't really care.
Dogs or cats?

Simon.TS.HTC said:
As long as you only count them I don't really care.
Dogs or cats?
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Cats! Like 'em both, buth I prefer cats.
Where is your mom working?(LOL )

SOS international (no seriously, its true)
Galaxy s3, yay or nay?
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iok1 said:
SOS international (no seriously, its true)
Galaxy s3, yay or nay?
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Yay
Basketball or football?

Football
Why is OP a ninja?
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iok1 said:
Football
Why is OP a ninja?
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I could tell u, but then I'd have to kill u
Matrix or Inception?

QuantumFoam said:
I could tell u, but then I'd have to kill u
Matrix or Inception?
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Matception
why aren't we using this thread?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=977674

Because u bumped it.
Why'd u bump it

QuantumFoam said:
Because u bumped it.
Why'd u bump it
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because this thread is a duplicate and shall be closed
when will a mod come in?

husam666 said:
because this thread is a duplicate and shall be closed
when will a mod come in?
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When u pm him
Why don't u pm Archer?

Too bad I'm on my phone and its too many steps.
Are you in before the lock?
(I know I am)
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