Foods you have burned?? - Off-topic

I just burned Ramen....I now know what my future doesn't hold! Forgot the water...attached a pic . Post what you have burned or cooked wrong
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Hey! I'm eating cup noodles at the moment. lol.

my mom caught spaghetti on fire once
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Pizza and Rice. Pizza had go into the garbage.

Bacon.....I smell Bacon.

tocino con carne mistakenly forgot it

Cookies. I burnt a batch of cookies the first time I ever made them. I was ten.
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!

Not me, but I guy I once worked with put a pastie in the microwave for 20 minutes because he read the cooking instructions for an oven (it was only meant to be 2 minutes in the microwave). He'd never used a microwave before. I don't think he's used one since!

Pizza, grilled cheese sandwish, noodles, cats, dogs... you name it!
Alcohol doesn't make me a good cook.. On minute i'm hungry, and the other i'm sleeping on the floor.

Usually Pizza because I forget until I smell it burning.

I put a corndog in the microwave for 7 mins lol
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I once put leftover Takeaway Indian in the microwave covered on tinfoil plus paper. Well that was the end of one microwave from fire damage
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2 days ago... pizza in the oven... fell a sleep watching fox. z Z z Z
Kitchen still stinks.

Chilli con carne

When I grill chicken, always burn it. I'm not a good chicken griller, or fish.

I burnt toast a few times
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I made a small dish out of tin-foil and put some Bacon on it. Then I used the tongs for the fire and held the dish above fire.
Of course I didn't eat it. But it was so random.
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waffles in the toaster burned crisp

I burned pancakes and I ate them cuz I didn't want to admit to my wife that I didn't know how to make them
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Grilled cheese sandwich

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Have you been seriously hurt in an accident?

I got in a motorcycle accident yesterday and it made me think how easily I could have been killed. All I was thinking about was my inspire 4g and how it cracked in that accident. So I'm wondering have you been in accidents. How were you hurt?
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M_T_M said:
pics or it did not happened
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Did not happen
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M_T_M said:
pics or it did not happened
I was in a very serious accident few years back...destroyed (totaled) my car, broken ribs and busted knee cap
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I was saved from any serious injury because.of my hit air vest. The vest inflates when I am ejected off of the bike, kinda like an airbag
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M_T_M said:
Do tell about this vest as I'm a bike rider also
Now...if you are trolling me.....watch out
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It's called hit air. Google that. It's uses a CO2 cartridge that I usually buy from walmart. I'll see if I can find a youtube video
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I haven't been in any car accidents or anything, but this is the worst accident I've had: half of a sewing needle broke off in my knee. Pics, so it did happen lol. Anybody want me to post the aftermath pictures (Post surgery)?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GseANL2Axek
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trell959 said:
I was saved from any serious injury because.of my hit air vest. The vest inflates when I am ejected off of the bike, kinda like an airbag
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wait it did happen! Lol read that wrong sorry
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SteveG12543 said:
I haven't been in any car accidents or anything, but this is the worst accident I've had: half of a sewing needle broke off in my knee. Pics, so it did happen lol. Anybody want me to post the aftermath pictures (Post surgery)?
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How!?!?
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Glad to hear your ok.....
I was on a bus that crashed once....
The driver had a heart attack of the motorway and ploughed into one of the roadside overhead signs....
Lots of broken glass, screaming women and children, nobody was seriously hurt except for the driver who had to be cut free as he was pinned I'm his seat by the sign he hit.
After we got out through one of the windows most of us were helping others down because it was quite a drop but some dude started taking photos straight away without doing anything to help so this other guy went over, grabbed his camera and smashed it on the floor
The guy across the aisle from me got cut up really bad because the windows on that side all smashed and showered them with glass and I couldn't help thinking about how lucky I was to have sat on the other side....
I was pissed because id paid nearly £200 for a ticket to see cream and thought I wasn't going to make it. Luckily though after 3 hours in Watford A&E I just made it to london on time....
@mtm... There was a news article about it with a pic but I can't find it so it didnt happen
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Few years ago dad was riding into London, behind a MPV in stop go traffic.
A woman coming the other way didn't see him behind the MPV, thought it was a gap in the traffic and floored it to turn down the road beside him.
He was sent flying, bruised lungs, damaged shoulder and broken pelvis.
Thankfully there was a doctor in the car behind so the ambulance was sent out with a better idea of what to expect.
They had to resuscitate him several times on the road.
His pelvis will never mend fully, and for about 6 months when he sat down he said it felt like his organs were falling out through his pelvis.
He now walks bow legged with a slight stoop.
Initially the woman tried to deny liability but eventually pleaded guilty, getting a measly 3 points and £60 fine for nearly killing someone (in the UK the car is the best murder weapon with the lowest penalty).
He did get a reasonable insurance payout thankfully but that did take nearly 4 years.
Oh oh oh! I have I have! *Stands up and waves hand*
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twitch153 said:
Oh oh oh! I have I have! *Stands up and waves hand*
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Is it still attached though?
xaccers said:
Is it still attached though?
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Haha yeah I actually got hit by a car when I was 7. I also lived on a street that has a brick road. So...? Not too great of an outcome.
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twitch153 said:
Haha yeah I actually got hit by a car when I was 7. I also lived on a street that has a brick road. So...? Not too great of an outcome.
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And your okay right
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trell959 said:
And your okay right
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Only a little brain damage but I'm okay haha jk No brain damage, just a scar in the back of my head.
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I was seriously hurt that day. She accidentally dumped me. I've never been the same since.
We are talking emotional distress, right?
lol
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conantroutman said:
Glad to hear your ok.....
I was on a bus that crashed once....
The driver had a heart attack of the motorway and ploughed into one of the roadside overhead signs....
Lots of broken glass, screaming women and children, nobody was seriously hurt except for the driver who had to be cut free as he was pinned I'm his seat by the sign he hit.
After we got out through one of the windows most of us were helping others down because it was quite a drop but some dude started taking photos straight away without doing anything to help so this other guy went over, grabbed his camera and smashed it on the floor
The guy across the aisle from me got cut up really bad because the windows on that side all smashed and showered them with glass and I couldn't help thinking about how lucky I was to have sat on the other side....
I was pissed because id paid nearly £200 for a ticket to see cream and thought I wasn't going to make it. Luckily though after 3 hours in Watford A&E I just made it to london on time....
@mtm... There was a news article about it with a pic but I can't find it so it didnt happen
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The gods were smiling on you that day! (Well if you ignore the whole crash thing in the first place of course!) At least you made it to the gig.
I was born in Watford, coincidentally.
I stopped ant on the road and he crawled on my foot. My life flashed before my eyes..
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I have always wondered what it is like to be in a car accident. I don't want to be in one of course but I am always trying to imagine what would it be like. I feel sorry for those poor souls who have been in one...

The most obscene thing you'll do for the latest great phone. Keep it PG 13.

I would go out with George Bush as a husband and cheat on him with Mitt Romney
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I'd sit though Al Gore's movie.
I would watch glee followed by high school musical and a justin bieber concert
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I would go out and buy one
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Save money?
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For the sake of the topic, i might steal it if by pure coincidense it would fall of the delivery truck thats suppose to take it to the store(miracle) but i could happen
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Rape a chicken.
I would also kiss Oprah
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Rape a chicken.
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PG13+ kthx
Anyway, I would sit through a Justin Bieber concert an replace all my music with his for a Samsung Galaxy Note.
BodenM said:
PG13+ kthx
Anyway, I would sit through a Justin Bieber concert an replace all my music with his for a Samsung Galaxy Note.
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The Samsung Galaxy Note is pretty friggin' awesome.
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I'd murder somebody with candy....
Justin beiber seems too extreme for me...a phone is not worth listening to that .......******, no offense .....
Oh Oh ill kill him for quadcore HTC phone and my own enjoyment
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I'd break the rules on a PG13 thread!
= What are you even doing asking whether or not you should root your phone on XDA?! =
I'd extend my contract with Rogers an extra 3 years!
I'd go watch all of the twilight movies and confess my love for shiny sissy vampires
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extreme300 said:
I'd extend my contract with Rogers an extra 3 years!
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Oh good lord that's teh worst one yet
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Yup, they've got my trapped for good now. At least until the day comes when I can afford to purchase a phone without a contract or suffer through having the same phone for a whole 3 years... which will never happen!
For a pure google galaxy nexus to work on sprint and for them to have it,
i would go up to a big muscular huge guy and pour soda and throw a plate of nachos on him
The thought of obscene and PG-13 just don't mix with me. I don't think those two words go together.
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So you don't think that kissing Oprah Winfrey is obscene and still PG-13?
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BeardedB said:
So you don't think that kissing Oprah Winfrey is obscene and still PG-13?
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Not the way you have in mind ;D lol
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Attack the person above you

You have to use objects and say how you use them to attack the person above you.....
I attack the air by swinging a baseball bat at it viciously...
So this is like killing the person above you but without the mortality?
I tickle the souls of your feet with a feather duster until you laugh yourself into an embolism and spend six months in ICU recovering from atrophied muscles and a life of drinking through a straw and peeing into a bag.
Enjoy!
I attack you by turning into incredible hulk to eat massive pop noodles. Then turn back to normal and put pepper spray in your eyes...
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I am bored to attack... So I send against you my undead army to do the job
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Your undead army does nothing against my barrel of monkeys
Do we really need another x the y above you thread?
I've consulted Paul and Barry Chuckle and they don't think so.....
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Uranus was in my xbox 360

My disk drive would not close so i open up my xbox to try and fix the problem and this is what i found in the disk drive
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I take it you have children.
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lol yea one lil boy almost 2 we took it in the work room and took it apart and bam uranus lol! the funny thing is i put those on the ceiling for him last night so i was shocked to see it in there when i opened it up. i was like what the f**k!!!!!!!
that was also my first time to take an xbox apart and it was pretty dang easy
LOL, at the beginning i thought you found uranium in your xbox and i was like "omg, i could be irradiated!" but then i've seen this paper (?) disk. . . I thought i can build an atomic bomb
tellet said:
LOL, at the beginning i thought you found uranium in your xbox and i was like "omg, i could be irradiated!" but then i've seen this paper (?) disk. . . I thought i can build an atomic bomb
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Of course... Didnt you know?The Xbox 360 is a terrorist starter kit camouflaged very carefully by Microsoft: rolleyes:
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fleurdelisxliv said:
My disk drive would not close so i open up my xbox to try and fix the problem and this is what i found in the disk drive
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I've found pop tarts in the VCR back in the day, either they were supposed to cook or show up on the TV.
phatmanxxl said:
I've found pop tarts in the VCR back in the day, either they were supposed to cook or show up on the TV.
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Lmao thats a good one!
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phatmanxxl said:
I've found pop tarts in the VCR back in the day, either they were supposed to cook or show up on the TV.
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My blu ray player likes toaster strudels....
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SO thats where your anus was.
Hahaha......
Ok, I'll stop.
Not too long I found 4 disks in the PS3 disk bay. One was a michael jackson album and a sony vaio xp restore disk, and two were games. Also a piece of blade.
Not gadget related, but I woke up from a nap one day to find that my daughter had poured salt all over the carpet. She thought it was a good idea, so I just had to laugh it off. Kids are awesome like that.
estxxas said:
Not gadget related, but I woke up from a nap one day to find that my daughter had poured salt all over the carpet. She thought it was a good idea, so I just had to laugh it off. Kids are awesome like that.
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I swear u wake up to something new everyday with a kid lol!
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so not only did my kid put uranus in my xbox i caught him trying to put change in the cd player in my car lol
estxxas said:
Not gadget related, but I woke up from a nap one day to find that my daughter had poured salt all over the carpet. She thought it was a good idea, so I just had to laugh it off. Kids are awesome like that.
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My 9 y/o daughter decided to mix up a pitcher of Koolaid all by herself and we ended up with sugar and Koolaid all over the kitchen counter. The scariest part of this story is that several days later and red Koolaid stains are still on the counter, refusing to wash off. What the hell are they using for color and what does it do to our stomachs if it doesn't wash off laminated counter?
Blah colors blah work blah death.

The world will end when.....

Post when do you think the world will end(funny or not)
I'll start
The world will end when 'Ban the person above' thread will be locked
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the world will end when xda will be noobfree
the world will end when God comes and smites you all !
The world will end when Oprah drops 80 pounds.
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The world will end when a nokia 3310 breaks
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The world will end when iOS is open source
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iok1 said:
The world will end when a nokia 3310 breaks
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definitly agree
dropped this phone from a 3 story highway over pass without a case and the phone would still make calls and recive calls
still got it replaced though
The world will end when Chuck Norris has had enough.
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iok1 said:
The world will end when iOS is open source
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Ok official the world won't end......
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We all know TWWEW the Vogon Constructor Fleet arrives to clear a route for a new interstellar galactic highway.. & don't tell me you haven't seen the plans......
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The world will end when the calender shows December 2012
The world will end in millions of years when its orbital momentum is overcome by the sun's gravitational pull. Earth will then become part of the sun.
Mankind's time on earth will end with the zombie apocalypse, which has already begun in Miami.
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The world will end when anti-gun nuts realize that they are idiots.
Well said sir. Well said.
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The world will end when aliens decide that they are tired of humans picturing them as small skinny big headed big eyed beings with no sex glands
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apen83 said:
The world will end when aliens decide that they are tired of humans picturing them as small skinny big headed big eyed beings with no sex glands
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this thread will end if members start posting sex jokes
blackberry dominates the smartphone market again
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... when symbian reigns smartphones ...
The world will end when I STOP TAKING MY PHONE TO BED AND START DOING STUFF WITH IT
"Reality Hits You Hard, Bro"
The world will end when XDA ends.
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