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The most obscene thing you'll do for the latest great phone. Keep it PG 13.

I would go out with George Bush as a husband and cheat on him with Mitt Romney
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I'd sit though Al Gore's movie.

I would watch glee followed by high school musical and a justin bieber concert
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I would go out and buy one
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Save money?
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For the sake of the topic, i might steal it if by pure coincidense it would fall of the delivery truck thats suppose to take it to the store(miracle) but i could happen
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Rape a chicken.

I would also kiss Oprah
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Rape a chicken.
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PG13+ kthx
Anyway, I would sit through a Justin Bieber concert an replace all my music with his for a Samsung Galaxy Note.

BodenM said:
PG13+ kthx
Anyway, I would sit through a Justin Bieber concert an replace all my music with his for a Samsung Galaxy Note.
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The Samsung Galaxy Note is pretty friggin' awesome.
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I'd murder somebody with candy....
Justin beiber seems too extreme for me...a phone is not worth listening to that .......******, no offense .....
Oh Oh ill kill him for quadcore HTC phone and my own enjoyment
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I'd break the rules on a PG13 thread!
= What are you even doing asking whether or not you should root your phone on XDA?! =

I'd extend my contract with Rogers an extra 3 years!

I'd go watch all of the twilight movies and confess my love for shiny sissy vampires
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extreme300 said:
I'd extend my contract with Rogers an extra 3 years!
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Oh good lord that's teh worst one yet
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Yup, they've got my trapped for good now. At least until the day comes when I can afford to purchase a phone without a contract or suffer through having the same phone for a whole 3 years... which will never happen!

For a pure google galaxy nexus to work on sprint and for them to have it,
i would go up to a big muscular huge guy and pour soda and throw a plate of nachos on him

The thought of obscene and PG-13 just don't mix with me. I don't think those two words go together.
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So you don't think that kissing Oprah Winfrey is obscene and still PG-13?
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BeardedB said:
So you don't think that kissing Oprah Winfrey is obscene and still PG-13?
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Not the way you have in mind ;D lol
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Most significant achievement(s) in your life?

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no one ? c'mon, this is a good chance to give yourself a pat on the back.
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Roostercruiser said:
Graduated Marine Corps bootcamp, drove a semi in excess of 100 mph and did a 80 ft. cliff jump once- alcohol fueled
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HAHA Super
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idk, I guess after 5years of High School I'm finally on track for Graduation.. And being the only one of my siblings to get this Far in my Education (LOL) and have a plan for when I'm out... USMC!

Lived for 5 months in the mountains of Papua New Guinea back in 2001. One of the most defining events of my life.
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My greatest achievement was the day I saw my son being born. The day I became a father. There's no feeling like it. <3
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My life is immensely boring.
My greatest achievement was being number one in a song on Rock Band 3 for a while, until some people took me out currently ranked 3rd in it.
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Originally building up the balls to ask my current GF of 4 years to go out with me. I'm an extremely shy person when it comes to girls in person, it took every bit of strength to physically get myself to over come my fear of rejection and and ask her. LOL yaaaaa
Also going back to school and acquiring my GED.

My achievement is not quite now but in the near future.. I will become a fully qualified mechanic ( my love of cars has been life long) used to visit my uncles garage when i was 5.. now I'm 19(20 in 2 weeks) I'm working in that same garage
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qaz2453 said:
My achievement is not quite now but in the near future.. I will become a fully qualified mechanic ( my love of cars has been life long) used to visit my uncles garage when i was 5.. now I'm 19(20 in 2 weeks) I'm working in that same garage
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I can relate to your passion. I'm a bike mechanic, and I really enjoy taking something broken and making it work again. Good luck to you. I hope everything works out for you.
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phburks said:
Lived for 5 months in the mountains of Papua New Guinea back in 2001. One of the most defining events of my life.
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Very cool! totally off the grid? Or some luxuries like electricity, plumbing, etc....
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PeartFan40 said:
I can relate to your passion. I'm a bike mechanic, and I really enjoy taking something broken and making it work again. Good luck to you. I hope everything works out for you.
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Thanks ... same to you as well
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Getting to the present day alive and enjoying the most I can each day at a time.

Meeting my girlfriend...that is my biggest achievement...that is true happiness
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Graduated surgeon
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Becoming a father. My daughter is my life and most likely the only reason I'm still alive. My youth was misspent and reckless.
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mrrick said:
Becoming a father. My daughter is my life and most likely the only reason I'm still alive. My youth was misspent and reckless.
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+1
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mrrick said:
My youth was misspent and reckless.
*signed
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No doubt. Im just getting out of my youth with a big idiot sticker on my head
Thank you sir may I please have another.

Roostercruiser said:
Very cool! totally off the grid? Or some luxuries like electricity, plumbing, etc....
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Totally off the grid while in the mountains. Every few weeks we'd make a trip to town for supplies and while there we would stay a day or so in guest housing at a university so that was the chance to take a hot shower and have electricity. Otherwise we lived in a hut, collected rain for water, cooked over a fire, and used a man-made outhouse. I'll try to get some of my photos scanned and uploaded when my day slows down.
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Damn, nothing yet
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High School/middle school (junior high) Stories

Hello XDA members,mods,and noobs who need to go to their mom and tell them that they are sorry for having her telling you youre special and you're not because your a looooosser.
This is a thread were you post all your favorite,amazing,awesome,naughty(clean),bad, worst, horrible, memories about high school and/or middle school.
Im in middle school (junior high)
So ill start with one in middle school this year....I got a front row seat next to the teachers desk because I was flirting with girls on the first day of school (august 21,2012)
I hope some people will share :thumbup:

I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Kelton Rivas said:
I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Hahaha that sucks having them kick u out
So youre going to college to be a doctor?
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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No, I want to be an Engineer. Ideally for electrical because it's one of the broadest degrees of engineering (I've been told the more broad the degree is the more useful it is). I volunteered at the hospital for extracurricular hours, etc
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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stumpyz9 said:
And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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It was a win win.
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i dont remember that far back

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i dont remember that far back
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Trust me, I definitely can't remember what flavor ice cream I had.
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Back in high school in maths class i asked a student if he was feeling moist, really loudly and got sent out of the room and told off by the teacher hehe
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And now you work in icecream
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QuantumFoam said:
And now you work in icecream
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It is my density.
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saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college

YummyLaxatives said:
saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college
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Why u no take pictures?
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Hmm let's see when I was in the 7th grade(middle school) I was dating this girl. We were going out for a while I believe it was 8 months. We decided it wad time to go a little further. So on Valentine's she walked to my house in the middle of the night( she knew where I lived but I didn't know where she did lol). We spent some time together for a couple of hours . Then she would walk back home before her parents would wake up. We did this a couple times then finally got caught. She would use her moms phone to text me and she would take her phone when she came to my house. Well one day her mom woke up early and saw her phone was missing. So she called the phone a bunch of times and then saw that her daughter wasn't home she thought she had run away but she was really still at my house . Well since her parents didnt know we were going out but her parents knew my parents for a long time.......
And that's all for now ill finish this later since I just waisted my time writing this instead of my essay due tomorrow lol
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
It is my destiny.
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FTFY

veeman said:
FTFY
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I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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Grammar Nazis don't watch movies.

Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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.........go on
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my school is giving us ipads

my school is giving us ipads but im not exited about it:/ they should just given us a nexus 7 lol
what good things can i do to that crapy ipad?and does your school ever did this?
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sell it or jailbreak it?

Walk into a samsung service center with your iPad and go on and on about how it's better than the Note 10.1...(it's not, but..just for the lulz..)
Lucky if you walk out alive..

If I were in your case , I would have been happy .
Even though I hate iOS and according to me apple sux
But atleast its better than having nothing
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Is it actually yours or do you return it at the end of the year?

apklike18 said:
my school is giving us ipads but im not exited about it:/ they should just given us a nexus 7 lol
what good things can i do to that crapy ipad?and does your school ever did this?
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Why? Because of this. Do you really think that they're giving you iPad's so you can chat on Facebook and play Rumble?

Jailbreak it, install cydia, etc
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Another Evil Scheme From Apple !!
U Should keep it for Textbooks and School Stuff....

same as usual Apple marketing make their devices look as magical... just grab a kindle fire, go to the school director and tell him "this fire can be used aswell as an ipad, and cost 1/7.. you mindf***** idi**", after this run at home to your parents telling them you will not take exam this year...

First things first, download Plague INC and see if you can kill everybody in the world before the population finds a cure.

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Another Evil Scheme From Apple !!
U Should keep it for Textbooks and School Stuff....
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Definitely use it for school. But, jailbreak it and install cydia, etc
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i can use it whenever i want i can di wht ever i want to it EXEPT jailbreak wich kinda sucks but still ill have a look what fun stuf i could do it And i will give the ipad bacj when im year 10 they shoukd just guven us a nexus 7 its better
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Why? Because of this. Do you really think that they're giving you iPad's so you can chat on Facebook and play Rumble?
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and yea i could
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Install Android on it! I saw it is possible on iphone, so why not on ipad?
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rishabho1 said:
If I were in your case , I would have been happy .
Even though I hate iOS and according to me apple sux
But atleast its better than having nothing
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I agree. I don't like Apple and I wouldn't buy their products, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't accept one for free
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That video makes my day.
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Simple... change the school hahahahaha
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How about just take the ipad and enjoy not having textbooks to carry or maintain. There's probably some kind of universal search within the text too so you don't even have to skim.

I would start wearing shirts with the Android logo on it every day. This is a ploy to get kids in school to get use to the Apple product so that they would be more inclined to buy Apple products. So on that note, I would make a movement to suggest that the school also gives the option of Android devices. And refuse the iPad. Apple is a whore and should be treated as such. No you fools, it needs to be ignored. Whores give you diseases.
And if you do take it. I woold love for you to throw it on the ground!! Lol!
But sadly you would get in trouble. Now, if you some how tripped and broke it. Well, that would be just as funny. And would be considered justice of some sort or another.
Shoved a tomato in my trousers and punched my self in the foot. Cucumbers get fluffy @ the speed of sound.

World Ending [OFF TOPIC]

So, the world is supposably going to end in 43 min.; what are your thoughts on this?

Just thought I'd let everyone know.. still alive.. BRING IT ON WORLD
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Still alive in Texas ^.^
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My world doesn't end for another hour and forty-nine minutes
Prepared for the worst by not preparing at all...but seriously...its kinda impossible to prepare for the end..I mean its the end lol
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That's if there's one :b
On the 12-21-12 .
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Look we're still here and the world didn't end so I'm going to put an end to this thread instead.
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