matter of life and death - Off-topic

i have bought two souvlaki(s). the one is with pork and the other is with chicken.
what to eat first?

LOLWUT?​

M_T_M said:
LOLWUT?​
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I think what he meant that if we don't tell him which one to eat first he will not eat any and starve to death (read the thread title) but if we tell him he'll just do the other choice and live for a few more days.
Apparently some people are so not self dependent that they don't know what to eat next

husam666 said:
I think what he meant that if we don't tell him which one to eat first he will not eat any and starve to death (read the thread title) but if we tell him he'll just do the other choice and live for a few more days.
Apparently some people are so not self dependent that they don't know what to eat next
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No, actually i ate them both! The title was just for fun. You sure went toooo far.
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stamatis16 said:
No, actually i ate them both! The title was just for fun. You sure went toooo far.
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In that case...THIS

I literally lul'd

stamatis16 said:
No, actually i ate them both! The title was just for fun. You sure went toooo far.
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meh, I'm not in the mood to continue on trolling you, you don't seem to deserve it

Haha,
So which one was eaten first? enlighten us

greeky510 said:
Haha,
So which one was eaten first? enlighten us
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the one with chicken

always chicken first. specially if the pork one has tzatziki in it

Put the pork inside the chicken
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pressytcn said:
Put the pork inside the chicken
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you have obviously never eaten a souvlaki before...

pressytcn said:
Put the pork inside the chicken
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yo dawg, I heard you liek food, so we put food inside your food, so you can eat while you eat

MEATCEPTION!!!!!!

pressytcn said:
Put the pork inside the chicken
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no that cant be done....but i may give it a try

stamatis16 said:
no that cant be done....but i may give it a try
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Just remember.... lubrication is your friend.

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Hia, I'm sure there's more threads out there about this, but I just wanted to create my own. So tell me, what's your Quadrant Standard score? Btw, make sure to add your device and tell us if your on a Rom.
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I wouldn't take any notice of them;-)
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Here's mine..
Looks Legit!!
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My Desire Z
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MacaronyMax said:
My Desire Z
Took allooong time, and a trip to the freezer to cool it down because it was melting paint (Literally) Worth it though
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R.I.P, it didn't make it over 5000...
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I_am_Error said:
R.I.P, it didn't make it over 5000...
-Hercules composed this post and threw it at your face to be read-
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:'( Yes may it R.I.P
About to start with my GS2 now
Also no one cheat
I win
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No you don't Try to beat that
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idavid_ said:
No you don't Try to beat that
Edit: image uploading fail. Hold on
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Okay dude
Ok, apparently Drocap2 is being a *****, so I have to run it again So yeah, brb
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Okay dude hahah MIUI is awesome, Menu and Volume down
Is it cheated btw
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Okay dude hahah MIUI is awesome, Menu and Volume down
Is it cheated btw
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Look at the edit And my phone has power and home for screenshots, but for some reason it isn't in InsertCoin
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Meh, I can't upload the image so you can see it, but it says 35793632 I REALLY doubt you can beat that
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Sceptical, you have no proof I can't see also mine xD beat you Dirk!
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Sceptical, you have no proof I can't see also mine xD beat you Dirk!
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I haz a full pic! But XDA is being a ***** and won't let me upload it So I have to use ****ty Tapatalk that resizes pics
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Pics of M_T_M as a schoolboy!!!
Archer said:
Pics of M_T_M as a schoolboy!!!
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Archer. Y U SPAM?
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dexter93 said:
Archer. Y U SPAM?
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I <3 SPAM (and lamp)
Well played M_T_M. well played. I read rules stickies for guidance on how to be a better xda user and this is what I get. I indeed do know the rules, and if im going down so are you. Everyone else is just collateral damage.
THE GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL! I felt like checking out the rules yesterday, and all i got was well..
Well played sir, well played.
I was wondering how long it would take for a thread to be created in response to his thread....
We know no rulez.... cause WE rule
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dexter93 said:
We know no rulez.... cause WE rule
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No you don't
It's chuck norris
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Why thank you peeps.... Just trying to make your stay as happy and fun on this site as possible
Also......I rule ever since all of you lost the game
The funniest thing I've seen MTM do must have been this,
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The funniest thing I've seen MTM do must have been this,
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That was hilarious.....I remember that it took me about three days to stop laughing mate
Thanks for teh memories
Also...this was one of the funniest thing I ever talked about here
M_T_M said:
That was hilarious.....I remember that it took me about three days to stop laughing mate
Thanks for teh memories
Also...this was one of the funniest thing I ever talked about here
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Lol true..
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agent205 said:
No you don't
It's chuck norris
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Nope, Chuck Testa...
This post is regarding something else, but same title. I never was a noob. lol
jaszek said:
This post is regarding something else, but same title. I never was a noob. lol
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Tee-hee
M_T_M said:
Tee-hee
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And stop with the bread fish. it makes me hungry.
M_T_M said:
Tee-hee
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for some strange reason that wont open anymore
my pc is immune to your threat mtm
dexter93 said:
for some strange reason that wont open anymore
my pc is immune to your threat mtm
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tell you what....go here and see if PC is immune

What was your Imaginary Friends name?

Mine was Chucky weird lol
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This place is getting weirder and weirder
LordManhattan said:
This place is getting weirder and weirder
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Man, your imaginary friend had an elaborate name!
lordmanhattan said:
this place is getting weirder and weirder
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absolutely true
God
(somebody had to say it)
Pretend Friend.
Yep, pretty lame. -_- Name was funny when I was a kkid though.
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I wonder iif the OP is talking about the red headed Chucky ffrom the Rugrats.
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Did someone say Chucky?
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Gilbert XD
MTM
T.C.P said:
Gilbert XD
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I just gave you the 1000th thanks.
jaszek said:
I just gave you the 1000th thanks.
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i gave him the 999th
jaszek said:
Did someone say Chucky?
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Nope was talking about this Chucky pretty scary
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Nope, chuck testa.
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LordManhattan said:
Nope, chuck testa.
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i had a group...not just one
they were friends that i used to have at a different school
strange...they living in my head for years
ionno...one day it just stopped
Obviously chuck norris !
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Underwear Over His Head Lad
No?
Just my spare change.
"I don't have an imaginary friend"
NO that was his name and for some odd reason whenever I would call him while it was quiet everyone would look at me weird....
Frank emoclown..... and still is XD
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Favourite Person in the World:)

Who's yr favorite person on Earth...
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It's you again?
You are my favorite person
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Me ofcourse
Sent from...
why do you care where I sent it from??
Who ever locks this thread.
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Me
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People who start threads like this and don't answer their own question in the OP
Dr. Deflecto says:
Let's go a different direction with this here thread.
Least Favourite Person in the World
Mine,
The ahole a few streets over with all junk stored in front of his sh*thole house.
Thats OK said:
Dr. Deflecto says:
Let's go a different direction with this here thread.
Least Favourite Person in the World
Mine,
The ahole a few streets over with all junk stored in front of his sh*thole house.
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So you live in a trailer park?
boborone said:
So you live in a trailer park?
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Lol
Nah...
Not yet anyhoo.
I have a bad habit of thinking people should have respect for their neighbors.
Lol
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Leeroy Jenkins.
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Myself!:cyclops:
Leslie Nielson. George Carlin.
-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
Today:
Guy at DMV that made things easy.
Usually my wife, sometimes my son.
Aside from family or friends, George Carlin is a great choice.
People in my case:
Chris Farley
Will Ferrell
Brittany Murphy
Timothy Leary
H. S. Thompson
Johnny Depp
Einstein
Mattias Duarte
Adam West
Patrick Stewart
Neil deGrasse Tyson
jRi0T68 said:
Usually my wife...
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Not a lie, lol. She doesn't read xda and wouldn't ever know I said it. Usually, she is.
She's funny, sarcastic, highly motivated and intelligent and helps push me toward my goals. Sometimes, though...
jRi0T68 said:
Not a lie, lol. She doesn't read xda and wouldn't ever know I said it. Usually, she is.
She's funny, sarcastic, highly motivated and intelligent and helps push me toward my goals. Sometimes, though...
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Lol, I knew the truth will come out.
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Jesus' driver, Kevin Mahogny.
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Without internet

I came upon this creation.
Click this: http://en.shindanmaker.com/219963
and then type in your name.
Post the results!
My results: It has been a year since the internet's demise... braxton no longer has power in the world.
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Lol, I Think Typing Our Name For That, Sucks... Just Kidding...
I'm sellin clothes with browser icons
Seraz007 said:
I'm sellin clothes with browser icons
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So you can remind people of what life was like with internet. Seems like an A-Hole thing of you to do ?
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Braxton355 said:
So you can remind people of what life was like with internet. Seems like an A-Hole thing of you to do ?
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The thing is, I'll die without the internet so I won't even get a chance to sell clothes
????
It has been a year since the internet's demise... Bob has finished their second album. Hmm I guess I put an album out before ha
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Apparently I have escaped from my shameful past :/
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heavy_metal_man said:
Apparently I have escaped from my shameful past :/
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Thats good and bad lol
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Braxton355 said:
Thats good and bad lol
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Yup, funny thing is it seems to be accurate lol
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Im insane after 1year
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It has been a year since the internet's demise... Zacharry now lives on Mars.
Oddly enough, my family jokes about me being from Mars all the time. That was an odd coincedence.
Bumping this
I can no longer argue with anyone :laugh:
I'm a rock star!
Makes meme posters for friends.
Definitely not gonna happen.
"It has been a year since the internet's demise... Lea is now a LARPer."
Yes and no. The LARPer bit is correct, the becoming one after the demise... Not so much. I've been a LARPer for years.
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I named one of my child Google. :|
Lol.."It has been a year since the internet's demise... enrique has started a club for their fandom. "
i can't reply to this thread
Well here's my diagnosis:
It has been a year since the internet's demise... thomas realizes they were living a lie.
Well based on this equation
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