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This is too funny..

...not to have a thread of it's own!
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/...uched-up-for-my-Moms-work-website-please.aspx
"Please Photoshop my mom...."

OMFG!!
Dirk, I am forever in your debt....
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Rofl
Wonder if anyone had other ideas
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Ha ha ha, that was great!
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These threads crop up from time to time on various forums, and usually get a page or two of funny responses....but that was just EPIC!

This made me lol
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And here's a funny ebay listing that's worth a read:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ssPageName
" You are bidding on a TomTom Go 700
This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels..."
Today is a good day for lulz!

lulz ftw!
This amazing piece of modern tech has some great reviews!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Crystal-Ballpoint-Medium-Point-Black/dp/B000JTOYLS/ref=cm_lmf_tit_4

DirkGently1 said:
And here's a funny ebay listing that's worth a read:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ssPageName
" You are bidding on a TomTom Go 700
This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels..."
Today is a good day for lulz!
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Lmao, that was a funny one Dirk
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johncmolyneux said:
lulz ftw!
This amazing piece of modern tech has some great reviews!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Crystal-Ballpoint-Medium-Point-Black/dp/B000JTOYLS/ref=cm_lmf_tit_4
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"I've found I can chew this pen for at least two working days, rarely do I end up with a mouthful of ink. A+++ highly tasty. It seems you can also write with it too."
There's a whole article on Cracked about this Amazon review phenomenon:
http://www.cracked.com/article_1893...ucts-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html

OMFG! xD
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DirkGently1 said:
"I've found I can chew this pen for at least two working days, rarely do I end up with a mouthful of ink. A+++ highly tasty. It seems you can also write with it too."
There's a whole article on Cracked about this Amazon review phenomenon:
http://www.cracked.com/article_1893...ucts-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html
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Ah now that is nice. I could stay on Amazon all day reading those things!

Good laughs
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/...uched-up-for-my-Moms-work-website-please.aspx
The link is safe for work. Pretty funny.
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Had to try one of my own...

Dirk has a thread about this already...........
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1271184
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Hope she uses on of those on her company profile

Epicness, That is what wwe should turn the photoshopped thread into, but lmao at this guy's

that's awesome, I saw that coming a mile away

@ M_T_M..

What's 86 plus 264?

I'm not really good at math... can someone help me?

42 .

LordManhattan said:
42 .
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It is the answer to all things.
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LordManhattan said:
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Nice inference, but I appear to be alluding to something much more....

You've successfully wasted about and hour of your time for a simple math problem. Congratulations! Its called Google. Or even you're phone lol. Also, its 350.
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invasion2 said:
You've successfully wasted about and hour of your time for a simple math problem. Congratulations! Its called Google. Or even you're phone lol. Also, its 350.
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Did I ever tell you about the time I met the Lochness Monster?

graymonkey44 said:
Did I ever tell you about the time I met the Lochness Monster?
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I need about three fiddy
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I told you not to give that lochness monster no tree fiddy!

Last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur!
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Damn tree fitty... Shoulda offered him a buck o' nine first.
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Answer = 2EA
I just asked Sergei....... Simples!

Elvis is aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of the sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water. We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat, and I said, "Thomas, Thomas, what on earth is that creature?" It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...Oh, it was so scary!...and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?" And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree-fitty."

I dunno. I've never heard of this mystical thing known as plus. Who can explain it?
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Took me a few days but I finally figured it out! Its 86264!

Yuhfhrh said:
Took me a few days but I finally figured it out! Its 86264!
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Meh. Literal addition. Funny.
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jaseglenn4 said:
Meh. Literal addition. Funny.
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Is there anything else besides literal addition? Never heard of illiteral addition... or of the word illiteral actually... And yeah I'm literally typing this because frankly I have nothing better to do! Literally!
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Reaction Time

For a science fair project I'm testing how fast people react based on their age. I need more subjects. I found an app by chingy1788 called Reaction Time that works well. it is free. So if you would post a screenshot along with your age (a range is fine like 45-50, 50-55) Yea, so thanks
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Don't do it, it's a trap

Ill do ot later when i get out of class
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OK ill bite
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Here ya go
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That app is crap. It doesn't register multiple taps, so you can tap like crazy and get results like Sarni without any problems.
But okay, i'm the fastest man in the universe. 1 ms. I'm 25. Contact Guinness!

LordManhattan said:
That app is crap. It doesn't register multiple taps, so you can tap like crazy and get results like Sarni without any problems.
But okay, i'm the fastest man in the universe. 1 ms. I'm 25. Contact Guinness!
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........... hes right the app also gives false readings too

there's always the old fashion way of Scaring Jebus out of someone and timing there facial muscles

htc fan89 said:
there's always the old fashion way of Scaring Jebus out of someone and timing there facial muscles
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True u could try that lol

htc fan89 said:
there's always the old fashion way of Scaring Jebus out of someone and timing there facial muscles
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Hah, and make good use of any front facing camera..

103 years old! I destroyed all of you lazy kids! HA!

103? I bet you're like this then.

LordManhattan said:
103? I bet you're like this then.
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Actually I'm like this!
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Cool! You're Orlando Cole!

LordManhattan said:
Cool! You're Orlando Cole!
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Give or take a few letters!
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you really want to see insane reaction times..
Pull stat data from Star craft 2 "diamond" macro players.

LordManhattan said:
That app is crap. It doesn't register multiple taps, so you can tap like crazy and get results like Sarni without any problems.
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Its not that bad.it works ok for my purposes... And you know of a better app?
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Hah, i haven't exactly looked for another app that does the same thing, so no

20.
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New website

Hi I'm looking to start a real interesting website. It'll have funky pictures and my own opinions all over it. Biased obviously.
One half of the site will be all things android. Like what ROM is the best yo.
I bes like creating a new stylee..it don't matter if there's enough review of android phones/ROM websites on the WWW.I'll add another one to the tally
I'll be bringing my flavour with a funky logo yeah.
Does some mug who is a total noob want to start a website. It doesn't matter if you know me I'm sound yeah.
I like making pointless threads check me aight
I've wasted precious minutes writing this post and you spent a minute reading it. Crazy times ya get me
Peace out. I'm going to start raving about the hottest phone out.yah yah
(How helpthreads in xda should go lol)
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This sounds like a grand idea yo. Bump.
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There is something wrong with you...
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I think archer got lost... probably using apple maps
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^^^^^

It doesn't matter if you know me I'm sound yeah
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Seriously?

This is the reason we need 2 mods. One in Europe and one in Brooklyn, NY in Greenpoint that has no life and stays on XDA until about the time Archer wakes up.

No not seriously lol. I was joking. I don't use English like that. Just wanted to see how many replys more than anything else.
I saw the post by some chap asking for help on a website and thought it was hilarious how the mod shut him down without any replys. Not surprising
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shahrukhraza said:
I think archer got lost... probably using apple maps
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No worries, his sidekick is here.
Thread closed before the trolls take this place over once and for all. :silly:

What do you do/work in?

I'm a little curious as to what you guys do for a living besides being cool people on XDA.
I'm a high school senior, unemployed.

High school junior, unemployed
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Soon to be father, freezer warehouse worker
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Order selector, warehouse man, for Winco Foods.

lowsnamebrand said:
Soon to be father, freezer warehouse worker
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Me too! :thumbup: well, the freezer part. I already have my kids.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.

Freshman in high school. I'm a programmer for an Xbox mod tool and I unlock phones, root, etc. On the side.
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Shawn said:
Freshman in high school. I'm a programmer for an Xbox mod tool and I unlock phones, root, etc. On the side.
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Get paid or just hobby?

Work for uci radiology and family medcine.
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Jay Rock said:
Get paid or just hobby?
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Paid for both, though the programming is way better money.
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Academic Advisor for a college. Pretty interesting, actually...

Sorry, but a similar kind of Thread exists guys : What's your job?

coolsandie said:
Sorry, but a similar kind of Thread exists guys : What's your job?
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Yeah......lets keep discussion like this consolidated as much as possible. Closed.

TeeJay3800 said:
Yeah......lets keep discussion like this consolidated as much as possible. Closed.
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So you're a locksmith?
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conantroutman said:
So you're a locksmith?
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Did I forget to close this thing??
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Did I forget to close this thing??
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Nah you closed it liek a baws.....
I'm just trolling from beyond the lock. I haz teh power, might as well abuse it.
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