This is too funny.. - Off-topic

...not to have a thread of it's own!
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/...uched-up-for-my-Moms-work-website-please.aspx
"Please Photoshop my mom...."

OMFG!!
Dirk, I am forever in your debt....
Edit;
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Rofl
Wonder if anyone had other ideas
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Ha ha ha, that was great!
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These threads crop up from time to time on various forums, and usually get a page or two of funny responses....but that was just EPIC!

This made me lol
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And here's a funny ebay listing that's worth a read:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ssPageName
" You are bidding on a TomTom Go 700
This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels..."
Today is a good day for lulz!

lulz ftw!
This amazing piece of modern tech has some great reviews!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Crystal-Ballpoint-Medium-Point-Black/dp/B000JTOYLS/ref=cm_lmf_tit_4

DirkGently1 said:
And here's a funny ebay listing that's worth a read:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ssPageName
" You are bidding on a TomTom Go 700
This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels..."
Today is a good day for lulz!
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Lmao, that was a funny one Dirk
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johncmolyneux said:
lulz ftw!
This amazing piece of modern tech has some great reviews!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Crystal-Ballpoint-Medium-Point-Black/dp/B000JTOYLS/ref=cm_lmf_tit_4
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"I've found I can chew this pen for at least two working days, rarely do I end up with a mouthful of ink. A+++ highly tasty. It seems you can also write with it too."
There's a whole article on Cracked about this Amazon review phenomenon:
http://www.cracked.com/article_1893...ucts-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html

OMFG! xD
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DirkGently1 said:
"I've found I can chew this pen for at least two working days, rarely do I end up with a mouthful of ink. A+++ highly tasty. It seems you can also write with it too."
There's a whole article on Cracked about this Amazon review phenomenon:
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Ah now that is nice. I could stay on Amazon all day reading those things!

Good laughs
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/...uched-up-for-my-Moms-work-website-please.aspx
The link is safe for work. Pretty funny.
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Had to try one of my own...

Dirk has a thread about this already...........
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1271184
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Hope she uses on of those on her company profile

Epicness, That is what wwe should turn the photoshopped thread into, but lmao at this guy's

that's awesome, I saw that coming a mile away

@ M_T_M..

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What do you smoke?

Whats your favourite ciggarete?for me is walter wolf
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Mine is hickory smoke...on some barbequed ribs.
Hindu kush
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Dried banana peels.
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Luckely nothing! I quit two years ago, and haven't had one since.
YEAH, I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
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Sativa
And I have the last pack now, and when I finish that I am quitting...again. But it was usually L&Ms or Parliaments.
Luckily for me i have never smoked.... i just hate the bloddy smell of it.
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Marlboro reds
Wish I had never started, it's so expensive and does absolutely nothing for me but makes me smell bad, ruins my health, and makes me look generally stupid.
I thought I was so cool and invincible back when I started.
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huggs said:
Marlboro reds
Wish I had never started, it's so expensive and does absolutely nothing for me but makes me smell bad, ruins my health, and makes me look generally stupid.
I thought I was so cool and invincible back when I started.
1,000th post!!
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Mmm, those are all I smoked during my travels in Mexico. To expencive up here tho
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Anything i can my hands on, but i stopped i'll blame it on the bad crowd i used to hang out with
Newport shorts in the box
fleurdelisxliv said:
Newport shorts in the box
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+1
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nat shermans, although I rarely smoke cigarettes.
White (gold) Marlboro
sometimes i do the red one
crack.
for reals though.
Only in Amsterdam
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I smoke a electronic cigarette 24 MG
Meth
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Never smoked anything in my life.
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Y smoke cigarettes when you can smoke weed box of cigarettes is like 10$ bag of weed 10$!
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Reaction Time

For a science fair project I'm testing how fast people react based on their age. I need more subjects. I found an app by chingy1788 called Reaction Time that works well. it is free. So if you would post a screenshot along with your age (a range is fine like 45-50, 50-55) Yea, so thanks
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Don't do it, it's a trap
Ill do ot later when i get out of class
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OK ill bite
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30
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Here ya go
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That app is crap. It doesn't register multiple taps, so you can tap like crazy and get results like Sarni without any problems.
But okay, i'm the fastest man in the universe. 1 ms. I'm 25. Contact Guinness!
LordManhattan said:
That app is crap. It doesn't register multiple taps, so you can tap like crazy and get results like Sarni without any problems.
But okay, i'm the fastest man in the universe. 1 ms. I'm 25. Contact Guinness!
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........... hes right the app also gives false readings too
there's always the old fashion way of Scaring Jebus out of someone and timing there facial muscles
htc fan89 said:
there's always the old fashion way of Scaring Jebus out of someone and timing there facial muscles
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True u could try that lol
htc fan89 said:
there's always the old fashion way of Scaring Jebus out of someone and timing there facial muscles
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Hah, and make good use of any front facing camera..
103 years old! I destroyed all of you lazy kids! HA!
103? I bet you're like this then.
LordManhattan said:
103? I bet you're like this then.
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Actually I'm like this!
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Cool! You're Orlando Cole!
LordManhattan said:
Cool! You're Orlando Cole!
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Give or take a few letters!
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you really want to see insane reaction times..
Pull stat data from Star craft 2 "diamond" macro players.
LordManhattan said:
That app is crap. It doesn't register multiple taps, so you can tap like crazy and get results like Sarni without any problems.
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Its not that bad.it works ok for my purposes... And you know of a better app?
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Hah, i haven't exactly looked for another app that does the same thing, so no
20.
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Who is the Best

I really want to clear my mind on this: WHO IS THE BEST SMART PHONE MANUFACTURER, Apple claim to be the best and the first(to make and sue people on funny things), HTC says the have the most durable, Samsung say the are the next thing.....blah blah blah.... So what do you think. Vote above.... by the way this is just for fun my main aim is to see how many people still like apple after all their childish plays......:good::laugh:
Samsung for hardware
HTC for outer shell
apple for paperweight
its HTC and Samsung,
apple is good as a doorstep or a dog bone
Jbluna said:
Samsung for hardware
HTC for outer shell
apple for paperweight
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That would be a very,very expensive paperweight..
guess who i voted for
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guess who i voted for
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Who????
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strip419 said:
by the way this is just for fun my main aim is to see how many people still like apple after all their childish plays
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Archer strikes again. I go for samsung though. Although i find htc more appealing.
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Archer said:
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Haha that does not mean there are none around dude....
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strip419 said:
Haha that does not mean there are none around dude....
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What's the point of this thread?
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i voted for apple,
they sent me a message threatening me that they'll sue me if i vote for samsung
i vote for bokia
(yea not nokia,bokia)
stamatis16 said:
i vote for bokia
(yea not nokia,bokia)
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darn!, why did'nt i think of that,
apple can't sue me since nokoaia is not a threat to them
Pointless thread is pointless. There is no best as it's all subjective, like everything in life. OP I suggest you use the internet to make your own informed opinion and take it from there.
Thread closed.

New website

Hi I'm looking to start a real interesting website. It'll have funky pictures and my own opinions all over it. Biased obviously.
One half of the site will be all things android. Like what ROM is the best yo.
I bes like creating a new stylee..it don't matter if there's enough review of android phones/ROM websites on the WWW.I'll add another one to the tally
I'll be bringing my flavour with a funky logo yeah.
Does some mug who is a total noob want to start a website. It doesn't matter if you know me I'm sound yeah.
I like making pointless threads check me aight
I've wasted precious minutes writing this post and you spent a minute reading it. Crazy times ya get me
Peace out. I'm going to start raving about the hottest phone out.yah yah
(How helpthreads in xda should go lol)
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This sounds like a grand idea yo. Bump.
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There is something wrong with you...
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I think archer got lost... probably using apple maps
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vizzy said:
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^^^^^
It doesn't matter if you know me I'm sound yeah
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Seriously?
This is the reason we need 2 mods. One in Europe and one in Brooklyn, NY in Greenpoint that has no life and stays on XDA until about the time Archer wakes up.
No not seriously lol. I was joking. I don't use English like that. Just wanted to see how many replys more than anything else.
I saw the post by some chap asking for help on a website and thought it was hilarious how the mod shut him down without any replys. Not surprising
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shahrukhraza said:
I think archer got lost... probably using apple maps
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No worries, his sidekick is here.
Thread closed before the trolls take this place over once and for all. :silly:

Favourite Person in the World:)

Who's yr favorite person on Earth...
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It's you again?
You are my favorite person
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Me ofcourse
Sent from...
why do you care where I sent it from??
Who ever locks this thread.
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Me
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People who start threads like this and don't answer their own question in the OP
Dr. Deflecto says:
Let's go a different direction with this here thread.
Least Favourite Person in the World
Mine,
The ahole a few streets over with all junk stored in front of his sh*thole house.
Thats OK said:
Dr. Deflecto says:
Let's go a different direction with this here thread.
Least Favourite Person in the World
Mine,
The ahole a few streets over with all junk stored in front of his sh*thole house.
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So you live in a trailer park?
boborone said:
So you live in a trailer park?
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Lol
Nah...
Not yet anyhoo.
I have a bad habit of thinking people should have respect for their neighbors.
Lol
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Leeroy Jenkins.
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Myself!:cyclops:
Leslie Nielson. George Carlin.
-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
Today:
Guy at DMV that made things easy.
Usually my wife, sometimes my son.
Aside from family or friends, George Carlin is a great choice.
People in my case:
Chris Farley
Will Ferrell
Brittany Murphy
Timothy Leary
H. S. Thompson
Johnny Depp
Einstein
Mattias Duarte
Adam West
Patrick Stewart
Neil deGrasse Tyson
jRi0T68 said:
Usually my wife...
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Not a lie, lol. She doesn't read xda and wouldn't ever know I said it. Usually, she is.
She's funny, sarcastic, highly motivated and intelligent and helps push me toward my goals. Sometimes, though...
jRi0T68 said:
Not a lie, lol. She doesn't read xda and wouldn't ever know I said it. Usually, she is.
She's funny, sarcastic, highly motivated and intelligent and helps push me toward my goals. Sometimes, though...
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Lol, I knew the truth will come out.
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Jesus' driver, Kevin Mahogny.
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