What do you smoke? - Off-topic

Whats your favourite ciggarete?for me is walter wolf
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Mine is hickory smoke...on some barbequed ribs.

Hindu kush
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Dried banana peels.
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Luckely nothing! I quit two years ago, and haven't had one since.
YEAH, I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
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Sativa
And I have the last pack now, and when I finish that I am quitting...again. But it was usually L&Ms or Parliaments.

Luckily for me i have never smoked.... i just hate the bloddy smell of it.
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Marlboro reds
Wish I had never started, it's so expensive and does absolutely nothing for me but makes me smell bad, ruins my health, and makes me look generally stupid.
I thought I was so cool and invincible back when I started.
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huggs said:
Marlboro reds
Wish I had never started, it's so expensive and does absolutely nothing for me but makes me smell bad, ruins my health, and makes me look generally stupid.
I thought I was so cool and invincible back when I started.
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Mmm, those are all I smoked during my travels in Mexico. To expencive up here tho
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Anything i can my hands on, but i stopped i'll blame it on the bad crowd i used to hang out with

Newport shorts in the box

fleurdelisxliv said:
Newport shorts in the box
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+1
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nat shermans, although I rarely smoke cigarettes.

White (gold) Marlboro
sometimes i do the red one

crack.
for reals though.

Only in Amsterdam
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I smoke a electronic cigarette 24 MG

Meth
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Never smoked anything in my life.
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Y smoke cigarettes when you can smoke weed box of cigarettes is like 10$ bag of weed 10$!
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Related

This is too funny..

...not to have a thread of it's own!
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/...uched-up-for-my-Moms-work-website-please.aspx
"Please Photoshop my mom...."
OMFG!!
Dirk, I am forever in your debt....
Edit;
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Rofl
Wonder if anyone had other ideas
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Ha ha ha, that was great!
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These threads crop up from time to time on various forums, and usually get a page or two of funny responses....but that was just EPIC!
This made me lol
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And here's a funny ebay listing that's worth a read:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ssPageName
" You are bidding on a TomTom Go 700
This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels..."
Today is a good day for lulz!
lulz ftw!
This amazing piece of modern tech has some great reviews!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Crystal-Ballpoint-Medium-Point-Black/dp/B000JTOYLS/ref=cm_lmf_tit_4
DirkGently1 said:
And here's a funny ebay listing that's worth a read:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ssPageName
" You are bidding on a TomTom Go 700
This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels..."
Today is a good day for lulz!
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Lmao, that was a funny one Dirk
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johncmolyneux said:
lulz ftw!
This amazing piece of modern tech has some great reviews!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Crystal-Ballpoint-Medium-Point-Black/dp/B000JTOYLS/ref=cm_lmf_tit_4
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"I've found I can chew this pen for at least two working days, rarely do I end up with a mouthful of ink. A+++ highly tasty. It seems you can also write with it too."
There's a whole article on Cracked about this Amazon review phenomenon:
http://www.cracked.com/article_1893...ucts-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html
OMFG! xD
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DirkGently1 said:
"I've found I can chew this pen for at least two working days, rarely do I end up with a mouthful of ink. A+++ highly tasty. It seems you can also write with it too."
There's a whole article on Cracked about this Amazon review phenomenon:
http://www.cracked.com/article_1893...ucts-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html
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Ah now that is nice. I could stay on Amazon all day reading those things!
Good laughs
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/...uched-up-for-my-Moms-work-website-please.aspx
The link is safe for work. Pretty funny.
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Had to try one of my own...
Dirk has a thread about this already...........
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1271184
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Hope she uses on of those on her company profile
Epicness, That is what wwe should turn the photoshopped thread into, but lmao at this guy's
that's awesome, I saw that coming a mile away
@ M_T_M..

What's your drink of choice?

OK so I'm bored out of my skull and there are no more questions in q&a that I can answer, so I thought I'd start this.
So what's your drink of choice?
Mine is Gin & Tonic, my girlfriend thinks I'm a closet homo because of it lol but I really enjoy the taste.
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Beer beer and more beer
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Mr. Daniels is a good man.
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Red bulllll
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Red bulllll
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When we mean "Drink" we mean alcoholic beverages haha
Coffee, earl grey tea, milk, whiskey, and dark beer
I'm partial to whiskey as of late, but will drink whatever I'm buying for the ladies.
Disclaimer: This is not advice. It is just something that fell from between my ears.
Double post sorry
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boborone said:
Coffee, earl grey tea, milk, whiskey, and dark beer
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Not all together I hope, can imagine that would taste quite funky haha
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second coffee.
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Not all together I hope, can imagine that would taste quite funky haha
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Now that I'm looking at it, it's not far off from some Irish car bomb spin off.
I'm not testing it though
I've just discovered the power of coffee.
Beer: Belgian wheats ( blue moon, shocktop,ect)
Harder: makers mark, captn and cokes
Overall drink of choice: long island iced tea
Jack and coke with some coke on the side.
Guinness, Heineken, Corona, Lech, Brooklyn Lager, and other great beers.
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With a Michelob chaser.
(yes I know, very 1980's)
Beer - Sierra Nevada PA
Reg. Refreshments - Coffee, water
And I love me a good Gin & Tonic!
Vesper martini
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OK well I just put some whiskey in my earl grey. Awesome! Like it with coffee. Oh I got more experimenting to do.
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Light beer....and tons of it. My experimenting days are over.
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Grolsch premium dutch lager
Bushmills Irish whiskey
wator..pleen wator.

What are you eating?

We all know food is great, and its probably my second favorite thing after android . Tonight, I'm eating indian food :good:.
So what are you eating for breakfast/lunch/dinner/dessert/midnight snack/etc.? I!m interested to know an need ideas for more delicious eating
try "nasi padang" with "rendang" ! it is very delicious meal. yum yum :9
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I am thinking about getting Japanese style curry for dinner.
Posted by mah spudtacular potato.
hmm, I'm not too familiar with japanese foods. my favourite is teriyaki
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Potatoes, I guess
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Nothing right now.
EDIT: Deleted the suggestion.
I eat rice and noodles pretty much almost everyday unless I go out to eat.
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vaderx10minipro said:
Nothing right now. And seriously, soon there will be threads like ''What did you poop out today''?
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You really had to suggest that given the moronic attitudes of half the people on here nowadays?
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I always have cornflakes for breakfast and a nature valley bar for lunch
And pure crap for dinner(mcdonalds, burger king, etc)
Im trying to change that now
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Nothing
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trying to cut on rice lately. mostly sandwiches.
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1 cup of Egg whites and
2 oz of red beans.... 32oz of water. 2 cups of black coffee
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Since there are PLENTY of food threads already around, I'm eating this one...
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM...
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What brand of shoes do you wear?

As topic says I am wondering what brand shoes everyone wears.....I used to wear nothing but air walk until their quality started to go down hill....now I only wear vans.
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Hushpuppie loafers, air walk sneakers, SWAT style boots from a different company each time (they break easy)
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Keen, Clarks, Merrell, Nike iD...
Loves me some Chuck Taylors. Also just bought a pair of Onitsuka Tigers, and they are damn comfy.
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Chuck Taylor, Vision Streetwear,
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
Chuck Taylor's, PF flyers, Vans.
Crocs.
JK those are like the sweatpants of shoes.
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Crocs.
JK those are like the sweatpants of shoes.
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I think you mean these.
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Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
My dress shoes are black leather chuck Taylor
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I was forced to wear orange crocs in jail
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I'll have you know some of those are pretty snazzy.
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I think you mean these.
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Freddie Mercury impersonators????
85gallon said:
Freddie Mercury impersonators????
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In totally awesome pants, why yes!
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
Adidas Superstars 2 usually. Now I have Nike Skeet.
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I was forced to wear orange crocs in jail
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Were you lucky enough to get ones that fit, and werent trashed to hell and back?
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I was forced to wear orange crocs in jail
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I would have preferred crocs over non-skid socks they give you in a behavioral center. Ugly or not.
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umm.. Nikes.
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
Got these guys on Friday.
That is a sharp bead spread.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
Glad I can make an OT topic that archer hasn't killed by now lol
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Favourite Person in the World:)

Who's yr favorite person on Earth...
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It's you again?
You are my favorite person
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Me ofcourse
Sent from...
why do you care where I sent it from??
Who ever locks this thread.
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Me
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People who start threads like this and don't answer their own question in the OP
Dr. Deflecto says:
Let's go a different direction with this here thread.
Least Favourite Person in the World
Mine,
The ahole a few streets over with all junk stored in front of his sh*thole house.
Thats OK said:
Dr. Deflecto says:
Let's go a different direction with this here thread.
Least Favourite Person in the World
Mine,
The ahole a few streets over with all junk stored in front of his sh*thole house.
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So you live in a trailer park?
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So you live in a trailer park?
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Lol
Nah...
Not yet anyhoo.
I have a bad habit of thinking people should have respect for their neighbors.
Lol
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Leeroy Jenkins.
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Myself!:cyclops:
Leslie Nielson. George Carlin.
-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
Today:
Guy at DMV that made things easy.
Usually my wife, sometimes my son.
Aside from family or friends, George Carlin is a great choice.
People in my case:
Chris Farley
Will Ferrell
Brittany Murphy
Timothy Leary
H. S. Thompson
Johnny Depp
Einstein
Mattias Duarte
Adam West
Patrick Stewart
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Usually my wife...
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Not a lie, lol. She doesn't read xda and wouldn't ever know I said it. Usually, she is.
She's funny, sarcastic, highly motivated and intelligent and helps push me toward my goals. Sometimes, though...
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Not a lie, lol. She doesn't read xda and wouldn't ever know I said it. Usually, she is.
She's funny, sarcastic, highly motivated and intelligent and helps push me toward my goals. Sometimes, though...
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Lol, I knew the truth will come out.
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Jesus' driver, Kevin Mahogny.
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