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Crackberry for Crackheads?

Who else hates Crackberries?
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htc fan89 said:
Who else hates Crackberries?
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+1 Right here, they are WAY behind in times as far as smartphones go. But I guess they are good for business. I GUESS......

I like crack.

Purple Drama Llama said:
I like crack.
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I always had a feeling you did. Who else makes Llamas purple?! Damn crackheads....

Purple Drama Llama said:
I like crack.
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htc fan89 said:
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XD hahahah Lamas are kind

htc fan89 said:
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LMAO!!!!!!!!
@Maxey, Llamas will spit at you, that doesn't sound kind

twitch153 said:
LMAO!!!!!!!!
@Maxey, Llamas will spit at you, that doesn't sound kind
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no they dont

MacaronyMax said:
no they dont
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EWW! Bad Llama xD

MacaronyMax said:
EWW! Bad Llama xD
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Dont dis llamas. We spit (on you)

Purple Drama Llama said:
Dont dis llamas. We spit (on you)
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Damn... looking for a pet that swallows...

sakai4eva said:
Damn... looking for a pet that swallows...
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Well, this IS Llama....according to him he can multitask, so whose to say he can't do both? haha
-10 post limit for off-topic!-

twitch153 said:
Well, this IS Llama....according to him he can multitask, so whose to say he can't do both? haha
-10 post limit for off-topic!-
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I want a pet that doesn't hump my dates if I bring them back to my house... Probably a dog that isn't too cute. The last time that happened, she spent more time with the dog than she realized. He went out the door pretty soon*.
*Who am I kidding? I loved the guy.

The "photoshopped" image thread

This was inevitable. It was as inevitable as Smith and Neo.
Get a picture and "photoshop" it in an obvious manner.
Post it here.
Win.
Mod Edit: **Same rules apply with pictures, please watch your language. ~TRM**

dexter93 said:
dammit.. you got me... i was going to do it test thread style
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xD Oops, Should I split them up

Oh my Avatar is one
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MacaronyMax said:
Oh my Avatar is one
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hey.. thats nice one

MacaronyMax said:
Oh my Avatar is one
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Nice

Thanks I'd thank you both but I've ran out for today, Will asap

MacaronyMax said:
Thanks I'd thank you both but I've ran out for today, Will asap
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is there a thanks limit?

DirkGently1 said:
..how about a stickied, consolidated Image Thread for OT?
Until then....
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I agree xD Also lmao
dexter93 said:
is there a thanks limit?
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5 a day

*waits for dexter to see my post *

MacaronyMax said:
I agree xD Also lmao
5 a day
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well thats something i hadnt noticed.... see im so ungrateful i never thank anyone

What max really likes to drink on a Friday night...

DirkGently1 said:
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Lmao Can't complain, They're pretty nice
@Dex , Ahhh

DirkGently1 said:
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naa, Not atall, I was there

MacaronyMax said:
Lmao Can't complain, They're pretty nice
@Dex , Ahhh
View attachment 705761
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imsoooo bored to ps anything

Actually, this is NOT photoshopped.

sygeek said:
Actually, this is NOT photoshopped.
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Bizarre! It does look SO photoshopped!

johncmolyneux said:
Bizarre! It does look SO photoshopped!
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Nature's trolling us buddy.

[Q] is Archer an Archer for real?

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title says it all, wish i didn't have to type this.

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Ask him

He bans noobs with his banbow and banarrows.

Sent from my coffee pot.

Archer said:
Ask him
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I Think, I've seen you before. Do you happen to wear tights?

Is that an arrow in his pocket or is he just happy to see you?

Archer said:
Ask him
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Looks awesome!

Archer said:
Ask him
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I think this should be Archer's new avatar.
Add a poll for this thread with yay or nay

jaszek said:
I think this should be Archer's new avatar.
Add a poll for this thread with yay or nay
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This is meaningful stuff. Sticky

jaszek said:
I think this should be Archer's new avatar.
Add a poll for this thread with yay or nay
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Le wild poll appears

He definitely wears tights, I know this for a fact......
Don't ask.....

jaszek said:
I think this should be Archer's new avatar.
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I think he should use the exploding chicken arrows from Redneck Rampage.

85gallon said:
I think he should use the exploding chicken arrows from Redneck Rampage.
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+1

You two better vote nao or yer posts shall be vanished or so help me.....

M_T_M said:
You two better vote nao or yer posts shall be vanished or so help me.....
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Who two?

You and teh gallon guy
QuantumFoam said:
Who two?
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Pfft......haterz gonna hate

M_T_M said:
You and teh gallon guy
Pfft......haterz gonna hate
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Can't vote....Tapatalk ...

I voted Yes.

Bricked potato while trying to install Jelly Bean

Didn't taste good too.. Any ideas
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus (Jelly Bean)

Another "can't root my toaster" parody? .....
Sent from my HTC Sensation

What root my toaster
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus (Jelly Bean)

in before archer

Just to take a risk: in before vanessaem?
Sent from my HTC Sensation

I'm betting on before the scot.

archer is most probably asleep. so vanessa/scot/ctm will do it

dexter93 said:
archer is most probably asleep. so vanessa/scot/ctm will do it
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By the scot i meant CTM. lol

jaszek said:
By the scot i meant CTM. lol
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heh.. confused him with the_scotsman

dexter93 said:
heh.. confused him with the_scotsman
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I dont thing the_scotsman is from scotland. I think he's from upside own land

jaszek said:
I dont thing the_scotsman is from scotland. I think he's from upside own land
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yeah, he's from "down under". but scot refers to him more than ctm ( nick-wise at least).
heh, **** this. too late to analyze that mess...

Ib4vanessaem
Sent from a thingymajig that sends things.

Next years model has more RAM.
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INB4 Archer,Vannesaem and CTM : oldcool:
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WiredPirate said:
Next years model has more RAM.
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“Oh hi, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO… clap clap clap… oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing, at least we have that.”

jaszek said:
“Oh hi, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO… clap clap clap… oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing, at least we have that.”
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Make sure to install GlaDOS kernel on it
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus (Jelly Bean)

Happens every time...

StormMcCloud said:
Happens every time...
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LOL NICE
Sent from my Galaxy Nexus (Jelly Bean)

jaszek said:
By the scot i meant CTM. lol
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I'm English btw, I just stay up here for the haggis.
Anyway, what do I win for closing this first?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
I'm English btw, I just stay up here for the haggis.
Anyway, what do I win for closing this first?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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You win a free potato.

{[(OffTopic)]} The League Of Extraordinary.....

This general topic for all those seeking extra ordinary views of Android.​
Funny is a state of mind, while humor is a difficult concept in some areas... Please let funny reign here​
RC's will be in and out with any questions you may have regarding.........​
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well for one thing,
android still can't do my laundry and wash my dog

deathnotice01 said:
well for one thing,
android still can't do my laundry and wash my dog
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Android needs more ponies.
Sent from my LTEvo.

StormMcCloud said:
Android needs more ponies.
Sent from my LTEvo.
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StormMcCloud said:
Android needs more ponies.
Sent from my LTEvo.
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it needs pies too

I still want a phone with a FRICkin laser beam.

85gallon said:
I still want a phone with a FRICkin laser beam.
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this seems legit

A built in laser sword and shield would also be apreciated

85gallon said:
I still want a phone with a FRICkin laser beam.
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http://goo.gl/YbhpK

WiredPirate said:
http://goo.gl/YbhpK
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yea right,
the only thing that sucks about it is the fact its for iphone

deathnotice01 said:
yea right,
the only thing that sucks about it is the fact its for iphone
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True, but it's exactly what you asked for. Next time be more specific. jk

WiredPirate said:
True, but it's exactly what you asked for. Next time be more specific. jk
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it was the other guy not me,
all i want is pies

deathnotice01 said:
it was the other guy not me,
all i want is pies
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Err, my bad. Exactly what *he asked for.
Here you go:
Set as your background.

deathnotice01 said:
it was the other guy not me,
all i want is pies
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You'll get no pies.....and like it.
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.

Babydoll25 said:
You'll get no pies.....and like it.
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.
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nvm...:crying:
Trolling via Tapatalk 2, on my GNote...

^^^^I suggest you edit that pic before a mod removes it.
#Justsayin
HTC One X running Viper ROM and Faux kernel....

If this is a "features you want to see in Android" (whether serious or not) then there's already a thread for that.
If it's not for that...
Errr..... Well it's like..... I mean..... errr.......
I really don't know what to say. I'll just do "the usual".
Thread closed.