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Crackberry for Crackheads?

Who else hates Crackberries?
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htc fan89 said:
Who else hates Crackberries?
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+1 Right here, they are WAY behind in times as far as smartphones go. But I guess they are good for business. I GUESS......

I like crack.

Purple Drama Llama said:
I like crack.
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I always had a feeling you did. Who else makes Llamas purple?! Damn crackheads....

Purple Drama Llama said:
I like crack.
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htc fan89 said:
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XD hahahah Lamas are kind

htc fan89 said:
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LMAO!!!!!!!!
@Maxey, Llamas will spit at you, that doesn't sound kind

twitch153 said:
LMAO!!!!!!!!
@Maxey, Llamas will spit at you, that doesn't sound kind
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no they dont

MacaronyMax said:
no they dont
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EWW! Bad Llama xD

MacaronyMax said:
EWW! Bad Llama xD
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Dont dis llamas. We spit (on you)

Purple Drama Llama said:
Dont dis llamas. We spit (on you)
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Damn... looking for a pet that swallows...

sakai4eva said:
Damn... looking for a pet that swallows...
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Well, this IS Llama....according to him he can multitask, so whose to say he can't do both? haha
-10 post limit for off-topic!-

twitch153 said:
Well, this IS Llama....according to him he can multitask, so whose to say he can't do both? haha
-10 post limit for off-topic!-
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I want a pet that doesn't hump my dates if I bring them back to my house... Probably a dog that isn't too cute. The last time that happened, she spent more time with the dog than she realized. He went out the door pretty soon*.
*Who am I kidding? I loved the guy.

Man, how can you let yourself go like that?

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. . .

It's easy, especially when that's not even half as bad as half the teenagers in my school...
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

I let myself go.
How i used to look:
How i look now:

She's skinny compared to
THIS <-----
NSFW! Not safe if you're eating!

this is exactly how I look like in real life!!
Photo of me

husam666 said:
this is exactly how I look like in real life!!
Photo of me
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No! This is me
Sent from my HTC Desire

husam666 said:
this is exactly how I look like in real life!!
Photo of me
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dexter93 said:
No! This is me
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actually thats me

Identical triplets? What an odd way to meet each other!

BazookaAce said:
Identical triplets? What an odd way to meet each other!
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LMAO, ya it is!!!

LMAO did you just take a picture of some random fat lady? LOL
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BazookaAce said:
She's skinny compared to
THIS <-----
NSFW! Not safe if you're eating!
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Oh god... How the hell can you let yourself go like that? When the scale reads "500lbs", wouldn't that be a wake up call?
conqu1stador said:
LMAO did you just take a picture of some random fat lady? LOL
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lol yea. I was sitting waiting, and she came along and sat across from me.

BazookaAce said:
Identical triplets? What an odd way to meet each other!
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Lol yes, but we chose to live in 3 different continents
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IMPORTANT OFF TOPIC SHOCKING NEWS!!

Dexter isn't just a troll...........
He actually does stuff.......................
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trololololololol........

conantroutman said:
Dexter isn't just a troll...........
He actually does stuff.......................
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why not? i guess he enjoys the off topic while drinking his coffe(@dexter[he will understand]φραπεδακι?φραπεδακι?..γιατι οχι ε? χαχα ) but it seems he really work hard!

A troll with dev powers...that's Unpossible

Congrats Dexter xD

Mind = blown
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I knew that.
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Congrads dex.
Sent from my DROIDX

Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

m1l4droid said:
Fixed it for ya...
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Creat?
- this sig is just so I don't have to write 10char when on my phone -

m1l4droid said:
I failed..
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I'm used to it
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m1l4droid said:
I failed..
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We'll let you off this time....
Also, where the hell is Dexter??
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
We'll let you off this time....
Also, where the hell is Dexter??
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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He posted about the portal in the banana thread. Said it was crazy having the attention. Don't think he's seen this
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Wait. Dexter? Maybe there's a Dexter92 and a Dexter 93. That means I'm the only one in OT that doesn't do important stuff. Like mod, or do **** for the phone.

jaszek said:
Wait. Dexter? Maybe there's a Dexter92 and a Dexter 93. That means I'm the only one in OT that doesn't do important stuff. Like mod, or do **** for the phone.
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Well, you and M_T_M.....
Trolololololol
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Well, you and M_T_M.....
Trolololololol
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Well M_T_M has mod powers, and uses them to redirect threads which I can't do. lol

conantroutman said:
Well, you and M_T_M.....
Trolololololol
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I'm both socked an appalled by this post
I demand a duel!! say high noon by the Orchid tree on Cherishtock Hill by the castle
Swords or pistols...your choice!!

M_T_M said:
I'm both socked an appalled by this post
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shocked that you don't do anything or shocked someone noticed
hahahahahha

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well for one thing,
android still can't do my laundry and wash my dog

deathnotice01 said:
well for one thing,
android still can't do my laundry and wash my dog
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Android needs more ponies.
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StormMcCloud said:
Android needs more ponies.
Sent from my LTEvo.
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StormMcCloud said:
Android needs more ponies.
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it needs pies too

I still want a phone with a FRICkin laser beam.

85gallon said:
I still want a phone with a FRICkin laser beam.
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this seems legit

A built in laser sword and shield would also be apreciated

85gallon said:
I still want a phone with a FRICkin laser beam.
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http://goo.gl/YbhpK

WiredPirate said:
http://goo.gl/YbhpK
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yea right,
the only thing that sucks about it is the fact its for iphone

deathnotice01 said:
yea right,
the only thing that sucks about it is the fact its for iphone
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True, but it's exactly what you asked for. Next time be more specific. jk

WiredPirate said:
True, but it's exactly what you asked for. Next time be more specific. jk
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it was the other guy not me,
all i want is pies

deathnotice01 said:
it was the other guy not me,
all i want is pies
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Err, my bad. Exactly what *he asked for.
Here you go:
Set as your background.

deathnotice01 said:
it was the other guy not me,
all i want is pies
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You'll get no pies.....and like it.
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.

Babydoll25 said:
You'll get no pies.....and like it.
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.
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nvm...:crying:
Trolling via Tapatalk 2, on my GNote...

^^^^I suggest you edit that pic before a mod removes it.
#Justsayin
HTC One X running Viper ROM and Faux kernel....

If this is a "features you want to see in Android" (whether serious or not) then there's already a thread for that.
If it's not for that...
Errr..... Well it's like..... I mean..... errr.......
I really don't know what to say. I'll just do "the usual".
Thread closed.

Android next candy name contest

Forget about it. I found it at the search. Need to be closed.

The next name will be "Karamba, use the ****ing search function"

LOL, I don't really like to use Tapatalk search function. Gonna do this next time. Thread closed please?
Sent from the future with my holographic phone

Potato. /thread

Naa leave it open for the trolls lol
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I said it was an error. Learned the lesson. Gonna search next time.
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gabriel2anjos said:
I said it was an error. Learned the lesson. Gonna search next time.
Sent from the future with my holographic phone
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We know OP but if you didn't get trolled at least a little for your mistake then the world would plunge into anarchy.

StormMcCloud said:
We know OP but if you didn't get trolled at least a little for your mistake then the world would plunge into anarchy.
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Hi, welcome to Costco.
Sent from your mom.

Archer on vacation? People don't work on Sundays? No lock Sundays? OPEN ALL IB4L THREADS!!!!!
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I feel so much better about myself now. I made a noob feel bad
*YOUR AD HERE*

Danial723 said:
Archer on vacation? People don't work on Sundays? No lock Sundays? OPEN ALL IB4L THREADS!!!!!
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jaszek said:
I feel so much better about myself now. I made a noob feel bad
*YOUR AD HERE*
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Good work sir. You get a gold star for the day.

StormMcCloud said:
Good work sir. You get a gold star for the day.
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A gold star may not get Jas' attention, but Goldschlager might.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
A gold star may not get Jas' attention, but Goldschlager might.
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What do you think the gold star is filled with?

StormMcCloud said:
What do you think the gold star is filled with?
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Hmm, alrighty then, it'll work.
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Have you people never heard of time zones and sleep?
Don't need an explanation for this one as even the OP knows he did wrong.
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