TED is Real - Off-topic

This movie looks like it can be really good or really bad.
I laughed quite a bit watching the trailer despite the crude humor. Enjoy
Work warning this trailer is rather liberal. You've been warned. Otherwise it's good times.

I watching... Seens like as normal video. After 0:45 wtf? Teddy? They singing in bed o.0?
Wysłano z Gio

Haha, I love it.

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I don't know what to say.

I like this Ted better.
http://vimeo.com/m/1257234
Sent from my coffee pot.

It does look like it could be awesome - potentially very funny.
I love it when writers have original ideas
I'll still watch it though. If you're gonna be inspired by something to the point of copy it (in a lot of ways), I can certainly think of worse things to copy!

Archer said:
It does look like it could be awesome - potentially very funny.
I love it when writers have original ideas
I'll still watch it though. If you're gonna be inspired by something to the point of copy it (in a lot of ways), I can certainly think of worse things to copy!
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In Willard, the guy is depressed, and his pet looks like a human. Also Ted has Mila Kunis <3
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jaszek said:
In Willard, the guy is depressed, and his pet looks like a human. Also Ted has Mila Kunis <3
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Sure, there's plenty of differences between Ted and Wilfred I'm just saying there's plenty of similarities. One of the first things we see is him smoking a bong, and we see him going dark (albeit playful) and smacking Mark Wahlberg about. And I also assume that no-one but Mark Wahlberg sees him as anything more than just a Teddy Bear, but that's an assumption.
Either way it definitely looks worth watching.

Archer said:
Sure, there's plenty of differences between Ted and Wilfred I'm just saying there's plenty of similarities. One of the first things we see is him smoking a bong, and we see him going dark (albeit playful) and smacking Mark Wahlberg about. And I also assume that no-one but Mark Wahlberg sees him as anything more than just a Teddy Bear, but that's an assumption.
Either way it definitely looks worth watching.
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I wonder who copied Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

You guys remember this guy?

jaszek said:
I wonder who copied Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
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lol - that's stretching it a bit.

Archer said:
lol - that's stretching it a bit.
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How. It's a towel that smokes weed. I don't think that CAN be stretched enough. lol

jaszek said:
How. It's a towel that smokes weed. I don't think that CAN be stretched enough. lol
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Yeah, that's just ridiculous. Everyone knows towels are into mescaline.

Product F(RED) said:
I don't know what to say.
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haha. plus one to that.

Related

Britain's Got Talent

Anybody else watch the show? I'm not British but after i saw Boyle's first performance, i started watching the show. I watched the performances on Youtube and became extremely addicted to it then found a live stream but i'm still upset that she didn't win. I thought Diversity was flat out amazing and their performace was jaw-dropping and much better to that of Flawless'.
Anybody else upset she didn't win?
well imo she wasnt that outstanding, she was a good singer i thoink the reason she was so well liked was because she looked like she did and the voice didnt match, in these shows i only watch the auditions anyway, just to watch to idiots
but two thing pissed me off this year
1, the young girl who sung alicia keys getting booted in the early stages
2 simon cowell whinging at the guy who played on a guitar that lit up, even though he got that queen song rather well
my coclusion its a fix and simon cowell is probably still breast fed
Boyle was just someone fugly who could sing nothing more. Diversity were something special though, they were perfectly in time and were literally flawless. If you watched her expression Boyle was happier thatr she didnt win because she felt she didnt deserve it...
-PiLoT- said:
2 simon cowell whinging at the guy who played on a guitar that lit up, even though he got that queen song rather well
my coclusion its a fix and simon cowell is probably still breast fed
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Simon Cowell is a talentless bastard.
l3v5y said:
Simon Cowell is a talentless bastard.
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LOL
(doh! the 10 chars limit)
ather90 said:
LOL
(doh! the 10 chars limit)
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Just found this.
l3v5y said:
Just found this.
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that kid reminds me of someone....
ather90 said:
that kid reminds me of someone....
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I'm not afraid of owls!
And where's mike when you need inappropriate images?
Simon Cowell is a multi..multi..millionaire " talentless bastard "
And is " breast fed " by her.
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What are we doing wrong ?
you think britain's got talent?? check out this
Pakistan Got Talent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TWf7IeAas0
Mike is the X factor!!!!​
sorry about the blatant image shoddiness im geting used to gimp
I thought Susan was going to win, but there were a few things that hurt her chances. Personally, I didn't think her semi-final performance was that great, and she had some incident where she threatened to leave the show.
I thought the little girl Holly who started crying was BS. And was surprised Simon allowed her to go again, the guy who sang high, Greg, should have one that, but that's me I guess.
For the finals, Diversity's performance was probably the best dance routine I've ever seen, the guy who came up with that is a genius.
But I have to say Stavros Flatley was probably my favorite though.
tabloids dont report a lot
The Diversity's performance was a stunning dance routine! They deserved to win...
Completely agree Mike. I thought that he prelim (first act) was what got her to the finals, not so much her semi-finals performance. Not sure what went behind the scenese and with all these headlines about her "Boyling" over, but she seemed like a confident naive woman. Sucks that she's in a clinic so shortly after her performance :|.

Are you jealous of my new phone?!?!?!?

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Traded my out dated ugly old HD2 for this baby jealous much
Not really...but you better get a trailer to carry it around
galaxys said:
Not really...but you better get a trailer to carry it around
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is that a time bomb controller
mally2 said:
is that a time bomb controller
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Lol yeah it looks like it!
galaxys said:
Not really...but you better get a trailer to carry it around
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LOL! Wish i could have his old phone
wow i would trade my hd2 for it cause this thing is so high-tec!
a touch screen on this thing at that 'time' (im assuming 1960s) would be awesome.
oh and not to mansion its large screen lcd (?) display!
edit: actually... no thanks
Holy Zack Morris' phone Batman!!!
reminds me of my grandma
Who took a picture of my mobile device??
Here I am taunting everybody by saying I've got the TP2 and now the truth is out!! I hate you!!
just a techie phone ....
I have one even better
I did not know them new scientific calculators had a phone function
It is called Doro....and seriously I am thinking of buying one for those times when all I want out of the phone is to be a phone and nothing else.
Who took a picture of my mobile device??
Here I am taunting everybody by saying I've got the TP2 and now the truth is out!! I hate you!!
Sorry, I snuck up on your phone and stole it. I was too jealous. Although, I did put a old, ugly, low-end, weird, unsightly, unseemly, unbecoming, ill-favored, repulsive, sickening,grotesque, hideous, homely, unappealing, unbeautiful, unhandsome, unlovely, unpleasing, unpretty, vile,disgusting, repugnant, repulsive, revolting; unimposing, unprepossessing, unimpressive; plain, unaesthetic, unshapely, atrocious, abominable, awful, dreadful, painful, terrible, unspeakable, corked, corky, deplorable, distressing, lamentable, pitiful, sad, sorry, fearful, frightful hard, tough hopeless horrid icky, crappy, lousy, rotten, ****ty, stinking, stinky ill, incompetent, unskilled, mediocre, naughty, negative, poor, no-good, severe, uncool, unfavorable, unsuitable
HTC HD2 in it's place. Enjoy
pandora110 said:
Who took a picture of my mobile device??
Here I am taunting everybody by saying I've got the TP2 and now the truth is out!! I hate you!!
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Sooooo....copying and pasting, you like, eh?
That's a new one to me
Miliz91 said:
Who took a picture of my mobile device??
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pandora110 said:
Who took a picture of my mobile device??
Here I am taunting everybody by saying I've got the TP2 and now the truth is out!! I hate you!!
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Miliz91 said:
Sooooo....copying and pasting, you like, eh?
That's a new one to me
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It's called "coming up with you own ideas"
I am sure that phone is older than some of the people posting here in XDA
That is my phone.....I got proof...see below
And if any of you want one, I got more where they came from

Which word(s) sends shivers down your spine?

For me, the word "moist" makes me want to gag. I find it to be the most vile, disgusting word in the English language. Not even sure why. Typing this out feels like a chore and is also causing my stomache to turn.
I absolutely refuse to purchase Betty Crocker cake mix due to this word being plastered on the package.
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Thank God I don't need contacts or cat food for any reason...
Which word or words does it for you?
EDIT: Please refrain from doing a Google image search for this word unless you are alone or have an awesome girlfriend.
porridge
i like to eat it but somehow the word makes me... vomit
hiu115 said:
porridge
i like to eat it but somehow the word makes me... vomit
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I immediately think of rancid blueberry oatmeal with that word. Oddly specific, I know, but that's my mental image.
Shopping, or "Americas Next Top Model".
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
"We need to talk"
"Where are you guys going?", "stop right there" "where did this come from"
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But i don't like 'damp'. Makes me think of nappies.
Lol @ Dirk.
I hate asap, when said as a word and not A.S.A.P. When someone says that, it makes me want to punch them, asap.
When people say
"brought" instead of "bought"
"draws" instead of "drawers" (as in the furniture)
'Init' ... Just oozes chaviness
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mmmcfc said:
'Init' ... Just oozes chaviness
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This! It's so 'Common'.
DirkGently said:
This! It's so 'Common'.
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Yeah init!
The word "slough" has always grossed me out.
I have always hated the word buddies/bud/buddies.
@op, incidentally the word moist was also hated by the mother in a show called dead like me. Random useless fact
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MacaronyMax said:
Yeah init!
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I guess i was asking for that!
phburks said:
The word "slough" has always grossed me out.
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This is where i lived for a while. You wouldn't have liked it.
DirkGently said:
I guess i was asking for that!
This is where i lived for a while. You wouldn't have liked it.
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Yeh but at least u dint live in staines init....
Edit; Meant to say "init bruv..."
2nd Edit; and add another "yeh" on the end...
conantroutman said:
Yeh but at least u dint live in staines init....
Edit; Meant to say "init bruv..."
2nd Edit; and add another "yeh" on the end...
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Lulz 4 real init brah
DirkGently said:
I like moist! It has a nice ring to it. Moist.
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But i don't like 'damp'. Makes me think of nappies.
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I hate you...
"Homework, essay".
"Can you help me out real quick?"
THEY ARE LYING! IT'S NEVER REAL QUICK!
"I don't know." <-- This specific one only bothers me under certain circumstances.
ie. - "What are you doing?"
- "I don't know."
Wtf do you mean you don't know?
-We do what we must because we can. For the good of all us, except the ones who are dead.-
Data cap. The most vile phrase I've ever heard.
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Who else Vapes in 'ere?

Im using an Indulgence from Liberty Flights, with CE3 smokymisers from Totally Wicked and home brewed strawberry/Pepsi/cherry 16mg nic liquid....
Anyone else?
Dafuq?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
conantroutman said:
Dafuq?
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Literally, I could not have put it better myself.
I have noooo idea what you're talking about
From a precursory Googling, it appears to be those new "electronic cigarette" things. I must admit I find them intriguing, but then I roll a fag and forget about them.
Archer said:
From a precursory Googling, it appears to be those new "electronic cigarette" things. I must admit I find them intriguing, but then I roll a fag and forget about them.
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Been around years.
I started two years ago this July 26th and haven't had a cig since. Best move I ever made. I can look forward to watching my daughter grow up now.
Meh.....
I'm young, got plenty of smoking time left.
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stressfreesoul said:
Been around years.
I started two years ago this July 26th and haven't had a cig since. Best move I ever made. I can look forward to watching my daughter grow up now.
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Fair play mate. If it stops you smoking and is better for you then who could disagree with that! Since you're in the know, how is it compared to a real cigarette, in both experience and health issues?
Archer said:
Fair play mate. If it stops you smoking and is better for you then who could disagree with that! Since you're in the know, how is it compared to a real cigarette, in both experience and health issues?
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The only health defecit you get is the irritation from the nicotine but even then its a slight tightening like when you smoke a real cig too quick or in the morning. All the crap has lifted from me lungs. I feel so much better for it.
The reason I stopped was because I got sick of stinking like a fireplace and sick of the taste. Now I can have it how I like AND save 2-3 thousand a year by not buying the tax monster.
Seriously though, I thought it was more widespread than this... Guess no-one else has caught onto the scamming t**ts in power....
I prefer snus. Much better than sigarettes, but i don't know if it's legal in the UK.
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stressfreesoul said:
Im using an Indulgence from Liberty Flights, with CE3 smokymisers from Totally Wicked and home brewed strawberry/Pepsi/cherry 16mg nic liquid....
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Not really healthy...
people will put anything on the box to get it sold.
OmegaRED^ said:
Not really healthy...
people will put anything on the box to get it sold.
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Healthier than cigs... by far.....
Ive tried it and its pretty cool! u can hit it anywhere but i still want my newport shorts in a box
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what you want most in your girl friend ?

Every body in this world want to have some qualities in their girl friend..but out of these qualities, there is one thing that you desire the most in your GF ..I just started this thread to know different desires of men so not to delay...get start and share only one desire you want most in your love one in very few words
So I am sharing mine, i love to see cut short her hair upto her shoulders
Honesty
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The ability to think for herself.
Well, if she got along with my wife, that would definitely be a plus. :good:
The Merovingian said:
Well, if she got along with my wife, that would definitely be a plus. :good:
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^^This....his wife is a great judge of character!
The Merovingian said:
Well, if she got along with my wife, that would definitely be a plus. :good:
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Good thinking, but ultimately it would be 'minus' for you in the end of day.....may be when one of them came to know that the other is your wife and another came to know that other is your GF
Honestly, just as long as she doesn't NAG.
A pulse.
Integrity, charisma, intelligent, legs, breast, and ass
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A couple posts removed. Asking how to hack or spy on someone is not a topic for XDA.
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Being sweet, good listener, pretty and good hearted
sk99 said:
Every body in this world want to have some qualities in their girl friend..but out of these qualities, there is one thing that you desire the most in your GF ..I just started this thread to know different desires of men so not to delay...get start and share only one desire you want most in your love one in very few words
So I am sharing mine, i love to see cut short her hair upto her shoulders
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I love seeing your GF hair short also, kddding
What I want most in a GF, not to know my wife. Believe me it happens...
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attention, love and loyalty
Probably first of all,
being a fair and equal person,
seriously, cannot stand on girls that are selfish or mean...
Then comes the rest, such as a lovely face or decent boobs
I wished if my girlfriend could be a person that embraces equality, but seems like she isn't.
She would choose her favorite thing, instead of me. Let's say she loves her job but it is as risky as James Bond, but I don't allow her to do it, she would probably say 'let's break up cuz you don't let me do it'. Well the reality is a more selfish one, but meh.
Embracing equality is a must I think.
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Embracing reality is a must I think.
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If she is as you said,
you should move on and look for someone else bud,
not easy, I understand, but you should...
to be real
The most important are wise and clever, if I have one.
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The most important are wise and clever, if I have one.
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Are you sure?
Would you date a chick that is working at CERN or something similar?
Being too clever may be misleading in a fair relationship for me...
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Are you sure?
Would you date a chick that is working at CERN or something similar?
Being too clever may be misleading in a fair relationship for me...
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I'm sure.
I would (not a chick, but a woman).
But what i mean by clever is a clever person who can figure out almost any situation, so she can solve most of the problem comes her way.

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