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Taylor Lautner body?! Is it possible?

Hey guys!
I have 2 months free of school. I really have an average body and wanna workout to build muscle and get a six pack. Bah I'm not chubby I have a flat stomach with nothing on it. Do any of you guys have any suggestions?

Grow some chest hair and a beer belly. Females love playing with beer bellies.

jaszek said:
Grow some chest hair and a beer belly. Females love playing with beer bellies.
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Great advice. Or if you want them to think you're ugly you can work out and get some detail to your body.
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It is true, as you get older you will realize women want a man with a little beer belly.

True chest hair and beer belly us all u need

Start hitting the gym?

Start eating healthier , go to to the gym 3-5 times a week and trust me your body will change :3 or just d ok what I did "insanity" I did it twice now I just go to the gym 4 times a week just to keep m uh body the way it is (i hate big muscles but I love deffinition :>)
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if you want good results you'll have to be willing to put in some proper effort. We're talking three visits to the gym each week, for at least two hours each visit.
Six months in you'll see decent results if you've been pushing yourself. Of course, this has to be a lifelong commitment to being a gym-rat. Once you stop going it'll be back to square one in no time.

Gym and diet. I eat 5 times a day and gym 3 times a week. I've put on 10kg of muscle
You couldy also try the evil Russian push up program. Check it out. It put 2 inches on my chest after 2 weeks
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Tatoo six pack on your stomach.
I think android should work out and get out of the cylinder belly.
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4silvertooth said:
Tatoo six pack on your stomach.
I think android should work out and get out of the cylinder belly.
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I agree. That's the same regimen for the cast of "300". Just look how sexy they are.

Or get ab implants.
http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/viewthread.php?tid=6297

The only six-pack a man should care about:
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I am so proud that i'm not the only one that doesn't care about being buff and stuff like that. And I agree, the only six pack a man should care about is a 6 pack of beer....but 24 packs are always better.

jaszek said:
I am so proud that i'm not the only one that doesn't care about being buff and stuff like that. And I agree, the only six pack a man should care about is a 6 pack of beer....but 24 packs are always better.
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BEEER!!! I must be in the best shape because I have a 30 pack.

You guys make it sound that beer is really good. I still have no idea what that tastes like.
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iynfynity said:
You guys make it sound that beer is really good. I still have no idea what that tastes like.
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Its gross imo lol. I've tried a bunch, never liked it.
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Beer is the best thing ever invented.
Zeus, Buddah and God drink it often...TOGETHER!!!

RinZo said:
I agree. That's the same regimen for the cast of "300". Just look how sexy they are.
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Yeah "The Crush" film technique sure did help them out.

Oh I love some beer! Nectar of the gods
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The Playboy Club

I know, I know, potentially NSFW stuff here.
Other than Amber Heard, there's nothing worth watching in there. Sorry excuse for a skin flick.
Anyone else got that vibe?
p/s: I'm not gay, btw. Just need to clarify that... yeah...

Watched it last night because of Amber Heard. It was better than I expected.
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There were a lot of weapons of mast distraction. They are very capable of rebounding from side to side and up and down, causing massive distraction.
Also, I pity most of the girls. They might have to deal with lower back problem in the future.

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Exactly. Lol
I have a feeling this thread will get closed soon though...
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.

Mr. Clown said:
Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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your new profile picture... scary
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.

TheRomMistress said:
As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.

sakai4eva said:
Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:

Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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Not surprised. Amber Heard couldn't act for damn. The male lead looked like a Mad Men clone. Saying that you watch the show for the plot is like buying the mag for the articles.
Makes no sense. Kill it already. Wasted my bandwidth downloading the thing.

On the other hand I liked New Girl. Very funny.
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Zoey Deschannel vs. Amber Heard...
Awkward Brunette vs. Blond Bombshell
But The New Girl won me over the moment she made an LOTR reference.

Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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Me too. But the greedy monster inside me tells me to take both. Who am I to ignore my true inner self?
But there is just so much pointless and stupid and lousy TV any man can stand.

sakai4eva said:
But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
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DirkGently1 said:
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And hence the 1.5 reason to watch it. The other 0.5, of course, is her wearing a bunny outfit.

Bodybuilding/Workout,who does it,why he does it and at what age?

Hey guys,i do bodybuilding,so i was interested wich my fellow xda users do that
So who does it?at what age?
I do it for almost a year,i started it because i gained too much weight,and got really good results so i continued i want to loose belly fat,that will be a little harder
its a little too early for me,i know,i just got 15 years old

Its not belly fat, its a beer muscle...which. I should get rid of for the summer. Lol
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jaszek said:
Its not belly fat, its a beer muscle...which. I should get rid of for the summer. Lol
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I have wine muscle,but it will be hard to burn it,since i smoke so i hate cardio workouts
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D3HuM4NiZ3D said:
I have wine muscle,but it will be hard to burn it,since i smoke so i hate cardio workouts
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***** please. I drink, I smoke, I don't workout. Last week we had to go to the weight room for health class. I did mad cardio **** and I wasn't even tired. And I had the heart rate of a healthy adult.

jaszek said:
***** please. I drink, I smoke, I don't workout. Last week we had to go to the weight room for health class. I did mad cardio **** and I wasn't even tired. And I had the heart rate of a healthy adult.
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Lucky you
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Cardio for now. Got bored of weightlifting a couple of years ago. I'm 25.

LordManhattan said:
Cardio for now. Got bored of weightlifting a couple of years ago. I'm 25.
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thought you were older

I do just weightlifting.it works tho,girls fall for strong arms and pecks
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boborone said:
- "masturbation is the greatest form of self improvement"
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I just self improved
Speaking of which, just got this shipping update from FedEx. My fleshlight is in route.

I used to do the Nautilus machine routine/torture (the good ones which were designed by doctors have been discontinued), now I just go swimming 3 to 4 times a week.

I workout 3 times a week at the tx state rec center with a trainer. I also do a lot of outdoorsy stuff like hiking and golf. Some of its for me, but mostly to get laid. I'm 33
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I'm sexy and I know it,I WORK OUT!
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE.
but I do work out...what protein shakes you guys drink?
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ScubaSteev said:
I'm sexy and I know it,I WORK OUT!
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE.
but I do work out...what protein shakes you guys drink?
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Raw egg whites

jaszek said:
Raw egg whites
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Yuck haha
Not gunna try it
Ill stick with protien drinks and peanutbutter and tuna
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ScubaSteev said:
I'm sexy and I know it,I WORK OUT!
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE.
but I do work out...what protein shakes you guys drink?
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and soy milk
Haven't found anything else that tastes remotely good. And that combo is pretty dam good.

I've been "working out" (actually a few push ups a day and that's it) for a month now and I'm going to start SS soon, but I'm not sure if I'm looking at the right program lol
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jaszek said:
***** please. I drink, I smoke, I don't workout. Last week we had to go to the weight room for health class. I did mad cardio **** and I wasn't even tired. And I had the heart rate of a healthy adult.
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Quit Smoking. That's the deal...
the Muscle from Beer and the Office works put me into a weak state.... i should do something this summer.

Cardio is the key for loosing belly.
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The happiest moment in your life

When I bought my first Android phone.
Post urs
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i think this is synonymous to the confession thread already

When I got my first high end android phone, ie Galaxy S2
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The day my son was born

That's the happiest moment in your life? I hope you are exaggerating. If you aren't... you need to get out and experience the world man. Trust me.
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Reading this thread no get a life and take a run man
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For me it was when i got my driver's licence and rented a car the next day
I was so happy that day driving all day long
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m1l4droid said:
Define "Happy".
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Happy : Stereotypical name for a Korean dog. Pretty much the Korean version of "Spot", or "Rover".

months ago, i was dying from a serious infection (i'm leukopenic so my immune system is very weak).
the only thing i can think of was to pray.. and soon enough, i recovered (now i have certain medications to take every day)
and the moment i knew i was recovering, i was the happiest person alive..

saywhatt said:
months ago, i was dying from a serious infection (i'm leukopenic so my immune system is very weak).
the only thing i can think of was to pray.. and soon enough, i recovered (now i have certain medications to take every day)
and the moment i knew i was recovering, i was the happiest person alive..
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damnn that's serious man. What a way to appreciate life tho; I'm sure you'll never take anything for granted.

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months ago, i was dying from a serious infection (i'm leukopenic so my immune system is very weak).
the only thing i can think of was to pray.. and soon enough, i recovered (now i have certain medications to take every day)
and the moment i knew i was recovering, i was the happiest person alive..
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saywhatt said:
months ago, i was dying from a serious infection (i'm leukopenic so my immune system is very weak).
the only thing i can think of was to pray.. and soon enough, i recovered (now i have certain medications to take every day)
and the moment i knew i was recovering, i was the happiest person alive..
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awww man yana,
you made your potty-trained friend cry

I'm okay now guys i just have to maintain my medications.... and a healthy dose of XDA every now and then
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1. my son being born
2. saints winning the superbowl :highfive:

saywhatt said:
I'm okay now guys i just have to maintain my medications.... and a healthy dose of XDA every now and then
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Take care.
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When this thread got closed...
Yeah that's right.
I'm psychic.

Not having to use a wheelchair and being able to to walk. (I was seven)
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Babydoll25 said:
Not having to use a wheelchair and being able to to walk. (I was seven)
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That's always exciting isn't it.
Now that I think about it, I haven't really had a happiest day of my life. My life could be drawn with one flat line. Not happy, not sad. Just plain boring. Maybe I should start doing awesome stuff.

Back when I was 21 I broke up with the love of my life and moved 70 miles away, cause back then I used to drink all the time and get into a lot of trouble and i ended up moving away to distance myself and sort my head and life out. I thought about her everyday without fail and mentally punished myself for losing the best thing that had ever happened to me, but knew it was the best thing for her and I loved her to much to let her watch me self distruct. 14 years later without any contact she found me and told me she had never stopped loving me and thought about me every day, this was without question the best day of my life bar none. We are now married and have a baby on the way and I no longer drink and have not spent a night in a jail cell for 11 years lol
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veeman said:
That's always exciting isn't it.
Now that I think about it, I haven't really had a happiest day of my life. My life could be drawn with one flat line. Not happy, not sad. Just plain boring. Maybe I should start doing awesome stuff.
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Stuff is just stuff. It's PEOPLE that make it awesome. You're awesome, so....go do some stuff
(and report back )
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Warn Thread

Give people warnings as in something not to do because of personal experience. Like an example would be "Don't touch hot things" and people will know not to do it because 1 other person has done it and it wasn't pleasant. Well in short words. Learn from other's errors.
@Moderators: Looked through a few pages and did a search. And found nothing. If there is another thread like such, don't kill me please.
I'll start:
@eBay users: If it comes from China there will be a huge chance it'll be a ripped off cheap version of what you where expecting.
Why?: Copyright laws in china.
P.S.: No wonder their economy is good
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@Windows Users: Delete the System32 file. It's full of garbage. A clever dog told me to and I've never looked back.
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@iPhone users -

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@Windows Users: Delete the System32 file. It's full of garbage. A clever dog told me to and I've never looked back.
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Thats a great idea!
Android>iOS... Android FTW!

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@Windows Users: Delete the System32 file. It's full of garbage. A clever dog told me to and I've never looked back.
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Just did this. My computer is much MUCH faster now. Thanks!
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And everyone knows that alt+f4 toggles the swagger mode in windows
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Danial723 said:
And everyone knows that alt+f4 toggles the swagger mode in windows
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Ctrl + W works great too!
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Don't consume cyanide.

Never buy a brand new apple product
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063_XOBX said:
@Windows Users: Delete the System32 file. It's full of garbage. A clever dog told me to and I've never looked back.
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Wait.. you're not kidding?!
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Jimlarck said:
Wait.. you're not kidding?!
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It's true. Trust me. I repair computers for a living.
Also, Don't repair external camera flashes without discharging the capacitor and being properly grounded, unless you like getting shocked by 1000V of electricity and getting knocked back 2 metres and having your heart stopped for 2 seconds.

fleurdelisxliv said:
Tha shocker!!!!!!!
MARBLE WHITE GALAXY SIII
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I've warned many people here about this. Your life will continue to suck if you don't listen to Steel Panther.
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jaszek said:
It's true. Trust me. I repair computers for a living.
Also, Don't repair external camera flashes without discharging the capacitor and being properly grounded, unless you like getting shocked by 1000V of electricity and getting knocked back 2 metres and having your heart stopped for 2 seconds.
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First two pages in the thread and I learned something new. I thought people would start posting useless wanna-be-funny posts.
Sent from a satellite in space.

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Yes!! It made my PC so much faster! It worked. I deleted the system 32 and it worked!!!
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jaszek said:
It's true. Trust me. I repair computers for a living.
Also, Don't repair external camera flashes without discharging the capacitor and being properly grounded, unless you like getting shocked by 1000V of electricity and getting knocked back 2 metres and having your heart stopped for 2 seconds.
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+1 camera flashes are no joke. Always discharge first.
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