Saw this in another forum and thought this could be a pretty funny game. Let's see what people can come up with
Originally Posted by ilijan
I must post this for sensation users, because its most funny what i read from devs.
Examples: masaidjet: You know you're rooted when you tell a neighborhood hoe to " wipe her cache "
wscott9903: You know you're rooted when 1/2 of your apps require superuser permission.
feralicious: You know you're rooted when your spouse tells you they're leaving you and taking the kids and you think "perfect timing, (insert dev name here) just released a new ICS ROM".
jayochs: you know you're rooted when your phones buggy as hell lol
putney1477: You know you're rooted when, you husband, wife, significant other gets a new phone and says, don't you dare come near this phone, it works fine!
jackpot08: You know you are rooted when when spend more time flashing roms than using your phone"
You know you're rooted when you have su permissions to your phone's Linux based OS.
/thread
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You know you're rooted when you wake up from being blackout drunk with a strange new rom on your phone
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mark manning said:
You know your rooted when you wake up from being blackout drunk with a strange new rom on your phone
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I guess I'm not rooted then.
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jaszek said:
I guess I'm not rooted then.
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Lol I think your missing the point of the game.
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I've seen these all over XDA and only a hand full of the posts in the 20 some odd threads I've read have I actually chuckled at.
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jst install apps like titanium backup,etc from android market..when u open d app if there is a notification tht u need root to access the app then u r nt rooted els u r rooted
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boborone said:
I've seen these all over XDA and only a hand full of the posts in the 20 some odd threads I've read have I actually chuckled at.
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What an ironic next post...
rockstarrrrrrrr said:
jst install apps like titanium backup,etc from android market..when u open d app if there is a notification tht u need root to access the app then u r nt rooted els u r rooted
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Archer said:
What an ironic next post...
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I know right.
I actually lol'd
You know your rooted when you have the XDA app and have it bookmarked on every browser
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You know you're rooted when you take sustenance from water that you drink from the earth.
Lol where did post go?
(I'm not that guy )
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rsohni ade
... when you see a yellow triangle every time your phone is booting.(SGSII)
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... when you see a yellow triangle every time your phone is booting.(SGSII)
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I don't and I have a custom kernel on mine. Whoever cooked your rom was a lazy dev. Didn't add that mod into it. Or maybe you lazy and didn't do it yourself.
* iTouched Epic
when you try to adjust cpu to save battery
You know your rooted when you visit a friend in recovery and their last name is .zip
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You know your rooted when you spend more time on xda then on fb...
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You know your rooted when your device finally has swag
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You know you're rooted when you wake up in the morning with your phone stuck up your arse.
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... when you see a yellow triangle every time your phone is booting.(SGSII)
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Related
Make sure you backup before flashing in case something goes wrong. I am not responsible in any way if you brick your phone. You accept all risk that comes with flashing your phone.
I created these themes to show my support and pride in where I work.
All should work with KB1 based Roms.
They are CWM flashable files.
I will not be providing further support for the themes.
If you don't like something about the theme then edit it yourself. Its really not that hard and there are tons of resources within the forum on how to do it.
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I thought the OP was the "original post". I know how to flash ROMs and themes using CWM, but you said if something goes wrong you probably didn't read the OP. Am i missing something? Where in the OP does it tell you how to install?
*edit* I see where it says it's CWM flashable, but still a little confused if something goes wrong, reading the OP is not gonna do you any good because there are no directions..
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I thought the OP was the "original post". I know how to flash ROMs and themes using CWM, but you said if something goes wrong you probably didn't read the OP. Am i missing something? Where in the OP does it tell you how to install?
*edit* I see where it says it's CWM flashable, but still a little confused if something goes wrong, reading the OP is not gonna do you any good because there are no directions..
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I think you just proved my point. Anyone who applies the theme will already know what a CWM file is and how to install it.
There are many people who will just read part of the title or part of a post and immediately post a question asking if it will work on a different Rom. Or they won't ask the question and flash it anyway then come back and say they bricked there phone. This is what I mean by "if something goes wrong".
..gotcha
So what if I'm in the Navy?
JK. looks nice.
cappysw10 said:
So what if I'm in the Navy?
JK. looks nice.
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lol I was gonna say the same.
would it be possible to make a navy one?
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cappysw10 said:
So what if I'm in the Navy?
JK. looks nice.
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LOL just look for a gay pride theme then. Haha just kidding but in all seriousness a theme about seamen?
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Hey now, no need for all that the seamen jokes get old :/
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What's long, hard and full of seamen?
A submarine! HA!
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Not to be stupid but is it all kb1 basebands?
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wretchedlocket said:
What's long, hard and full of seamen?
A submarine! HA!
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Lmao ok that was good
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Yes. It should work with all kb1 based roms.
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Thanks wolf
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I converted this theme for personal use... Its for continuum v4. Figure someone could use it.
http://www.multiupload.com/A87TR86RN0
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Btw wolf cant say thanks enough i love this theme. Great work!
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Thanx I love this theme
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FYI
I've decided to make a theme like this for each branch of the US Armed Forces. I'll work on it over the next few days. It should not take me long to do each one.
Too bad this theme is outdated. OCP>Digital Camo
PrimalxFear said:
Too bad this theme is outdated. OCP>Digital Camo
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If you don't like it don't use it.
Could you make a air force theme.... And for your info I didn't bs you about still getting into download mode I'll flash the air force one or army one and take picture if don't believe me since you called bs
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They have already started to roll it out! If you have it let us know and share some pics
Update:
Also has the Movies and Books categories
Link to the article here:
http://android-developers.blogspot.com/2011/07/new-android-market-for-phones.html
Video:
http://youtu.be/5Pbo-d62ivY
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APK Download here:
http://db.tt/zvOFnm4
Another Link here:
http://db.tt/zvOFnm4 (Thanks dazednconfused)
If anybody manages to locate the apk for this bad boy please post it and I'll add it to the OP
I might have to go back to stock for this...
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Zardos66 said:
I might have to go back to stock for this...
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why? you don't need stock to update your market.
zephiK said:
why? you don't need stock to update your market.
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Yep...I've always been able to get the newest market even on a custom rom.
Looks like something on windows phone 7
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The new Android Market will be rolling out in the coming weeks to Android 2.2 and higher phones around the world. You don’t need to do anything - the update is automatic on supported phones. If you’re in the U.S., you’ll also be able to download the Videos app, rent movies, and buy books once you receive the new Android Market.
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Guess it's not coming out today. If it does, somebody post a .apk of it please?
http://googlemobile.blogspot.com/20...oogleMobileBlog+(Official+Google+Mobile+Blog)
zephiK said:
Guess it's not coming out today. If it does, somebody post a .apk of it please?
http://googlemobile.blogspot.com/20...oogleMobileBlog+(Official+Google+Mobile+Blog)
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You know Google, they always say within the coming weeks and it gets released like a day or 2 later and someone posts a apk
Yea, this looks like a solid market. Can't wait to try it out.
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Meh...still loaded with wack apps
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fraspas said:
Meh...still loaded with wack apps
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k... that was unnecessary, ios fanboy?
fraspas said:
Meh...still loaded with wack apps
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Wack apps?...
when google rolls out a hardware accelerated UI i will be the happiest man alive
I don't like the Metro Style! ( f*cking WP7 why do you infect our DroidOS? (
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Define wack?
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kijp15 said:
Define wack?
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maybe he ment wank?
you sure do wank to all the goodstuf right
ghost010 said:
maybe he ment wank?
you sure do wank to all the goodstuf right
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Haha. I guess I "wank" to the good stuff.
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Delete post - link already posted
Haha. The new market ain't so bad.
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if I install the apk instead of waiting for it to come to my phone will their be an issue if another makret update comes and I want it to come to my phone automatically?
Darrien13 said:
if I install the apk instead of waiting for it to come to my phone will their be an issue if another makret update comes and I want it to come to my phone automatically?
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Not that I know of...it should all be good
i know i am asking myself to get pawned but well i just wanna know ...anyone?
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PROFIT
^^ u tried it?
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Yes i did. I got 40 to life, but i bribed the judge with the newly stolen iPod Touch, so i got away. I'm currently in the Alps writing this post on my stolen MacBook Air.
I laughed at LM's post but in the process of laughing some more I remembered that I saw this website offering teh Free ITouch
LordManhattan said:
Yes i did. I got 40 to life, but i bribed the judge with the newly stolen iPod Touch, so i got away. I'm currently in the Alps writing this post on my stolen MacBook Air.
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cool story bro B) lol
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M_T_M said:
I laughed at LM's post but in the process of laughing some more I remembered that I saw this website offering teh Free ITouch
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Good try .....mahn ......
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i have no clue if your a man so good try human lol
My trolling senses are tingling (that or my phone is on vibrate again) about the trolling going on here
shalom06 said:
i have no clue if your a man to so good try human
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LOLWUT?
I'll tell you how to get an iTouch for free, but the information is gonna cost you $199 USD
M_T_M is no simple human! He's something, but i'm not quite sure what. All we know is that he's XDA's The Stig. A mysterious being with trolling powers.
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Thaaaat's right.
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M_T_M is no simple human! He's something, but i'm not quite sure what. All we know is that he's XDA's The Stig. A mysterious being with trolling powers.
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anyway i knew this was coming ciao people exams tomm gotta study ....ps i am onli 16
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shalom06 said:
ps i am onli 16
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Go figure
shalom06 said:
anyway i knew this was coming ciao people exams tomm gotta study ....ps i am onli 16
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And we care because???
And hope you fail the exams.
jaszek said:
And we care because???
And hope you fail the exams.
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well i dind not ask you to,did I? ,,the post was ment to telll i wont fight anymore...people understood it you dint ... i dont care.if u say ill fail or anythin.jus get a life ..
and ya i jus posted it inquisitively
.if anyone had one lying around or sumthing,as u said y shud u care about me?you shouldnt ,u shud jus care about your future looks quite bleak to me.thankyou
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well i dind not ask you to,did I? ,,the post was ment to telll i wont fight anymore...people understood it you dint ... i dont care.if u say ill fail or anythin.jus get a life ..
and ya i jus posted it inquisitively
.if anyone had one lying around or sumthing,as u said y shud u care about me?you shouldnt ,u shud jus care about your future looks quite bleak to me.thankyou
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Looks like you don't know what a public forum is.
You know you're rooted when you spend more time flashing ROMs than actually using your phone...
Thought this would be a good thread
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Yes... I have the ORD
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Unfortunately, I got a replacement and have only been able to flash a rooted kernel...the rest of the ROM is stock and so is the recovery. I need to flash something BADLY!!!!
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.I can say the same thing as danial723.. Its like a vicious thing lol new rom...flash flash now jeje
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You know your rooted when you check the android development section hoping a new rom came out and you just checked it 2 minutes ago
When you're on XDA every hour to check the latest ICS leak.
When you can navigate CWM without looking.
When you know what CWM is short for.
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Whenn...
When your friend ,with the exact same phone as you, looks at your phone and says "Dude, we have the phone, why does yours look so much different?"
True story
You know your rooted when you tell someone you missed their call because you were in recovery and they ask because of what drug.
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Or when you have killed your phone putting another backup battery in then cutting your phone on to see an AT&T boot logo come up and your with TMobile yea *****es be jealous lol
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peppersu812 said:
Or when you have killed your phone putting another backup battery in then cutting your phone on to see an AT&T boot logo come up and your with TMobile yea *****es be jealous lol
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Spending more time on the xda then ifunny on the toilet lmao
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Spending more time on the xda then ifunny on the toilet lmao
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Lol that's exactly where I'm at right now
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when you call someone just to ask if there is an echo.
your most used apps are speedtest, gps status, and benchmarks so you can test the basics of a new rom.
you put up with things like mute then unmute on every call cause the rom is too good to let that little bug keep you off it.
nightlies get flashed nightly.
you've drunkenly soft bricked your phone trying to show someone how easy it is to flash something by flashing an imcompatible kernel/rom that was still on your sd.
you've successfully odin'd/heimdall'd back to stock, still drunk after soft bricking your phone trying to show how easy it is... (and that, kids, is the story of my first time using odin)
You know your rooted when you read all the jokes and you lol
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You know you are rooted when the first app you install after a fresh flash is titanium backup.
You know you are rooted when you realize jesus freak was one of the original android hero's
You know you're rooted when you spend more time on xda, than Facebook
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You knw ur rooted when ur phone gets bricked and u lose warranty becuz of rooting..
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You know your rooted when you try to explain what the hell root means and the people are standing going I'm lost lol
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When your wife is always yelling at you for spending more time with your phone.
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I was a addicted to Facebook before my galaxy note (during Nokia days) when I get my hands on the stunning new Galaxy Note I started searching about Android related stuff. Google directed my every queries towards XDA. From that point I am addicted to XDA .......
What about you guys??????
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I was a addicted to Facebook before my galaxy note (during Nokia days) when I get my hands on the stunning new Galaxy Note I started searching about Android related stuff. Google directed my every queries towards XDA. From that point I am addicted to XDA .......
What about you guys??????
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I'm addicted to the search function.
Lol, I do not even have a Facebook account anymore but I am checking xda every hour! Reading about Android is much more interesting than reading about your former classmates.
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Lol, I do not even have a Facebook account anymore but I am checking xda every hour! Reading about Android is much more interesting than reading about your former classmates.
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I feel exactly same.
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So this one time, I was eating chicken and then I was like OMG this Soooooo tastes like beef but it wasn't cos it was totally chicken. My friend was all like you are Soooooo crazy and I was like i know right? You know what's weird? I don't even like chicken.... Lulz.
Oops sorry. Thought this was facebook.
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My humble request to moderators...... Please lock or delete this thread. Seems I have done something wrong. Noob here....
Going to read forum's rules and regulations.
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chintamanijaipuri said:
My humble request to moderators...... Please lock or delete this thread. Seems I have done something wrong. Noob here....
Going to read forum's rules and regulations.
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Isn't regulations a bit too far!
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chintamanijaipuri said:
My humble request to moderators...... Please lock or delete this thread. Seems I have done something wrong. Noob here....
Going to read forum's rules and regulations.
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No harm done, I think there might have been a thread about this before but you wouldn't be the first person to make that mistake...
If you want it closed i can close it?
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No harm done, I think there might have been a thread about this before but you wouldn't be the first person to make that mistake...
If you want it closed i can close it?
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Can I close it instead? lol
Please close it....
Thanks
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nb4l
boborone said:
nb4l
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Means????
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xda>facebook
nb4
chintamanijaipuri said:
Means????
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It means in before lock
Nb4l
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jaszek said:
Can I close it instead? lol
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