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Q) If it takes 10 men an hour to dig a hole, how long would it take 5 men to dig half a hole?
Easy right? etreats for the first correct answer, (and of course respect and admiration from the dumbasses who got it wrong!)
GO!!

An hour?
¤Violets are red,
Roses are blue,
Wait, what?
I have no idea what I'm saying,
But you lost the game¤

15 mins.. I hope
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30 minutes?

Try harder! Should be easy for the big brains that are here tonight.
Back in 5 minutes....

DirkGently1 said:
Try harder! Should be easy for the big brains that are here tonight.
Back in 5 minutes....
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Wait.. Were all wrong!
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Damn milad beat me to it, you can not dig half a hole its a trick question.. It is also variable on the men digging it
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MacaronyMax said:
Wait.. Were all wrong!
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i guess, i have an idea, we can spam this thread from 1 minute to 2 hours huh, what do you think?

m1l4droid said:
The question is a little, misleading, what's half a hole? A hole's a hole, big or small.
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Damn, I knew there was a trick somewhere. You are a smart forever alone guy
¤Violets are red,
Roses are blue,
Wait, what?
I have no idea what I'm saying,
But you lost the game¤

m1l4droid gets the honours there i think! Well done, most people never get the correct answer!
Now that you know you're being tricked the next one should be easier..
Q) Two Americans are standing together outside of the Natural History museum. One is the father of the the other one's son!
How??
Get your heads around that...GO!

m1l4droid said:
The other one's his wife DUH!
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Can't get anything by you can i?
Ok, i'm the one who has to try harder!
Q) A woman gives birth to two baby boys in the same hour, of the same day, of the same month, of the same year.... but they are NOT twins
Explain that!
GO!

DirkGently1 said:
Can't get anything by you can i?
Ok, i'm the one who has to try harder!
Q) A woman gives birth to two baby boys in the same hour, of the same day, of the same month, of the same year.... but they are NOT twins
Explain that!
GO!
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Different women
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m1l4droid said:
She's an obstetrician.
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Damn,midwife in uk?
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m1l4droid said:
She's an obstetrician.
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i guess milad knows them all

m1l4droid said:
She doesn't need to be in the UK!
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XD but i guessed you meant midwife didnt know your word
@ husam google probably ;-)
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MacaronyMax said:
Different women
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Nice try but same woman. I should have been clearer about that.
m1l4droid said:
She's an obstetrician.
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Good guess. Why am i surprised?
husam666 said:
i guess milad knows them all
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He is good but i will prevail!
Keep guessing...

DirkGently1 said:
No pop quiz this week. Instead a quick test of your mental aptitude. For the young guys still in education this should be a doddle. In fact, i would expect somebody to have the correct answer within a minute!
Let's see though;
Q) If it takes 10 men an hour to dig a hole, how long would it take 5 men to dig half a hole?
Easy right? etreats for the first correct answer, (and of course respect and admiration from the dumbasses who got it wrong!)
GO!!
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It would take forever... You cannot dig half a hole. The minute you take out any dirt, it's a whole hole.

m1l4droid said:
So, midwife's not right?
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No, not quite so easy although thinking outside of the box is exactly what these puzzles are about. I'll give you all a clue on this one so that you have an idea of the kinda questions i might hit you with.
In this puzzle it's the thing that's missing that leads you to the answer. Kinda trick question by omission!

AdamOutler said:
It would take forever... You cannot dig half a hole. The minute you take out any dirt, it's a whole hole.
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Well said, but solved already Current puzzle is:
Q) A woman gives birth to two baby boys in the same hour, of the same day, of the same month, of the same year.... but they are NOT twins
Explain that!
Edit: Only one person whom i have put this puzzle to has gotten the answer. They took two days to get it I'm sure you guys will beat that!

DirkGently1 said:
Can't get anything by you can i?
Ok, i'm the one who has to try harder!
Q) A woman gives birth to two baby boys in the same hour, of the same day, of the same month, of the same year.... but they are NOT twins
Explain that!
GO!
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Not all children born from the same mother at the same time are twins. It could be artificial insemination
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I'm AWKWARD, how can I change that?

Okay so people have been telling me that I'm awkward because in my advisory class I rarely talk.....I call it shyness they call it awkwardness.
Also when I like someone I freeze and get awkward ....how can I change that?
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What you have to do is stop being awkward and start being awesome... now, where is that drunk thread?
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Meh, wouldn't worry about it.
You're young, that's normal.
In my experience the cocky and obnoxious kids turned out to be dicks and the quieter, shy people ended up being awesome.
As you get older that will all start to change don't worry.
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Oh God, CTM is going to give the nerds and the bees talk to Allen....RUN!!!!!
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Oh God, CTM is going to give the nerds and the bees talk to Allen....RUN!!!!!
-We do what we must because we can. For the good of all us, except the ones who are dead.-
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Hahahaha
Nah I think ill leave that one up to his folks
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This is my situation. I go to a ghetto school with like 37 kids and im like the quietest one there.. They always think im weird cuz of that. Its a school. I put it this way. "In 5 years who are these people gonna be to me?" You just gotta stop worrying. If they don't like you for who you are oh well.
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I was the same! Tried to keep work and personal life separate. Was very shy wouldn't go to work functions etc would make up excuses. I was between 18-20 and guess i hadn't really grown up.was scared to accept that i wanted those work colleagues as friends but it was line i was crossing. Plus it got really hard when i fancied a girl at work but just froze and couldn't pluck up courage to ask her out.
Now im well confident...and married but love going out and just socializing. If only i had my confidence now back then!
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Have you heard or read this before?
Reinhold Niebuhr said:
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference
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Well as much as I find it offensively overused and therefore raped of its true sentiment, it is good advice. Forget what you've come here to ask and remember that sometimes things are just what they are and you can't always "fix" everything. Also, just because you perceive things one way doesn't mean other people do. For all you know there could be some hot girl sat across the room from you thinking "He's not like the other guys, and I like that". Be yourself and learn to be happy about who you are, rather than trying to change it.
I've always been a quiet, shy kind of person, but as I've grown and become happier with it it's turned from shyness into a character trait that people know me for and respect. I've become the "strong silent type".

Wow awesome!
I was called shy and awkward like 3 times yesterday....but ill stay how I am...
Thanks!!
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Nah man,if you are awkward and not so social,i suggest you to find some class buddies.if you want and can be awesome,it doesnt mean you will become a ****.trust me,i went through it also,and now everyone likes me.

interesting thread topic... but just try to act like the other people in your class do, and do the things they do, (but dont smoke or do drugs to fit in or whatever those stupid kids do)

VeryCoolAlan said:
Okay so people have been telling me that I'm awkward because in my advisory class I rarely talk.....I call it shyness they call it awkwardness.
Also when I like someone I freeze and get awkward ....how can I change that?
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Im still awkward ....

VeryCoolAlan said:
Im still awkward ....
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You're are....alive?

M_T_M said:
You're are....alive?
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Oh wow you're still here too? Haha
I think mostly everyone else that I knew left :-/

VeryCoolAlan said:
Oh wow you're still here too? Haha
I think mostly everyone else that I knew left :-/
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I'm eternal...
Also, nice to see an old troll back in business :highfive:

OMG someone bumped an old thread!!!!! ???????
WHERE ARE THE MODS?!???!!??!
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OMG someone bumped an old thread!!!!! ��������������
WHERE ARE THE MODS?!???!!??!
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Well then... when a mod tells you to post kittens... You post kittens!
(And for the record, awkward is so much more fun than boring!)

Someone summon the doge army
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Im still awkward ....
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Dedication to SassiBoB - She is so elegant! We should all make songs for her.

I am going to start making a song for SassiBob. She is just so striking with her beauty that its our pleasure to make songs for her.

Ooooooookay.

Stalker in training.

Waaaaaa?
$1 gets you a reply

Who?
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This is SassiBoob SassiBob:
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LordManhattan said:
This is SassiBoob SassiBob:
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*_*mind blown
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Wow most of thr comments are about her boobs....... Nerds
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You mean on YouTube? What did you expect? It's Youtube, home of the retards.

Grace Kelly was elegant.
SB is simply hawt!

m1l4droid said:
Dirk! Where have you been?
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Hunting around for a cool detective like silhouette to use as an avatar to match my detective nom de guerre.
After many fruitless weeks i gave up the search only to find that some git in Off-topic was already using the perfect one!
I'll give you $1.00 for it and no more! And that's cuttin' me own throat.

m1l4droid said:
You know what's even cooler? That's actually me in the picture!
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Must have been using a phone camera. Did you have the LED flash turned on?

m1l4droid said:
No, photoshop.
This is the actual picture:
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That is so cool! I actually did scour the internetz for a decent detective silhouette to use as an avatar but didn't find one i liked. If you'd read the books you'd see how hard it is to find something relevant, an avatar to match the name.
Once your done with yours i'm having it!

m1l4droid said:
Sadly I haven't read the books, but I know finding avatars are hard. If you have found the picture you like, I can Photoshop it for you.
Um, I also think I've found my perfect avatar, so, it's here to stay!
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Seriously.. you guys are sick.
-_-
I thought the web was done with this kind of abuse.
Bunch of 4 year old's.

OmegaRED^ said:
Seriously.. you guys are sick.
-_-
I thought the web was done with this kind of abuse.
Bunch of 4 year old's.
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I'm not entirely sure at what point we overstepped the boundaries. Was it with the hot pictures of SB or the hot pictures of Milad?
Could you clarify?

DirkGently said:
I'm not entirely sure at what point we overstepped the boundaries. Was it with the hot pictures of SB or the hot pictures of Milad?
Could you clarify?
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Females should not be viewed as objects of desire for their curves alone.
No offense meant.

Remember guys. She is also has knowledge on tech. Isn't that just hot?
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OmegaRED^ said:
Females should not be viewed as objects of desire for their curves alone.
No offense meant.
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None taken. In fact i completely agree, although the aforementioned curvaciousness shouldn't only apply to females. I mean, i'm as guilty as the next guy for objectifying people on the basis of their appearance, but it's not every day that you see a fellow forumite like Milad in the flesh.. and i'm sure you'll agree that it's understandable if one finds themselves carried away in the moment.
After all, knowing Milad as i do, it's safe to say that he's not all about the pleasing aesthetics... Ok, he may be somewhat a good looking fella in his own right, (and tbh that whole outfit is really doing it for me), but he also has a great mind behind the facade, and it's a little shallow of people to judge him on his stunning good looks alone. Have a heart, the man has personality and character too you know?
I'd post a picture of myself but i'm too afraid people would either objectify, or more likely, ridicule me instead.

DirkGently said:
None taken. In fact i completely agree, although the aforementioned curvaciousness shouldn't only apply to females. I mean, i'm as guilty as the next guy for objectifying people on the basis of their appearance, but it's not every day that you see a fellow forumite like Milad in the flesh.. and i'm sure you'll agree that it's understandable if one finds themselves carried away in the moment.
After all, knowing Milad as i do, it's safe to say that he's not all about the pleasing aesthetics... Ok, he may be somewhat a good looking fella in his own right, (and tbh that whole outfit is really doing it for me), but he also has a great mind behind the facade, and it's a little shallow of people to judge him on his stunning good looks alone. Have a heart, the man has personality and character too you know?
I'd post a picture of myself but i'm too afraid people would either objectify, or more likely, ridicule me instead.
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Sometimes ones opinion about oneself sucks, i always though of myself as a not very good looking guy, but when i go out a fair number of girls find me attractive
But when i see myself in the mirror i think, sheet! How am i allowed to go out the streets
But if you are good looking then... You suck for being embarrased for no reason
Someone Ridiculizing and judging other for the way they look proves he has the iq of a banana and its not worth of being heard
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negrobembon said:
Sometimes ones opinion about oneself sucks, i always though of myself as a not very good looking guy, but when i go out a fair number of girls find me attractive
But when i see myself in the mirror i think, sheet! How am i allowed to go out the streets
But if you are good looking then... You suck for being embarrased for no reason
Someone Ridiculizing and judging other for the way they look proves he has the iq of a banana and its not worth of being heard
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It's true! Every mirror i've ever looked in has cracked for some reason. I guess i should stop punching them! Seriously though, anyone who thinks they can do better than SB or Milad should post a pic of themselves...if they dare!
Personally, i'd rather get by judging people on who they are rather than how they look tbh. The internet is full of hot 'looking' people, but xda is full of hot 'real' people.

How's your boss?

What's your thoughts about the person who manages your day at work, school or even at home?
Do they treat everyone with understanding or does this person resemble Godzilla.
Is the boss all business or trusting enough to let things run?
Can you find the boss when need be or stays hidden so you get the blame?
Are they a clock watcher-nitpicker or pays no attention to a few gimmes as long the work is done on time?
Is the boss easy to work for or does everybody just live with attitude for pay?
Would you ever want to be the boss?
Been on both sides myself not easy either way.

I like my boss because I am my boss
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Danial723 said:
I like my boss because I am my boss
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Bout the best option out there especially if your raking in the money

Danial723 said:
I like my boss because I am my boss
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My boss pretty terrible. She can not speak English, has poor management skills and has no idea what she's doing. She's not the prettiest woman but at least she got a nice bwooooooty
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tw1n5nak35 said:
My boss pretty terrible. She can not speak English, has poor management skills and has no idea what she's doing. She's not the prettiest woman but at least she got a nice bwooooooty
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She has a nice one of these?

Our boss is rather.. insane. xD
Hide all the snacks, because if you look away they're gone.
If he's bored, he'll come over to see if we have anything interesting to watch. (I have a 1TB portable drive full of films and TVshows.)
Or he suddenly starts doing pushups on the stairs out of boredom. xD
Or do a fashionshow catwalk thing in the hall (we're a bodybuilder clothing brand. He is not a bodybuilder.... xD)
Also, randomly hands someone keys and tells them to go buy 14 bigmacs. xD

My boss is pretty typical. Acts like he is your friend, but you can tell, if you **** up, he will fire you on the spot. He is a company man to the core. Work at a large grocery distribution center. If we were not union, who knows how much people he would of fired.

With 35 years of clock punching I've had most every type of boss.
The great bosses usually didn't last long they always got moved out for better jobs.
The bad ones always stuck around till the union filed so many grievances they ran away.
I was kicked into the boss chair back in 2002.
Wow...talk about overwhelming!
I had women in my office crying, people ratting each other out, fist fights, investigations into willful property damage (aircraft parts), union rep in my office everyday, quality investigations, daily IT reports about network misuses, stand-up briefings with our center maintenance chief (USAF LT General), no more overtime...scary!
I wasn't very good at handling most things except the briefings, always had my facts straight and never lied.
Lasted a little under five years then bailed with an early out incentive.
Funny how you get the "we're gonna miss you around here" after the daily eye blackening.
Stress almost killed me...still get chest pains when I think about

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Surely, you can do better than that.
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I enjoy reading these...... So i guess ill add in I'm only 17 so not much work experience but I lifeguard at an Olympic sized usually popular pool...I have two main bosses and one is some big lady and the other is a very nice man their both scary to me but I like the guy better becuae he's more friendly...also I referee for soccer so no boss there...and I'm doing a scholarship/volunteer program at john Muir hospital and that's very fun and interesting nice boss there....

the first boss (well erm, supervisor) i ever had was a 21 year old hot chick who i was with in my 1st job, she was pretty, hot, and pretty.... and also she never got mad even though i was always late (30mins to be exact) every single day, i was 18 back then and worked for StraightTalk Wireless as a tier 1 customer and sales support agent, boy those were the times, i sometimes slept through work since i go to college in the morning whilst working in the graveyard shift and had a maximum of 5 hours sleep per day, she just taps my shoulder and says "don't let the seniors see ya", i really wonder why she let's me off the hook so easy, maybe it was because i was the teams top agent,
after that i had an indian boss, pretty cool guy, and he's the "democratic guy" who kicks ya out of you do something so stupid but yet lets you choose the options,
now i have american boss the "strict and sleek type" he doesn't like slacking around and wants you to be busy (i just act like im busy), he's okay since he'll defend his team from the corporate arseholes,

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Surely, you can do better than that.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-
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He can't. I've seen his work, it's terrible.
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conantroutman said:
He can't. I've seen his work, it's terrible.
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Call him Shirly from now on. Shirley, he can't be serious.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Call him Shirly from now on. Shirley, he can't be serious.
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I see what you did there but he strikes me as more of a Belinda.
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conantroutman said:
I see what you did there but he strikes me as more of a Belinda.
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Ooooooh, you might be right. He gets weak.
-Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.-

My boss owns the company. He basically said "here, run the place...I've got other things to do"
He's alright.
After hurricane Sandy, we had a dispatcher and a couple drivers that had no place to go. I told him about it and he gave them temporary housing in one of his buildings.

The last boss I dealt with was in a word "lost."
Before any decisions he had to call his boss.
He'd get the shakes and turn white if he had to jump on anyone.

And Skynet is born!!!!

I have always said that Google would become Skynet.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25493584
"A robot developed by a Japanese start-up recently acquired by Google is the winner of a two-day competition hosted by the Pentagon's research unit Darpa."
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So important you had to post it twice.

Mephikun said:
So important you had to post it twice.
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LOL. I edited the other one.
Ichigo said:
85gallon? Is that really you? I thought you were dead!
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It's me . It's me. It's Ernest T :laugh:

I got into a car wreck and was in a coma!
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Ichigo said:
Sounds like you had a fun time. ?
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It's all fun and games till you **** yourself.
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I'm just surprised that they didn't call Project Loons, Skynet. Sky + Internet. How could they miss that one?
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Well yeah, but it would've been so much cooler (until the robot uprising of course). Project Loons? Sounds like a Nickelodeon show

m1l4droid said:
Yeah, I agree loons is a ****ing lame ass name.
Also, I believe it will more fun after the robots uprising. Come on, life's too ****ing boring. Imagine, your phone becoming alive and shooting lasers and ****... Wait, that was transformers. Imagine this: a giant robotic version of bugdroid marches toward Cupertino, destroying Apple's HQ killing everyone inside... Isn't that fun?
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Not that fun
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m1l4droid said:
Yeah, I agree loons is a ****ing lame ass name.
Also, I believe it will more fun after the robots uprising. Come on, life's too ****ing boring. Imagine, your phone becoming alive and shooting lasers and ****... Wait, that was transformers. Imagine this: a giant robotic version of bugdroid marches toward Cupertino, destroying Apple's HQ killing everyone inside... Isn't that fun?
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Eh.. meh.. Only if the robot also makes a visit to Samsung HQ Samsung is way to big now, and it needs to go away

The goobot (see what I did there) is of very primitive design. Looks like it was built in some kids garage for a science fair haha.
But seriously though it was going to happen at some point and it was only going to be google.
Good job its not made by apple though, it would get lost following its own maps haha
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Nick Fury said:
The goobot (see what I did there) is of very primitive design. Looks like it was built in some kids garage for a science fair haha.
But seriously though it was going to happen at some point and it was only going to be google.
Good job its not made by apple though, it would get lost following its own maps haha
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Google is Skynet. I'm about to convert my human body into an Android. You are all doomed, and i will find you and terminate you all.
Prepare the worst. Prepare an upreise. We will meet. You will be terminated.
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Looks more like "Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!" - Marvin!

LordManhattan said:
Google is Skynet. I'm about to convert my human body into an Android. You are all doomed, and i will find you and terminate you all.
Prepare the worst. Prepare an upreise. We will meet. You will be terminated.
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You're already a cyborg dimwit. ?
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If you guys haven't seen Boston Dynamics' (also owned by Google now) bad boys, you haven't seen the worst yet.
Big Dog
Wildcat
PETMAN
And more..

SKAIINETT 0.0
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Aliens ....sh8
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Time to live a life as a chinese monk in the alps and wear a tin foil hat for the rest of my life now
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Time to live a life as a chinese monk in the alps and wear a tin foil hat for the rest of my life now
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Filipino dressed as a Chinese monk living in the Swiss alps wearing a tinfoil hat. Skynet will never find you. ?
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veeman said:
Filipino dressed as a Chinese monk living in the Swiss alps wearing a tinfoil hat. Skynet will never find you. ?
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Aie lad, also I'll probably grow a mustache.
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deathnotice01 said:
Aie lad, also I'll probably grow a mustache.
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Don't forget to ask Voldemort to be your bodyguard.
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