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Q) If it takes 10 men an hour to dig a hole, how long would it take 5 men to dig half a hole?
Easy right? etreats for the first correct answer, (and of course respect and admiration from the dumbasses who got it wrong!)
GO!!
An hour?
¤Violets are red,
Roses are blue,
Wait, what?
I have no idea what I'm saying,
But you lost the game¤
15 mins.. I hope
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30 minutes?
Try harder! Should be easy for the big brains that are here tonight.
Back in 5 minutes....
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Try harder! Should be easy for the big brains that are here tonight.
Back in 5 minutes....
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Wait.. Were all wrong!
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Damn milad beat me to it, you can not dig half a hole its a trick question.. It is also variable on the men digging it
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Wait.. Were all wrong!
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i guess, i have an idea, we can spam this thread from 1 minute to 2 hours huh, what do you think?
m1l4droid said:
The question is a little, misleading, what's half a hole? A hole's a hole, big or small.
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Damn, I knew there was a trick somewhere. You are a smart forever alone guy
¤Violets are red,
Roses are blue,
Wait, what?
I have no idea what I'm saying,
But you lost the game¤
m1l4droid gets the honours there i think! Well done, most people never get the correct answer!
Now that you know you're being tricked the next one should be easier..
Q) Two Americans are standing together outside of the Natural History museum. One is the father of the the other one's son!
How??
Get your heads around that...GO!
m1l4droid said:
The other one's his wife DUH!
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Can't get anything by you can i?
Ok, i'm the one who has to try harder!
Q) A woman gives birth to two baby boys in the same hour, of the same day, of the same month, of the same year.... but they are NOT twins
Explain that!
GO!
DirkGently1 said:
Can't get anything by you can i?
Ok, i'm the one who has to try harder!
Q) A woman gives birth to two baby boys in the same hour, of the same day, of the same month, of the same year.... but they are NOT twins
Explain that!
GO!
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Different women
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m1l4droid said:
She's an obstetrician.
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Damn,midwife in uk?
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m1l4droid said:
She's an obstetrician.
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i guess milad knows them all
m1l4droid said:
She doesn't need to be in the UK!
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XD but i guessed you meant midwife didnt know your word
@ husam google probably ;-)
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Different women
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Nice try but same woman. I should have been clearer about that.
m1l4droid said:
She's an obstetrician.
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Good guess. Why am i surprised?
husam666 said:
i guess milad knows them all
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He is good but i will prevail!
Keep guessing...
DirkGently1 said:
No pop quiz this week. Instead a quick test of your mental aptitude. For the young guys still in education this should be a doddle. In fact, i would expect somebody to have the correct answer within a minute!
Let's see though;
Q) If it takes 10 men an hour to dig a hole, how long would it take 5 men to dig half a hole?
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GO!!
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It would take forever... You cannot dig half a hole. The minute you take out any dirt, it's a whole hole.
m1l4droid said:
So, midwife's not right?
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No, not quite so easy although thinking outside of the box is exactly what these puzzles are about. I'll give you all a clue on this one so that you have an idea of the kinda questions i might hit you with.
In this puzzle it's the thing that's missing that leads you to the answer. Kinda trick question by omission!
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It would take forever... You cannot dig half a hole. The minute you take out any dirt, it's a whole hole.
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Well said, but solved already Current puzzle is:
Q) A woman gives birth to two baby boys in the same hour, of the same day, of the same month, of the same year.... but they are NOT twins
Explain that!
Edit: Only one person whom i have put this puzzle to has gotten the answer. They took two days to get it I'm sure you guys will beat that!
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Can't get anything by you can i?
Ok, i'm the one who has to try harder!
Q) A woman gives birth to two baby boys in the same hour, of the same day, of the same month, of the same year.... but they are NOT twins
Explain that!
GO!
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Not all children born from the same mother at the same time are twins. It could be artificial insemination
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For the discerning gentleman who appreciates the finer things in life. Feel free to post pics, but keep it clean!!
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*Formerly the Avril Lavigne fan club!
*Formerly the Confessions Thread!
I like Avril Lavigne
*Runs away.
I have commited a sin in the past ... I used to think the apple iphone is the best gadget in world ... Ill never look at it again after finding htc android ...
* bows down in shame
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........stop it!! That's scary!!
knightrocker said:
I have commited a sin in the past ... I used to think the apple iphone is the best gadget in world ... Ill never look at it again after finding htc android ...
* bows down in shame
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Thats not you by any chance is it?
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I like Avril Lavigne
*Runs away.
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He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy............ eughhh euuuuu *puke *puke *puke
/wipe dangly string of vomit from mouth............
hmmmmmm...........
you sir, are dead to me
My confession;
I like apple products...........
Yeah?? So what??
Wanna f*#£%!g fight about it??
Eh? Eh? C'mon then.... lets take this outside............
Er ... Dude ... There is no outside ... Unless u want us both to go out to our lawns and imagine fighting each other
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He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy............ eughhh euuuuu *puke *puke *puke
/wipe dangly string of vomit from mouth............
hmmmmmm...........
you sir, are dead to me
My confession;
I like apple products...........
Yeah?? So what??
Wanna f*#£%!g fight about it??
Eh? Eh? C'mon then.... lets take this outside............
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I lyk apples too! lets battle!!! Errrrrrrr
I enjoy music by Pink and Ke$ha. And once I made my vegie wife a leek and mushroom pie and used chicken stock instead of vegetable by accident amd never told her. She still claims to this day its the best meal I ever made her lol
[sig]My mission is to hit 1000 posts by 23/05/2011[sig]
My dirty little secret? Hmmmm..........
I have no secrets, I'm pristine You guys with your horrible secrets, disgusting. lol jk
I just can't think of anything right now.
cjward23 said:
And once I made my vegie wife a leek and mushroom pie and used chicken stock instead of vegetable by accident amd never told her. She still claims to this day its the best meal I ever made her lol
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude if I was with you I would hug you haha xD
But instead I'll give you a thanks
twitch153 said:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude if I was with you I would hug you haha xD
But instead I'll give you a thanks
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Glad you apprecited it, I will you a thanks for the thanks. Do you think I should tell? It was about 3 years ago.
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cjward23 said:
Glad you apprecited it, I will you a thanks for the thanks. Do you think I should tell? It was about 3 years ago.
[sig]My mission is to hit 1000 posts by 23/05/2011[sig]
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Nah let it go Best let laying dogs lie haha
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
twitch153 said:
Nah let it go Best let laying dogs lie haha
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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isnt it "let sleeping dogs lie"
deliriousDroid said:
isnt it "let sleeping dogs lie"
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Whatever. Same same Haha
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Bump
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Bump
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Is there something for which you are feeling guilty? ;p
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For the love of god why??
I confess I miss teh nana (kinda).
I also confess that I forgot about Dirks confession and must remember to troll him about it later.
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conantroutman said:
For the love of god why??
I confess I miss teh nana (kinda).
I also confess that I forgot about Dirks confession and must remember to troll him about it later.
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Pfft, do your worst. Avril can do no wrong in my eyes. She's hot as hell and can sing too.
#trollproof!
Edit: Look, amazingly hawt...
Her music I do not like.
Her as an object of sexual desire, I do like.
StormMcCloud said:
Her music I do not like.
Her as an object of sexual desire, I do like.
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agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simple. Yes or No poll. Prove that there are more of us who blink!
Blink? As in quickly close and open your eyes? Everyone does unless you've had your eyelids removed.
It's poll not pool and ummm.... are you serious?
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Do you yawn? Most people do when readin yawn
yawn
yawn
yawn
Which eye are we talking about?
Please don't be asking if my brown eye blinks...
nfs3freak said:
Which eye are we talking about?
Please don't be asking if my brown eye blinks...
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The 'brown eye' may not blink, but it sure do STINK!
Thank you, thank you.
Do fish get drown?
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conqu1stador said:
The 'brown eye' may not blink, but it sure do STINK!
Thank you, thank you.
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*claps slowly increasing pace* Thank you my good sir, you will be getting a thanks for this
No, I don't blink, why would you ask that?
To moisturize my eyes I dip them fully open into a tub of water for about 5 minutes.
iynfynity said:
Do fish get drown?
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What happens if I drop a teabag in the fish tank?
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dexter93 said:
What happens if I drop a teabag in the fish tank?
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You dropped a tea bag in the fish tank then, which I'm sure if other people were around you'd offend a lot of them haha
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dexter93 said:
What happens if I drop a teabag in the fish tank?
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You sick basterd! You teabagged the fishes!
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You dropped a tea bag in the fish tank then, which I'm sure if other people were around you'd offend a lot of them haha
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Well, the tea would taste kinda fishy, right?
sakai4eva said:
You sick basterd! You teabagged the fishes!
Well, the tea would taste kinda fishy, right?
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What? Dexter is a bass turd? Haha
Yeah, I'd be very fishy, plus...I would avoid the tea all together, but that's just my opinion...
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What? Dexter is a bass turd? Haha
Yeah, I'd be very fishy, plus...I would avoid the tea all together, but that's just my opinion...
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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I'd go with coffee instead. My usual drink.
Blinking is over rated. I tried it once and quickly stopped.
RinZo said:
Blinking is over rated. I tried it once and quickly stopped.
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Sometimes it's addictive. My ex used to keep blinking right in front of my eyes.
sakai4eva said:
Sometimes it's addictive. My ex used to keep blinking right in front of my eyes.
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That's messed up. One night I came home to find my girlfriend blinking. Just sitting on the couch blinking.
RinZo said:
That's messed up. One night I came home to find my girlfriend blinking. Just sitting on the couch blinking.
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Look, if I come home and see my girlfriend on the couch, I'd do a runner. I just broke up with her.
RinZo said:
That's messed up. One night I came home to find my girlfriend blinking. Just sitting on the couch blinking.
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That is SICK! Break up with her. Now.
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BazookaAce said:
That is SICK! Break up with her. Now.
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Break up with her? No, KILL HER!
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Blinking is one of the few joys I have left in life. So yes, I do.
Okay so people have been telling me that I'm awkward because in my advisory class I rarely talk.....I call it shyness they call it awkwardness.
Also when I like someone I freeze and get awkward ....how can I change that?
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What you have to do is stop being awkward and start being awesome... now, where is that drunk thread?
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Meh, wouldn't worry about it.
You're young, that's normal.
In my experience the cocky and obnoxious kids turned out to be dicks and the quieter, shy people ended up being awesome.
As you get older that will all start to change don't worry.
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Oh God, CTM is going to give the nerds and the bees talk to Allen....RUN!!!!!
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Oh God, CTM is going to give the nerds and the bees talk to Allen....RUN!!!!!
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Hahahaha
Nah I think ill leave that one up to his folks
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This is my situation. I go to a ghetto school with like 37 kids and im like the quietest one there.. They always think im weird cuz of that. Its a school. I put it this way. "In 5 years who are these people gonna be to me?" You just gotta stop worrying. If they don't like you for who you are oh well.
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I was the same! Tried to keep work and personal life separate. Was very shy wouldn't go to work functions etc would make up excuses. I was between 18-20 and guess i hadn't really grown up.was scared to accept that i wanted those work colleagues as friends but it was line i was crossing. Plus it got really hard when i fancied a girl at work but just froze and couldn't pluck up courage to ask her out.
Now im well confident...and married but love going out and just socializing. If only i had my confidence now back then!
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Have you heard or read this before?
Reinhold Niebuhr said:
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference
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Well as much as I find it offensively overused and therefore raped of its true sentiment, it is good advice. Forget what you've come here to ask and remember that sometimes things are just what they are and you can't always "fix" everything. Also, just because you perceive things one way doesn't mean other people do. For all you know there could be some hot girl sat across the room from you thinking "He's not like the other guys, and I like that". Be yourself and learn to be happy about who you are, rather than trying to change it.
I've always been a quiet, shy kind of person, but as I've grown and become happier with it it's turned from shyness into a character trait that people know me for and respect. I've become the "strong silent type".
Wow awesome!
I was called shy and awkward like 3 times yesterday....but ill stay how I am...
Thanks!!
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Nah man,if you are awkward and not so social,i suggest you to find some class buddies.if you want and can be awesome,it doesnt mean you will become a ****.trust me,i went through it also,and now everyone likes me.
interesting thread topic... but just try to act like the other people in your class do, and do the things they do, (but dont smoke or do drugs to fit in or whatever those stupid kids do)
VeryCoolAlan said:
Okay so people have been telling me that I'm awkward because in my advisory class I rarely talk.....I call it shyness they call it awkwardness.
Also when I like someone I freeze and get awkward ....how can I change that?
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Im still awkward ....
VeryCoolAlan said:
Im still awkward ....
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You're are....alive?
M_T_M said:
You're are....alive?
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Oh wow you're still here too? Haha
I think mostly everyone else that I knew left :-/
VeryCoolAlan said:
Oh wow you're still here too? Haha
I think mostly everyone else that I knew left :-/
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I'm eternal...
Also, nice to see an old troll back in business :highfive:
OMG someone bumped an old thread!!!!! ???????
WHERE ARE THE MODS?!???!!??!
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OMG someone bumped an old thread!!!!! ��������������
WHERE ARE THE MODS?!???!!??!
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Well then... when a mod tells you to post kittens... You post kittens!
(And for the record, awkward is so much more fun than boring!)
Someone summon the doge army
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Im still awkward ....
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He's been online a little bit, but hardly spoken. Have the off-topic trolls scared him off?
TALK TO US DIRK!!!
I would hazard a guess that he's on one of his self imposed breaks.
To be honest, can't say that I blame him, the quality of gibberish around here lately has been truly terrible...
You've got a valid point there. It was almost a gentleman's club for a while, where we'd sit round in smoking jackets and discuss morals and ethics, along with light speed and infinite mass. Now it's just "check out this chick I pulled. At least I think it's a chick".
Indeed, unfortunately I can't justify banning somebody because they're "crap at OT"...
What's needed is some sort of "Recognised Gentleman With A Tendency To Post Frivolous Yet Somewhat Insightful Crap" title and a private OT...
I'm starting to see why the mafia guys have their own thread.
You come out with some off-the-wall crazy ideas Conan. Next you'll be suggesting some type of moderation!
Now that's crazy...........
So crazy.... that it just might work.
He's healing his eyes. Seriously. I emailed him. Has to take a break from computer screens. He said he's been catching up on the real world and such.
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Yup, you're right. He didn't say much and he said "i need a break", but i think the evidence speaks for itself.
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Yup, you're right. He didn't say much and he said "i need a break", but i think the evidence speaks for itself.
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Argh... shall haunt me nightmares!
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DirkGently said:
boborone said:
DirkGently said:
boborone said:
Just checking on you. Haven't seen you around in a bit. My email is @gmail.com
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Hallo mate!
The worst thing has happened. I'm exiled from the Internet! I've got eye strain so i'm having to give the PC a break until the treacherous orbs of pain are better again. Otherwise things are ok.
I hope you are well?
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Cool. Well not cool at all. But at least you're ok and not in jail. Hopefully your fridge is stocked. Have fun looking at reality for awhile. I know I couldn't do it. OT misses you. Get well soon man.
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Thanks man!
It's been quite liberating being detached from the net. I've been doing it old skool, with crossword puzzles and movie marathons. I feel like i'm missing a lot though, even though i know it's probably nothing i can't live without knowing!
Please say hi to the OT folks for me, and tell the blighters i miss the company. I'm waiting for medical science to catch up so that the docs can go do a Steve Austin on my ass. I've always wanted to be Bionic!
Be well my friend.
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hdkhdkhgdglhgckt
Thanks for letting us know mate. At least now that we know he's okay we can make fun of him instead. I hereby declare the "funny and embarrassing pics of Dirk" competition open!
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cheers bobo
Here's Dirk in his space traveller phase...
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Archer said:
Thanks for letting us know mate. At least now that we know he's okay we can make fun of him instead. I hereby declare the "funny and embarrassing pics of Dirk" competition open!
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I keep in touch if I haven't seen you around. Been meaning to write sake. I'd write you if I started seeing spam unchecked.
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conantroutman said:
Indeed, unfortunately I can't justify banning somebody because they're "crap at OT"...
What's needed is some sort of "Recognised Gentleman With A Tendency To Post Frivolous Yet Somewhat Insightful Crap" title and a private OT...
I'm starting to see why the mafia guys have their own thread.
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Gentleman??
WTH Conantroutman?
What about Gentlewomen??
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Babydoll25 said:
Gentleman??
WTH Conantroutman?
What about Gentlewomen??
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That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
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conantroutman said:
That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
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Don't make me throw things.....
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conantroutman said:
That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
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LMFAO!!!
Kitchen thread creation?
At least he knows he's loved
Dirk is being a Dirk...
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conantroutman said:
That's simply preposterous my good woman.....
Now that you mention it though, this place could do with a kitchen...
Trololololololololol....... lololololol.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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We do have a kitchen.
You know what p's me off the fact that when you go to the movie theatres when you buy popcorn they make you pay for butter now are you kidding me what the crap is up with that 50 cents a squirt I mean really a year ago it was free what is happening to the world
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shadowscreation said:
You know what p's me off the fact that when you go to the movie theatres when you buy popcorn they make you pay for butter now are you kidding me what the crap is up with that 50 cents a squirt I mean really a year ago it was free what is happening to the world
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We don't have that problem in Texas. Just a Oklahoma thing I guess. Try Kansas, maybe they can help you.
It's over 4 dollars a gallon, & my car only takes premium >_<, I can't afford to go anywhere anymore. I can't wait till Obama gets kicked out of office.
Don't even get me started on theaters.. My dad took me to see The Avengers Sunday night... 5 dollars for a medium soda, no refills!!! $6 for a popcorn. In total almost $40 for two people.. The movie wasn't even good.
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Haloman800 said:
It's over 4 dollars a gallon, & my car only takes premium >_<, I can't afford to go anywhere anymore. I can't wait till Obama gets kicked out of office.
Don't even get me started on theaters.. My dad took me to see The Avengers Sunday night... 5 dollars for a medium soda, no refills!!! $6 for a popcorn. In total almost $40 for two people.. The movie wasn't even good.
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I was about to post a witty inbeforelock.jpg but thought naw we can keep it unpolitical. Don't post things political. Thread will get locked and deleted if you do post such.
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How the traces in Brazil are ****inh high. Electronics can cost 2 to 3 times more than in US
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Felimenta97 said:
How the traces in Brazil are ****inh high. Electronics can cost 2 to 3 times more than in US
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But views like this make up for it
Dat's some serious booty!
85gallon said:
Dat's some serious booty!
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yeah, when I die, I'm going to heavan *read Brazil
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85gallon said:
Dat's some serious booty!
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Dude I miss my southern Italian ex so much. Just booty booty booty rockin everywhere
boborone said:
But views like this make up for it
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Do. Not. Want.
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Do. Not. Want.
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ok, what you got in the north? Tall, pale, pretty face, not much on body. Hell you never get to see it cause it's so cold until you get her home, she better have a cute face. You don't have the term butter face up there do you? Can't see the body to tell?
Oh and not trolling, just some thoughts I had. And not knocking your girls, just they're plain white women. Pretty but plain. I'm white, but I like a lil exotic in my women.
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ok, what you got in the north? Tall, pale, pretty face, not much on body. Hell you never get to see it cause it's so cold until you get her home, she better have a cute face. You don't have the term butter face up there do you? Can't see the body to tell?
Oh and not trolling, just some thoughts I had. And not knocking your girls, just they're plain white women. Pretty but plain. I'm white, but I like a lil exotic in my women.
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Crack me up
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boborone said:
ok, what you got in the north? Tall, pale, pretty face, not much on body. Hell you never get to see it cause it's so cold until you get her home, she better have a cute face. You don't have the term butter face up there do you? Can't see the body to tell?
Oh and not trolling, just some thoughts I had. And not knocking your girls, just they're plain white women. Pretty but plain. I'm white, but I like a lil exotic in my women.
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shoot dude i see fine white girls here in the south with bootys like that everyday! but you know what i mean since we are just next door from one another
Okay - thread re-opened as it's not (so far) a political discussion. Let's keep it that way
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Okay - thread re-opened as it's not (so far) a political discussion. Let's keep it that way
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Lol not meant to be political just every day economic annoyances
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shadowscreation said:
Lol not meant to be political just every day economic annoyances
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Yeah, I see that now - my bad. Perhaps you could change the title, just so it doesn't start anything political?
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Yeah, I see that now - my bad. Perhaps you could change the title, just so it doesn't start anything political?
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Done
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fleurdelisxliv said:
shoot dude i see fine white girls here in the south with bootys like that everyday! but you know what i mean since we are just next door from one another
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Yeah, I think all the hormones in the milk are making women more shapely. I p's me off about the economy that they didn't start doing that earlier in my life.
hate the fact that i have to work twice as hard to make 1/3 of what i used to. So i hate commission cuts on you useless eaters.
alaman68 said:
hate the fact that i have to work twice as hard to make 1/3 of what i used to. So i hate commission cuts on you useless eaters.
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Oh hell yeah. My first job while I was in high school paid me $10/hour. Now, I'm lucky to find something at $8. Adjust for inflation and you get HOLY CRAP!