The sitcoms thread - Off-topic

I love to see all the serials especially funny ones
The best: the big bang theory
Seinfeld
And of course
friends
And
two and a half men
when charlie was there
Then castle
24
Transformers prime
Star wars the clone wars
Post yours
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Castle, 24, Transformers, and Star Wars do not really qualify as Sitcoms.
Honestly, since Seinfeld, Family Matters and a few others have gone off air there aren't any that I watch regularly. Most of them are just dumb.

Nice sitcoms you have there...
I like Big Bang Theory, Friends, Two and a Half Men and How I Met Your Mother.

The big bang theory, Dexter the one with the killer, How I met Your Mother and Chuck

This really isn't trolling I'm just curious.
Does anyone really find two and a half men funny? I've seen pretty much every episode (until Sheen got fired) and can't say I ever found it to actually be funny.

063_XOBX said:
This really isn't trolling I'm just curious.
Does anyone really find two and a half men funny? I've seen pretty much every episode (until Sheen got fired) and can't say I ever found it to actually be funny.
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I think it is funny... WAIT! Why on earth would you watch multiple seasons of a sitcom if you don't even find it funny?!
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ArmorD said:
I think it is funny... WAIT! Why on earth would you watch multiple seasons of a sitcom if you don't even find it funny?!
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Girlfriend I live with thinks it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Luckily she hates the new version.

jumbobombo said:
I love to see all the serials especially funny ones
The best: the big bang theory
Seinfeld
And of course
friends
And
two and a half men
when charlie was there
Then castle
24
Transformers prime
Star wars the clone wars
Post yours
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is there any app from which we can download all sitcoms??

Only Fools and Horses :good:

williamhenry0001 said:
is there any app from which we can download all sitcoms??
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Sure there is, but no one is going to tell you openly, cause piracy is frowned on around here.
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In no particular order:
Modern Family
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
New Girl
Community
Parks And Recreation

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Favorite movie of 2010?

My favorite movie of this year is going to be Inception.
has to be Toy Story 3
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My favorite movie of this year is going to be Inception.
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Yeah, I'd probably agree, but I wait until the Oscar nominations to know what to watch and then make my judgment. That's how I've done it for the past few years.
2009 - Up in the Air
2008 - The Wrestler
2007 - There Will Be Blood
Machete is the best movie... a nude jessica alba and alot of dying bastards, blood and weapons, all you need!!! unbeatable!!!
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Machete is the best movie... a nude jessica alba and alot of dying bastards, blood and weapons, all you need!!! unbeatable!!!
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You DO know that it was a body double, right?
I'm sure Harry Potter will be mine, unless they managed to screw it up somehow...
Mine are going to be 2 porn flicks titled: "Blown in 60 Seconds" and "Throbin Hood"
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Mine are going to be 2 porn flicks titled: "Blown in 60 Seconds" and "Throbin Hood"QUOTE]
PMSLMFTO!
SKYLINE....
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i know but the imagination is everything that counts
I can't remeber any great movie in this year, but I think The Collector 2009 is mine favorite.
Definitely best movie of the year, if you haven't seen it, rent/buy/download; It is "Killer Inside Me"
By far the best movie, and you get to see Jessica Alba partially naked and doing it!
I love her and all of her STD's
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I'm sure Harry Potter will be mine, unless they managed to screw it up somehow...
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The 6th movie (Half-blood Prince) was really bad. So, the only positive thing about the seventh HP Movie is, that it can't be any worse than the 6th
My fav is Machete
So far I would say inception.. but that might change this weekend... HP6!
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Exxile said:
Definitely best movie of the year, if you haven't seen it, rent/buy/download; It is "Killer Inside Me"
By far the best movie, and you get to see Jessica Alba partially naked and doing it!
I love her and all of her STD's
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It's a body double!!!!
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You DO know that it was a body double, right?
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Its actually CGI. Its her, but she was wearing underwear that got CGI'd out. Also scott pilgrim v the world is the best movie of the year no questions asked. Machete is a close second.
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EHEMM Back on topic in the off topic thread folks
Ive got a few this year:
Inception
The Social Network
and a great independent movie called The Infidel (very funny )
Kick-Ass is my choice.
Top ten from IMDb:
Rank Rating Title Votes
1. 9.0 Inception (2010) 228,537
2. 8.8 Toy Story 3 (2010) 81,871
3. 8.3 The Social Network (2010) 36,824
4. 8.2 How to Train Your Dragon (2010) 41,160
5. 8.0 Kick-Ass (2010) 99,787
6. 8.0 Shutter Island (2010) 114,470
7. 7.9 The Town (2010) 17,627
8. 7.9 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) 33,996
9. 7.7 Buried (2010/II) 5,181
10. 7.6 Easy A (2010) 5,480
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the Social Network was definitely good. Really made me feel like an ass for being on Facebook
machete ftw!
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the Social Network was definitely good. Really made me feel like an ass for being on Facebook
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Same lol
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Favourite movie thread...

Post your favourite movie of all time in this thread, ill start:
Mines a tie between inception, shutter island and the shawshank redemption...
Two great psychological thrillers, and one just plain damn good movie...
Terminator 2, the scene where T1000 crashes and starts walking through liquid nitrogen, gets frozen, and then the terminator shoots him into a million pieces is so badass. Had the best graphics of its time
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Was discussing this with my sister...
Batman:TDK, LOTR and Children of Men
Really torn between Lucky Number Slevin and Triangle. Both amazing films, but very different.
School of Rock
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Matchstick Men
50 First Dates
"Zatoichi" or "The Shootist".........
More importantly, my least favourite film of all time as of the other night......... "The Human Centipede"
The Social Network
127 Hours
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Pope of Greenwich Village with Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts and Daryl Hannah
I'm not sure where I sent this from.... or how I did it
Police State 4: The Rise of FEMA
The big lebowski
Scent phrum mie fone!
conantroutman said:
"Zatoichi" or "The Shootist".........
More importantly, my least favourite film of all time as of the other night......... "The Human Centipede"
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Haha.
My friend was going om about how gruesome the human centipede is, but i watched the trailer and read a few reviews an discovered that the majority of disgusting stuff i only implied, you don't get to see any of the surgery for instance, you just see the victims screaming in pain...
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Haha.
My friend was going om about how gruesome the human centipede is, but i watched the trailer and read a few reviews an discovered that the majority of disgusting stuff i only implied, you don't get to see any of the surgery for instance, you just see the victims screaming in pain...
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First of all, sorry to derail the thread but this is off topic after all
Secondly, yeah, I wasnt expecting a cinematic masterpiece but I did think that there might be some cheap thrills to be had in the form of uber-gruesome over the top comedy gore but there wasnt. Ive seen more gruesome disney films.......
Die hard ... The best xmas movie ever
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The Original Star wars and back to the future series.
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The Blues Brothers
friday the 13th 1-3
nightmare on elm st 1
return of the living dead 1
maximum overdrive
That reminds me of 28 days/weeks/months later
I know where you live!
I also know that Froyo X, ad-hoc, and xda app is the best mix ever
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...maximum overdrive
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Great AC/DC soundtrack and movie not bad adaptation of S.K story.
Terminator 2 were Arnold says I'll be back
Donnie Darko.
I wish I had a Frank mask.

Who is your favorite person in history?

Like the title says. Name your favorite historical human being.
Mine is: Gandhi
Napoleon Bonaparte! That man was brilliant and schizophrenic
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-
Jesus christ.
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Jesus christ.
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hey now, no mythical characters allowed.
JOKES
hahahha.
But anyways...mine would probably be.... John Lennon.
Peace.
You guys probably don't know him but Michael Collins. He played a give part in where Ireland is today among with many other Irish people.
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+1 for Jesus Christ.
p/s: He's not that mythical dudes...
Mine would have to be the first man to look at a cow and say:
"You see those there dangily things there? Imma gonna squeeze them, yank em round a bit, then drink whatever comes out of them..."
telegraph0000 said:
Mine would have to be the first man to look at a cow and say:
"You see those there dangily things there? Imma gonna squeeze them, yank em round a bit, then drink whatever comes out of them..."
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It was probably the same guy who saw his son did the same to his wife.
Definitely Charlie Sheen. He has TigerBlood and is so winningly
Whomever the dude was who invented air guitars.
Seriously, I have no favorite historical person. There are a great many I like or respect, for instance the U.S.'s founding fathers, or John Locke, or Winston Churchill, or Thomas à Becket.
I am far more impressed with and inspired by those of good moral and ethical character, in particular those willing to defend their moral compass even at the cost of their own life.
Thomas edison.
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Probably Winston Churcill
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Thomas edison.
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Very appropriate, considering your handle
Hans Rudel. As his counterparts stated after the war, "shame he wasn't on our side..".
DirkGently1 said:
Hans Rudel. As his counterparts stated after the war, "shame he wasn't on our side..".
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Damn. He was awesome!
Ada Lovelace.
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Damn. He was awesome!
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except for the fact he killed so many people...
Probably Nikola Teslaen.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
or Albert Einstein maybe? There are too many to choose
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urbanengine1 said:
except for the fact he killed so many people...
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Not bad for someone whose flight instructor said he was unremarkable and wouldn't amount to anything huh?
Seriously though, it wasn't his efficiency in combat that make him so unique but the almost superhuman way in which he went about living his life. For example, after losing his lower leg in battle he was told that he faced a six month stint in hospital and would never fly again. Six weeks later he had fashioned himself a prosthesis, checked himself out and pitched up at his airfield asking for a plane to fly.
After the war he went on to complete some 1st ascents (mountaineering), and competed in the Olympics (Skiiing) against able bodied competitors. The list of feats is nearly endless. This man grabbed life by the balls and squeezed hard!
If i had even a fraction of the drive this man had i might have made something of my life
Jesus no joke though lol

gangnam style needs to die and veeman needs to be banned

How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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Although I feel I should lock this thread into oblivion, I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment and therefore will simply post this....
IN BEFORE TEH LOCK!!!!
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Danial723 said:
How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
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Too much information...
ShadowLea said:
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
Too much information...
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I have two daughters....I'm petrified of the actuality of such a conversation.
Sent from your mom.
Just saw a YouTube video of this. Where do I sign?
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GTFO from the internet gangnam style
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We could also petition against Justin Biever, Lady Gaga and Kaney West while we're here.
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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as a drummer, I strongly agree. I can play any (reasonable) beat known to man, but I can't dance worth a crap.
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music as I rhythmically lock threads.
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Sent from your mom.
Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
DirkGently said:
Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Funny you should say that actually. Not because of Parkinsons or DTs, but because I don't understand what's even meant to be funny about Gangnam Style. I was going to see my doctor about a bad case of solitude and loneliness. Either that or superiority. Not sure
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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QFT because sometimes (quite often where Dirk is involved) a thanks is not enough.
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There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
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There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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So, in a round about way, we have another reason why people shouldn't dance. Dancing directly causes STD's. Remember kids, just say NO to dancing! :silly:
Just because you don't understand what he says doesn't make it any less awesome.

The Official Football (soccer) Banter thread! (Including transfer rumors)

So yeah banter.
I'll start, Manchester city and Chelsea bought their way to success, they used oil rich tycoons to get to the top without the money they provided Chelsea and city would be a lower table club fighting for relegation.
I have no idea what this thread is all about but just wanted to say hi mate :laugh::silly:
Edit: Googled it and found THIS
ban·ter/ˈbantər/
Noun:
The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks.
Verb:
Talk or exchange remarks in a good-humored teasing way: "the men bantered with the waitresses"; "a bantering tone".
Synonyms:
noun. jest - joke - raillery - pleasantry - badinage
verb. joke - jest - chaff - lark - tease - jape - mock
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M_T_M said:
I have no idea what this thread is all about but just wanted to say hi mate :laugh::silly:
Edit: Googled it and found THIS
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Hi mate, long time no speak! banter is just general horsing about
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So yeah banter.
I'll start, Manchester city and Chelsea bought their way to success, they used oil rich tycoons to get to the top without the money they provided Chelsea and city would be a lower table club fighting for relegation.
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Which club do you support then? FCB?
King ACE said:
Which club do you support then? FCB?
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Manchester United and Rochdale
inb4 we bought our way to the top
because we didn't, we use a mix of homegrown and bought.
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Manchester United and Rochdale
inb4 we bought our way to the top
because we didn't, we use a mix of homegrown and bought.
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Ermagehrd. Man utd supporter. Happy with our old player, you folk are, aren't you?
samuel2706 said:
Manchester United and Rochdale
inb4 we bought our way to the top
because we didn't, we use a mix of homegrown and bought.
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MU haz me vote due to having The El Chicharito :silly:
M_T_M said:
MU haz me vote due to having The El Chicharito :silly:
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Lol, the latest super sub. You must wonder though, if he's that good, why not start him?
samuel2706 said:
So yeah banter.
I'll start, Manchester city and Chelsea bought their way to success, they used oil rich tycoons to get to the top without the money they provided Chelsea and city would be a lower table club fighting for relegation.
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You are one of the fake glory hunter fans... Of MU... nothing else.... Criticizing other teams
It doesn't matter if team is built by buying good players or by developing young talent...
What matters is the game and passion for club...
A true United fan would encourage City and Chelsea... For a better competition...
Winning with pride is what matters...
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Lol, the latest super sub. You must wonder though, if he's that good, why not start him?
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Because he is not that good, his playing style isn't really that great. It sits in the rivals general goalpost area and waits for the ball.
You Live To Die.
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Because he is not that good, his playing style isn't really that great. It sits in the rivals general goalpost area and waits for the ball.
You Live To Die.
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Exactly but that's what Van Persie does too...
The formation leaves no option for the striker apart from waiting as midfield is handled by Rooney :thumbup:
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He started against Norwich City. He didn't score then... He is a Super Sub, not a Super Starter, like Edin Džeko.
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He started against Norwich City. He didn't score then... He is a Super Sub, not a Super Starter, like Edin Džeko.
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Good point...he seems to do better by playing only a few minutes in the game. Also...for those complaining about his soccer skills...haters gonna hate...he still scores more often than most high end footballers I reckon
That;s his job...to be there to push the ball in :cyclops:
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Good point...he seems to do better by playing only a few minutes in the game. Also...for those complaining about his soccer skills...haters gonna hate...he still scores more often than most high end footballers I reckon
That;s his job...to be there to push the ball in :cyclops:
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You seem to not be well acquainted with football, then, it seems. Other strikers not only score, but provide assists too.. he can hardly play a full 45 minutes let alone score and assist..
May the Thanks button RIP. We will miss you.
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You are one of the fake glory hunter fans... Of MU... nothing else.... Criticizing other teams
It doesn't matter if team is built by buying good players or by developing young talent...
What matters is the game and passion for club...
A true United fan would encourage City and Chelsea... For a better competition...
Winning with pride is what matters...
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I was born in manchester, raised in manchester, i have been to games, i have done the tour, i have the kit, i have always supported them.
How am i a glory supporter?
Why would i encourage my cross city rivals, are you absolutely crazy?
Also this can be a transfer rumor thread, i decided.
Nani to Juventus sounds likely.
Snijder to Manchester United sounds unlikely
Yes Sam!! I support Chelsea lads, and I think benitez is a twat. And hopefully falcao will be a summer recruit although I doubt it :L
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Yes Sam!! I support Chelsea lads, and I think benitez is a twat. And hopefully falcao will be a summer recruit although I doubt it :L
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I can see Falcao going to Chelsea tbh, he said he wanted to leave in January, might even get him earlier!
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You seem to not be well acquainted with football, then, it seems. Other strikers not only score, but provide assists too.. he can hardly play a full 45 minutes let alone score and assist..
May the Thanks button RIP. We will miss you.
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You troll...his job in particular is to be there to finish the job. he was never an extraordinaire footballer, just a great finisher.
I've followed him ever since he was playing in Chivas
M_T_M said:
You troll...his job in particular is to be there to finish the job. he was never an extraordinaire footballer, just a great finisher.
I've followed him ever since he was playing in Chivas
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Exactly, he is an excellent old fashioned goal poacher, his pace and intelligence keeps him one step ahead, it takes a good football brain to always be their and score those important goals!
Bit like Ole gunnar

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