What Would Happen If You're Not In Life? - Off-topic

Well, what would happen if you're not in life??
Me: if i wasnt in life, my family would never know about android.
What About YOU?

Are you trying to say "what would happen if you weren't alive? " meaning I didnt exist ever "my life"?....
I'm just asking because I'm confused.
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gplock said:
Are you trying to say "what would happen if you weren't alive? " meaning I did instinct never gladdened "my life"....
I'm just asking because I'm confused.
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Yup, thats what i mean
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!

Then I agree with ur 1st statement. My family would not have all the features the customs they do have. Because of android, xda, and me... I tell them about xda but they don't care. Then they see my phone and say "do it for me please" so I do, agree with ur 1st statement!
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Without me, 2 iPhones would be bought...... *shiver*
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nothing gr8 would happen but my mom will die crying if i would be no more
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Without me my home pc would be free for anyone to use
And my school wouldn't have got a first prize title in badminton
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All Chinese buffets in my local area would be suffering from financial depression.

UMMMMM PEOPLE!!! If you never existed in life you wouldn't have families that would buy iPhones or not know about android features!!!
WOW!!
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85gallon said:
UMMMMM PEOPLE!!! If you never existed in life you wouldn't have families that would buy iPhones or not know about android features!!!
WOW!!
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What?
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veeman said:
What?
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See above posts from what people posted.

Without me, there shouldnt have been a Xperia X8 ICS for stockkernel rom.
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I remembered something, without me Safariking wouldnt name the ROM GioSIII
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!

Without me my ex-wife would probably be much happier - but my kids wouldn't have been born, so I guess it levels out in the long-run.

Without me, my wife would probably be rich.
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Me not alive... I guess I won't be called "the guy with the BIG ASS PHONE"
Everywhere I go... ppl ask me.... "is that a phone?"
Lol
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Without me, this thread wouldn't have 18 posts. You're very welcome.

Without me there would be like, THREE CHICKS on xda
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Babydoll25 said:
Without me there would be like, THREE CHICKS on xda
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Oh, the horror!

Without me, this thread wouldn't be locked.
With me, it won't be locked either
Thank you, much love, goodnight.

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How many friends do you have? (on xda)

As the title suggests, post the no, of friends you have (on xda)
Your profile > on right side > post the number
i'll start
82!
What is wrong with u?
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funtimes said:
What is wrong with u?
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nothing
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Over 9000
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Archer said:
Over 9000
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9001 FTW
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Everyone in OT? (they are all not actually listed in my profile but.....)
AND Pipsqueak....She loves me!
Definitely NOT being sent from my HTC Amaze4G until Christmas Day.....
0. arent i popular?
4
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funtimes said:
What is wrong with u?
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I know right.
Enough.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
I'm new here. So I have... Zero. Hehe
Your friends list is empty )
13+
13 on friends list but i have more
0, nobody likes the new guy. Jk, still not enough posts to be helpful and earn friends )
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rubixcube81 said:
0, nobody likes the new guy. Jk, still not enough posts to be helpful and earn friends )
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Friends aren't earned... They are bought, through thanks. Now thank me 20 times and I shall accept you as a friend
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like 0
but the guys over at the GSM Evo 3D forums are real cool
The T989 forums though, ehhhh
Mmmhmm , this is what happens when my good friend cdesai here is bored
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JaY iZz BaKk said:
like 0
but the guys over at the GSM Evo 3D forums are real cool
The T989 forums though, ehhhh
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Atleast you have people.
In the surround forums there's only like 10 people
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deliriousDroid said:
Friends aren't earned... They are bought, through thanks. Now thank me 20 times and I shall accept you as a friend
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Well played, Sir. On a budget, thanked you once. You are ok with layaway, no?

What's 86 plus 264?

I'm not really good at math... can someone help me?
42 .
LordManhattan said:
42 .
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It is the answer to all things.
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LordManhattan said:
42 .
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Nice inference, but I appear to be alluding to something much more....
You've successfully wasted about and hour of your time for a simple math problem. Congratulations! Its called Google. Or even you're phone lol. Also, its 350.
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invasion2 said:
You've successfully wasted about and hour of your time for a simple math problem. Congratulations! Its called Google. Or even you're phone lol. Also, its 350.
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Did I ever tell you about the time I met the Lochness Monster?
graymonkey44 said:
Did I ever tell you about the time I met the Lochness Monster?
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I need about three fiddy
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I told you not to give that lochness monster no tree fiddy!
Last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur!
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Damn tree fitty... Shoulda offered him a buck o' nine first.
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Answer = 2EA
I just asked Sergei....... Simples!
Elvis is aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of the sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water. We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat, and I said, "Thomas, Thomas, what on earth is that creature?" It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...Oh, it was so scary!...and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?" And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree-fitty."

			
				
I dunno. I've never heard of this mystical thing known as plus. Who can explain it?
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Took me a few days but I finally figured it out! Its 86264!
Yuhfhrh said:
Took me a few days but I finally figured it out! Its 86264!
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Meh. Literal addition. Funny.
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jaseglenn4 said:
Meh. Literal addition. Funny.
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Is there anything else besides literal addition? Never heard of illiteral addition... or of the word illiteral actually... And yeah I'm literally typing this because frankly I have nothing better to do! Literally!
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New website

Hi I'm looking to start a real interesting website. It'll have funky pictures and my own opinions all over it. Biased obviously.
One half of the site will be all things android. Like what ROM is the best yo.
I bes like creating a new stylee..it don't matter if there's enough review of android phones/ROM websites on the WWW.I'll add another one to the tally
I'll be bringing my flavour with a funky logo yeah.
Does some mug who is a total noob want to start a website. It doesn't matter if you know me I'm sound yeah.
I like making pointless threads check me aight
I've wasted precious minutes writing this post and you spent a minute reading it. Crazy times ya get me
Peace out. I'm going to start raving about the hottest phone out.yah yah
(How helpthreads in xda should go lol)
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This sounds like a grand idea yo. Bump.
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There is something wrong with you...
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I think archer got lost... probably using apple maps
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^^^^^
It doesn't matter if you know me I'm sound yeah
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Seriously?
This is the reason we need 2 mods. One in Europe and one in Brooklyn, NY in Greenpoint that has no life and stays on XDA until about the time Archer wakes up.
No not seriously lol. I was joking. I don't use English like that. Just wanted to see how many replys more than anything else.
I saw the post by some chap asking for help on a website and thought it was hilarious how the mod shut him down without any replys. Not surprising
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shahrukhraza said:
I think archer got lost... probably using apple maps
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No worries, his sidekick is here.
Thread closed before the trolls take this place over once and for all. :silly:

Favourite Person in the World:)

Who's yr favorite person on Earth...
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It's you again?
You are my favorite person
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Me ofcourse
Sent from...
why do you care where I sent it from??
Who ever locks this thread.
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Me
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People who start threads like this and don't answer their own question in the OP
Dr. Deflecto says:
Let's go a different direction with this here thread.
Least Favourite Person in the World
Mine,
The ahole a few streets over with all junk stored in front of his sh*thole house.
Thats OK said:
Dr. Deflecto says:
Let's go a different direction with this here thread.
Least Favourite Person in the World
Mine,
The ahole a few streets over with all junk stored in front of his sh*thole house.
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So you live in a trailer park?
boborone said:
So you live in a trailer park?
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Lol
Nah...
Not yet anyhoo.
I have a bad habit of thinking people should have respect for their neighbors.
Lol
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Leeroy Jenkins.
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Myself!:cyclops:
Leslie Nielson. George Carlin.
-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
Today:
Guy at DMV that made things easy.
Usually my wife, sometimes my son.
Aside from family or friends, George Carlin is a great choice.
People in my case:
Chris Farley
Will Ferrell
Brittany Murphy
Timothy Leary
H. S. Thompson
Johnny Depp
Einstein
Mattias Duarte
Adam West
Patrick Stewart
Neil deGrasse Tyson
jRi0T68 said:
Usually my wife...
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Not a lie, lol. She doesn't read xda and wouldn't ever know I said it. Usually, she is.
She's funny, sarcastic, highly motivated and intelligent and helps push me toward my goals. Sometimes, though...
jRi0T68 said:
Not a lie, lol. She doesn't read xda and wouldn't ever know I said it. Usually, she is.
She's funny, sarcastic, highly motivated and intelligent and helps push me toward my goals. Sometimes, though...
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Lol, I knew the truth will come out.
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Jesus' driver, Kevin Mahogny.
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Favorite past time?

Name whatever hobby or event you like to do
troll
closing threads:laugh:
ReOpening threads
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sittin here replyin to pointless threads ..... do u really think i have a f uckin hobby????
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sittin here replyin to pointless threads ..... do u really think i have a f uckin hobby????
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Touching yourself at night does count as a hobby
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Danial723 said:
Touching yourself at night does count as a hobby
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well good for u......... least u got somethin :good:
ForeverAlone.jpg
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- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
Building computers
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Getting laid, burnin trees
freakboy13 said:
Getting laid, burnin trees
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How about doing both simultaneously...
Emptying beer cans.
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+1 on the getting laid lol. And been on xda...I hate my job.
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Surfing
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Emptying beer cans.
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I prefer vodka bottles. But our hobbies share much in common.
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FlyGurl said:
I prefer vodka bottles. But our hobbies share much in common.
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Emptying beer cans.
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Or emptying blue bins
sony xperia ray
ics 4.0.4 rooted
stock rom
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Or emptying blue bins
sony xperia ray
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stock rom
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No, I fill the blue bins with said cans.
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