Your worst brain fart - Off-topic

If you don't no what a brain fart is
Eg: you go in a room and forget what you want in the room for

Seems like this could be handled under "Confessions"? Or "Awkward and Awesome Moments?

What did I come to this thread for again?

lol I like that
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mf2112 said:
Seems like this could be handled under "Confessions"? Or "Awkward and Awesome Moments?
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I don't class a brain fart as a awkward moment it's. More like a what the hell moment. Plus I'm only having sum fun is that so bad??
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haker307 said:
I don't class a brain fart as a awkward moment it's. More like a what the hell moment. Plus I'm only having sum fun is that so bad??
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Sorry man, not trying to spoil your fun but I suspect that Archer and Vanessaem are going to be closing this thread before too long. You haven't been here in OT long so you might not realize how it works.

haker307 said:
I don't class a brain fart as a awkward moment it's. More like a what the hell moment. Plus I'm only having sum fun is that so bad??
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Something tells me you brainfarted a lot in English class.
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Do any of you consider each other buddies?

Well I've come to know some members here and we are all a big community.
So do any of you guys consider each other buddies/friends or just a community of people?
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Pretty much all my fellow metalheads here.
Yeah well a few, I've made a couple of friends on here!
cashyftw said:
Yeah well a few, I've made a couple of friends on here!
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Hey what's up wanna be my new friend lol
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Moderator............ PLEASE CLOSE THREAD
oka1 said:
Moderator............ PLEASE CLOSE THREAD
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I guess he doesn't have many friends
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No I don't post enough but I've gotten fond of reading xrider66's comments lol and yours to alanrock (whatever...)..people may hate xrider but hes actually pretty smart IMO...
Lol me too. Well in school anyways. I don't hate rider66 he's cool!
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Alanrocks15 said:
Lol me too. Well in school anyways. I don't hate rider66 he's cool!
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I want to be cool, too.
I have no friends. </3
I don't know about friend, but made myself an enemy here for sure (Samsung developers)
Anyways, I'd say xrider is a curious dude and Alanrocks made a nice "black magic woman" song
I dunno.... I feel I get along a lot better with some then I do with others. Some people just appear more open to questions and friendly and they are the ones I tent to feel more of a connection with.
everyone except that guy asking for the Miami Heat bootup animation.
theexel said:
I want to be cool, too.
You are cool! Ill be your friend!
I have no friends. </3
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anthonys2r said:
everyone except that guy asking for the Miami Heat bootup animation.
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I agree go Celtics!
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I feel loved.
Yay!
jriv said:
I guess he doesn't have many friends
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oka1 is someone I would consider a "friend" on here... much, much more so than the "kids" on here who just ask a ton of questions (for no apparent reason) and those who troll.
I "like" all the people on here who GENUINELY seem to be here for the RIGHT reasons.
Not really. This community is just too big to get to know each other. If it was smaller then yeah maybe we would be buddies. With the exception of us metalheads. We will always be brothers, buddies no matter where we are \m/ another thing to add, most prople here are kids(immature). If not kids the're noobs who can't read.
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Br1ck'd is a good friend of mine.
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iwillkillyou said:
With the exception of us metalheads. We will always be brothers, buddies no matter where we are \m/
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Hailz!
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s15274n said:
oka1 is someone I would consider a "friend" on here... much, much more so than the "kids" on here who just ask a ton of questions (for no apparent reason) and those who troll.
I "like" all the people on here who GENUINELY seem to be here for the RIGHT reasons.
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If it wasn't for the "kids" on this forum, then this forum would be straight-out boring.
You guys are boring, the oldies, yes i'm talking about you.
It's like as soon as you became age 25+ you stopped learning to just "chill" and have fun. I'm sure you have fun in real life with people your same age or your kids or something, but without us here, this would be one hell of a lonely forum.
Some people need to accept that teens have smartphones, "OH I WONDER, WHY WOULD A 16 YEAR OLD BOY NEED A SMARTPHONE?!"
We like their functionalities. If you didn't notice from when YOU were a teen, teens are extremely curious. Don't act as if you were never a teen. You acted the same as us, and don't deny it.
SOME may be "over-dramatic"? or more immature, that i understand but immaturity is a part of being a teen, accept it or just gtfo.

Scariest movies?

Its been a while since I tried to watch one. But if I remember Pray for Morning was one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDmJRSXHVfY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Maybe 2001s The Hole http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7utYx1vcM0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Or 2006s shadow Walkers
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Movies Thread here:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1265918
We've just had a long chat about scary movies and there's a good number of them listed.
Excorsism.luck.
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Excorsism.
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Why do you feel the need to swear in most of your posts? Can you remove the profanity please and stop doing it?
If it bugs you so very much,don't read my posts.
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DeHuMaNiZeD said:
If it bugs you so very much,don't read my posts.
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If your posts aren't worth reading, why make them in the first place?
Because I want to.
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I asked nicely because I see you swearing all over the forum, even though it's clearly against the rules. A bit of consideration for other members is all I'm asking.
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I asked nicely because I see you swearing all over the forum, even though it's clearly against the rules. A bit of consideration for other members is all I'm asking.
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Or we can just take him to the back room and beat him up XDA style.
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Or we can just take him to the back room and beat him up XDA style.
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Tempting, but meh. I asked nicely and he said no so I've reported it. It's in the hands of mods now. They can take him to the back room and beat him up
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Because I want to.
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And you managed that without any profanity.
It's not that difficult is it?
xaccers said:
And you managed that without any profanity.
It's not that difficult is it?
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Well,I don't curse in my every sentence,so...
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DeHuMaNiZeD said:
Well,I don't curse in my every sentence,so...
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That's the ironic thing - in certain company, I do! I have a filthier mouth than Deb Morgan (if you don't know who she is, search youtube for deb morgan filthy mouth). It's just not appropriate if you don't know the company, and when there's a potential 300,000 people reading what you write I think it's best to assume it may offend and not do it.
I find that if you only swear when it's really called for, then people actually take notice, compared with someone who f's and blinds every other word.
For instance, when I've worked on a support desk and something major goes wrong, if I swear people look up, take notice, offer their support and the problem gets resolved quicker, where as one of my colleagues who'd always be swearing would just get ignored.
Idk,I really don't find swearing something offensive and especially if its not pointed to anyone...
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DeHuMaNiZeD said:
Idk,I really don't find swearing something offensive and especially if its not pointed to anyone...
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Me neither. As far as I see it, they're just words like "broken" and "bad". It's just consideration for others that are offended that I think needs to be remembered. Besides, it's in the rules so this isn't the place for it.
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Idk,I really don't find swearing something offensive and especially if its not pointed to anyone...
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Which begs the question "why bother swearing?"
If they're just words to you, then they don't add anything.
They're an important part of the English language, their purpose is to impose a shock on others, even if it's just a small one. If they lose that then there is no point in using them.
Compare these sentences:
"He had an open wound on his leg"
"He had an oozing open wound on his leg"
The second one paints a much grimmer image simply by adding a word.
It brings different images to mind.
I got the point.are we good?
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How to train your...

Flying spaghetti monster. Its simple! First, approach it with a calm look. If it sees you are worthy, it will not vaporize you. Then you can start making it do cool tricks, such as destroying civilizations for the exchange of your eternal servitude. Good luck with your flying spaghetti monster. If you want one just call 1-800-123-fsmt.
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I've contacted someone who can possibly save you from yourself. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
MissionImprobable said:
I've contacted someone who can possibly save you from yourself. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Lol. Anyway this thread was fo the lulz
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Then it should actually be funny, no?
MissionImprobable said:
Then it should actually be funny, no?
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For me.
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iKoolkid said:
For me.
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And when do the rest of us get our fun? Archer? Vanessaem? Can you come and lock this thread and preferably hit the not-so-kool-kid with a ban as well so we can have our fun
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And when do the rest of us get our fun? Archer? Vanessaem? Can you come and lock this thread and preferably hit the not-so-kool-kid with a ban as well so we can have our fun
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SimonTS said:
And when do the rest of us get our fun? Archer? Vanessaem? Can you come and lock this thread and preferably hit the not-so-kool-kid with a ban as well so we can have our fun
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If someone can get demerits for being an a$$, you will take the cake.:banghead:
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This isn't the "create any old crap thread I can think of" forum, so stop treating it as such. Public warning this time - private warning if it happens again.
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Females on XDA - Sound off

If you are female, or feeling like a female, write down.
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Dude, this thread is so not neccessary.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Dude, this thread is so not neccessary.
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Just like 90% of the threads currently being created on OT. Unfortunately the XDA Gods seem to have abandoned us to whatever cr4p comes out way and the Mods don't seem to care much either.
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Just like 90% of the threads currently being created on OT. Unfortunately the XDA Gods seem to have abandoned us to whatever cr4p comes out way and the Mods don't seem to care much either.
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You have never been more wrong.
This is like cheating in a game.
Your meant to 'discover' female members and your meant to be all like "Didn't know chicks were on xda" when (if) you find one
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The females on XDA are so cool. I prefer to speak with them than most of the dudes here.
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The females on XDA are so cool. I prefer to speak with them than most of the dudes here.
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Here here
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It's either lecherous or pointless. Not sure which, but I'll close it either way.

Its funny what people are doing at the moment!!

1.making useless threads for example post your homescreen,development guide etc even when phone is not released in order to earn thanks!!
2.asking for specs confirmation....
Mine question to them:
How can one know specs at the moment when phone is still to be released!!
So people have some patience and wait for its release...everything will be clear!
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Droidlover123 said:
1.making useless threads for example post your homescreen,development guide etc even when phone is not released in order to earn thanks!!
2.asking for specs confirmation....
Mine question to them:
How can one know specs at the moment when phone is still to be released!!
So people have some patience and wait for its release...everything will be clear!
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I agree, so I'm just having fun with it all, having a harmless joke here and there
However, you don't need to have a "hit thanks if I helped" in your sig either
To be honest I wish they would remove the thanks button as I get sick of people asking to be thanked and worrying about some arbitrary thank meter
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I agree, so I'm just having fun with it all, having a harmless joke here and there
However, you don't need to have a "hit thanks if I helped" in your sig either
To be honest I wish they would remove the thanks button as I get sick of people asking to be thanked and worrying about some arbitrary thank meter
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Haha... but I have a if condition in mine sign
Bro thanks button is not bad...it kinda motivate you but uselessly expecting for it sucks...
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The funniest thing about this thread is that by the time you realize it is not worth reading, it is too late for you to stop reading it. You're having delusions of competence.
F4M0U569 said:
The funniest thing about this thread is that by the time you realize it is not worth reading, it is too late for you to stop reading it. You're having delusions of competence.
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I know this thread is useless too...
But can stop expressing what's happening...
And bro you got to write in a non riddle language for others to understand you!!
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Droidlover123 said:
I know this thread is useless too...
But can stop expressing what's happening...
And bro you got to write in a non riddle language for others to understand you!!
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Maybe you should start learning more English!
This thread is about as funny as a fart in a space suit!
Thread Closed.......as it serves no purpose....

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