Inspired by this thread, I searched and was surprised to see this didn't already exist.
Simply post your favorite chat up/break up lines here.
I'll get the ball rolling with - You're like a dictionary cause you add meaning to my life.
And the break up line - My goldfish died and I can't cope. Sorry.
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Chat up: Nice legs, What time do they open.
Break up: Sorry, Its not me, its you.
Good day to you madam, lovely weather we are having.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Get your coat. You've pulled
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Break up text: ily.
Girl: obviously...
Me: no I'm leaving you.
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Chat up: DAT ass.
Break up:
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Break-up line - "I'm not sure our relationship can survive me going to prison"
Chat-up line - "Hi there, I'm a bad boy - wanna see my rap sheet?"
Chatup line - You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
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Okay, I used all these and I got slapped around 10 times. What is this ****?
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VaderSKN said:
Okay, I used all these and I got slapped around 10 times. What is this ****?
:trollface:
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I never said they were good
Boyid you fall from heaven?
Girl:Aww, that's so sweet <3
Boy:Cause you sure as hell messed up your face a bit.
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickel
What's a pretty girl like you doing with a face like that?
m1l4droid said:
My typical chat up line:
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Look into my eyes...
Pick-up line: You're the hottest goat I've seen in days
Break-up line: I was trolling you, babe. I was only with you so I could hack Cupertino home base from your IP. See you in 15-20.
Pick up line: ERMAHGERDDDD
Breakup Line: No...I think you were retard when we met.....
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debrancherenzym said:
Pick up line: ERMAHGERDDDD
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You just reminded me of this -
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KidCarter93 said:
You just reminded me of this -
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"Knowledge is power" = Read, Read, Read!
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You're fired. Pack your stuff and get the **** out of here.
Auf wiedersehen
Chat up: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
Break up: Get out. Just go. We are through. Through. Because of your actions, you scorpion woman.
StormMcCloud said:
Get out. Just go. We are through. Through. Because of your actions, you scorpion woman.
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Did you just quote The Bold and the Beautiful?
I don't want to know..
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LordManhattan said:
Did you just quote The Bold and the Beautiful?
I don't want to know..
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facepalm.jpg
Both lines are from the same movie.
Related
I'm not really good at math... can someone help me?
42 .
LordManhattan said:
42 .
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It is the answer to all things.
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LordManhattan said:
42 .
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Nice inference, but I appear to be alluding to something much more....
You've successfully wasted about and hour of your time for a simple math problem. Congratulations! Its called Google. Or even you're phone lol. Also, its 350.
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invasion2 said:
You've successfully wasted about and hour of your time for a simple math problem. Congratulations! Its called Google. Or even you're phone lol. Also, its 350.
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Did I ever tell you about the time I met the Lochness Monster?
graymonkey44 said:
Did I ever tell you about the time I met the Lochness Monster?
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I need about three fiddy
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I told you not to give that lochness monster no tree fiddy!
Last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur!
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Damn tree fitty... Shoulda offered him a buck o' nine first.
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Answer = 2EA
I just asked Sergei....... Simples!
Elvis is aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of the sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water. We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat, and I said, "Thomas, Thomas, what on earth is that creature?" It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...Oh, it was so scary!...and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?" And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree-fitty."
I dunno. I've never heard of this mystical thing known as plus. Who can explain it?
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Took me a few days but I finally figured it out! Its 86264!
Yuhfhrh said:
Took me a few days but I finally figured it out! Its 86264!
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Meh. Literal addition. Funny.
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jaseglenn4 said:
Meh. Literal addition. Funny.
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Is there anything else besides literal addition? Never heard of illiteral addition... or of the word illiteral actually... And yeah I'm literally typing this because frankly I have nothing better to do! Literally!
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For a science fair project I'm testing how fast people react based on their age. I need more subjects. I found an app by chingy1788 called Reaction Time that works well. it is free. So if you would post a screenshot along with your age (a range is fine like 45-50, 50-55) Yea, so thanks
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Don't do it, it's a trap
Ill do ot later when i get out of class
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OK ill bite
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Here ya go
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That app is crap. It doesn't register multiple taps, so you can tap like crazy and get results like Sarni without any problems.
But okay, i'm the fastest man in the universe. 1 ms. I'm 25. Contact Guinness!
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That app is crap. It doesn't register multiple taps, so you can tap like crazy and get results like Sarni without any problems.
But okay, i'm the fastest man in the universe. 1 ms. I'm 25. Contact Guinness!
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........... hes right the app also gives false readings too
there's always the old fashion way of Scaring Jebus out of someone and timing there facial muscles
htc fan89 said:
there's always the old fashion way of Scaring Jebus out of someone and timing there facial muscles
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True u could try that lol
htc fan89 said:
there's always the old fashion way of Scaring Jebus out of someone and timing there facial muscles
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Hah, and make good use of any front facing camera..
103 years old! I destroyed all of you lazy kids! HA!
103? I bet you're like this then.
LordManhattan said:
103? I bet you're like this then.
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Actually I'm like this!
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Cool! You're Orlando Cole!
LordManhattan said:
Cool! You're Orlando Cole!
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Give or take a few letters!
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you really want to see insane reaction times..
Pull stat data from Star craft 2 "diamond" macro players.
LordManhattan said:
That app is crap. It doesn't register multiple taps, so you can tap like crazy and get results like Sarni without any problems.
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Its not that bad.it works ok for my purposes... And you know of a better app?
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Hah, i haven't exactly looked for another app that does the same thing, so no
20.
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what are you doing when you are bored?
****except from watching porn, have sex,taking drugs and commit crimes!!!!!!****
Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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Yup, Im also doing that
ArmorD said:
Well you basically listed all the activities what I do when I'm bored so...
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i was expecting that
X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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thats all right but the afterwards.......
X8invisible13 said:
Gotcha you forgot one: kissing my gf
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That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Then kissing my bf?
When im not pumping iron in the gym and pimping the hoe's I also like to pick flowers and make daisy chains and listen to take that.
Im the manliest man there's ever been.
I usually cut the grass, watch Netflix or play my bass.
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When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
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When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
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I read the first part of your post(at the participated,I didn't notice there weren't the lock icon...) and I was like what the f**** happend in there, I am sure there is nothing wrong with my thread!!!
You got me
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I like to smell flowers.
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getting drunk. You?
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I like to smell flowers.
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I bet you'd go out tonight but you haven't got a stitch to wear.....
Right?
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Watch Dawsons Creek
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LordManhattan said:
That's the least manly thing i've ever read on XDA
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Really? It just got its ass whooped in the girly comments contest...
isaiahe97 said:
Watch Dawsons Creek
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Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Archer said:
When I'm bored I like to come on here and close threads.
Like this.
Thread closed.
Not really
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I knew you would come on in here and say that.
i post here when im bored
I think of Vanessaem
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I knew you would come on in here and say that.
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I'm getting predictable, eh? I'll have to mix things up a little!
This thingy is popular on Reddit, so I decided to bring it here!
Here are the rules:
1.Go to your songs app.
2.Pick a song.
3.Press the shuffle button.
4.Go to the next song by clicking next.
5.Post the result here
Mine was Viva la vida by Coldplay.
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bad meets evil - eminem
Niceee
I want to live forever by Queen.
So I'm all set!
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
Apparently I'm going to bleed out.
Slipknot - Wait and Bleed
Justin Bieber - Baby
I guess I'll die by listening to that song then.
"If God is my witness, he must be a stalker"
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Justin Bieber - Baby
I guess I'll die by listening to that song then.
"If God is my witness, he must be a stalker"
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You should die for simply having that song on your phone.
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You should die for simply having that song on your phone.
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Of course I haven't got it on my phone. I'm not that much of a ****
"If God is my witness, he must be a stalker"
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Of course I haven't got it on my phone. I'm not that much of a ****
"If God is my witness, he must be a stalker"
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Baracuda - I Will Love Again.
''Grand theft auto theme song''
I dunno how i have tht on my phone O.Õ
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Radical Face - Wrapped In Piano Strings
Hahaha
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Just realized that this is no different from the 'what are you listening to' thread. As you even said in the OP, click next and post the results. That has nothing to do with dying.
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
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KidCarter93 said:
Just realized that this is no different from the 'what are you listening to' thread. As you even said in the OP, click next and post the results. That has nothing to do with dying.
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This isn't the same. In the music thread you post what you're listening to, and this thread is about how you're going to die.
So this thread is automatically better. But excuse me, i have to burn my piano.
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Can't wish for a better death-
Comfortably numb - Pink Floyd
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Can't wish for a better death-
Comfortably numb - Pink Floyd
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maybe 'wish you were here", but I think you nailed it.:highfive:
KidCarter93 said:
Just realized that this is no different from the 'what are you listening to' thread. As you even said in the OP, click next and post the results. That has nothing to do with dying.
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Sorry if I did something wrong, but I don't think this is a repost.
Oh nose...
"Dead Skin Mask" by Slayer.
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Closer to god by NIN
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Who's yr favorite person on Earth...
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It's you again?
You are my favorite person
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Me ofcourse
Sent from...
why do you care where I sent it from??
Who ever locks this thread.
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Me
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People who start threads like this and don't answer their own question in the OP
Dr. Deflecto says:
Let's go a different direction with this here thread.
Least Favourite Person in the World
Mine,
The ahole a few streets over with all junk stored in front of his sh*thole house.
Thats OK said:
Dr. Deflecto says:
Let's go a different direction with this here thread.
Least Favourite Person in the World
Mine,
The ahole a few streets over with all junk stored in front of his sh*thole house.
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So you live in a trailer park?
boborone said:
So you live in a trailer park?
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Lol
Nah...
Not yet anyhoo.
I have a bad habit of thinking people should have respect for their neighbors.
Lol
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Leeroy Jenkins.
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Myself!:cyclops:
Leslie Nielson. George Carlin.
-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
Today:
Guy at DMV that made things easy.
Usually my wife, sometimes my son.
Aside from family or friends, George Carlin is a great choice.
People in my case:
Chris Farley
Will Ferrell
Brittany Murphy
Timothy Leary
H. S. Thompson
Johnny Depp
Einstein
Mattias Duarte
Adam West
Patrick Stewart
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Usually my wife...
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Not a lie, lol. She doesn't read xda and wouldn't ever know I said it. Usually, she is.
She's funny, sarcastic, highly motivated and intelligent and helps push me toward my goals. Sometimes, though...
jRi0T68 said:
Not a lie, lol. She doesn't read xda and wouldn't ever know I said it. Usually, she is.
She's funny, sarcastic, highly motivated and intelligent and helps push me toward my goals. Sometimes, though...
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Lol, I knew the truth will come out.
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Jesus' driver, Kevin Mahogny.
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