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Best stoner movie ever?

IMO I think it's gotta be Friday.
Plus this is way too funny:
"Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. "

Cheech & Chong - Things Are Tough All Over.
"People say it was the drugs that killed Elvis man. But it wasn't the drugs, it's looking for them. Keeps you up all night!"

DirkGently1 said:
Cheech & Chong - Things Are Tough All Over.
"People say it was the drugs that killed Elvis man. But it wasn't the drugs, it's looking for them. Keeps you up all night!"
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Lmfao! Those guys are hilarious!
Another good one:
Half-Baked: Dave Chappelle
"I don't do drugs, though. Just weed."

Half Baked is the quintessential stoner movie. Pineapple Express gets an honorable mention. Both are hilarious.
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- How High
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
- Grandma’s Boy
- Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
- Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
- Cheech and Chong Up in smoke
- Dazed and Confused

Indeed, How High is absolutely a must watch. Can't believe I forgot that one. Or, maybe I can believe it. Damn weed smoke.
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I would have to agree with how high because it reminds of a very stupid story that did involve me being stoned.
I had just got my very first dvd player had never used or watched a dvd before this one. I borrowed How High from one of my buddys after a night of heavy smoking. I got home and put the film on, now some how without realising I had put on directors comentery, a feature I did not know existed. I proceded to watch the entire film feeling very dazed and confused about what was happening.
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LMAO
That's awesome, dude.
That movie is a got dayum riot. One of the best.

conqu1stador said:
Half Baked is the quintessential stoner movie. Pineapple Express gets an honorable mention. Both are hilarious.
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Agreed. All the movies mentioned are good, but none can top Half Baked. I've seen that movie more times than is probably healthy.
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You guys have named all the really good ones. The only one I can think of is Dude Wheres my car?

I would have to go for "How High" F*&^ing hilarious

deffinately kung pow
doesnt exactly say anything about getting high, but movie roxz.
evil alien are french!

Friday Series, Half Baked, How High

Mannnn people are gonna think we potheads >.<

BazookaAce said:
- How High
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
- Grandma’s Boy
- Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
- Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
- Cheech and Chong Up in smoke
- Dazed and Confused
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all gooood stuff

hah awesome thread
yes, 'how high / half baked / pineapple express / cheech and chong's / the first harold and kumar' are some good ones
there are too many classic stoner flics
love it

I might have myself a stoner marathon tonight! Sadly some of these movies aren't on Netflix.

cheech and chong's "up in smoke" and "nice dreams"

allanemartinez said:
Mannnn people are gonna think we potheads >.<
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That won't be as much of a surprise as many might think

Haf baked
Bll n teds
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Off-topic gaming thread

Discuss Games!
PC, PS3, XBOX, Android, etc.

Nothing because my ps3 is still a 5kg paperweight
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conantroutman said:
Nothing because my ps3 is still a 5kg paperweight
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conantroutman said:
Nothing because my ps3 is still a 5kg paperweight
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Incidentally, you're not missing out on the Assassin's Creed beta. It's exactly the same as the multi-player from the last game, which I didn't rate anyway. I LOVE the single player games, but it just doesn't work as a multiplayer. They should just have a multiplayer sandbox so you can stalk and kill without some silly time limit or people out to get you.
Think GTAIV, on a rooftop, with a sniper rifle. Now that's fun

i'm playing Battlefield: BC 2 and waiting for BC3.
and Gran Turismo 5 - best car driving game ever
( but i'm thinking to buy x360 for Forza 4...

The game of life, and I'm winning.
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rage quit!!!!!!!! im switching to MAG now lol

Playing deus ex human revolution
And sometimes warhammer 40k space marine on my PC !
Tapashocked via my gt-I9003 with a random keyboard of my choice !

On PC: Diablo 2 ladder. Its old i know but i missed it. Also Starcraft 2. Im thinking about getting back into Wow.
On Android: Cut the Rope, Montezuma 2, myth defense. I want to try order and chaos but not if its wifi only.
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Marvel vs Capcom 3! I love fighting games..you should too

I'm starting to get back into Gran Turismo 5 now. I was put off it because of the 24 hour races and the B-spec events. I decided to give B-spec a go and it's not too bad. Think I'll gain a few experience points and get it to level 20 or something. Will probably get tired of it again then.

I know it's well old now, but I still love online GTAIV. I love the randomness of it all; having a shoot-out in the street with someone while a couple of people drive past shooting out of their car windows at the pursuing cop cars. Unbeatable fun!

Bf3 beta ftw.
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Dragon Age 2 shesh 32 hours in and still only in Act II ready to get this ganlme over with!
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kungfu heroes for the nes

I'm playing the game. You just lost it (no, it's not over yet, husam!)
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idavid_ said:
I'm playing the game. You just lost it (no, it's not over yet, husam!)
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ARG!!!
Playing Deus Ex HR and Terraria. Keep hopping between them. Almost done with Terraria and it is quite good.

Bierce22 said:
i just wanted to start this thread so evereyone can share what ps3,360 or pc game there playing.
right now im playing battlefield bad company 2 ps3.
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Currently Tomb Raider Anniversary XBOX 360

Are there any online PC fighting games now? Cant seem to find anything these days.
For awhile there was Kwan-ho, which was fun and similar to Tekken.

Recently played by me "Magic 12" Carnival Game . I always like that type Maths tricks and puzzle games.

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Where is the "I can care less" option?

jaszek said:
Where is the "I can care less" option?
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+1

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What if we like HandEgg but just not the Giants or the Patriots..??
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jaszek said:
Where is the "I can care less" option?
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I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I could care less

Giants! History will repeat itself.
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ninrocket said:
If you could care less than just save it and go post somewhere else. This is obviously a post for people that like football. If you don't...fine...but don't clutter the thread.
Peace.
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Well believe it or not, on XDA I am allowed to post in whatever thread I want, and if it means you get butthurt let it be.
Also what is the whole point with hand egg? In the play offs they only play one game with each team. It should be like hockey where you actually need skill and determination, and not just luck, since you have to win at least 4 games with one team before you can go to the next round.
the_scotsman said:
I think you mean "I couldn't care less"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I could care less
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I couldn't care less what you think about my grammar.
:>

Wait, the championship only has one game?

iynfynity said:
Wait, the championship only has one game?
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Yep. They have like 8 teams play in the play offs. So there are 4 games first round, then you have 4 teams left, 2 games, and then the super bowl. Maybe you have a bit more teams at the beginning. In hockey you have 7 games between the teams before going to the next round.

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All hail the New York Giants!

i say new orleans saints oh wait thats next year

Don't feel like quoting on my phone. Physical...with 20 kilos of protection. Not sure if you ever played rugby. I had a hard time standing straight for 2 days. And hockey is just as if not more physical. Getting slammed by a 200+ pound guy against a wall is worse than the same hit without a wall. Trust me.
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Even though I wanted the 49ers to win, I'll take the Giants over the Patriots anyday

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Giants all the way!
And Since im from Montréal, I'll also have a look at the hockey game in the afternoon!

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ninrocket said:
How's it going neighbor. It's been a while since I was in Montreal. Probably about 7 years ago. Nice place.
There used to be a street downtown where everyone would go party. I don't know if they still do it or not. 7 years ago it was considered to be one of the biggest party places in the world. I can't remember the name of the street?
I do remember people parking their cars in the middle of the street on Saturday because the street was so crowded with all the party goers that you couldn't drive down it anyway.
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Hey! There are many streets like that in Montreal! Lol!
Let's see: Sainte-Catherine Street ? Maybe Crescent Street?

ninrocket said:
I'm laughing at this. You are comparing your one day of rugby to a pro NFL player. Hilarious.
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He made a point that hockey is clearly a tougher sport too. And it is. Football-play for 10 seconds then stop. Repeat. Hockey-play 3 periods of checking, falling, fights, pucks hittig you, falling on ice (hurts)
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Jeremy Lin

Beast!!! Didn't even get drafted.
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Hey my team (Warriors) were the first to sign him, but because they already have Monta Ellis and Steph Curry, he would have been relegated to a backup role. Plus they wanted to clear up cap space in the beginning of the season to try and sign DeAndre Jordan so they had to waive him. It's great that he has found a team and a system that works well for him, but we'll just have to wait and see when Stoudamire and Anthony come back and they want the ball ALL THE TIME, how will he be able to handle that? Hopefully they let Lin flourish because they're winning and beating teams like the Lakers or else they'll start losing games again.

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Hey my team (Warriors) were the first to sign him, but because they already have Monta Ellis and Steph Curry, he would have been relegated to a backup role. Plus they wanted to clear up cap space in the beginning of the season to try and sign DeAndre Jordan so they had to waive him. It's great that he has found a team and a system that works well for him, but we'll just have to wait and see when Stoudamire and Anthony come back and they want the ball ALL THE TIME, how will he be able to handle that? Hopefully they let Lin flourish because they're winning and beating teams like the Lakers or else they'll start losing games again.
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Lol. The warriors are my team. I had high expectations for this year but currys damn ankle. We needed deandre. Its funny because his brothers go to my school and he wanted to be in Oakland but he was restricted.
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I have to say I'm impressed, but I don't think he'll do this well for too long. Players just have to get over the initial shock of the situation haha.

It's great to see him put up such extraordinary numbers. Not trying to be a skeptic. Just being realistic here. There's no way he keeps this up. His stats are currently inflated by several factors:
No Carmelo Anthony
No Amare Stoudamire
No viable alternative at PG for the Knicks.
Once Stoudamire and Anthony returns to the lineup, Lin will have to give up a majority of his shot attempts. He still might hit for 10 pts (give or take). I'd expect his assists totals to hover at around 8 per game.
It would be really interesting to see what happens when Baron Davis is finally ready to hit the court.

He's fantastic *-* He's carrying out NYK without Melo and Amar'e!

Bump for a beast
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manbearpig said:
Bump for a beast
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Seriously though. I don't really care about basketball, but the only reason everyone goes crazy about Lin is because he is an Asian playing basketball. Same hype that was with Yao Ming. After a while nobody talks about you anymore. Which is why I like hockey. If you are white or black, if you are a good player we respect you, not because you just started playing ad scored a few points.

shut up... it has nothing to do with him being asain
maybe because he didnt get drafted
maybe because he got cut by 3 teams
maybe because he almost got cut 3 weeks ago
maybe because he went to 4th string to 1st string
your ignorant

manbearpig said:
shut up... it has nothing to do with him being asain
maybe because he didnt get drafted
maybe because he got cut by 3 teams
maybe because he almost got cut 3 weeks ago
maybe because he went to 4th string to 1st string
your ignorant
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Please explain these terms to someone who isn't familiar with basketball terminology. Also that rant was due to me living in NYC, and all of a sudden everybody liking basketball.

I have to admit seeing him play, he is pretty pro. Makes some of the other players look bad.

I love it how the mainland and Taiwan are fighting over his heritage...most probably he'll say he's first and foremost American...and proudly
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do you like skyrim / should i buy it?

so i want to buy a new game and I want to know if what ya'll think. it would be for console.
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Buy it.
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amazons got it for 40 bucks new
probably will just go for it.
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I'm guessing they patched the knee thing early on because I've never seen it....
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i'll say, save your money for Mass Effect 3
it's a must have!

Walk next to a guard. You'll hear it after a while.
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Say goodbye to your friends before playing it.

I didnt like it, I tried to play it but didn't come far. Also you die very easiely. But I was playing it on the PC, but its not my kind off game, I just want an first person shooter.

i heard it this weekend while I stopped by at my buds house and he was playing..
@allgamer
im not too much into mass effect. still wanna try it though...
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Def get it. Even if just for a console. It's a superb game

DexterMorganNL said:
I didnt like it, I tried to play it but didn't come far. Also you die very easiely. But I was playing it on the PC, but its not my kind off game, I just want an first person shooter.
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I was always dying when I first played it. It gets easier the longer you play it, however, it was more fun when my character was still weak. Killing enemies with one hit made the game tiring to play.

it's been a long while since any decent game has come to market... say FallOut series was revived to now
BioWare is doing an awesome job at with Dragon Age series and Mass Effect
both of these tittles are a must have, it's like watching a movie, but you are the main character
the outcome of the movie will all depend on the choices you make during the course of the movie/game
it can also be open ended, like the old also excellent X series (X, X2, X3)
other than those 4 above mentioned games, there aren't many good games to look forward to
I do also follow the Blizzard games, but they take like 10 years in between releases, crazy wait time
from Blizzard i like the StarCraft and Diablo series, but those are more just for fun, than Immersion play like the BioWare games
a day goes by so quickly you don't even notice when you are zoomed into the worlds of Dragon Age / Mass Effect
I highly suggest playing those 2 with 3D glasses if you have an Nvidia or ATI 3D capable video card and 3D monitor to match

iynfynity said:
I was always dying when I first played it. It gets easier the longer you play it, however, it was more fun when my character was still weak. Killing enemies with one hit made the game tiring to play.
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Its more about that on pc you need use keyboard and most to control character and for me its easier to use an controller like the Xbox360 has.
But an game like CoD uses much less buttons on the keyboard, with the W button I just walk and with A and D to left and right and S I won't use much.
And in multiplayer I use an cheat to help me locating the enemy ( Yes I know its not nice to cheat, but it makes the game more fun for me and it gets not detected. ) and that way I make more kills and win more games.

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highly suggest playing those 2 with 3D glasses if you have an Nvidia or ATI 3D capable video card and 3D monitor to match
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yeah I love games like that. im on xbox not pc btw
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I love skyrim, although it is extremely time consuming, so be careful
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Just remember if you buy it, when the music changes to drums and guys chanting..... **** just got real
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If you are a fan of RPG's you will NOT be disappointed by Skyrim. A must buy for sure! And good replayability.

deliriousDroid said:
Def get it. Even if just for a console. It's a superb game
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I agree it's an excellent game.

Great game if you enjoy Beth games.
You didn't give enough info, so yes... great game, get it.
If you don't want to risk the $ on a new rpg game from a company you haven't had any experience with, try hitting the bargin bin and pickup Oblivion (predecessor to Skyrim) or Fallout 3. That will let you know if you can handle the "engine" and type of bugs/issues you may encounter...
.02 enjoy.;

Skyrim is by far the best game Bethesda has created IMHO. The leveling system is excellent. Much more to do than in the other elder scrolls games. The game is excellent. I would get it if I were you.